Huayu 2015, the Artist of Light and Shadow
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Chapter 182, the theme song for the boat girl, "In the Name of the Feet"! It's gone viral online! It topped the trending search list for three consecutive days!
The next morning, Lu Yunzhou met Yang Mi at the restaurant.
Yang Mi had dark circles under her eyes, was yawning constantly, and had bloodshot eyes, but her expression was somewhat sickly excited.
After all, the bill she calculated last night was close to 10 billion.
No matter which choice she makes, it seems like she won't lose out.
But Yang Mi also felt that she might regret choosing Estée Lauder later. After all, Estée Lauder wouldn't treat her like one of their own.
This is a one-off transaction.
Will I get the same treatment as one of our own if I follow Lu Yunzhou?
It's hard to say.
Therefore, Yang Mi was very conflicted.
"What's wrong? Is it hard to make a decision?"
Lu Yunzhou was having breakfast in the restaurant when Wang Cheran patiently peeled an egg for him.
Upon seeing Yang Mi approach, Lu Yunzhou glanced up at her, then lowered his head to continue eating.
Yang Mi glanced at Lu Yunzhou excitedly and whispered, "Big brother, Estée Lauder offered me $1 million for my shares. To be honest, this price is beyond my expectations."
At its peak, Yang Mi's shares in Jiahang were worth only this much money.
Unfortunately, no one came to take over the investment because she couldn't cash out, which is why she ran away from Jiahang.
In just two months, Lu Yunzhou fulfilled his promise to her—Estée Lauder was willing to pay nearly 7 million RMB to take away her Kiko shares.
If this were Jiahang's shares, Yang Mi would sell them without hesitation, and would even be extremely grateful to Estée Lauder.
Because Zeng Jia and Zhao Ruoyao don't look like people who can make money.
For it to sell for so much money, there must have been a sucker trying to take advantage of the situation. Why doesn't she use this opportunity to get away?
But these are Kiko's shares—Lu Yunzhou looks like the kind of person who's destined to make a fortune.
She's hanging out with Jin Maoxiu, so she won't be too bad off.
"Estée Lauder offered a pretty good price."
Lu Yunzhou initially acquired Kiko shares for 3 million euros, and in just a few months, the company's valuation has increased at least seven or eight times.
He made a great success with this deal.
Sure enough, in this era, entering the beauty industry means being on the right track.
It's so comfortable to have an easy time.
At this moment, Lu Yunzhou simply lowered his head and ate his food, giving Yang Mi no feedback whatsoever.
At times like this, no matter what advice he gives, Yang Mi will ultimately feel like she's been taken advantage of.
This is human nature.
At that moment, Yang Mi couldn't help but turn to look at Wang Cheran: "Boat Girl, if it were you, would you sell it?"
While sipping his orange juice, Wang Churan said nonchalantly, "I'm not short of money. Why would I sell it? Of course, I'll leave it to my son as a family heirloom."
Yup!
I don't lack money.
But if the value of this equity falls in the future, wouldn't that be equivalent to losing money?
Yang Mi gently shook her head.
Clearly, Wang Churan and her ideas are not on the same level.
After all, Wang Ran is different from her. She's family with Lu Yunzhou, and Lu Yunzhou would never betray Wang Churan.
She's different.
Lu Yunzhou might trick her, or get revenge for Tang Yan or something.
Thinking of this, Yang Mi came up with an idea and said to Lu Yunzhou, "Brother, can we talk alone for a few minutes?"
There are only three people here.
Hearing this, Wang Cheran rolled her eyes: "I've just finished eating. I'm going to see Sister Nazha. She's going to a fashion show tomorrow, and I don't know what to wear today."
Tommy Hilary invited one female celebrity, Gulnazar, to the fashion show.
Therefore, Nazha doesn't need to compete with others for clothes at all.
She could choose whatever she wanted.
This Northwest Wolf has amazing fashion resources; designers from major brands adore her. —Thinking of this, Wang Ran decided to cultivate a good relationship with Nazha.
As the boss of LDC, Nazha, the ultimate fashion stylist, needs to be kept close at hand.
After Wang Churan left, Yang Mi looked around for a while, then lowered her voice and said to Lu Yunzhou, "Big brother, I'm inclined to continue holding Kiko's shares, but I'm also worried that one day you'll kick me out."
Hearing this, Lu Yunzhou couldn't help but laugh: "From your perspective, your concerns are valid. I might indeed kick you out."
