Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 59 Li Shimin: "Slander, all slander! How could Father...?"

Seeing her mother arrive, Little Sizi's eyes curved into two crescent moons: "Mother, how did you know I was here?"

Empress Zhangsun: "..." Can I say that I brought your grandfather here to apologize?

Li Shimin smiled awkwardly to the side and said:

"Sizi, your car... Grandpa really didn't mean it,"

Grandpa didn't know how it suddenly broke. It was working fine before, and then...

Little Sizi didn't seem to care at all. He waved his chubby little hand with a smile and said in a childish voice, "Grandpa, it's okay, my little car isn't broken."

It's just out of power. My husband is charging it now, and we can drive it once it's fully charged...

"Huh? It's not broken? It's just out of power? Does the car not eat hay?"

It eats electricity? What is electricity? Where is it? Grandpa will send someone to find it right away…”

Faced with Li Shimin's questioning, Xiao Sizi looked completely bewildered.

Grandpa's question is clearly beyond my scope. All I know is that my brother just plugs that thing in, and that's it. I've never seen anything like an electrical system before.

How would I know what electricity looks like? Aren't you making things difficult for my little Sizi?

Since he couldn't answer, Xiao Sizi simply stopped replying.

He took out a small steamed bun and stuffed it directly into Li Shimin's mouth.

First, shut Grandpa up, so he won't ask any more questions I can't answer and make me look like I'm ignorant.

"Mother, Niyaqi!"

Empress Zhangsun breathed a long sigh of relief; it was good that the carriage hadn't broken down.

I was worried that if it really broke, I would have to offer some kind of compensation to satisfy the immortal. It seems I was overthinking it.

Li Shimin spent the entire night in his car yesterday, and this morning he was eager to show it off, but the car broke down again. He didn't eat a single meal in between.

Upon learning that the car wasn't broken, my stomach suddenly started growling with hunger.

She grabbed the xiaolongbao and stuffed it into her mouth like crazy, so fast that even Xiao Sizi felt sorry for her.

Although my brother and I had already eaten our fill at the breakfast stall.

But the steamed buns we brought back weren't just for Grandpa to eat alone.

Grandpa, is it really appropriate for you to eat like this?

Just then, the voices of Li Lizhi and her sisters came from outside again: "Sizi, is Mother here with you?"

"Sister, Mother's here! Come quick, or Grandpa will kill all the xiaolongbao..."

Little Sizi's shout caused Li Shimin to panic.

How embarrassing would it be for his princesses to see him eating like this?

Especially his eldest daughter, Princess Chang Le, Li Lizhi, he had to maintain the proper demeanor of a grandfather.

At this moment, Li Shimin had no recollection of how he had snatched Xiao Sizi's carriage in front of Li Lizhi the night before...

Li Shimin hurriedly stuffed all the steamed buns in his hand into his mouth, chewed them a few times, and swallowed them hastily.

Just then, Li Lizhi, along with Princess Yuzhang, Princess Gaoyang, and Princess Chengyang, came to pay their respects to Empress Zhangsun.

As for his father, Li Shimin, it was merely a casual greeting.

"Hiccup—hiccup—"

Li Shimin suddenly started hiccuping repeatedly; it turned out he had choked because he had eaten too quickly.

Seeing this, Empress Zhangsun shook her head repeatedly with a wry smile: "Second Prince, how could you... Oh, Dongmei, quickly go and bring a cup of water!"

"yes--"

Dongmei quickly turned around to pour water.

Li Shimin quickly turned his back to avoid being seen in this embarrassing situation by his daughters.

"Your Majesty, water!"

Li Shimin nodded slightly, took the water cup, tilted his head back and gulped down two mouthfuls, finally managing to swallow the steamed bun that was stuck in his throat.

Then he turned around, looked at Li Lizhi, and smiled, "Lizhi, are you here to pay your respects to your mother?"

"Yes, Grandpa, I just didn't expect to see you here!"

"That's not right. Why can't Grandpa stay here?"

"Shouldn't Master be attending court?"

"The court session has already ended, and there's nothing major going on. The session ended a bit early, so your mother and I came to see Sizi..."

Hearing this, Li Lizhi covered her mouth and chuckled: "That doesn't seem right, Grandpa. Last night you stole the rhinoceros chariot..."

"Driving around at breakneck speed inside the palace, I heard this morning that you even wrecked Sizi's car..."

"No, absolutely not, it's all slander, it's all slander! How could Grandpa have damaged Sizi's car? It was just..."

"Just what?"

"Why should Grandpa tell you? You silly child, go eat some hot xiaolongbao. Grandpa has something to do, I have to go now!"

After saying this, Li Shimin fled from Fengyang Pavilion as if he were escaping.

Empress Zhangsun watched Li Shimin leave in a hurry and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.

Li Lizhi and the others then surrounded Xiao Sizi, their eyes fixed on the steamed buns in her hands, practically gleaming with greed...

……

On the other side, after seeing Xiao Sizi off, Jiang Fan took a taxi to the car market.

Yesterday, Jiang Fan bought Xiao Sizi a Lamborghini and watched a lot of luxury car videos. No man doesn't want a dream car, so he came to take a look today and buy one while he was at it.

Although Jiang Fan had over 30 million yuan in his account, this was still his first time buying a car. Like any ordinary person, he felt both nervous and happy.

Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Porsche... test driving at one dealership after another.

Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Porsche... test driving at one dealership after another.

Jiang Fan didn't encounter any embarrassing situations after buying the car; he eventually bought a Porsche Panamera at a Porsche 4S store.

This car has good space and performance. Although he didn't experience any regrets after buying the car, he did realize just how proactive the female salesperson really was after he bought a Porsche outright...

After completing the formalities, Jiang Fan drove his Porsche Panamera back home. He had gotten his driver's license in college.

I used to drive a bread truck for deliveries, so my driving skills are naturally not a problem.

Moreover, this vehicle has strong power, precise handling, a high-quality chassis, and is very comfortable, making it much more enjoyable than riding an electric scooter.

It has to be said that driving a Porsche and delivering food on an electric scooter are different. Jiang Fan feels that his back, which used to be bent over when delivering food, can now be straightened up.

If he were to take this car back to his hometown, I wonder if his parents would be shocked.

……

At the Great Tang Dynasty, in Fengyang Pavilion, the steamed buns that Xiao Sizi brought back had long been eaten up.

Li Tai even licked the bag that held the xiaolongbao (soup dumplings) several times.

When Xiao Sizi saw it, he was dumbfounded.

Looking at Li Tai, he asked, "Brother, can the bag hold seven?"

"Well, I can't help it, brother. He's not full yet. Licking a couple of times is better than just looking at it. Or... could you get me a few dozen more xiaolongbao?"

Little Si shook his head repeatedly: "Gone, even a billion are gone, they've all been used up by Ni Qi. Even Mother doesn't have more than seventy left!"

"Then go and get some more, so that your mother can have a full stomach too. If you don't go, you're being unfilial..."

In an attempt to trick Xiao Sizi into getting the steamed buns, Li Tai slapped a huge accusation of being unfilial, almost leaving Xiao Sizi completely bewildered.

Empress Zhangsun shook her head with a wry smile and said, "Qingque, you mustn't talk nonsense."

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