Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

"Mother, you're still hungry! It's all because Sizi didn't bring enough steamed buns. Not letting you eat your fill, isn't that unfilial? If it were me..."

"I'll bring back at least a few dozen baskets; you need to eat your fill first, Mother."

Little Si felt extremely wronged after hearing Li Tai's words.

That's not true at all. How could I be unfilial to my mother?

She had always been her mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket—she could be unfilial to her grandfather, but she could never be unfilial to her mother.

Finally, even the little ox got impatient and shouted at Li Tai in a cute but fierce way:

"Little Xizi is not unfilial to his mother, the little deaf bun was all eaten by this big fat brother of yours~"

"Hmph, it's almost 98, I'm so looking forward to seeing you. I'll go get the xiaolongbao right now for my mother—"

……

Before heading home, Jiang Fan drove his Panamera to the seafood market and bought two king crabs and a chicken.

Now that we have plenty of time, we can cook some delicious food and feed Xiao Sizi properly when he comes home at noon.

……

However, not long after Jiang Fan arrived home, Xiao Sizi appeared in front of him.

The two entered the room almost simultaneously, showing remarkable coordination.

"What's that, Guoguoni? Is it a penis? And what's that? It looks like a crab! It's so big, it's terrifying!"

The little girl said in a childish voice.

Jiang Fan was also taken aback when he saw the little ox suddenly appear:

"Sizi? What brings you here at this hour? Didn't you say you'd come back around dinner time? It's not even lunchtime yet..."

When Jiang Fan asked him this, Xiao Sizi scratched his head a little embarrassedly:

"Brother, the little deaf boy I brought along got completely wiped out by my brothers..."

Then my brother scolded me for not letting my mother eat her fill, and said I was unfilial...

So I came to find my buddy, and brought a little bit of the pus-filled fat to my mother!

After hearing what Xiao Sizi said, Jiang Fan almost burst out laughing.

He quickly carried the king crab, chicken, and various vegetables into the kitchen.

After washing his hands, he came out and looked at Xiao Sizi, asking, "Which brother said that about Xiao Sizi?"

"It was my mother's big, fat son who said it!"

Jiang Fan: "Uh... Empress Zhangsun's big fat son?"

"Could it be... your fourth brother, Li Tai?"

"Yeah, yeah, it's that big fat guy, the little deaf guy I brought along, half of him ended up in his mouth."

If he hadn't been so good at counting, Mother wouldn't have gone hungry, hmph—"

Speaking of this, Xiao Sizi was still quite angry. It wasn't that she hadn't brought enough; it was all because her older brother ate too much.

Jiang Fan was amused by Xiao Sizi's words.

To appease the little guy, he smiled and said, "Since your brother can eat so much, next time I'll bring him a big steamed bun, and save the small steamed buns for you and your mother."

"Hmm... Brother, this idea seems like a mistake! Hehe."

"Now, brother, go make lunch. Make a lot so that Sizi can eat her fill first, and then take some back to your mother, okay?"

"Okay! Okay!"

Little Sizi waved her tiny hands happily, then quickly gave Jiang Fan a deep bow to express her gratitude.

Jiang Fan was stunned by what he saw—he had always thought that Xiao Sizi was just a good cook.

Unexpectedly, when the foodie Si gets serious, she is quite proper in terms of etiquette, truly worthy of being a princess of the Tang Dynasty.

The chickens were all prepared. Explore the infinite possibilities of historical novels, all in the category navigation. Jiang Fan directly chose braised—Sizi should like the braised flavor.

As for the two king crabs, one was steamed and the other was spicy.

As for the specific method, Jiang Fan couldn't afford it before, so he had never made it. However, there were food videos available, and the method for using such top-quality seafood was very simple.

While waiting for the food to be cooked, Xiao Sizi saw his toy car charging over there.

Then, remembering something, it huffed and puffed, and with its short legs, walked to the car and opened the hatch.

Seeing that the snacks her brother had left were still there, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

I was so worried about the car's safety that I forgot about the snacks. Luckily, Grandpa didn't steal any.

Just as Xiao Sizi was about to leave to watch some cartoons, she suddenly saw the charger and socket. Her curiosity was piqued, and she stared at them with wide eyes.

"So this is what charging looks like? My car can run fast once it's fully charged... If I charge it, will my car be just as fast as a car?"

Xiao Sizi was eager to find the answer to this question.

So she stretched out her little hand...

Just then, Jiang Fan took out a bottle of AD calcium milk and came out, wanting Xiao Sizi to have something to eat first.

When the results came out, the person was gone.

Looking around, when her gaze fell on Xiao Sizi, her little hand was already almost touching the power strip.

Jiang Fan was taken aback: "Sizi, what are you doing?"

His exclamation startled the little ox.

It was this sudden realization that made her stop what she was doing.

Then she slowly turned her head, glanced at Jiang Fan, and said in a very serious, childlike voice:

"Brother, I want to recharge myself. Once I'm fully charged, I want to run fast, just like that little car..."

Jiang Fan: "..." What did I just hear? Who am I? Where am I?

But Little Sizi seemed convinced that charging would increase his energy.

Jiang Fan hurried over, picked up the little ox, and carefully instructed it:

"Sizi, you must remember that people can't be charged."

Cars have batteries, so when they run out of power, they need to be charged to restore power.

But humans are different. Humans only need to eat and drink to recharge, understand?

Little Sizi nodded, then shook her head, her big, bright eyes filled with confusion.

However, seeing Jiang Fan's eager gaze, she still said in a childish voice, "Brother, I understand..."

Jiang Fan: "Uh..." I understand! What does shaking your head mean?

To remind Xiao Sizi not to touch electricity, Jiang Fan took out his phone.

I found a few videos of electric shocks so she could experience it up close.

In the video, after being electrocuted, a person's body immediately stiffens and begins to convulse, followed by their hair standing on end, and in some cases, smoke even begins to rise from their entire body.

"Hey, you see that? This is the consequence of touching an electric shock. Do you want to recharge yourself?"

This time, Little Sizi understood and shook his head without hesitation: "Bububu, Wobu needs to be charged—let's charge Wodapang brother instead, brother needs to be charged even more..."

"Then you must remember from now on that electricity and fire are very dangerous and you must never touch them, understand?"

"Okay, I got it! I'll stay far away from electricity from now on, so it can't electrocute me..."

After confirming that Xiao Sizi wouldn't touch the power strip again, Jiang Fan turned around and went back to the kitchen to continue his "chef" work.

Little Sizi tactfully returned to the sofa and turned on the TV to watch cartoons.

As noon approached, Jiang Fan began to bring the prepared food to the table.