Lu Yunzhou didn't lie to Yang Mi. He wiped his mouth and continued, "To become a permanent partner, you need to possess permanent value. However, a female celebrity's commercial value gradually decreases as she gets older. Because capital always chases younger girls."
"From your perspective, it's normal for you to have doubts about me."
"So, what are you going to do?"
Everyone knows about Yang Mi's predicament, so Lu Yunzhou doesn't need to pretend.
Lu Yunzhou himself also has his own predicament.
He rose to fame through his online following, and is therefore inevitably subject to it as well.
As the saying goes: What you begin with, you will also end with.
At that moment, Yang Mi stared intently at Lu Yunzhou, gently licking her red lips: "Big brother, you're flying to Milan tomorrow, Wang Cheran shouldn't bother you. How about I come see you tonight?"
Lu Yunzhou thought Yang Mi had some brilliant idea.
In the end, it's still the same old low-down methods.
He looked slightly disappointed and shook his head slightly: "Sister Honey, that's not necessary. Think about it again, is there any better way?"
With Gulnazar readily available, why would Lu Yunzhou need to go looking for Yang Mi?
When Wang Churan was around, he didn't even look for Nazha.
Not to mention going out to hunt in the wild, he's still eating Yang Mi, that old, cured meat.
"Honey, you need to come up with a better idea. Don't keep trying to find fault with me; instead, try to convince yourself. Otherwise, you'll have a thorn in your side and never be able to fully trust me."
Yang Mi, this traitor, is most afraid of losing her usefulness and being purged by Lu Yunzhou's faction.
In the end, she'll be caught in the middle.
Lu Yunzhou knew what Yang Mi's inner conflict was. However, he really didn't want to bother trying to help Yang Mi resolve her inner conflict.
Yang Mi can go wherever she wants.
Wang Churan has already established herself, and Liu Haocun is also gaining momentum.
Zhang Jingyi has also landed a role in "The Sky of Wind and Dogs," and she could take off at any time.
In addition, he has a good relationship with Meng Ziyi.
Although Meng Ziyi hasn't been doing well these past few years, Meng Ziyi is a variety show genius and will soon take off through variety shows.
"Brother, I grew up wildly and failed to become my own moon. Meeting you is like a gift of candy from the Milky Way."
After Yang Mi finished reciting her lines, she looked at Lu Yunzhou with deep affection.
Lu Yunzhou shook his head speechlessly: "That sentence is good, but when you say it with a nasal tone, it lacks any atmosphere and even gives me the creeps."
"I felt no sweetness at all; I just felt like you were mocking me."
Ha ha.
Yang Mi immediately gave an awkward laugh.
She tried to seduce Lu Yunzhou several times, but unfortunately, Lu Yunzhou didn't fall for it at all and always regarded her as a vicious woman.
Which man would feel anything if he saw a venomous snake flicking its tongue in front of him?
That is, Xu Xian, the python husband.
"I've finished eating and gone back to my room. I still have some work to do."
Lu Yunzhou decided to take some time to copy a song for Wang Ran, so that Wang Ran could become a singer.
In this way, Wang Ran is the best singer among female celebrities and the most beautiful among singers.
"That jerk, he has absolutely no sense of romance."
Watching Lu Yunzhou leave so nonchalantly without looking back, Yang Mi began to seriously doubt her own charm.
"How did Silly Sugar manage to win him over back then?"
"That's quite admirable."
Yang Mi had no idea how much effort Tang Yan had put into winning over Lu Yunzhou.
In fact, Tang Yan was almost ready to give up, but because she spent all her time investing money in Lu Yunzhou's business dealings, she unknowingly became Lu Yunzhou's biggest partner in reality.
To prevent the loss of family shares, Lu Yunzhou had no choice but to sacrifice himself to save the tiger.
"Ugh, that jerk, he's so stubborn."
As the saying goes, when a man is stubborn and doesn't hold his head high, his heart is as hard as iron. Only when he holds his head high will his heart soften.
Yang Mi was certainly aware of this as well.
Therefore, when she discovered that Lu Yunzhou was particularly hard-hearted towards her, she knew that Lu Yunzhou did not treat her as a woman at all.
"It seems we still have to follow the old path and try to win over the naive sugar."
Yang Mi figured it out.
Lu Yunzhou did it on purpose, using a small share of the company to keep her in check, making her subservient to Tang Yan for the rest of her life, and forcing her to flatter Tang Yan.
He was hanging himself up so that he could avenge Tang Yan for the arrow he shot years ago.
From this perspective, Lu Yunzhou was indeed very good to Tang Yan.
