I and countless versions of myself simultaneously travel through time.

After hearing the whole story, Uncle Jiu and the other two finally understood what had happened. It turned out that Ye Yan had been asked to take a title by the weasel, and then he had taken the little thing in as a laborer.

It made him laugh.

Oh, so he's just a nobody.

Uncle Nine stroked his beard, his brow furrowing slightly: "Do you know that by doing this, we've probably made enemies with the weasel families in the neighborhood?"

Huang Cuicui quickly waved her hand: "Daoist Master, please don't misunderstand! Our orthodox Huang Daxian family upholds order and justice; only rogue cultivators act recklessly. Besides, I am only loyal to you, Daoist Master."

Uncle Nine's expression softened slightly: "Maoshan is not afraid of shamans, especially since they have connections in the underworld."

"You haven't been cultivating for fifteen years, have you? You're incompetent yet you come out here asking for a title?"

Huang Cuicui nodded honestly: "I'm just a rascal, I like to steal chickens sometimes."

Wen Cai interjected, "The stolen chicken isn't as good as Junior Brother Ye's roast chicken..."

Uncle Nine glanced at him, and he immediately gave a sheepish laugh.

Ye Yan held up two fingers and shook them.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's expressions changed instantly; one massaged his shoulders and the other rubbed his legs, becoming as attentive as if they were completely different people.

He was initially defiant and wanted to settle things with his fists, but he was easily defeated by Ye Yan, who seemed to have cheat codes, and they even made a bet.

Now the two of them are completely convinced.

Especially that night when he witnessed the female ghost being chased by Ye Yan until she had to lean against the wall to get out, her yin energy completely drained, it was as if the heavens had turned upside down.

That scene was truly eye-opening.

"Female ghost, don't go! I need your help in my cultivation!! You are utterly depraved, an accomplice to evil, you deserve to die."

That voice was so loud that many female ghosts were genuinely frightened to tears.

The female ghost was so frightened that she nearly fainted, and she tumbled and rolled away without daring to look back.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other in disbelief: Is this guy a disciple of Maoshan?

This is clearly a patriarch from the demonic path, with a purely evil style; it's simply unbearable to look at.

But Ye Yan wasn't faking it.

After spending the last few days together, Qiu Sheng finally figured out that Ye Yan's constitution was quite strange; he could only cultivate rapidly by dealing with ghosts and monsters with heavy yin energy.

Others would run away when they saw a ghost, but his eyes would glow green when he did.

The little brother needs to develop properly.

Especially female ghosts, they were practically his perfect tonic.

The problem is, while they were patching it up, something went wrong.

Uncle Nine was dumbfounded.

Truly worthy of being called a demon from beyond the heavens.

In the first few days, some oblivious female ghosts kept wandering around the mortuary. Some of them advised their sisters not to go there recklessly.

Later, someone spread the word that the new Maoshan disciple was not a respectable person.

He doesn't fight ghosts, he "collects" them—collecting them so thoroughly that not even a trace is left.

Three days later, all the female ghosts in the town who were even remotely attractive had fled.

I was so scared I cried.

Five days later, the male ghost also started running away. This god is really getting more and more amazing.

Seven days later, even the old ghosts who had been wandering for decades were moving their coffins. They weren't afraid of Ye Yan, but they were afraid of Ye Yan because he dared to sleep with anyone. Ye Yan went to the mass grave to see the lonely female ghosts, but they were all dragged away by the other ghosts.

Let's go back to the present.

Uncle Nine turned around, carrying the little zombie, and glanced at Ye Yan before leaving: "I'll leave this weasel to you. You're free tomorrow, so come with me to Master Ren's place and have a coffee while we're at it."

"By the way, I'm going to check on your cultivation progress tonight. Both of you."

He looked at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, "Work harder. They've surpassed your ten years of experience in just a few days."

After saying that, he leisurely walked away, carrying the little zombie.

Qiu Sheng immediately came over, his face beaming: "Junior Brother Ye, when exactly is that Brahma Jue you mentioned? Three days after three days, I'm getting impatient."

Ye Yan glanced at him sideways: "What, are you teaching me how to do things?"

Wen Cai quickly smoothed things over, "No, no, you wouldn't dare! You go ahead with your work, we'll go cultivate now!"

She grabbed Qiu Sheng and ran, muttering as she ran, "This is terrifying, it's only been a few days... It's infuriating to compare people like this."

Ye Yan turned to Huang Cuicui: "Go help my master clean the yard first, and I'll cook you roast chicken for dinner."

Huang Cui Cui's eyes lit up, and she ran off happily, her tail wagging.

Ye Yan looked down at the progress bar, which had reached one hundred.

He was in a great mood and pushed open the door to his room.

He transformed the mortuary beyond recognition: it now includes a morgue, kitchen, ancestral hall, meditation room, and three bedrooms—everything you could need.

Ye Yan performed exorcisms, and the client paid him for the service.

Put aside distracting thoughts and let your consciousness sink into the shared space.

"Oh, you're here?" The mysterious Ye Yan looked him up and down. "Not bad, you're the most flamboyant one among the newcomers."

The mysterious Ye Yan leaned closer, sniffing, his face full of disgust: "Damn, buddy, what's that smell on you? It's like you've been marinated by a vengeful ghost... It's all the yin energy of a female ghost! It's a bit like the ghost bride I encountered in the Ghost Realm, but unfortunately, I can't handle it."

"How do you know I slept with ninety-nine female ghosts?" the zombie Ye Yan asked.

"I didn't ask!" Mysterious Ye Yan sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Ye Yan, the Hokage wearing a headband, interjected: "You two are truly amazing. Alright, stop joking around, it's time to share. Relax a bit, we're all on the same side, don't just shoot randomly."