Yu-Gi-Oh!: Don't you have your own cards?

Under the sunlight, the interdimensional team proceeded in an orderly fashion, steadily advancing towards the Undying City.

Fried: "Ever since Princess Mononoke defeated Hades and ascended the throne, the affairs of the Undead City and the capture of elves have been handed over to the Bone King."

"The princess herself is elusive and rarely seen."

"Therefore, our primary target this time is the [Bone King]."

Having been tricked by Fried into accepting the deck and temporarily becoming the leader of the other-dimensional squad, Yu Tian looked at Fried with a speechless expression.

"You mean, before I can deal with Princess Mononoke, I have to fight that [Bone King], right?"

Fried gave an awkward laugh.

"Oh dear, Your Excellency You Tian, ​​there's nothing we can do about it!"

"It's said that the Ghost Princess is elusive and mysterious. The only way to defeat her is to defeat her minions and force her out."

"Otherwise, even if we reach the City of the Undead, we'll just be like headless flies, searching everywhere for the princess."

You Tian's eyelids twitched.

I knew it, that old bastard was up to no good.

"Tell me, what else are you hiding from me?"

Fried stiffened.

"No? How could I possibly be hiding something from you?"

"Your Excellency Youtian, you are overthinking it."

You Tian looked at Fried with suspicion, but Fried immediately returned a sincere smile.

"Oh, right, Lord Yutian." Fried seemed to remember something.

"I think your attire is a bit too thin."

"Now that you're the leader of our interdimensional squad, you should at least dress like a warrior."

Clap clap! Fried clapped his hands.

Among the squad, the [new female warrior] timidly ran over, carrying two pieces of armor in her hands.

Is this what humans are like? My sister said that You Tiange's face was repulsive and his expression was lewd, but after looking at it up close, it doesn't seem as disgusting as my sister said.

"Look, I've prepared everything for you." Fried took the two pieces of armor from the hands of the [new female warrior].

"This piece of armor is called the [Rare Golden Armor]. It's noble and elegant; wearing it will give you a truly regal air!"

"This other piece is called the [Metallic Silver Armor]. It's incredibly imposing, and wearing it will allow you to suppress any villains in the area."

Which one would you like to choose?

You Tian's strange gaze darted back and forth between the two suits of armor and Fried.

I recognize these two things!

One effect is that the opponent cannot attack monsters other than the equipped monster; the other effect is that the opponent cannot target monsters other than the equipped monster that are on the field, in the graveyard, or banished by either player's effects.

In other words, both of them are decked out in sarcasm!

You Tian: "Anything else?"

"Hmm?" Fried was slightly taken aback.

Does Your Excellency not like this kind of flashy style?

Yes, yes!

Fried gave a signal, and the "new female warrior" quickly ran back to the rear of the squad. A moment later, she returned with a suit of armor covered in spikes.

"This is the armor of our squad's warrior, Grefa, which was formed when he accidentally entered the Cave of Ten Thousand Demons and fell into demonic possession."

You Tian looked at the armor in the girl's hand with surprise.

"May I ask, General, what is the name of this armor?"

Fried stroked his beard.

"This armor is called the [Explosive Armor]!"

You Tian: ...

6! I didn't see the invincible armor-blasting monster in Childbirth Town, but I encountered it in the Spirit World.

Wearing this thing, won't I be rendered useless and destroyed on the spot by the other party?

(PS: In all the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime and manga, "Exploding Armor" has never been successfully activated, so card players have dubbed this card "Invincible Exploding Armor".)

You Tian looked at Fried with a constipated expression.

To be honest, I really suspect that this old guy is still holding a grudge against me for bullying his whole team yesterday.

"I won't wear it!" You Tian refused firmly.

Fried was taken aback again.

Hmm? That shouldn't be the case. These three suits of armor are treasures I've collected for years! How could Lord Youtian not even be interested in them?

Oh! I understand!