But there are always two sides to every story.
For Yang Mi, Lu Yunzhou's actions were utterly disgusting.
"It's all Dilraba's fault. She's completely useless. She missed out on this golden opportunity and made me lose the greatest chance of my life."
Just a little bit.
She will become Lu Yunzhou's boss.
Yang Mi now wishes she could slap herself, travel back in time, and tie Dilraba to Lu Yunzhou's bed.
Wait a minute —
I've already transmigrated and been reborn, why should I let Dilraba have an easy time?
Can't I do it myself?
Seeing the drink Lu Yunzhou had finished, Yang Mi's eyes flickered, and she swapped her drink with Lu Yunzhou's.
You have to try it to see what it tastes like.
"never mind."
"We're not selling Kiko's shares."
"Although the $1 million that Estée Lauder gave me is a lot, Wang Cheran is right, I don't lack money."
"This shareholding can be passed down as a family heirloom in the future."
"In addition, my status as a shareholder of Kiko has given me a place in the fashion industry."
If I weren't a minor shareholder of Kiko, I wouldn't have been able to get into Estée Lauder's private dinner last night.
Yang Mi has been to New York many times, but this is the first time she has been qualified to attend such a top-level social dinner.
Wasn't she driven by vanity when she started the company with Zeng Jia?
For minor celebrities attending such banquets, they're treated like decorations; no one really sees them as human beings.
How much humiliation did she suffer when she was in the Hong Kong entertainment circle?
Last night, the third-generation heir of the Estée Lauder family personally toasted her.
Jane Lauder's husband, I heard, currently works at the Federal Reserve as a governor, and is a true world-class financial tycoon.
A simple vote can send shockwaves around the world.
If this were in the country, would Yang Mi even be qualified to clink glasses with the wife of such a powerful figure?
This is absolutely the pinnacle of her life!
In addition, Yang Mi recalled that last night, Jane Lauder invited her aside for a private chat, deliberately trying to coerce and entice her into selling her shares.
After all, although Lu Yunzhou is despicable, he is right about one thing—her value as a shareholder to Kiko is very limited.
Lu Yunzhou is a top-tier artist; as long as he lives, he is the biggest advertisement for the brand.
But she couldn't.
Female celebrities become worthless when they get old.
How was Chen Hong back then?
What about Liu Xiaoqing, who came even earlier?
They've gradually disappeared from the public eye.
What has become of the "Four Dan and Two Bing" actresses that Yang Mi once pursued?
All gone.
However, Lu Yunzhou was indeed a very good person. He noticed that she was unwilling to sell her shares, so he stepped forward and stood in front of her.
Don't let Jane Lauder put pressure on her.
Otherwise, how could a minor celebrity like her withstand the coercion from the Estée Lauder family?
"That back view was really cool."
Yang Mi will always remember the back of Lu Yunzhou that stood in front of her last night. It was so majestic and noble, like a god.
"No wonder he's so infatuated with silly sugar."
A 30-year-old woman's hormones are constantly changing, making her temperament unpredictable, but her desires in certain areas are also at their strongest.
At that moment, Yang Mi couldn't help but reach out and look at her fingernails.
Let's polish it.
Otherwise, you might easily scratch yourself.
The next morning.
Lu Yunzhou decided to head to Milan.
"Xiaomeng, you and Sister Mi can enjoy yourselves in New York for a few more days. After you've had your fun, come back to China with Sister Mi."
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"I've prepared a song for you. I sent it to Uncle Da last night."
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"Uncle Da will handle the preliminary preparations for you. Once you return to China, just go directly to Uncle Da's recording studio. You don't need to worry about anything else after that."
"In short, I believe that releasing this song will help you gain more fans."
Before leaving New York, Lu Yunzhou gave Wang Ran a small gift.
Naza listened with longing eyes, but she wasn't envious.
After all, even if Lu Yunzhou wrote a song for her, she wouldn't be able to sing it.
She was even more excited about the Cora show at Milan Fashion Week in two weeks.
This year, Kourry's theme is "The Queen's Wedding Dress," closely related to the hit drama "Queen of Tears," and she will be showcasing a series of haute couture wedding dresses at Milan Fashion Week.
She will wear the most beautiful one of them, make a grand entrance, shine in Milan, and cause a sensation around the world.
Meanwhile, coincidentally, Dolce & Gabbana's theme this year is: DNA—Everyone is the King of Their Own Life.
Queen.
The two companies' themes have overlapped.
