Peninsula: Starting with the nation's first love, the white moonlight
Chapter 99 The Drunken Woman
Chapter 99 The Drunken Woman
Let's go back six hours.
Li Luran dragged his tired body back to his apartment.
He put all the side dishes that his mother had given him into the refrigerator, and after putting everything away, he collapsed onto the sofa.
After sitting in the car for several hours straight, coupled with Kim Tae-yeon's overly aggressive driving, he was really feeling the strain.
Looking back on his trip to Quanzhou, he also felt it was indeed quite absurd.
I originally just wanted to go and take some photos, but it suddenly turned into meeting the parents?
Fortunately, the Kim family didn't make things too difficult for him.
Although Mr. Kim and his brother-in-law weren't very friendly to him, his sister-in-law was quite enthusiastic, and Mrs. Kim seemed to have a very good impression of him as well.
"Hey, Li Luran, what nonsense are you thinking? What brother-in-law! What sister-in-law! Are you out of your mind?!"
Li Luran patted his head, trying to banish those chaotic thoughts from his mind.
He lay on the sofa for a while, then got up and went into the bathroom to wash his face with cold water.
After changing into a comfortable set of clothes, he sat down at his desk and turned on the computer that he hadn't touched for several days.
He originally wanted to find some TV series online to pass the time, but after watching two episodes, he found it quite boring.
Impulsively, he clicked on the long-unused League of Legends icon on his desktop, only to be greeted with a network restriction message as soon as he logged in.
"Damn, I almost forgot that you can't play the Chinese server on the peninsula."
To pass the time, he had no choice but to patiently start over.
After fiddling around for a full hour, he finally succeeded in downloading the Korean server client.
Li Luran rubbed his wrists, officially beginning his journey to climb the ranks in the Korean server.
Two hours later, the sound of rapid typing came from the room.
Li Luran is currently engaged in a heated online battle with his teammates:
Luran: "I told you to stay in the back and move around! Pay attention to your positioning!"
Boyoung: "Why are you playing so cowardly?!"
Boyoung: "You picked a female police officer whose range is so much longer than the enemy Ashe, why didn't you go up and whittle down her health?"
Luran: "You picked Soraka and just stayed back and healed, while the enemy support is Blitzcrank. If he gets hooked, he's dead! Don't you even understand?!"
Luran: "And didn't you see that I kept blocking the enemy AD's auto-attack range?"
Luran: "No wonder you're still in Bronze after hundreds of games. You have a serious problem with game understanding!"
Boyoung: "Damn it! You actually said I have a problem understanding the game?"
Boyoung: "So what if you're a bronze-level player? You're a bronze-level player too, aren't you?"
Boyoung: "I'm telling you, you can insult my mother directly, but you absolutely cannot question my understanding of the game!"
The two players engaged in a fierce verbal battle in the game's public chat, their fingers flying across the screen, hurling insults at each other for a full twenty minutes.
Until the moment the base crystal exploded, no one had convinced anyone else.
Luran: "I'm logging off now, I'm going to eat. Running into you was my bad luck, goodbye forever!"
Boyoung: "Don't run! What's your Kakao account number? I'll prove my game knowledge is better than yours!"
Li Luran sneered, too lazy to pay attention to this stubborn newbie.
He quit the game and reached for his phone on the table.
As soon as he pressed the power button, a red battery depletion icon flashed on the screen, and the phone shut down automatically due to lack of power.
"Never mind, let's go to the kitchen and get something to eat first."
"Sigh, playing games is definitely a physically demanding activity."
In fact, Li Luran spent most of his time passionately laning against that teammate and didn't actually play many games.
Li Luran plugged her phone into the charger and turned to go into the kitchen.
He opened the refrigerator and saw that, in addition to the few boxes of side dishes, there were three potatoes, two tomatoes, a box of eggs, and a box of pork ribs left.
He had just taken out the ingredients when he heard a strange sound coming from outside the door, as if someone was pressing his door combination lock.
Li Luran walked towards the entrance hall with a puzzled expression.
suddenly!
"Bang bang bang!"
The person outside seemed to have lost patience and started knocking on the door.
As soon as Li Luran opened the door, a pungent smell of alcohol hit him, and a woman in a black coat pounced on him.
Li Luran couldn't dodge in time and was tackled to the ground.
"What's going on?"
Li Luran was completely stunned by the fall, while the woman used him as a human cushion and was unharmed.
She first glanced at the man beneath her, her vision blurry, then reached out and touched his face, hiccuped, and asked indistinctly, "Yongjun, is that you?"
Li Luran hurriedly pushed her away, but as soon as he exerted force, the woman vomited directly onto Li Luran's clothes. The pungent smell of alcohol almost made him vomit as well!
Li Luran's face turned completely dark, and he almost blurted out a phrase from the classic Chinese novel.
He took off his clothes and threw them aside. After the woman finished vomiting, she seemed to feel much better and collapsed limply onto the floor, continuing to pant.
Looking at the mess on the ground, Li Luran took several deep breaths and finally suppressed the urge to kill.
"Excuse me, ma'am, are you still conscious?"
The woman coughed a few more times, wiped her mouth with her hand, raised her head, and her eyes were still somewhat unfocused.
"Yongjun, what's wrong with you? Don't you recognize me?"
"I am not Yongjun!" Li Luran said coldly.
"It's you! Look, I even have a photo of us together on my phone!"
She took out her phone and tried several times but couldn't open the photo album.
She completely broke down and burst into tears.
"Waaaaah—I'm so angry! Even this crappy phone is bullying me!"
Li Luran was at his wit's end; there was no point in communicating with a drunk woman.
He snatched the phone from her hand, opened her contacts, found a number labeled "sister," dialed it, and then handed the phone back to her.
"Hey, I used your phone to call your sister. She'd better get her to pick you up before I kick you out!"
The phone was answered quickly after only two rings.
A sweet female voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hey, unnie!"
Upon hearing the familiar voice, the woman seemed to realize what was happening.
"Waaah—is that Yoona?" She started crying to herself.
"Unnie, what's wrong! Unnie! Stop crying, say something!"
"Let me tell you, I finally saw that guy's true colors today!"
"Yoona, I'm so relieved! I'm so happy! Waaah—"
"But—why do I still feel so sad?"
Li Luran's patience wore thin as he listened. He snatched the woman's phone, cleared his throat, and said, "Hello, you're her sister, right?"
"Who are you!"
Suddenly, I heard a man's voice on the other end of the phone; he sounded visibly anxious.
"Never mind who I am, to make a long story short, your unnie got drunk and then inexplicably barged into my house, so you need to come and take her home right away."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone. "What's the address? Please tell me the exact location, I'll be right there."
"It's in Gangnam District—"
"Is this really the address, the 21st floor?"
"I'm absolutely sure, you should come and take her back right away!"
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After Li Luran finished speaking, he hung up the phone, then looked at the woman lying asleep on the ground and sighed softly: "What kind of mess is this?"
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