Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Maid: "..."

Lying on the bed, Xiao Si rubbed her sleepy eyes.

In a childish voice, she asked, "Brother, who are you talking to?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Fan turned around and saw Si Zi sitting up in bed: "Si Zi, did your brother wake you up?"

Little Si nodded repeatedly and said, "No, no, it's not true. Guoguo didn't wake me up. I woke up myself..."

Jiang Fan: "..." If you hadn't nodded, I almost would have believed you.

Thinking of this, Jiang Fan said to the maids, "In that case, why don't you take the princess to relieve herself?"

"Alright, alright, leave it to us, young master, don't worry."

After saying that, the two maids went directly to the bedside, picked up the little girl, and went behind the screen to let her relieve herself.

Jiang Fan was also worried that Xiao Sizi would wet the bed at night, since he wasn't wearing a diaper and might see it.

Sizi is shifting the blame onto me. Does he even want to stay in this business?

By the time the maid brought Xiao Sizi back, Xiao Sizi had already fallen asleep again.

Although I opened my eyes and glanced at it before, it was just a glance.

After urinating, she fell asleep again. I have to say, I envy Sizi's sleep quality.

Jiang Fan thanked the maids and said, "Thank you both for your hard work. This is just a small token, please accept it..."

After speaking, Jiang Fan took out two strips of milk tablets and gave them to the maid.

This is something Jiang Fan prepared for Sizi, something he usually uses to soothe the baby in crucial moments. He doesn't take it out easily, since the little dumpling eats too much!

The maid was stunned when she saw the milk tablet that Jiang Fan was pointing at.

A look of disbelief crossed his face: "Young master, what is this...?"

Jiang Fan smiled slightly and said, "These are called milk tablets. They're quite sweet. Just take out the white milk tablets inside and you can eat them."

However... I suggest you hold it in your mouth and savor it slowly. Here you go!

"These...these milk tablets...they must be very expensive, right? We...we dare not accept them, young master, please take them back!"

"It's not expensive at all. Besides, you're taking care of Sizi for me so late at night."

"Thank you, it's only right. Hurry up and take it, or I'll get angry!"

The moment Jiang Fan uttered the word "angry," the maid was clearly terrified.

He quickly reached out and respectfully took the milk tablet.

Using the light from the phone's flashlight, the maid saw that the milk tablets were actually quite beautiful.

I've never seen anything like this before. If the young man hadn't told me how to eat these milk tablets, I probably wouldn't have eaten them even if I held them in my hand.

Jiang Fan continued, "Just squeeze out the milk tablets and you can eat it. Also, you two don't need to keep watch outside anymore."

Go back and rest now, I'm going to sleep too. Sweet dreams to you all, goodnight—"

"us……"

"Do as I say, go to sleep. If the Prime Minister questions you..."

I'll explain everything to him myself, don't be afraid, go quickly!

After Jiang Fan's patient and earnest persuasion, the two maids finally calmed down, despite their initial trepidation.

Back in her room, she took a milk tablet, squeezed out one, and put it in her mouth. The sweet, milky flavor was so delicious; it was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life.

I wanted to eat more after I ate it, but because it was so precious, I couldn't bear to eat the rest.

What the two maids didn't expect was that the next day, after Cheng Chumo discovered the milk tablets,

He took out one hundred strings of cash and bought the remaining milk tablets from the maid.

Since it was a gift from Jiang Fan, Cheng Chumo naturally wouldn't dare to forcibly take it.

For a maid, this was undoubtedly a huge fortune, as she was a maid in the household...

I don't even earn a single coin a year, and I never imagined that the milk tablets my young master casually gave me last night would be so valuable.

This time I can take the money from these milk candies home to help with household expenses, but that's a story for another time!

……

The next morning, Jiang Fan was woken up early by Xiao Sizi's unique way of waking him up.

That means the little feet were directly "fed" into Jiang Fan's mouth.

We don't know how Xiao Sizi did it, even while sleeping at night...

He could almost always aim precisely at Jiang Fan's mouth; isn't that amazing?

Jiang Fan frowned, his face showing utter despair.

"Little Si, if you put your feet in your brother's mouth again, I'll eat them up!"

"No, no, buddy, don't touch my feet! My feet smell bad, they're not nice to touch..."

"Oh, so you were awake all along? No wonder you kept putting your feet in my mouth, were you doing it on purpose?"

"I...I didn't do it on purpose, I...did it intentionally (＾-＾)"

"thump--"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan collapsed onto the floor...

At this moment, the maid outside had already brought in water for washing.

Holding a copper basin with both hands: "Young master, Your Highness, please wash up."

Seeing this, Jiang Fan couldn't help but ask, "Aren't there benches over there?"

"You can just put the washbasin on the stool. Why do you keep carrying it? It's tiring!"

"No, no, no, this is what we should do. Young master, do you think we haven't served you well enough?"

"Wow, aren't you guys overthinking things?"

What do you mean by that? I was just worried that it would be too tiring for you to carry such a basin of water.

So I told you to put it on the stool, why are you still... Never mind, I'll do it myself!

After saying that, Jiang Fan took the copper basin from the maid and placed it on the stool.

Maid: "..." At this moment, Xiao Sizi also jumped off the bed.

With her short legs, she chased after Jiang Fan: "Brother, help me wash my face!"

"Okay, let's wash Sizi's face first!"

"Young master, how about... we help Her Highness wash her face?"

Jiang Fan waved his hand and said, "No need, no need, I can do it. Besides,..."

I've washed Sizi's face many times, so don't underestimate me, I'm very good at it!

Little Sizi nodded in agreement, saying, "Yes, yes, yes, the pot tied it so well!"

Sometimes I'll get some face-washing water in my mouth, and face-washing water doesn't taste good...

Jiang Fan: "..." Si Zi, if you don't expose your brother's shortcomings, we can still be good friends.

Upon hearing this, the maid covered her mouth and chuckled, amused by Xiao Sizi's innocence.

Then, Jiang Fan supported the back of Xiao Sizi's head with his left hand, and scooped water from the basin with his right hand, washing Xiao Sizi's face handful by handful. It must be said...

Xiao Sizi's face feels amazing, the epitome of baby skin, soft, smooth, and bouncy, with skin so delicate it's almost translucent.

So Jiang Fan was very careful when washing his face, afraid of hurting Xiao Sizi.

After washing her face, Xiao Sizi pressed her face against mine: "Brother, I want to put some perfume on my face!"

"Okay, brother will put it on for you now. Your face will smell wonderful, even more fragrant than flowers!"

"Mmm, thank you so much, bro!"