Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

The world created by Hu Xiaozhutian can be found in "The Great Tang Dynasty: The Pot is Tied to the Nest of Ducks, and the Little Rhinoceros is Here".

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin felt his face burning with embarrassment.

How shameful! How shameful!

He still embarrassed himself in front of his most beloved little darling.

He, the mighty Khan, the emperor who conquered the world on horseback, was being lectured by his little daughter.

But so that he could still drive this little car in the future, Li Shimin turned his head, smiled ingratiatingly at Xiao Sizi, and said:

"Sizi, this is my first time, I have no experience."

Practice makes perfect; I've got it now, the right side is the accelerator.

The brake is on the left, so you definitely won't lose your footing again, don't worry—"

"Don't worry, Grandpa, come down quickly! I want to drive my little car myself!"

"No, please! Grandpa feels a connection with this car. Let's drive it two more laps, just two more..."

After saying that, Li Shimin did something extremely shameless: he stepped on the gas, and whoosh—the car sped off.

Little Sizi watched the taillights grow farther and farther away, her big, bright eyes completely dumbfounded. She never expected her grandfather to be so shameless.

She exclaimed in her little mouth, "Mommy, look! Grandpa's stealing the toy car!"

Empress Zhangsun shook her head with a wry smile:

"Don't be angry, Sizi. Your grandpa was just having a whim. He'll be fine after a while."

"Really?"

"Is that right...?"

Empress Zhangsun herself was starting to lose confidence, because at this time,

Even the car's taillights are no longer visible; I have no idea where Erlang drove the car.

Little Sizi was more worried about the food inside the carriage than the carriage itself. If Grandpa found it, he'd be rolling around in a meat bun...

Oh oh oh!

To distract Xiao Sizi, Empress Changsun raised her wrist to show her phone watch:

"Sizi, this... I'm not very familiar with the phone watch yet, how do I take a picture?"

……

"I remember Sizi found the yogurt in the car, so there should have been a lot of food. Why can't I see it?"

Li Shimin drove while looking around inside the car, but he didn't know how to open the door, so he gave up and focused on the pleasure of driving.

Soon, Li Shimin arrived at Chengtian Gate again in a Lamborghini children's car.

He thought that if he couldn't turn around, he would ask the Imperial Guards to help lift him up.

As soon as the car lights shone on them, the guards instinctively prepared to go forward and lift the car.

This time, however, Li Shimin discovered that as long as he turned the steering wheel all the way to the end, the car would turn back on its own.

This discovery gave him a sudden boost of confidence, and he even became a little cocky.

The Imperial Guards watched as the carriage approached, and just as they were about to reach out, they saw His Majesty maneuver the carriage around and drive away.

This amazing scene left them speechless once again.

"Your Majesty's carriage is truly amazing! It can turn around without us having to lift it!"

"Indeed, as expected of our Emperor, he's truly remarkable!"

……

It was late at night, and Xiao Sizi still hadn't seen his grandfather drive back.

Finally, she fell asleep in Empress Zhangsun's arms, and Li Lizhi carried her back to Fengyang Pavilion.

Li Shimin, however, became addicted to driving, and when he got sleepy in the middle of the night, he would sleep in the carriage.

The next day, he drove his Lamborghini stroller to the morning court session.

The civil and military officials who came to attend the court assembly were all stunned when they arrived at the Liangyi Hall.

His Majesty was sitting in a very nice iron box.

It whizzed past them.

Upon seeing the arrival of his ministers, Li Shimin became even more excited and smug.

He turned the steering wheel and drove the car directly in front of Wei Zheng.

Just as they were about to collide, Li Shimin slammed on the brakes and brought the car to a steady stop.

After practicing until midnight last night, he already felt that he could be considered the number one "driving god" in the Tang Dynasty.

—After all, currently only he and Sizi know how to drive.

Wei Zheng was terrified when the iron box rushed towards him. Just as he was about to run, the carriage stopped a few inches away from him.

Is it exciting?

"Wei Zhen, what do you think of my new car?"

Wei Zheng looked completely bewildered: "A new car? This...this is a car?"

"Yes, this... car, isn't it nice?"

"No... Your Majesty, this carriage... why isn't it pulled by horses? When did our Great Tang Dynasty have carriages like this?"

"Just yesterday, this carriage could run very fast on its own without being pulled by horses. Wei Zheng, come here, let me show you around."

Upon hearing that he was to get in the carriage, Wei Zheng was overjoyed.

But being always cautious, he first cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty's kindness is overwhelming, I am humbled..."

Li Shimin waved his hand: "What are you so afraid of? Don't you always criticize me? Hurry up!"

"Ahem~ Your Majesty, I'm doing this all for the sake of my Great Tang Dynasty..."

Li Shimin felt his head was about to grow calluses, and hurriedly urged, "Wei Zhen, I know you are loyal, come up quickly!"

Wei Zheng then approached the carriage and examined the "carriage" without horses, his face full of disbelief.

Li Shimin opened the passenger door.

Wei Zheng cautiously leaned forward—

The feet went up, but the buttocks just wouldn't fit.

If you force it in... you might break the car door.

After all, this is a children's stroller, not a model.

Li Shimin realized something was wrong and quickly stopped:

"Alright, Wei Zheng, stop. It seems this carriage isn't suitable for you. I didn't expect you, who looks quite thin, to have such a big bottom. I'm afraid my carriage can't accommodate you!"

The other ministers, who had just been envious of Wei Zheng's treatment, all breathed a sigh of relief.

Those ministers who were particularly thin saw a glimmer of hope.

Li Shimin was startled: "What happened? What's wrong?"

Wei Zheng's face turned a little pale—he was the only one who had tried to get on the carriage, but before he could, it broke down...

Could it be... my own problem?

This car... must be very expensive, right? Will His Majesty make him pay for it?

Li Shimin got out of the carriage and walked around it, but couldn't find anything wrong with it.

He scratched his head in worry: "What am I going to do? How am I going to explain this to Sizi? Say that I...wrecked the car?"

Changsun Wuji pondered for a moment, then spoke:

"Your Majesty, I observe that this object is ingeniously designed and is no ordinary thing."

In my humble opinion, could it be that this vehicle... is hungry? And needs to be fed?

Just like a horse, it cannot move without grass; the principle is perhaps similar.

"Wuji is right. Men, quickly find the best fodder and feed it to my carriage..."

A short while later, the eunuch Zhang Anan brought over millet and black beans.

This is already the best feed the warhorse can get; it's perfect for feeding the carriage.

At this moment, Li Shimin and a group of ministers had no interest in attending the morning court session and were all eating while watching the "carriage".

As a result, after a long while,

motionless

Li Shimin was dumbfounded, and so were his ministers.

"Ministers, it won't eat, what should we do?"

Li Shimin asked with a bitter face.

"Cough cough~ Your Majesty, is it... dead!" Cheng Yaojin asked in confusion.

Li Shimin: "Uh..." Impossible, impossible. I only drove it for most of the night, riding it all night, how could this be...

This is a divine vehicle, how can it be so fragile!

Li Shimin was apprehensive, but the carriage was indeed unable to move at the moment.