In terms of design, both companies have world-class designers, making it difficult to distinguish between them. The only difference lies in their design concepts; it is hard to say which is better in terms of skill.
Therefore, the real battle will be fought on the models.
Naza gets excited just thinking about it.
Because she was about to become Lu Yunzhou's top general, helping Kou Rui defeat the top models that Dolce & Gabbana had brought in.
Including Dilraba.
Holding a longsword, with a rose at my waist, hand in hand with my Jarm, we'll shatter the Alps and drink from Lake Como!
How magnificent!
I truly deserve the title of Emperor Zakhar!
Even without the queen's crown, I am the most beautiful scenery in his life that he will never forget.
Because I will join hands with him to overthrow Dolce & Gabbana and conquer the Apennine Peninsula!
"Big brother, don't worry about going to Italy. I'll take good care of Xiaomeng."
Yang Mi instantly completed the conversion in her mind.
Wang Ran is more favored than Tang Yan, so flattering Wang Ran is far more cost-effective than flattering Tang Yan.
At that moment, Lu Yunzhou gave Yang Mi a meaningful look, as if he knew what she was planning, and smiled slightly: "Then I'll leave it to you, Sister Mi."
After speaking, Lu Yunzhou, accompanied by his bodyguards and assistant, headed to the airport.
Not long after Lu Yunzhou left, Yang Mi circled around Wang Cheran: "Chuanmei, have you ever thought about why you were criticized by the entire internet just for posting a photo?"
Are those netizens really that smart?
"Do you think it's possible that someone on your side is stabbing you in the back?"
Yang Mi couldn't resist trying to sow discord.
Chaos is a ladder to ascent.
Lu Yunzhou's family is a united front; how can she rise in rank?
Wang Churan turned around, staring blankly at Yang Mi, and asked in confusion, "Stabbing me in the back? Sister Mi, you mean—you stabbed me?"
puff!
Yang Mi is really going to vomit blood.
I'd like to stab you, but do I dare?
But Wang Ran's eyes were quite sharp, as if he really doubted himself.
At that moment, Yang Mi immediately explained, "Of course it wasn't me. Boat Girl, how could I possibly stab you in the back? I'm too busy flattering you. Everyone knows that Big Brother dotes on you the most."
"I mean—is it possible that it's some cunning old woman?"
Yes, I'm talking about Tang Yan.
Yang Mi couldn't stand seeing Tang Yan eating so well, and couldn't help but use her traditional skills to backstab Tang Yan.
"Honey, I don't know what you're talking about."
Wang Churan actually understood who Yang Mi was hinting at.
However, that's impossible.
If Yang Mi knew what their family situation was like, she wouldn't have said such stupid things.
Tang Yan, someone who's never even been listed in the family genealogy, dares to bare her teeth at me, her second sister? Believe it or not, when I pay respects to our ancestors this year, I'll cast my vote against her in front of them.
"Internal strife never ends. My brother said that encountering problems is not scary; we can all work together to solve them."
"Honey, your thinking is flawed. No wonder you couldn't handle Zeng Jia and Zhao Ruoyao, and even turned against them."
Wang scoffed lightly, not taking Yang Mi seriously.
Compared to the others, the adorably silly Nazha is cuter.
Yang Mi is really toxic. She's unhappy in her own life, so she can't stand seeing harmony in other people's families and has to stir up trouble.
She would never fall for it.
"Hey girl, let's go do some street photography. We'll outshine everyone in New York."
Nazha also realized that Wang Churan didn't like Yang Mi.
Actually, she doesn't like Yang Mi either!
Only her senior sister from Tangren Media, Liu Shishi, is silly. Even though Yang Mi betrayed her several times, she still became friends with Yang Mi.
"Zha Jie, save your energy these next few days. We're going to Milan in a few days for Cora's big show, and we'll need your help."
Wang Churan and Gulnazar are true sisters.
They both knew exactly what was going on.
Moreover, Nazha can't get in for the time being, and the voting rights are still in Wang Churan's hands.
They are naturally on the same side.
"Honey's got too many hidden agendas, Boat Girl. Don't hang out with her, or you'll get hurt. If you hang out with me, at most I'll outshine you a little."
Naza really has no guile at all; she says whatever comes to mind.
She took a photo with Wang Churan because she wanted to outshine Wang Churan.
Anyway, she had nothing but her beauty.
And everyone agrees on that.
Therefore, she can mindlessly show off her beauty every day without even causing any resentment.
"Sister Zha, you outshine me, be careful my fans come and scold you."
