Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 86 The agent has gone mad! Have these two become sworn brothers?
Liu Yifei just wanted to vent her frustrations, but she never expected to encounter someone with absolutely no bottom line.
"You...you get up! I was just kidding!"
As she spoke, she moved closer to the kang (a heated brick bed).
They were determined to avoid being directly in front of Fang Yu as he knelt down.
However, Liu Yifei dodged away.
Fang Yu braced himself on the ground with his hands, using his knees as the center of a circle.
With a "whoosh," it turned around on the spot and aimed at Liu Yifei again!
"No!"
"You just said you'd give me a red envelope if I kowtowed, but I haven't kowtowed yet!"
Liu Yifei panicked and quickly scrambled to move more than half a meter to the other side of the kang (a heated brick bed).
"I don't want you to kowtow anymore! Half the money is fine, okay?!"
Fang Yu shook his head vigorously, his knees flexibly moving and rubbing on the ground, once again locking onto Liu Yifei's new coordinates.
"That won't do! I won't accept a reward without merit!"
"In my business dealings, Fang Yu prioritizes integrity!"
In the next half minute, an epic chase unfolded on the spacious kang (heated brick bed) in Northeast China.
Liu Yifei frantically dodged and weaved on the kang (a heated brick bed), while Fang Yu was right under the edge of the kang, stubbornly turning in the same direction wherever she moved.
They relentlessly pursued him, clinging to him relentlessly.
"Don't come any closer!"
Liu Yifei was cornered at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed), with nowhere to retreat, and she was so anxious that she almost cried.
Fang Yu looked at the "ATM" with nowhere to escape and revealed a triumphant smile.
"I'm determined to kowtow today!"
"Even if Jesus came, he couldn't stop us, I'm telling you!"
He lowered his head as soon as he finished speaking.
It slammed down onto the ground.
"Don't knock!"
Liu Yifei was so frightened that her face turned pale and her voice cracked.
But Fang Yu's movements were too fast.
"Bang!"
A resounding thud echoed as his head struck the ground.
The sound was crisp and clear.
This not only gave Liu Yifei a real fright.
Even the viewers in the live stream were stunned.
Holy crap! This is serious shipping! And they're really shipping them! They're a monster!
[That sound is making my head buzz!]
[Fairy Sister: I want to escape! But I can't!]
Liu Yifei's mind went blank.
Only one thought was flashing wildly.
We can't accept this bow for nothing!
Receiving such a grand gesture of respect from a peer during the Lunar New Year is bad for one's lifespan!
It must be returned!
She didn't even bother to put on her shoes and just rolled off the kang (a heated brick bed).
"thump!"
Liu Yifei knelt down on both knees, standing straight in front of Fang Yu.
Fang Yu had just raised his head when a red mark appeared in the center of his forehead.
Upon closer inspection, I found that there was a person out of nowhere in front of me.
Liu Yifei was also kneeling.
The two stared at each other, nose to nose.
Fang Yu was stunned.
What are you doing?
Liu Yifei stiffened her neck.
"I'll give it back to you!"
After she finished speaking, she leaned forward and her head hit the ground.
"Thump!"
It made a muffled sound.
Fang Yu became anxious.
"Trying to renege on your debt? No way!"
He then kowtowed again.
"This is the money I gave you as a red envelope, what's the meaning of you coming back?"
Seeing this, Liu Yifei quickly kowtowed again.
"I don't care! I don't owe you anything!"
"Bang!"
Fang Yu kowtowed again.
"Bang!"
Liu Yifei is kowtowing again.
Two heads.
They crashed to the ground one after the other, rising and falling.
The scene was extremely bizarre.
Early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year.
The inner room of a farmhouse in Northeast China.
The national goddess Liu Tianxian, who is high and mighty.
And a new singer who has only been in the industry for six months.
Kneel face to face on the ground.
They kowtowed to each other repeatedly.
The chat in the live stream went completely crazy.
[Mutual kowtows? What kind of new way of exchanging New Year's greetings is this?]
[This is hilarious! Is this how a celestial beauty uses her competitive spirit?]
[This scene! If you didn't know better, you'd think they were having a wedding ceremony!]
[Liu Yifei: You're not going to make money off me! Fang Yu: You're not going to hide from me!]
And this moment.
