Chinese entertainment industry in disarray? Hollywood goddess welcomes strict father!

Later.

The main table in the VIP section.

The female stars lifted their skirts and took their seats.

Lu Lin stood out like a patch of green amidst a sea of ​​red flowers.

This also drew a flurry of camera clicks and flashes from the regular audience seats behind.

"If the rumors hadn't surfaced, we wouldn't have known you had so many female confidantes... even overseas..."

The four female stars from China couldn't hide their resentment on their pretty faces.

The Hollywood actresses, on the other hand, either crossed their legs or crossed their arms, posing as if they were watching a good show.

It was undoubtedly a scene of carnage!

But Lu Lin wasn't embarrassed by the chaotic situation; he simply said, "Making friends is always better the more the better. It's so lively like this!"

Upon hearing this, the four Chinese actresses were stunned, and then asked in unison, "Are we just your friends?"

Lu Lin nodded: "What else can I do? You're all in the entertainment industry, genuine gold-digging women obsessed with fame and fortune. Do you expect me to date you? Don't make a fool of yourself!"

Fan Dabing: "..."

Li Dabing: "..."

Yang Mi: "..."

Tong Ya: "..."

The four women's pretty faces darkened simultaneously. Enraged and embarrassed, they all thrust their legs out from under the table, aiming straight for Lu Lin's crotch: "You damn bastard, you're so cheeky... you stupid, straight man... you're probably gay..."

Lu Lin sensed the murderous aura under the table and clamped his legs together to trap three beautiful feet clad in high heels.

Then, puzzled, she lifted the tablecloth, glanced down, and looked up to ask, "Yaya, why didn't you kick me? You know I love high heels and beautiful feet!"

Tong Ya's peach blossom eyes reddened, and she said bitterly, "I've been very serious about dating you!"

Lu Lin smiled and said, "Then you must be really blind to have actually been seriously dating a dog like me, a stupid, straight, gay man."

Tong Ya: "..."

call--

Before Tong Ya could speak again, most of the lights in the venue suddenly went out, leaving only the stage lights still shining brightly.

The Oscars ceremony, broadcast live worldwide, is about to begin!

The noisy venue quickly quieted down, and host Conan O'Brien took to the stage to open the awards ceremony.

He also took the opportunity to make fun of the Hollywood celebrities in the audience, which drew laughter from the entire audience!

Lu Lin pulled out a handful of sunflower seeds from the pocket of his haute couture suit and distributed them to the female stars. While eating the seeds and watching the show, he said, "It's a shame that no one is going on stage to slap him across the face. It's half the fun."

He remembered watching the Oscars ceremony in his previous life, which was a lot of fun.

But the female stars obviously didn't get it; they just felt he was too tasteless and never serious, so they all gave him a reproachful glare.

The women sitting at the main table were exchanging glances with Lu Lin, which was noticed by the host, Conan, on stage. Conan then turned his teasing on Lu Lin: "Hey~! Everyone, did you see that? This Chinese guy doesn't need any introduction, right? He's the second Chinese superstar to conquer Hollywood after Jack Chen!"

Lu Lin retorted loudly, "What 'China kid'? I'm already fifty years old, I just look young, unlike you white guy who has a short shelf life and looks old!"

Conan: "???"

Conan was completely bewildered, unable to understand Lu Lin's discriminatory Chinese at all.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly. Even if he didn't understand, he continued at his own pace, grinning to himself, "However, I feel you've conquered not only Hollywood, but also the goddesses of Hollywood!"

"So I need your advice: how can I make actresses still be devoted to me after I've already taken advantage of them?"

This is a very sharp satire and sarcasm.

A huge chorus of laughter and boos immediately erupted from the regular audience seats: "Ugh... Damn China bastard... Get out of Hollywood... Go back to China..."

In stark contrast to the general audience, the Hollywood celebrities in the VIP seats remained quiet and did not join in the commotion.

These are all shrewd people who have made their way in the world of fame and fortune. There is no one more snobbish than these people. Kevin Feige's attitude towards Lu Lin earlier, and the fact that the actresses are sitting around Lu Lin now, have already made them realize that something is wrong!

Lu Lin scanned the venue before replying to Conan on stage, "If you want them to be completely devoted, just become a super-rich man! Or... become a stupid, clueless, straight gay bastard!"

Conan: "???"

Conan was once again filled with question marks, but just as he was about to remind Lu Lin to speak English, the female celebrities around Lu Lin suddenly stopped in their tracks, spraying sunflower seed shells everywhere: "Pfft...cough cough...hahaha..."

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Meanwhile, on the domestic film and television platform Qianqian, Chinese viewers watching the Oscars ceremony livestream were in an uproar.

[Holy crap! This freak Lu Da is actually showing up on domestic platforms?!]

[You've probably forgotten, Qianqian Films is the platform created by this shrew!]

[Even during the live broadcast of the awards ceremony on Princess 6 Movie Channel, they didn't cut out the footage of Lu Da's bizarre antics...]

Are these actresses crazy? They actually dared to sit at the same table with him? Aren't they afraid of getting implicated and becoming infamous?

[Since the scandal broke, not only has Lu Da Guichu not clarified anything, but the female celebrities involved have also not responded.]

[They've been caught red-handed and just given up, otherwise why would they run off to Hollywood?]

[I just have one question: Is Lu Da Guichu really fifty years old? No wonder I always felt like I grew up listening to his songs?]

[His nickname is "Lu the Demon," and you still believe his utter nonsense?]

[However, he has indeed been in the industry for many years. Back then, he was just a cute, chubby little boy who loved to joke around. Who would have thought he would grow into such a thick and long dragon...]

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The awards ceremony.

Conan's teasing and sarcasm towards Lu Lin had ended, because he simply couldn't keep up with Lu Lin's moves.

It's one thing that he kept saying he couldn't understand Chinese, but it seemed like they were all speaking in a slangy, comedic style, and the way the female stars were laughing so hard made him feel like a complete idiot.

Therefore, he decisively stopped making a fool of himself, skipped the main table where Lu Lin was, and continued to tease other Hollywood celebrities.

The opening show proceeded smoothly until Conan, hoarse from speaking, left the stage, and Kevin Feige took his place as the presenter, awarding the first prize of the evening.

The award is in the technical category: [Best Cinematography]

The shortlisted films are...

Kevin Feige methodically read out the six nominated films. After a 3D holographic projection with a futuristic feel played a selection of clips from the nominated films, he solemnly and excitedly announced: "The winning film, *Lost in the East*, by Lu Lin!"

As the powerful Hollywood producer excitedly called out Lu Lin's name, the entire venue fell silent.

All eyes turned to Lu Lin, many in disbelief: "This Chinese womanizer actually managed to win an Oscar through PR?!"

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