Wang Ran snorted and boasted to Nazha that she now had a lot of fans, especially haters.
They both love and hate themselves.
She regretted that she was drinking porridge while they didn't get any.
However, they also love themselves, because they are the epitome of the love these fans pursue, and many people regard them as spiritual substitutes.
Those fans can criticize me—but no one else can bully me.
If Nazha dares to outshine me, she'll probably get cyberbullied by those fans!
"ah?
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"Is it that complicated?"
"You guys are really good at this."
Naza suddenly felt like she had aged. Young people these days play such complicated games—they even have mind doubles?
September 9th is Tmall China Day.
This is the second season of Tmall China Day, which has brought many Chinese designers overseas and even held a Chinese fashion pop-up store in New York.
Nazha and Wang Ran went to join in the fun.
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"Sister Zha, am I seeing things? This is... a Lao Gan Ma hoodie? Isn't Lao Gan Ma a chili sauce company?"
Inside this trendy pop-up store, Wang Ran was surprised to find a Lao Gan Ma hoodie.
For a moment, she was stunned.
Is this the trend?
Lao Gan Ma, a company that sells chili sauce, can also make hoodies?
"$120 a piece?"
Wang Churan glanced at the price tag; it was quite a good price.
"Sister Zha, would you like one? I'll give it to you."
Wang Churan pulled Nazha along, chuckling to herself, and couldn't help but wonder if Nazha would look both tacky and trendy in this hoodie.
"Go ahead and buy it; I'll wear it in a couple of days."
Naza is keeping a low profile now, just waiting for the Cora show to generate all the buzz at once.
In New York, she didn't issue press releases or boast about her beauty, precisely to save time and energy from the public's spending on her.
All bullets must be fired in Milan at once!
"Okay, I'll buy two. One for you and one for me. When we get back to Shanghai, we'll wear them out for a stroll, and we'll probably trend on social media."
Naza is a fool.
Fools are usually not very cunning.
Wang Churan was recently criticized as a scheming woman, and she is preparing to slowly clear her name.
And if you're friends with a silly girl like Nazha, netizens will probably automatically assume she's a fool too. That would be perfect.
"Excuse me, is this hoodie available in China?"
While browsing in the store, Wang Churan even asked the sales assistant a question.
The sales assistant replied, "It's not sold individually in China. You can only buy the 1288 yuan package. It includes 99 bottles of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce, plus a sweatshirt."
The sales assistant checked the domestic channels and replied with a smile, "This package was just launched on the Tmall flagship store and has already been sold out."
How could these be sold out so quickly?
These people are so boring!
Would anyone actually wear this? Is it really fashionable?
Naza also muttered quietly beside her, "For some reason, I have a feeling that some pirated products might appear online, imitating Lao Gan Ma hoodies, creating a 'Porridge and Rice Family' co-branded product, using Yunzhou's photo."
isn't it?
Wang Churan also had a bad feeling.
What Nazha described is not just a possibility, but an absolute certainty.
"Holy crap, boat girl, did you hear that?"
"Last night at the Harper's Bazaar party, Caroline Caramel and Nicki Minaj got into a fight. Their dresses were torn off."
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"It made global headlines."
Early in the morning, Nazha shared another piece of gossip with Wang Cheran.
"And who are Teacher Cardi and Nicki Minaj?"
Wang Churan knew nothing about these foreign celebrities and had no idea why the two of them were fighting.
However, eating melons is a human instinct.
The instinct to stand at the village entrance and watch the show, which may have been a major factor in why humans became the dominant species on Earth.
After all, enjoying gossip shows that one is willing to accept external information.
"These are two of the world's top female rappers."
"These two used to be good friends. It was because one of them dissed the other behind her back, talking about her child and such. They even mocked her for making her child stupid because of her popularity."
"The two started fighting."
"One person tears off the other's skirt, and the other takes off their high heels and smashes them directly on the other's forehead—it's so exciting. I heard it even drew blood."
Nazha shared gossip with Wang Cheran.
She didn't actually understand either.
However, it's quite exciting that two top female celebrities had a falling out at a party, started fighting, and even hit each other on the head with high heels!
"I see."
Wang Churan could understand, muttering, "If I found out my girlfriends were talking about my kid behind his back, I'd definitely tear them apart!"
After chatting about gossip, Wang Cherishly invited Nazha, "Sister Nazha, it's Sister Wang's fashion show tonight, come with me to watch the fun."
Who is Sister Wang?
