Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Li Shimin vomited so badly that he almost vomited bile, and it took him a great deal of effort to stop.

But the dry heaving just wouldn't stop, and I couldn't suppress it no matter what I did.

He rinsed his mouth and washed his face with warm water before raising his head.

He glanced at the Imperial Guards standing guard beside him and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

"Your Majesty is too kind. I dare not accept such hardship. Where do you feel unwell? Should I go and summon the imperial physician?"

"No need, I'm much better now. It's just that I felt nauseous for no reason a moment ago, I don't know what happened."

Seeing her grandfather in such distress, Xiao Sizi couldn't bear it. She glanced at the yogurt on the cart, then picked up a bottle.

He leaned closer to Li Shimin and said, "Father, how about... you drink a few sips of yogurt to help with digestion?"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up the moment he saw the yogurt.

Little Sizi was quick-witted; he deftly took the straw, inserted it, and handed the yogurt to him.

"Ton ton ton—"

In one gulp, I finished the whole bottle of suppositories. After vomiting, my empty stomach finally felt a little better, but the nausea seemed to have gotten even worse.

Little Sizi was a little worried and tugged at Li Shimin's sleeve, saying, "Grandpa, why don't I take Nifei with me?"

"Alright, I was originally planning to have you take Grandpa for a spin around Xuanwu Street, but it looks like that's not going to happen today. Let's head back then."

Just as Li Shimin was about to get into the carriage, he suddenly had a whim and turned to ask Sizi:

"Sizi, how about letting Grandpa drive this car?"

"The cloth shop is closed, Grandpa isn't opening it again!"

"What? Don't you trust Father's horse-riding skills? Back in his battlefield days, what kind of wild horse hasn't Father tamed?"

When Li Shimin saw that Xiao Sizi disagreed, he immediately spoke with righteous indignation.

Little Sizi nodded her head honestly, her crooked little bun swaying as she did so.

"Damn, that's amazing! This is a car, it's like a piece of cloth!"

"Sizi, why don't you give your grandfather some pointers?"

Seeing his grandfather vomiting like that, Xiao Sizi couldn't bear to refuse, so he nodded:

"Alright then, Grandpa, you'd better step on the gas pedal slowly—"

Little Sizi, panting heavily, pushed open the upward-sloping "wing" car door with some effort and climbed out of the car using both hands and feet.

As soon as it stood still, it trotted over to the passenger side.

He stood on tiptoe, gripped the edge of the car door, opened it, and got in.

Li Shimin got into the driver's seat, and was immediately dumbfounded:

"This seat was adjusted to fit Xiao Sizi's size. Although he managed to squeeze in, his long legs couldn't stretch out at all."

Fortunately, Xiao Sizi was demonstrating how to adjust the seat, which allowed Li Shimin to stretch out his legs.

The fact that the seat could be adjusted forward, backward, up, and down opened his eyes again.

This divine chariot must belong to me—how could a little rhinoceros possibly handle it?

However, after Li Shimin adjusted the seat, he was dumbfounded. What should he do if he didn't know how to drive?

I just watched the car drive; it looked very simple, all you had to do was turn that round steering wheel! The car was going incredibly fast.

So Li Shimin kept turning the steering wheel, but the car didn't move at all.

This left the little girl in the passenger seat completely dumbfounded. She asked in her childish voice:

"Grandpa, why are you turning the steering wheel so much, and it's making a mess!"

Li Shimin: "Uh... Your father doesn't know how to drive a duck! You haven't taught me yet!"

The little princess twisted her body in Chengyang's arms, pointing with one chubby little finger at the pedal below.

"Here you go! Right elbow, light step, and the car's broken!"

Once everything was ready, Little Si urged, "Grandpa, hurry up and drive! I've been waiting forever!"

"Okay, okay, Grandpa will start now... Wait, how do I reverse this car?"

Just as Li Shimin was about to step on the gas, he suddenly realized that the front of the carriage was facing the direction outside Chengtian Gate.

With that kick, he and Sizi would probably be sent flying straight onto Suzaku Street.

But how to reverse? Little Si hadn't had a chance to teach him yet, and Li Shimin was dumbfounded.

In a moment of desperation, he directly gave an order to the Imperial Guards beside him:

"You lot, lift my divine chariot up and turn it around—"

"promise--"

The guards swarmed around and carefully lifted the car up.

Li Shimin and Xiao Sizi were sitting in the carriage when they suddenly felt a lightness in their bodies, and the feeling of weightlessness passed by in an instant.

The Imperial Guards lifted the cart and slowly turned it around...

If Jiang Fan saw this, he would be utterly astonished—it was the first time he had ever seen someone make a U-turn by "purely manual" maneuver; it was truly amazing.

Li Shimin was still giving instructions from above: "Slow down, slow down, you there, move to the right a bit, yes, yes..."

After much effort, with the "cooperation" of the Imperial Guards and Li Shimin, the car was finally straightened.

Li Shimin rubbed his hands together, ready to pounce, and turned to instruct Little Sizi:

"Sizi, hold on tight, Grandpa's about to drive off!"

"Hurry up, grandpa! You drive so slowly, you're really clumsy—"

Li Shimin: "..."

For the sake of his male pride and the dignity of being a father, Li Shimin went all out.

Shift gears, step on the gas—

"Whoosh—"

The car shot forward instantly, and the strong push-back sensation even blew Xiao Sizi's bun hair out of shape.

Li Shimin stared wide-eyed ahead. This speed was too fast, too exhilarating!

He has always loved chasing the wind and lightning, otherwise he wouldn't have gone around searching for famous horses from all over the world.

But those BMWs are simply no match for this car.

In the blink of an eye, the car arrived at the square in front of Rikjeongjeon Hall.

But when it came time to slow down, Li Shimin was at a loss again—where was the brake?

He hurriedly asked Xiao Sizi, "Sizi, quick, quick, stop the car!"

"Oh dear! Grandpa, step on the brakes!"

"Where are the brakes?"

Little Sizi: "~" "Under your feet."

"Where are Grandpa's feet...?"

Upon hearing Li Shimin's words, Xiao Sizi was completely dumbfounded.

What the hell? You can lose your foot while driving a car? Is there anything more outrageous than this?

In desperation, Xiao Sizi shouted into Li Shimin's ear:

"Grandpa, quick! Release the accelerator! That's the brake over there, step on it!"

This shout finally snapped the flustered Li Shimin out of his daze. He quickly released the accelerator.

He slammed on the brakes—but he did so too suddenly and violently, and the tires screeched against the pavement.

Finally, the carriage came to a steady stop about three meters away from Empress Zhangsun and Li Lizhi.

Luckily, the little ox was wearing a seatbelt and wasn't thrown out. Li Shimin, on the other hand, was in a terrible state, his face pressed directly against the windshield.

As soon as the car stopped, Xiao Sizi hurriedly unbuckled her seatbelt, scrambled out of the passenger seat, and went around to Li Shimin's side, pouting and complaining:

"Grandpa, get out of the car! You can't even remember how to use the accelerator and brake. You shouldn't drive this little car anymore..."