Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

After Cheng Chumo led Jiang Fan and Xiao Sizi to the guest room, it had already been cleaned and tidied up.

The bed was covered with brand new bedding, all of which was made of silk.

Ordinary people couldn't afford to use such materials for bedding.

More than a dozen candles were lit in the guest room to make it brighter and to please Jiang Fan and the princess.

In the center of the room stood a bronze incense burner, from which wafted a delicate fragrance.

It cleanses the spleen and lungs; even Jiang Fan was drawn to the aroma of this incense.

It has a pleasant aroma that isn't overpowering, and when inhaled through the nostrils, it even has a refreshing and invigorating effect.

I just didn't know that this incense was being burned all night.

Will I be able to sleep? Will it be as bad as that coffee?

After bringing the person over, Cheng Chumo smiled at Jiang Fan and said, "Young master, are you satisfied with this guest room?"

"Very good, very good, it's just that I've caused your family trouble!"

"It's no trouble at all. Young master and princess can stay at our home as guests."

It's an honor for our family, how could it be considered troublesome!

As he spoke, Cheng Chumo prepared to leave the guest room, giving Jiang Fan some personal space.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan quickly stopped Cheng Chumo and asked in a low voice, "Where's your toilet?"

Cheng Chumo was clearly taken aback after hearing this: "What did you say, young master?"

Jiang Fan raised his voice slightly again: "The toilet, the place to relieve myself, where is it?"

Cheng Chumo finally understood Jiang Fan's words and said with a smile:

"What did we have to say? Is this all? There's a chamber pot under the bed."

This is specifically for you, young master, to use at night when you need to relieve yourself. There's a chamber pot behind the screen in front.

If the young master needs to relieve himself, he can simply go to the chamber pot behind the screen!

"Whenever it is convenient for Your Highness, maids will come to serve you!"

Jiang Fan quickly waved his hand: "Never mind, never mind, let the maid rest."

"I'll take care of Sizi, that's enough, but... in case she needs to relieve herself..."

Jiang Fan realized he hadn't brought any paper; he always made sure to have some when he stayed at the Tang Dynasty Palace.

Cheng Chumo: "What does 'taking a big diaper' mean?"

"It's just pooping, defecating, you get it?"

Cheng Chumo: "If that's your explanation, then I naturally understand!"

Jiang Fan continued, "After pooping, you need to wipe your bottom, right? Do you have any toilet paper?"

"Paper? What do you need paper for? Nobody uses paper to wipe their bottom!"

"Holy crap, are you going to use your hands instead of paper?"

Cheng Chumo was even more direct, pulling Jiang Fan directly behind the screen.

Pointing to a scraper next to the chamber pot, he said, "Well, who would use toilet paper to wipe their bottom with this...?"

Jiang Fan looked at the scraper that Cheng Chumo raised and instantly felt a tightening in his anus.

He quickly shook his head and said, "Never mind, forget I asked. You can go now..."

Cheng Chumo: "How about... I give you a demonstration, young master?"

You don't even know how to wipe your own butt, do you? Hahahaha…

At this point, Cheng Chumo couldn't help but throw his head back and laugh triumphantly.

Jiang Fan kicked him right in the butt: "Get lost, don't disturb my sleep, you old codger..."

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After Cheng Chumo left, Jiang Fan looked at Xiao Sizi and asked softly:

"Sizi, why don't you empty your tummy before you go to sleep?"

Little Si shook his head: "It was so hard to get it into my belly, it was like a hole in my belly."

I don't want them to run away so easily, no, I'm going to sleep...

After saying that, Little Sizi took off running on her short legs and rushed to the bed.

Then I lay sprawled out on the bed, enjoying this wonderful moment.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan didn't know what to say, so he simply blew out all the candles in the room one by one.

Seriously, blowing out candles until your head is completely foggy, are you scared yet?

It's clear that lighting too many candles can be quite mentally taxing.

Not long after falling asleep, Jiang Fan heard the buzzing of mosquitoes near his ear. Now he couldn't sleep peacefully anymore. Damn mosquitoes.

I sat up, took out my phone's flashlight, and turned it on.

Two figures then entered, approached the bedside, and bowed slightly.

"Young master, is there anything you need? We're right here, so please just say the word!"

Faced with these two "uninvited guests" who suddenly barged in,

Jiang Fan was startled and turned the flashlight beam to shine on the two of them.

The two maids were also blinded by the glaring white light of the flashlight and instinctively raised their hands to shield their eyes.

Jiang Fan asked, "Who arranged for you to be waiting outside? Weren't we told not to leave anyone here to serve? Why are there still people here?"

Upon hearing Jiang Fan's question, the two maids immediately fell to their knees with a thud, their faces filled with terror.

"Young master, please calm down. We don't know what we did to offend you. Please be merciful and don't..."

"What are you doing? Get up! Why are you kneeling down all the time?"

If outsiders see this, they'll think I did something to you two! Get up, get up!

"Could it be... that the young master isn't angry?"

The maid's words made Jiang Fan laugh. He walked up to the two of them, raised his hand, and pulled them up from the ground.

Why should I be angry? Besides, in my opinion...

Everyone is equal, so kneeling and bowing are inappropriate, especially when sleeping at night.

"You two are working so hard guarding outside, go back and get some sleep. Don't stay up so late!"

Hearing Jiang Fan's heartfelt and touching words, the two maids were moved to tears.

Although she was rarely mistreated in the Fang family mansion, she was the first person to care for her like this young master.

However, I was ordered to stand guard outside the door to attend to the young master and the princess when they needed to get up at night.

If they listened to the young master and went back to sleep, they would probably both be punished tomorrow.

So, upon hearing Jiang Fan's words, the two shook their heads repeatedly: "Young master, please don't send us away. If you feel that we have disturbed your rest..."

Then we two will step outside and make sure we don't disturb the young master's rest.

However, whenever you need to get up at night, young master, just call us anytime, and we'll be waiting outside!

"No, no, please don't! With you all here, do you think I'll be able to get out easily?"

"This is what we should do. It's the young master's first time staying overnight at our residence."

It's bound to be a bit unfamiliar, which is why we need to be there to serve it.

"That's not what I meant. Besides, I have a flashlight here if you need to get up at night."

I have hands and feet; I can handle this myself.

"No need to trouble you, in fact, with you all here, I... won't be able to use the restroom!"