Isn't Wang Churan's surname Wang himself?
Naza's mind went blank, and she instinctively asked, "We don't have an invitation, do we?"
Wang Churan couldn't help but say arrogantly, "Domestic brands need invitations to come to New York for a fashion show? With our faces, going to the show is giving them face."
ParticleFever—that's the brand Wang Ju walked the runway for.
Naza had never even heard of it.
Seeing the English brand name, Nazha thought it was an American trendy brand. Who knew it was a domestic brand that came to the US for a fashion show, deliberately trying to elevate its image.
"Who is that Wang Ju? Why did you insist on watching her walk the runway? Is she your love rival?"
Naza had some doubts.
After spending the past few days with him, Nazha discovered that Wang Ran actually doesn't like watching fashion shows.
After all, watching fashion shows can be quite boring.
In particular, some of the clothing design concepts are quite bizarre. Faced with this situation, let alone Wang Ran, even Nazha wouldn't be able to sit still for a minute.
"She's my brother's old friend; I heard they've known each other for almost 10 years. She's Yuan Binyan's childhood friend, and Yuan Binyan is Dilraba's roommate."
"I want to know more about my brother's college days. He never talks about his past."
Wang Churan just wanted to know about Dilraba's situation.
"Then I'll go too."
Honestly, Nazha wants to know too!
Naza isn't interested in other people's affairs—but every time she hears Dilraba's name, it's like a switch has been turned on, and she has to get to the bottom of it.
A few days later.
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Nazha finally understands why Wang Ran said that those fans both hate and love her.
Because Wang Ran frequently trended on social media during New York Fashion Week.
In the past few days, "Wang Ju at New York Fashion Week" has soared to the top of the trending searches, not because she walked the runway so well, but because she was attacked by keyboard warriors.
Her figure and bare face left netizens speechless.
With looks and figure like that, how can she walk the runway in New York?
Wang Ju herself didn't seem to care, and even posted on Weibo jokingly: "The one without eye makeup is actually my sister Wang Lan."
Having a trending topic is better than having none.
But not long after, it was overshadowed by another trending topic.
The title of this trending topic is "Wang Ran's Lao Gan Ma Hoodie".
Wang Churan bought a Lao Gan Ma hoodie, intending to wear it with Nazha, but Nazha absolutely refused to wear it—Wang Churan, on the other hand, didn't care at all and wore the Lao Gan Ma hoodie, swaggering around New York.
As a result, a photographer took a picture of it, posted it online, and it was then reposted on the Chinese internet.
Suddenly, a lot of people online were making fun of it.
Wang Ran's outfit, featuring various elements of the "Lao Gan Ma" hoodie, was photoshopped into a picture of a "Porridge and Rice Family".
In the middle of the clothes, the image of Lao Gan Ma has been replaced by Lu Yunzhou wearing a chef's hat.
The left sleeve reads: "Large quantity, all you can eat!"
On his right sleeve, written in Italian, it read: Drink until dawn!
Below the portrait in the middle, there is even a horizontal inscription: "Specializes in curing athlete's foot."
"I'm impressed! This even made it to the trending topics?"
Naza is truly impressed.
How many haters does Wang Churan have? Just because she wore a hoodie, she was criticized and made it to the trending topics?
In recent years, anime and manga culture has become extremely popular.
Various parodies and fan-made memes have emerged in countless numbers, and have repeatedly broken out of their original niche.
The Lao Gan Ma hoodie is actually a form of bizarre marketing.
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Netizens were even more ingenious than the marketing team behind Lao Gan Ma hoodies, directly combining the recent congee incident to create a special feature on Wang Ran.
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"Ha ha."
"Large quantity, all you can eat, drink until dawn, and it's a cure for athlete's foot!"
"Ladies, don't you think this person is a genius?"
Ever since Wang Ran posted the photo of herself drinking porridge, there's been a particularly active account in the group. Whenever it hears any rumors, it starts spouting nonsense in the group.
This person's nickname is "Individual Trainee".
This is clearly Cai Xukun's alternate account.
Today, Wang Cheran's photo in a hoodie went viral, and a lot of people in the group chat were watching the spectacle.
"Although I don't like boat girls showing off their love, it's ridiculous that someone is messing with her like this, treating us like we don't exist."
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"Regardless, Chuanmei is a veteran of our Ironclad fan group and its first group leader. Anyone who dares to disrespect our first group leader is looking down on us!"
"Besides, Xiaotian has already sworn to God that Chuanmei is not the Empress. Chuanmei was just subtly trying to express her love for her brother, is that wrong?"
