Great, it's a scalper, we're saved!
Chapter 5 A Child's Words Can Be a Humiliation
Like the viewers in the live stream, Xiong Jiajia was completely dumbfounded at this moment.
My neck is itchy, like it's growing a brain.
Why is my little cousin eating so juicy and delicious?
Judging from the way he eats, is he still the same gentle and introverted little cousin? The more he looks at him, the more he resembles that legendary hunger-endurance king when he first entered Pan Hong's park?
What the hell?!
What happened to anorexia?
Is my little cousin acting out my role?
That doesn't make sense either; she was so thin before that she was almost unrecognizable!
And why did this scalper show no surprise whatsoever, instead maintaining a confident smile?
Did he already anticipate his little cousin's KFC rave reviews?
So what did he mean by "getting medicine"? A bucket of ten chicken wings?
Suddenly, a terrifying thought popped into Xiong Jiajia's mind.
Her originally fair face turned bright red the moment this thought crossed her mind.
His ears looked like they were about to bleed.
Could it be that...
Meals I made myself...
what……
Xiong Jiajia doesn't remember how she got back to her seat.
All she remembered seeing was her little cousin wolfing down the chicken wings in front of him, showing them off wildly.
"Would you like more?"
Zheng Fan's gentle voice came from beside her ear, and Xiong Jiajia finally came back to her senses.
However, upon seeing the clean and tidy family bucket, and her little cousin's greasy hands but still unsatisfied expression, her face instantly turned bright red!
At this point, Xiong Jiajia had to admit it.
My little cousin doesn't have anorexia at all!
There was only one reason why I didn't eat before...
My own cooking is so bad!
awkward!
This is so embarrassing!
Xiong Jiajia suddenly felt a little glad that she had worn a pair of white sneakers when she went out.
If you come out wearing sandals, your twisted toes will definitely attract a lot of attention!
"I want to eat it!"
My little cousin looked at the chicken bones on the table and licked his lips with lingering satisfaction.
"I can't eat it even if I want to. Eating too much at once will upset my stomach. I can only eat it tonight," Zheng Fan said with a smile.
"Big brother, will you be very happy when you grow up? Will you be able to eat such delicious food every day?"
"No, that's not true. Adults face a lot of pressure in their lives."
"Is it more stressful than eating my sister's cooking every day?"
"...Hmm, have you ever played on a trampoline? You accidentally fall and try to get up, but everyone around you is jumping, so you can't get up no matter what you do. That's what it feels like to grow up."
"Hmm... So this is what big brother's life is like now?"
The little boy, who was full and satisfied, was clearly in high spirits and became much more talkative, asking Zheng Fan questions out of curiosity.
"No, if I fall on the trampoline, and anyone dares to jump on it, I'll pull down their pants."
"Oh? Wouldn't that be inappropriate?"
"Force is reciprocal. The higher he jumps, the cleaner I strip him. This isn't because we're ruthless; it's called an eye for an eye..."
"stop!!"
Xiong Jiajia disregarded her shame and stopped Zheng Fan from speaking eloquently.
She couldn't help but shudder at the image of a child lying on a trampoline randomly pulling down someone's underwear.
Judging from his younger cousin's expression, this bucket of ten-winged chicken wings had clearly won him over completely! His eyes were filled with admiration as he looked at Zheng Fan!
If they keep talking, who knows what this scalper will teach my little cousin!
"Zheng... Zheng Fan. My cousin has anorexia..."
Xiong Jiajia blushed and looked at Zheng Fan, asking hesitantly.
"He doesn't have anorexia. Look, he's eating quite well." Zheng Fan shrugged.
"Then why didn't he eat before?"
Xiong Jiajia took a deep breath, mustered her courage, and asked, still somewhat unwilling to give up.
Why aren't you eating?
Zheng Fan then turned to ask the little boy.
"My sister's cooking... it's... not good."
The little boy lowered his head shyly and started playing with the napkin.
Zheng Fan nodded.
Ok.
A child's words were a huge insult, a classic example of a child's words being a huge insult!
"Holy crap?? What the heck??? So anorexia is caused by bad cooking???"
"No wonder the streamer said he was going to get medicine; he knew all along it was because the food was too awful!"
"No way, this cured anorexia??"
"A miracle doctor! A miracle doctor at the KFC clinic! He was cured with just a bucket of chicken wings!"
"Oh no, my child doesn't like to eat. Should we take him to KFC to see a doctor?"
"This streamer's thought process is a bit peculiar! I thought he was just showing off by talking about getting medicine!"
"Never mind anything else, just tell me if you're cured!"
"Hahahaha!! Look at this girl's expression, she's about to pee herself laughing."
"Wow, this girl can even do Sichuan opera face-changing? How did she become so famous?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"This streamer is quite respectable; no wonder he didn't say the reason from the beginning!"
"..."
As the truth came to light, the popularity of Zheng Fan's live stream skyrocketed.
Countless viewers racked their brains but never imagined that the reason for the younger cousin's anorexia was so simple and unpretentious.
Moreover, many viewers only realized later that Zheng Fan wasn't just showing off.
Was that just showing off? They were clearly just seeing through it but choosing not to say anything!
……
Upon hearing her younger cousin's words, Xiong Jiajia felt her mind go blank and wished she could disappear into the ground.
Shameful! Embarrassing! Discomfortable!
Countless emotions sprang up like mushrooms after a rain!
It seems... that's how it is!
He just cooked for himself, and even took pride in being a culinary genius.
But he never asked his younger cousin if he liked it?
"Well...it wasn't that bad, was it?"
Xiong Jiajia said angrily, her face flushed, her voice trembling slightly.
She admitted that cooking was something she had only just started learning this summer, and the food she made was not exactly delicious.
But it can't be considered bad, can it?
Even if it tastes bad... it's still something I put a lot of effort into making!
How can eating a meal generate stress?!
Suddenly, a wave of grievances washed over Xiong Jiajia.
She felt like a horse, having served humanity diligently for thousands of years.
But after the invention of the car, humans turned around and said that dogs were man's best friend.
I spent so much time and effort cooking this meal! Is it really that insignificant compared to KFC?!
Waaaaah... A horse's life matters too!
For some reason, a lyric involuntarily popped into Xiong Jiajia's mind.
You are a mighty and valiant man, lassoing your horse!
How despicable are humans! The horse that's been trapped is being harmed, yet they still praise humans for being mighty and strong.
Humans are bad! KFC is bad!
"How did you come up with that combination of ingredients for the porridge you cooked today?" Zheng Fan asked, interrupting Xiong Jiajia's reverie.
Zheng Fan vividly remembers that bowl of aphrodisiac porridge made with chives, spinach, and scallions; it was incredibly shocking.
"I...I bought it at the vegetable shop at the entrance of the community. I didn't know how to cook before, so I asked the shopkeeper to choose it for me," Xiong Jiajia explained, blushing.
"What did you tell the boss?"
"I said I wanted to buy some nourishing ingredients, since my cousin has always been a bit thin."
"Hmm... what did you eat the past few days?"
"The other day, the boss recommended loach, sea cucumber, oysters, ginseng, crucian carp, soy milk..."
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