Chinese entertainment industry in disarray? Hollywood goddess welcomes strict father!

"Boss, would you like us to give you a bath and scrub your back?"

In the villa's bedroom, Kurosawa Shiling helped Lu Lin change into a bathrobe and then asked in a sweet, childlike voice.

Lu Lin waved his hand and said, "No need for today, you guys go to sleep first. You'll be busy when you get back to your posts tomorrow."

Kurosawa Shirei nodded in agreement, and together with Kurosawa Shirei, who had finished making the bed, they left the bedroom.

They have such great chemistry!

It would be hard not to have a good understanding between them; they've both been by Lu Lin's side for over ten years.

As for why a Taiwanese goddess and an island nation teacher would act as his nanny-like secretary for so many years?

That can only be attributed to men's perverse sense of humor!

When he went to Taiwan to promote his work, the agency he was working with recommended Kurosawa Shizuka, who was still a new model at the time, to him, as he wanted to develop his career in the mainland market, which had a larger market.

Lu Lin had memories of his past life and knew Kurosawa Zhiling's true nature. He was too lazy to support a pro-Japan Taiwanese star like her, so he casually made empty promises to Xu Nuo, which made her very happy and increased her favorability. He then turned around and made her his secretary.

An economics graduate from a prestigious university in Toronto, with both high emotional and intellectual intelligence, why not make the most of it!

With Kurosawa Shirei as his secretary, Lu Lin couldn't help but think of Dark Shirei. Later, when he went to Japan to promote his work, he also found her to be his secretary...

Click—

After confirming that the door was closed and the inside and outside were isolated, Lu Lin immediately bent down and scolded the furious little Qilin: "You good-for-nothing! You just had Western food at the Dolby Theatre, and you're already so greedy?"

He scolded the little Qilin while quickly walking into the bathroom to check the abrasions in the mirror.

Actually, the reason he was walking like a crab earlier wasn't because he was kicked by Tom Cruise, but because he was having too much fun with Nicole Kidman and tried out all the unorthodox skills in the system.

After all that fun, it's inevitable that some people will feel a bit out of sorts!

Moreover, it's more of a psychological adjustment, because when he was still a Lesser Vehicle Saint Body, his recovery ability was already more exaggerated than Wolverine or Deadpool. Now that he has advanced to the Greater Vehicle Saint Body, he is naturally even more heaven-defying. Even if he is really injured, he will recover instantly.

"I told you I wasn't that fragile..."

After confirming that the little Qilin was alright, Lu Lin opened the system panel in his mind, found the [Accompanying Blessing] skill in the Sacred Skills section, and checked its usage instructions.

There's really nothing to see here; it's just a skill that reveals its meaning from its name. The instructions are for finding a wife and having children, and it's also very thoughtful that it doesn't consume any Holy Points.

But this wasn't the first time Lu Lin had fallen into the trap of the Saint Egg system, and he knew all too well that the instructions for using the skills couldn't be trusted entirely.

Or rather, the instructions are just a brief overview; you have to discover many hidden functions yourself!

As mentioned earlier, when he first acquired the skill, the instructions did not warn that the recipient would notice it.

And this [Nalu Yanfu] undoubtedly has many hidden effects; it seems that as long as you eat his saliva, you will be judged as a holy partner.

Of course, it's not surprising that the system makes this judgment. After all, under normal circumstances, only kissing and spitting between opposite sexes would make it seem disgusting to swallow each other's saliva...

If this can be considered a logical implicit effect, then the implicit effect of the word "Yanfu," which means having children, is quite illogical.

He took precautions when he was having fun with Nicole Kidman, but the precautions broke down as soon as they started. He was 100% sure that it was either a quality issue with the manufacturer or a hidden problem with the technique.

And it's very likely that it's a hidden effect of 100% pregnancy. If that's the case, how many children will he have in the future?

Although he could afford to raise as many as he wanted, this Saint Egg System was just too much of a rip-off. It was practically trying to make him create a small country!

Ding-dong-

Ding-dong-

Lu Lin was mentally complaining about the system when the doorbell suddenly rang.

Lu Lin composed himself, listened intently to the breathing of the person outside the door, then, puzzled, put on his bathrobe and went out of the bathroom to open the door: "Sister Yan, is something the matter?"

Liu Yan stepped into the room in her high heels and said with a smile, "I'm going back to China tomorrow, and there's something I'd like to talk to you about alone."

Lu Lin sensed that she had ulterior motives, so he quickly blocked the door from letting her in: "I'll personally go to the airport to see you and Shuying off tomorrow. We can talk about it then."

Seeing that her motives had been exposed, Liu Yan pressed her large breasts against him, squeezing into the bedroom and saying, "Let me in!"

Lu Lin was speechless. He knew it would be like this; it wasn't the first time he had experienced something like this.

Over the past decade or so, there have been at least a thousand women throwing themselves at him, and each time he was punished with lightning strikes, fainting on the spot.

Although he is no longer afraid of punishment and lightning, the new skill "Nalu Yanfu" is undoubtedly another patch, preventing him from recklessly breaking the rules.

"Oh, you're alright now, aren't you?"

After Liu Yan pressed herself against Lu Lin, she noticed that he was merely speechless and hadn't suffered a heart attack. She exclaimed with delight, "You didn't faint like before? You were faking it all along, weren't you!"

Lu Lin didn't explain, but said in a commanding tone, "Whether I was faking it before or not, you can't come in today."

Liu Yan, a former TV host, had a natural talent for exploiting plot holes and playing word games, so she immediately said, "Then I won't go in. I'll stay here. Anyway, you live alone on the third floor, so you're not afraid of being seen..."

As she spoke, she had already entangled herself around Lu Lin, like a beautiful snake.

Lu Lin said helplessly, "I'm a very conservative person. If you continue like this, you'll have to take responsibility and have my child."

Liu Yan was taken aback, but then overjoyed, excitedly tearing off her sexy lace nightgown: "You said it yourself, I didn't force you! Don't blame me later for wanting a share of your inheritance because I have a child!"

Lu Lin: "..."

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The next day, early morning.

Accompanied by his two real secretaries, Lu Lin drove his RV to Liu's mother's house to pick up Shuang Bing and Yang Mi Tong Ya to go to the airport.

After seeing the four of them off to the car, Liu's mother pulled Lu Lin aside, preventing him from getting in, and said in a low voice, "Little Lu, last night at dinner, your Uncle Chen did... you know... please don't be angry, I'll apologize to you!"

Clearly, she did see Chen's stepfather harassing Lu Lin yesterday, but she chose to pretend to be blind because there were many people around.

After all, if she didn't pretend to be blind, everyone would laugh at her.

Lu Lin clicked his tongue and said, "Aunt Liu, since you've said that, what can I say? I'll just visit your house less often in the future."

"However, given how strange Uncle Chen is, I think it's probably unrealistic for Sister Xixi to want a younger brother or sister."

Mrs. Liu blushed slightly and scolded, "You rascal, how do you know it's unrealistic? I'm actually planning to learn a new account recently, so that Qianqian doesn't never come to see me, leaving me feeling like an empty-nest woman!"

Lu Lin: "..."

This aunt is really carefree. She's with an old gay man and still dares to have a child and play the trumpet.

As expected, colonists are colonists; their brain circuits are different from those of Chinese people, and they've completely caught up with the pace of Western leftists!