Chinese entertainment industry in disarray? Hollywood goddess welcomes strict father!

Chapter 13: Tom Cruise's green head oil, go to hell, you China bastard!

[Ding! The realm of the Great Dao Saint has not yet been perfected. How can the Saint Lord break the precepts and act recklessly? Punishment lightning is activated!]

As the system notification sounded, a powerful electric current, enough to kill an ordinary person instantly, suddenly erupted within Lu Lin's body.

Lu Lin's hair and body hair instantly stood on end, and he couldn't help but shudder.

But that's all!

Previously, the number of disciples exceeded 700 million, which gave him the Great Vehicle Holy Body. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that he was a half-step saint. As long as it wasn't a real tribulation lightning, minor punitive lightning punishments could hardly harm him in the slightest. It felt about the same as encountering static electricity in winter.

Lu Lin raised his hands with trembling hands, filled with gratitude, and said, "Thank you both for your hard work over the past ten years. You'll never have to do needlework again!"

"What you should really be doing is gently gathering, slowly twisting, stroking, picking, lifting, resisting, pushing, and pressing!"

His thanking the two girls here made Nicole Kidman both amused and astonished: "Why are your hairs standing on end?"

Lu Lin suddenly came to his senses, suppressing his mixed feelings, and said, "It's nothing, it's probably just static electricity on your stockings. Let me touch them a few more times and see."

Nicole Kidman smiled and nodded, then sat down on the red sofa, crossing her legs so Lu Lin could conduct the experiment.

She could tell that Lu Lin was verifying something, so she generously offered to help!

Lu Lin didn't mince words or be coy, and once again touched the silk-clad feet in front of him.

This time, instead of a quick breakup, they remained in contact.

[Ding! The realm of the Great Dao Saint has not yet been perfected. How can the Saint Lord break the precepts and act recklessly? Punishment lightning is activated!]

[Ding! The realm of the Great Dao Saint has not yet been perfected. How can the Saint Lord break the rules...]

[Ding, the Great Dao Saint realm has not yet been reached...]

The system's booming voice echoed continuously in Lu Lin's mind, and powerful electric currents surged through his body wave after wave.

Lu Lin was initially shivering, looking like he hadn't been with a woman in ages, which made Nicole Kidman giggle.

But after a short while, he had adapted to the feeling of the electric current surging through his body. Apart from the fact that the hair all over his body was still standing upright like a hedgehog's quills, he looked no different.

"call……"

Lu Lin pulled out a Great Wall state gift cigar from his pocket, lit it, took a deep drag to calm himself, and then pulled out another one from his pants, asking Nicole Kidman, "Want one?"

Nicole Kidman hesitated slightly, but after bringing her nose closer to smell the aroma, her beautiful eyes lit up and she exclaimed, "Wow, it smells amazing! It's not pungent at all, and it has a very unique and charming scent. Of course I have to try it..."

……

……

at the same time.

Inside the banquet hall.

Tom Cruise, looking furious, confronted Fan Da Bing, demanding, "Where did that damn kid take my Nicole?!"

Fan Dabing shrugged and said quietly, "Your Nicole really likes that damn kid. Where do you think they, a lone man and woman, would go?"

Tom Cruise: "..."

Tom Cruise's face turned green instantly, then, as if he had thought of something, he snorted coldly and strode towards the side door of the banquet hall.

Fan Dabing watched him walk away, then turned to Sharons beside him and said, "What a devoted lover."

Sharon Stone shook her head, pursing her red lips: "They're already divorced, why is he still clinging on? If he didn't want to let go, why did he get divorced in the first place? I don't think he's a devoted lover, but a laughable loser!"

She's really bold, daring to criticize Tom Cruise, and isn't she afraid that it will reach Tom Cruise's ears and he'll take action to punish her for her big mouth?

However, if one understands her public expressions of hatred and even curses towards China, one will not be surprised by her big mouth.

Fan Dabing glanced sideways at the half-empty glass of champagne in her hand, then changed the subject, saying, "You should know about my relationship with Lu. I can represent him to a large extent, right?"

Sharon Stone frowned. "What are you trying to say? I have nothing to say to you, and I don't want to work with that China guy. You can get out of my sight!"

She truly harbors deep-seated hatred towards Chinese people. Even when Fan Dabing approached her to chat and offered her champagne with utmost respect, she remained unmoved.

Fan Dabing's lips curled up slightly, transforming him into a crooked-mouthed dragon king, and he pointed to his beautiful feet clad in strappy high heels: "Kneel down and lick my feet."

Sharon Stone thought he was hallucinating and glared at her, asking, "Bitch, what did you say???"

Fan Dabing repeated, "Kneel down, lick my feet, immediately!"

thump--

Sharon Stone knelt down, his face contorted with humiliation, and licked the ground.

This startled the Hollywood celebrities around them, who all stared at them in astonishment, as if they had seen a ghost.

Even Li Dabing, Yang Mi, and Tong Ya, who were scattered throughout the banquet hall, as well as Scarlett Johansson, Chili Pepper, and other Marvel and DC goddesses, all looked on with utter bewilderment.

Fan Dabing's peach blossom eyes darted around, surveying the surroundings. His exquisitely beautiful oval face, a perfect template for plastic surgery, gradually revealed an undisguised excitement: "No wonder Brother Lin said Hollywood is a place where birds can fly freely, doing whatever they want. This is truly exhilarating!"

Lu Lin did say something similar to her at the awards ceremony.

However, she clearly selectively forgot the core idea in Lu Lin's words, which was that "works that cannot be filmed in China can be filmed in the future." She only remembered that "the sky's the limit, and you can do whatever you want."

If Lu Lin could hear her twisting his words like this, he would definitely send her back to China...

However, even if Lu Lin could hear her at this moment, he wouldn't have time to pay attention to her, because Tom Cruise, whose face was green with rage, had already found the entrance to the [py trading room].

Bang bang bang—

Bang bang bang—

Bang bang bang—

Tom Cruise, transformed into Aunt Xue, frantically pounded on the door, yelling and jumping up and down, "Damn China bastards, open the door! I know you're in there, don't hide in there and keep quiet!"

squeak-

The door opened quickly, and Nicole Kidman stood inside, her eyebrows furrowed in anger. "Tom Cruise, what's wrong with you?!" she snapped.

Tom Cruise: "Uh..."

Tom Cruise was stunned, speechless.

He had absolutely no reason to lose his temper. The two had long been divorced, and he had even remarried. He had no right to interfere in Nicole Kidman's affairs.

It can only be said that male chauvinism and possessiveness, while understandable and a common male flaw, are indeed in the wrong.

What's that on your lip?

Tom Cruise, realizing he was in the wrong, simply stopped answering and instead frowned and reached out to touch Nicole Kidman's lips.

Nicole Kidman instinctively tilted her head back to avoid it, but she couldn't escape in the end, and Tom Cruise pinched a hair off her lip.

After Nicole Kidman realized it was black hair, she immediately grinned and said, "Uh..."

She has naturally red hair and often dyes it blonde, but black hair is clearly not hers.

Tom Cruise didn't react at first, but after seeing Nicole Kidman's strange expression, he realized what was going on and quickly flung the black hair away.

Then, his face turned green again, and he pushed aside Nicole Kidman, who was blocking the door, stormed into the room, yelling, "Damn Chinese yellow-skinned brat..."

Lu Lin was sitting on the red sofa smoking a cigar when he saw the man burst in and start cursing. He retorted, "Does this white foreign devil want something from me?"

Without uttering a single word, Tom Cruise unleashed his action-movie prowess, launching a flying kick at Lu Lin's groin: "Die, you China bastard!"

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