Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 390 I'm holding my son so he won't wet the bed!

"Yes, we will take our leave now..." With that, the captain turned to leave.

Seeing this, the other Japanese soldiers panicked and immediately grabbed the legs of the Imperial Guards, crying, "You can't leave!"

You can't leave! He injured our envoy! You must stand up for us!

To allow our envoy to suffer such humiliation in Chang'an!

Is this how your great Tang Dynasty treats its guests?

You know what, these little devils actually know a thing or two about social etiquette in the Tang Dynasty.

They directly framed their own beating as a diplomatic issue between the two countries.

Surely the Tang Dynasty officials couldn't just ignore this?

Especially the way Cheng Chumo drew his sword just now—there was absolutely no hesitation whatsoever.

If it weren't for making their envoy lose money,

It seems that the sharp sword is already at the envoy's neck, and he may even lose his head.

Seeing this, the patrolling Imperial Guards glared down at the short, stocky man.

"Let go! Get off right now, or I'll accuse you of plotting to assassinate a member of the Tang Dynasty's Imperial Guard!"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah! You...you can do this? How...how could you do this? We are..."

"Get lost! I don't care who you are. Even if you're the King of Heaven, it doesn't matter. Don't delay my patrol, get out of here!"

After saying that, he kicked the Japanese soldier away with a look of utter disgust.

The Japanese envoys to Tang China, witnessing this scene, were on the verge of tears, but more importantly...

My buttocks were scalded, and the pain was so intense that I could see my grandma's buttocks.

Instead, he was lifted up by this imposing man, who was as tall as an iron tower.

It felt like being rescued from a sea of ​​suffering; finally, I didn't have to suffer from having my butt burned by a red-hot iron plate anymore—it hurt so much.

After dismissing the patrolling Imperial Guards, Jiang Fan looked at the Japanese envoy to Tang China in his hand and grinned maliciously:

"Don't tell me you have no money, or I'll have to pay off your debt with your head!"

"Huh? Money... I have money, how much do you want?"

"Is that even a question? Take whatever you have. If you dare to keep a single penny, I'll skin you alive!"

At this moment, Cheng Chumo seemed possessed by a demon, terrifying the Japanese envoy to Tang Dynasty so much that his legs trembled uncontrollably.

He quickly took out all the gold and silver he had on him.

Faced with life and death, to hell with all that samurai spirit and Japanese dignity! Saving your life is the only right choice.

So these Japanese devils hurriedly scrambled to Cheng Chumo and Jiang Fan, knelt down, and kowtowed loudly.

"We unintentionally offended the young master of the superior country."

We are willing to apologize and make amends, we only beg for our lives to be spared...

Cheng Chumo received the money and then respectfully handed it to the little princess.

The little princess's big eyes lit up as she looked at the gold cakes inside.

Seeing the little princess happy, Jiang Fan quickly waved his hand and said, "Get lost."

Upon hearing this, the Japanese soldiers felt as if they had been granted a pardon and scrambled away.

After the little incident, Jiang Fan asked Xiao Sizi with concern, "Sizi, were you scared just now?"

Little Si shook his head: "Without ducks, the nest isn't afraid of them."

I believe my boyfriend will protect her, right?

"Of course, as long as your brother is here, no one will hurt you, I said."

"Mmm, mmm, my buddy is so good, I trust him."

"Well... how about we continue exploring? Let's see what else is fun."

"Okay, okay!" Urged on by Xiao Sizi, Jiang Fan began to carry Xiao Sizi forward.

"Young master, Your Highness the Princess, let's go to Pingkang Ward after dark. Pingkang Ward..."

However, the famous music halls of Chang'an remained brightly lit even after curfew, making them a favorite haunt of wealthy young men and scholars.

"Okay! Let's go to Pingkangfang then."

"Yay!"

The little princess called out sweetly.

After a while, the three of them went to the famous Pingkangfang. As soon as they entered Pingkangfang, they were immediately greeted by an atmosphere of extravagance.

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However, since we were traveling with a young child, we couldn't bring anything unsuitable for children.

They were all legitimate places, and Xiao Sizi had even more fun than Jiang Fan.

It was already eight o'clock when they finished playing. Then, Xiao Sizi and I returned to the Duke's Mansion and prepared to drive back.

He exchanged a few more polite words with Cheng Yaojin, then stood up and bid him farewell.

"Uncle Cheng, it's getting late, so I'll take my leave now. You should get some rest too!"

Upon hearing that Jiang Fan was leaving, Cheng Yaojin immediately became agitated and grabbed Jiang Fan's hand:

"Young master, it's so late, and there's already curfew on the streets. Where are you going?"

"I'm going back. It's precisely because it's late that I need to go back. Curfew is no big deal; the palace isn't far from here."

Besides, I have the princess with me, and I can't possibly stay up all night with Sizi, can I?"

Little Sizi nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, I want to sleep with Guoguo. I have to protect Guoguo and make sure he doesn't wet the bed..."

"puff--"

Cheng Chumo, who was standing nearby, burst out laughing when he heard this.

Cheng Yaojin turned around and glared angrily: "Laugh, laugh, laugh! What are you laughing at? Laugh again and I'll knock your teeth out!"

Cheng Chumo: "..." What did I do to deserve this? Is it a crime to just smile? That's too much for me.

Cheng Yaojin almost burst out laughing, but he managed to hold it in.

Although he may appear to be a rough and unrefined man, he is actually quite meticulous.

Having honed my skills in the imperial court for so many years, I do possess some ability.

He said to Jiang Fan, "Young master, do you think the accommodations in my residence are too poor?"

I wouldn't presume to say it's large, but my residence has over twenty superior guest rooms. Young master and princess are welcome to stay there.

Otherwise, people might really think that I, Lao Cheng, am incompetent.

I'll have someone clean the guest room right away. Young master, please feel free to stay here.

If you have any other requests, please feel free to make them; I will absolutely fulfill them all.

Cheng Yaojin was going all out to keep Jiang Fan in the country.

Jiang Fan turned to look at Xiao Sizi and asked, "Sizi, what's your opinion? Should we go back, or stay here?"

"Wherever my lord is, I'll be there; I'll listen to my lord!"

Jiang Fan's eyes widened immediately: "I guess I wasted my time asking you, sigh—"

Little Sizi: "(*^__^*) Hehe..."

Cheng Yaojin continued, "It's not that I intentionally wanted to keep the young master here, it's just that it's getting dark."

The little princess and the young master are of noble status. What if...? And it's so late. If I send these distinguished guests back, wouldn't that be a slap in the face for me, Old Cheng?

Cheng Yaojin kicked Cheng Chumo directly: "What are you still standing there for?"

Why don't you hurry up and take the young master and the princess to the guest room to rest? All you do is stand there like an idiot.

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