Fried glanced at the scantily clad [Nasagi Demon] beside him, as if he understood something.

He leaned close to the [new female warrior]'s ear and whispered a few words. Then, the girl's cheeks instantly flushed red.

The girl looked at You Tian, ​​then at Fried.

Fried nodded to her. "Go ahead."

The girl could only nod in agreement and ran back to the back of the group.

When the girl returned, she was carrying a suit of armor in her hands.

The armor the girl was wearing this time was extremely simple and revealing in design.

The steel texture of the armor exudes an indescribable nobility; its unrestrained shape is full of postmodern art's depiction of beauty.

only……

"This piece of armor, called the 'Electronic Bodysuit,' is from my collection... uh, no, it's an extremely rare piece of armor that I captured when I was young."

You Tian looked at Fried with twitching eyelids.

Isn't this the sexy armor from the Condor Heroes?!

Putting aside the fact that it's a woman's suit of armor, I don't even have headlights big enough to support it. Why the hell would you think I'd like this thing??

Seeing You Tian's very strange look, Fried was a little confused.

Does Your Excellency not even like this? This general usually enjoys wearing it in private, and thought I had found a kindred spirit today.

"Let me ask you first, what is your purpose in wanting me to wear armor?"

You Tian finally got straight to the point and asked Fried the question.

"Uh..." Fried was slightly embarrassed.

"It's still impossible to hide it from Lord Youtian!"

Fried rubbed his hands together, his old face full of embarrassment.

"In fact, besides our interdimensional team, there is another team also heading towards the Undead City."

"That squad is called the Flame Squad."

"Their captain, the [Flame Swordsman], is someone I've known for a long time."

"However, because of certain things, our relationship isn't very good."

You Tian: "Get to the point!"

Fried's old face showed embarrassment again.

"Hmm~ We made a bet before."

"The Dimensional Squad and the Flame Squad, whoever enters the Undying City first and defeats the [Bone King] will receive a reward."

"So, Your Excellency You Tian, ​​could you please put on a warrior's armor and disguise yourself as a warrior, so they don't know you're an outsider I've brought in? And then..."

You Tian's eyelids twitched.

That old bastard! Are you trying to use me as a punching bag?

Using public vehicles for private purposes has shown you how to play the game.

"What's the reward?" You Tian asked irritably.

"Uh, prizes, rewards, it's nothing much, just things we elves like, hahaha." Fried's eyes darted around.

At this point, the soldiers around him all had strange expressions.

Fried: "Hey! Lord Yutian, there's no time to lose, you should quickly choose some armor to put on!"

You Tian narrowed his eyes slightly.

He looked at Fried, then at the soldiers around him.

Finally, his gaze settled on the clear-eyed [new female warrior].

"Alright, General. Go and bring back those three suits of armor. I'll try out the one she has first."

Seeing that You Tian was finally acting according to his plan, Fried's face immediately lit up with joy.

"Yes, Your Excellency. I'll be right back in a moment!"

Then, Fried ran off like a mischievous old man.

"Hehehe~ Girl."

As soon as Fried left, You Tian approached me with a lewd look on his face.

Seeing this, the [Sacrifice Demon] beside him rolled its eyes at You Tian in annoyance.

"How long have you been in the team?"

The up-and-coming female warrior lowered her head shyly and answered timidly, "Not long, just 3 days."

"Oh~" You Tian understood.

Is it equivalent to a recent college graduate starting a job?

"Oh, girl, you know I've just become the leader of this squad, and I don't know everyone yet."

"Do you know what that reward the general mentioned earlier is?"

Upon hearing You Tian's question, the other soldiers around him all consciously or unconsciously moved away.

The girl lightly touched her lips with her finger.

"I'm not quite sure either."

"But I've heard that the general and the captain both fell in love with the same elf."

"Perhaps the reward is related to that female elf."

You Tian: Holy crap! That old bastard!

This isn't misuse of a public vehicle; it's clearly using me as a tool for their play!