Huayu 2011: Starting with Hilarious Men

Having read novels for so many years, what if God gave you a chance to go back to being eighteen again?

What would be your first reaction?

A. Study hard, be filial to your parents, and change your past fate.

B. Take love seriously, with Shen Youchu on the left and Xiao Rongyu on the right, you must have both hands firmly on your side!

C. Go and change the things you regret.

No! No! No!

Zheng Nan didn't choose any of these three options, especially the first one!

Study? Study my ass!

Now that I've been reborn, my first thought is definitely to make money.

In his previous life, Zheng Nan lived to be sixty-four years old, but died on the eve of retirement. He never discovered the benefits of being poor, but he experienced a lot of the downsides of being poor.

Now that God has given him another chance, and with the advantage of foresight, Zheng Nan would feel he would be letting God down if he didn't make money!

Zheng Nan pulled out a Samsung i9000, her first mobile phone. Last year, because her academic performance was not good, she chose the path of art exam in order to get into a famous university. After she was admitted to the Shanghai Theatre Academy with her outstanding looks, just like the readers, her mother bought her this phone.

This phone holds many memories for Zheng Nan and also preserves rare photographic works by Teacher Chen.

I checked the date and time on my phone again: Saturday, March 5, 2011, 9:03 AM.

Q: What business is most profitable right now?

A: Without a doubt, it's only a certain cryptocurrency!

Everyone should know about the wealth-creating myth of a certain cryptocurrency.

In February 2011, a certain cryptocurrency reached $1 for the first time.

Buy a thousand units of a certain cryptocurrency now, and sell them all when you have $100,000! That's $100 million!

One hundred million US dollars! Just thinking about it makes Zheng Nan's smile impossible to suppress.

Many people still have questions: even if you know you can make money with a certain cryptocurrency after being reborn, how can you buy it while you're in China?

It's very simple, just buy it on Taobao.

Taobao is currently at its most frenzied stage; it sells everything!

Especially for products involving foreign goods, there are all sorts of black and gray market links.

However, although Taobao has a lot of products now, there are even more counterfeit products, and refunds are not very reliable.

Zheng Nan opened Taobao and searched for a certain virtual currency. A bunch of related shops popped up.

Upon entering the first shop, Zheng Nan was surprised to find that the shop even had a link to assemble guns.

The approach was too unconventional, so Zheng Nan didn't dare place an order with this shop and instead contacted a second shop.

Buying virtual currency on Taobao is completely different from online shopping; it's more like a one-on-one private exchange.

You need to confirm the exchange rate of a certain virtual currency with the seller first. Then the seller will post a link to the corresponding product. Most of these do not support direct payment via Alipay. You have to transfer money to the bank account provided by the seller through online banking.

It's rare to buy and sell a certain cryptocurrency one by one; usually, it's a minimum of ten.

The key issue is the lack of third-party guarantees, which often leads to scams where customers "pay but don't receive the goods."

Before communicating, Zheng Nan calculated the amount of savings she had.

Zheng Nan currently has a monthly living allowance of 2500 yuan, which consists of 1500 yuan given by his father and 1000 yuan given by his mother out of concern for her son.

It's the beginning of the month, the start of the new semester, and with the 3,000 yuan red envelope Zheng Nan received during the Chinese New Year, plus the surplus from last semester, Zheng Nan has a total of 6315 yuan in his hands!

Full of confidence, Zheng Nan embarked on his journey of purchasing a certain virtual currency.

I spent the whole morning being scammed, scammed again, and scammed once more.

After being scammed out of more than 800 yuan three times, Zheng Nan finally found a reliable seller.

This seller is quite interesting; his name is "Being Tricked into Coming to North America by Silly Fortune".

It's important to remember that 2011 was a time when public intellectuals were rampant, and the blessings on online forums were things like "OP is a good person, may you be reborn in America in your next life."

The fact that this seller dared to name himself "Foolish Fortune" and be tricked into coming to North America proves that he has actually been to America, or is still in America.

"Are you there? How much is a certain cryptocurrency?"

Through a series of communications, Zheng Nan learned that the seller was a North American student who had excellent grades in China and was a promising candidate for Tsinghua or Peking University. However, his parents believed their friend's claim that "foreign education is better" and sent him to the United States.

Zheng Nan finally succeeded in acquiring 550 virtual currencies from Liu Zi for a final price of 5500 RMB.

Looking at the 550 coins of a certain cryptocurrency in his wallet address, Zheng Nan was moved to tears. "I'm rich now!"

550 units of a certain cryptocurrency will eventually amount to 55 million US dollars!

You can spend it all, you can spend it all in a lifetime!

Zheng Nan happily hummed a song.

'Gurgle!'

My stomach rumbled at this inopportune moment.

Zheng Nan rubbed her tired eyes from staring at her phone for so long, and then she checked the time and it was noon.

Zheng Nan didn't eat breakfast. Young people have good metabolisms. Before, he was so preoccupied with some cryptocurrency that he didn't pay attention. Now that he's relaxed, he's starving.

Following his memories to the school cafeteria, Zheng Nan was about to order a big meal when he realized with some embarrassment that he was out of money.

I spent 5,500 yuan on a certain cryptocurrency, but was scammed out of 810 yuan. My huge sum of 6,315 yuan was reduced to only 5 yuan, not even enough for a boxed lunch.

Just as Zheng Nan was hesitating about whether to ask his family for living expenses, how to ask for them, and what reason to give, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman eating out of the corner of his eye.

She had long, smooth, dark brown hair that fell naturally over her shoulders. Her black-rimmed glasses made her eyes and brows appear exceptionally bright, exuding a scholarly and serene air. Her profile was clean and soft, and her fingertips lightly touched her chin, her posture both languid and focused. The combination of a gray plaid coat and a blue scarf added a touch of artistic and casual charm, making her appear quiet and gentle.

In three words: Absolutely stunning!

This beautiful woman is Dilraba.

Dilraba was born in 92, one year older than Zheng Nan. They were both freshmen in the 10 class of the Shanghai Theatre Academy. It's just that Zheng Nan didn't make it in the entertainment industry in his previous life, but Dilraba did.

The 10 graduating class of the Shanghai Theatre Academy can be considered a small star class, producing actresses such as Dilraba Dilmurat, Yuan Bingyan, Zhong Chuxi, and Chen Chuyue.

Zheng Nan, who had just been reborn, was stunned when he suddenly saw the youthful 19-year-old Dilraba.

There weren't many people in the cafeteria at that time, so Zheng Nan's behavior seemed quite abrupt.

It was quickly discovered by people nearby.

People nearby said they were used to it; drama schools have produced all sorts of weirdos, so it's normal for a handsome guy to fall in love at first sight.

Before Dilraba could say anything while eating, Zheng Nan stared at her blankly, Yuan Bingyan, who was sitting next to her, spoke up first.

"Still watching! I've never seen this before! Your eyes will pop out!"

Coming to his senses, Zheng Nan blurted out a shocking statement: "Dilraba, marry me."

"Pfft!" Yuan Bingyan couldn't hold back and spat out a mouthful of salt soda.

The protagonist, Dilraba, whose lips trembled slightly as she received the marriage proposal, and the chicken leg she was holding with her chopsticks slipped from her grasp and fell to the ground.

He asked, looking completely bewildered, "Huh?!"