"If that's wrong, then Yang Mi, Jing Tian, and Liu Shishi also had porridge, didn't they? Does that mean they were also my brother's girlfriends? Impossible. Yang Mi is the first to be ruled out. Liu Shishi just gave birth, so that's even more impossible!"
"Therefore, the boatwoman wasn't the real empress!"
"Otherwise, if my brother went to Milan alone to prepare for the Cora fashion show, then if I were the real queen, I should have gone with him and fought alongside him."
"But she's still in New York, hanging out with Nazha. That means she's nothing. Just a fangirl with a one-sided crush."
"We all know that the girl really likes her brother. We can't cyberbully her just because she has a crush on him and wants some porridge."
"We will not allow anyone to smear [Zhoufan Shijia] – I strongly urge [Zhoufan Shijia] to take legal action to protect its image!"
Lu Yunzhou has no connection whatsoever with the company "Zhoufan Shijia".
The only connection is that in his debut film, "The Day Is Coming," the female lead played by Tang Yan often ate breakfast at Zhoufan Shijia when filming in Hangzhou.
In addition, Lu Yunzhou's name contains the character for "porridge".
Therefore, his fans all call themselves "porridge and rice".
Over time, he inexplicably became the number one spokesperson for the "Porridge and Rice Family" universe.
The "Porridge and Rice Family" received this immense wealth without paying a single penny in fees.
Now, Wang Churan is trending on social media for wearing a Lao Gan Ma hoodie, which has been photoshopped into a Zhoufan Shijia hoodie, and the company has once again made a fortune.
The fans are outraged!
All of this wasted Lu Yunzhou's popularity, but the benefits all went to the Zhoufan family.
However, the more they argued with others, the more excited netizens became, creating all sorts of bizarre and derivative works, and putting Lu Yunzhou and Wang Churan together on the trending topics of various platforms.
"Wang Ma, how come you're so popular?"
Cai Xukun was taken aback when he saw that Wang Churan had such influence in the group.
But the momentum has already been established, and a little rebuttal won't change anything.
At this moment, Cai Xukun remained silent and quietly shared a song called "In the Name of the Feet" in the group, a modified version of Jay Chou's "In the Name of the Father".
"What is this?"
"I hope no one writes a song for the boat girl?"
Although the group was still indignantly rebuking those bored netizens for smearing Lu Yunzhou's image and insisting on hyping up the rumors between Lu Yunzhou and Wang Churan.
Tian Xiwei has already denied it, so why are those people still trying to create hype?
It's really annoying.
But who can resist having songs to listen to?
Immediately, many people clicked on the song to listen to it.
"this----"
"Is this song cursed?"
The slightly chilly congee stall dampened my trouser legs.
The itching between my toes is like a devil smirking.
The smell from my high heels wafted through every street corner, causing passersby to cover their noses and run away, leaving me only to awkwardly scratch myself.
I've tried foot bath powder and Daktarin, and even tried a whole bottle of folk remedies, but the itching is still unbearable.
A friend advised me to drink porridge, saying that a light diet can nourish one's temperament.
Stinky big feet, I have fallen into a land where I can see no fragrance.
Scratching every day, peeling and fogging up, who can stop this agonizing discomfort?
At 3:30 a.m., the itching returned, so I got up to cook a pot of porridge, hoping the heat would soothe it.
The aroma of rice mixed with the smell of medicine permeated the kitchen, but my feet still felt like they were being scurried about by ants.
Jay Chou is truly a genius.
The melody of "In the Name of the Father" is truly unique, full of narrative and giving a strong sense of imagery.
This modified version perfectly captures the essence of "In the Name of the Father," and even surpasses it in terms of visual appeal.
It even has a unique flavor.
[Drinking porridge], [Big feet], [Athlete's foot], [Ants] — with all four elements present, who wouldn't know that this song was written for Wang Ran?
The group chat erupted in laughter.
"This song is amazing!"
"Who wrote this? They know so much about boat girls—I can't take it, I'm going to laugh myself to death."
"Before I die laughing, I want to leave one last message: Don't let the boat girl hear this song. She'll definitely kill all of us who know about it."
"I can't bear to laugh anymore."
"The aroma of rice mixed with the smell of medicine permeated the kitchen, yet my feet still felt like ants were crawling around—I'm fucking impressed! I'm utterly awestruck!"
"@Individual Trainee, did you write this song? I checked, and you reposted it shortly after it was released."