Liu Yifei's agent, Sister Hong, stared intently at her phone screen, her breathing shallow, feeling as if she wouldn't make it to dawn.
When Liu Yifei was about to kowtow to Fang's parents tonight, she was so frightened that she almost fainted.
After finally calming down, I saw Fang Yu sliding down to his knees and kowtowing to Liu Yifei.
She was so frightened that she could only inhale but not exhale.
The result is now!
Our own aloof and elegant top female star actually knelt in front of a traditional earthen bed in Northeast China, competing with a male star to see who could kowtow the loudest!
Sister Hong opened her mouth wide, her chest heaving violently.
I couldn't catch my breath.
My vision went black, and my fingers slipped.
The phone slipped and hit the bridge of her nose, causing her to faint immediately.
……
The scene cuts back to Kaoshantun, to the Fang family's small house.
The banging inside the house continued.
The two fought fiercely, locked in a stalemate.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
The two started singing faster and faster, but ended up losing their rhythm.
Bang!
Their foreheads collided solidly in mid-air.
Both of them gasped in pain, clutching their foreheads and standing frozen in mid-air, neither willing to back down.
Just then, the heavy cotton curtain was lifted a crack.
A gust of cold wind blew into the room.
Fang Daqiang and Zhao Guifang each carried a bundle of incense, candles, and paper money as they stepped over the threshold and entered.
The footsteps stopped abruptly the moment they saw the view inside the house.
The elderly couple stood frozen at the door, dumbfounded.
The paper money in my hand almost fell to the ground.
Straight ahead.
His own son and that extremely beautiful girl.
They knelt on the ground, facing each other.
Both of them bent over and lowered their heads at the same time.
Their heads were almost touching.
It was only a few centimeters above the ground.
This posture.
This is impressive.
This atmosphere.
Fang Daqiang turned his head and looked at his wife.
He lowered his voice and his Adam's apple bobbed.
"Old woman, what...what are you doing?"
Zhao Guifang swallowed hard, her eyes wide open.
"This...looks like...a married couple bowing to each other?"
Fang Daqiang gasped.
Young people these days really know how to have fun!
New Year's Day.
Late at night.
Did they secretly pledge their lives to each other inside the house, bypassing their elders?
There wasn't even a master of ceremonies to call out commands; they just bowed like that.
Zhao Guifang muttered to herself.
"Old man, do you think we came in at the wrong time?"
Fang Daqiang nodded repeatedly.
"Of course! Can't you see the two kids are doing something important?"
"After the wedding ceremony, it's time to go to the bridal chamber."
"Hurry up and leave, don't hold them up..."
The elderly couple exchanged a glance and reached a consensus with perfect understanding.
The two turned around quietly and slipped out.
They even thoughtfully tucked the curtain in tightly from the outside.
I just stepped out of the house.
Fang Daqiang pinched his thigh hard.
He was in so much pain he was wincing.
"Wow! It's not a dream! I've really made the vows!"
"My goodness, our ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke!"
Zhao Guifang slapped her thigh excitedly.
"This is progressing so fast! I thought we'd have to wait until next year!"
"Quick, quick, go find our family's old ledger and see how much the bride price needs to be!"
"We still need to pick an auspicious day to get our marriage certificate!"
Inside the house, Fang Yu and Liu Yifei remained kneeling and kowtowing, listening to the voices fading into the distance from the courtyard.
I was completely dumbfounded.
Liu Yifei slowly raised her head and looked at Fang Yu, who was standing close to her.
Her face was flushed, and even her fair neck had a pinkish tinge.
She bit her lower lip tightly, her face filled with despair.
destroyed.
Everything is ruined.
His lifelong reputation and aloof persona have been shattered to pieces.
This is now completely indefensible.
They not only engaged in live-streamed banter across the entire internet.
He was caught red-handed by Fang Yu's parents, who even arranged for the bride price.
Fang Yu also raised his head.
He looked at Liu Yifei, who seemed utterly hopeless, grinned, revealing a set of bright white teeth.
They completely disregarded the absurd misunderstanding of the elderly couple outside the door about "bowing to each other as husband and wife."
He extended his right hand, palm up, and laid it flat in front of Liu Yifei.
"Sister, you've finished kowtowing."
"Give me the red envelope."
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