"@Individual Trainee, your talent is so great, you deserve to be renowned among the nobles. I, on behalf of Empress He, summon you to the palace and appoint you as the head of the Ten Attendants!"
Wang Churan has been keeping a low profile, after all, she is now a big star, and she can't get involved in online feuds unless absolutely necessary.
However, seeing the relevant content of this song now, hearing that familiar voice, and feeling the rap vibe while singing, makes me feel very happy.
She had murderous intent from the start!
Because that's Cai Xukun's voice.
At this moment, a complete picture even appeared in Wang Churan's mind.
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In a dark room, Cai Xukun shook his head and wrote lyrics furiously while grinning maliciously.
"You weakling, I'm going to kill you!"
At this moment, Wang Churan wished he could unleash a storm of blood and gore, fly all the way from New York to Shanghai, transform into the Buddha's divine foot, and nail Cai Xukun to death.
Milan.
Upon arriving in Milan, Lu Yunzhou immediately made a trip to Switzerland.
Because after Zhang Ruonan became pregnant, she stayed in Switzerland to avoid gossip, and only a few reliable people knew about her situation.
The official announcement was that Zhang Ruonan had gone abroad to study.
Lu Yunzhou arrived in Switzerland and checked out Zhang Ruonan's accommodations, which were quite good.
Switzerland is a mountainous country with a small population of just over 800 million.
The Swiss lifestyle is also very closed off; everyone lives their own little world, and even Germans can't integrate into the Swiss social circles.
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This is incredibly favorable for Lu Yunzhou.
As a big star, he hates it when people disturb his life.
Zhang Ruonan must feel the same way.
Zhang Ruonan must be quite happy living here, right?
"Xiaonan, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"
But this morning, Lu Yunzhou suddenly noticed that Zhang Ruonan was huddled under the covers, and for some reason, her shoulders were shaking violently.
He went over and took a look, and found that Zhang Ruonan was crying.
This made Lu Yunzhou feel guilty.
He thought that he had neglected Zhang Ruonan because he had been working away from home for a long time. So, Lu Yunzhou gently hugged Zhang Ruonan, wanting to give her some warmth and care.
"Brother, I'm dying of laughter."
"Who wrote this song? I'm laughing so hard I'm about to explode."
Zhang Ruonan saw that Lu Yunzhou seemed to have misunderstood, and quickly wiped away her tears.
She almost blew out a snot bubble with a "poof".
"What are you looking at? You're laughing so hard you're snot coming out!"
Lu Yunzhou quickly handed Zhang Ruonan some tissues to wipe her face, made a few jokes, and then picked up his phone to take a look.
In the Name of the Feet.
It was a song?
Out of curiosity, Lu Yunzhou clicked in to take a look.
In just three seconds, he realized that the song was a heavily modified version by Cai Xukun. The rap section at the beginning was unmistakably Cai Xukun's style.
She is truly talented.
Lu Yunzhou really wanted to applaud Cai Xukun, but if he did that, wouldn't Wang Ran kill Cai Xukun?
These two are truly destined to be enemies.
Even across the ocean, Lu Yunzhou could feel how intense the murderous aura emanating from Wang Churan was.
Why did it turn out like this?
"Following the original trajectory, Xiaomeng should have been playing a leading role in period dramas, but after knowing Akun for a while, she's become a funny, abstract girl?"
Although the song is abstract, it has to be said that it is like "Chicken You Are So Beautiful", which made Cai Xukun the pinnacle of abstract art.
The traffic to Abstract Monster is exceptionally high.
Meng Ziyi took the path of abstract and quirky, and her popularity soared, making her an undisputed top female influencer among those born after 95.
Whether male or female fans, they all like to interpret the abstract meaning of the character "孟".
Even when Meng Ziyi is in a relationship and goes back to her exes, no one cares and everyone still likes her.
Perhaps, Wang Churan might actually benefit from this misfortune?
"Brother, something terrible has happened!"
"Xiao Meng has sued all the netizens!"
Just then, while browsing Weibo, Zhang Ruonan saw that Wang Ran's studio had sued all the netizens who were stirring up trouble and posting bizarre videos.
This has provoked public outrage!
For a time, the song "In the Name of the Feet" was only popular in the parody community, but because Wang Ran sued, all neutral netizens turned into enemies.
Meanwhile, Wang Ran's haters became even more unscrupulous.
Originally, everyone was just having fun and kept things in check. Nothing went too far. Now, Wang Ran actually dares to sue them?
Then—prepare to die, Bigfoot!
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