Chinese entertainment industry in disarray? Hollywood goddess welcomes strict father!
Chapter 42: The phrase "Yanfu" in "Nalu Yanfu" is not mandatory!
Jiang Shuying was lost in thought by the large bed in the bedroom when she saw Lu Lin sneak in like a thief. She forced herself to get up and greet him.
Her appearance startled Lu Lin, who asked curiously, "What's wrong, Sister Shuying? You're usually so flirtatious, practically ready to devour me whole. Why are you so uninterested today?"
"You're the one who's really good at being provocative..."
Jiang Shuying playfully punched him, then narrowed her alluring eyes and questioned, "Have you been secretly taking male birth control pills lately?"
She and Liu Yan no longer needed to be Lu Lin's secretaries, but they didn't return to China to make money during this time.
Whenever Fan Dabing asked, the two would say they wanted to spend a few more days in Hollywood.
But actually...
Although Jiang Shuying didn't know what Liu Yan was thinking by lingering there, she only had two goals for staying.
First, we must take down Lu Lin!
Second, getting pregnant!
Once these two goals are achieved, she won't need to be a celebrity anymore, and Lu Lin can easily give her some money for baby formula, which will be enough for her to live a carefree and happy life.
Even if she's bored and wants to return to China to be a star, she can still roam freely in the Chinese entertainment industry. Lu Lin will make sure she's well taken care of for the sake of the child.
However, the idea was beautiful, but the reality was cruel!
She achieved her first goal with surprising ease; Lu Lin, who was usually indifferent to women, surprisingly did not refuse.
She could only interpret this as Lu Lin now being overseas and letting himself go.
And this was exactly what she wanted, almost making her overjoyed!
She was discovered and signed by Lu Lin's company when she was young after being admitted to the Shanghai Theatre Academy. She has known Lu Lin for at least ten years. She has transformed from an innocent girl into a charming and mature woman. Now she has finally achieved her wish and won Lu Lin's heart. It is a feeling of joy that comes after a long period of hard work.
Having tasted the sweetness of the sensual woman, she was indeed quite alluring. Whenever Lu Lin returned home during a break from his busy schedule, he would transform into her, like a juicer, hoping to complete his second goal as soon as possible.
The embarrassing thing is that Jiang Shuying has almost lost count of how many times she has tried to conceive with Lu Lin these past few days, but she still hasn't gotten pregnant. So she can't help but suspect that Lu Lin has been secretly taking birth control pills!
"Uh...does a male contraceptive pill even exist...?"
Lu Lin hesitated for a moment, then blinked his big eyes, and said with a wry smile, "Don't overthink it. I'm getting on in years now, and I don't lack money to raise children. I'd be happy to have a few more and enjoy the joys of raising children."
"So, even if male contraceptives existed, I wouldn't take them indiscriminately. You might not be able to detect it yet because it's too early in the pregnancy. Generally, even if you're pregnant, it's not immediately detectable. A more accurate test would be needed after about two weeks, when your progesterone levels show more significant changes!"
Jiang Shuying listened with a face full of suspicion, not because she doubted that Lu Lin was making things up, but because everything Lu Lin said was correct, exactly the same as what she had found online, which left her completely bewildered: "How can you, a grown man, know so much about women's pregnancy?"
Lu Lin: "..."
Can Lu Lin say that he also had a family in his past life?
Most married men with children know these things to some extent!
"I told you, I want a child too, so I specifically looked it up online. After all, if you get pregnant, you'll be my eldest son or daughter, how could I not care...?"
Lu Lin is a complete liar; he can lie without even stuttering.
Jiang Shuying didn't suspect anything, but after a moment of realization, she put on a mournful face and said, "I'm afraid I don't have the good fortune to give you an eldest son or daughter."
Lu Lin asked curiously, "Why do you say that?"
Jiang Shuying said dejectedly, "My period started this afternoon."
Lu Lin: "Uh..."
Whether a woman is pregnant or not can be accurately determined by observing her menstrual cycle.
Because pregnant or breastfeeding women will definitely not have their period.
Conversely, if you get your period, then you are definitely not pregnant!
"Well... I'll find some time to get a physical check-up later to see if doing too much needlework in the past affected the quality of my sperm. You can also get checked to see if there are any health problems. We're both young, no rush. With modern medical technology, we can definitely have children if we want to..."
While Lu Lin was saying comforting words, his mind was already racing.
He wasn't surprised that Jiang Shuying wasn't pregnant.
Because Nicole Kidman, who gave him her first taste of sex at the Oscars dinner, also got her period the day before yesterday.
She even called Lu Lin to deliver the bad news in utter disappointment, telling him to wait until her period was over before trying again, because she was determined to get pregnant.
Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise's marriage has not resulted in any children. Now that she has entered middle age, she is quite eager to have children.
In short...
Neither woman had gotten pregnant, so Lu Lin now had to reconsider the meaning of the word "Yanfu" in his new skill "Nalu Yanfu".
Although it looks very domineering, even a small umbrella can't stop it, and it seems like as long as there is close contact, a baby will definitely be born.
But now that I think about it, it was probably just to make sure that when he wanted a child, his partner would get pregnant.
Instead of forcing him to have a child whenever he has close physical contact with his partner, regardless of whether he wants a child or not.
In other words, the decision to have children with one's partner is not passive but active; it depends entirely on one's own subjective will!
When he had sex with Nicole Kidman, he didn't intend to have children with her, and he was speechless when he discovered that his penis was broken.
Later, when Jiang Shuying harassed him, he had already experienced the domineering nature of [Yanfu] through Nicole Kidman. Although he was willing to have a child with Jiang Shuying, he was very resistant to the system's domineering ways.
These two mindsets, though different, lead to the same conclusion: neither woman wants to have children, which is why neither of them got pregnant.
Otherwise, there's really no way to explain why the two women didn't get pregnant!
Surely his Mahayana sacred body isn't infertile?
Ring ring—
Lu Lin was having a brainstorming session when a sudden cell phone ringtone came from his pocket.
Lu Lin silently snapped out of his reverie, continuing to comfort the alluring woman by holding her waist, while pulling out his satellite phone to check and answer: "Hello, is something wrong, Aunt Liu?"
On the other end of the call, Liu's mother said softly, "Xiao Lu, why aren't you replying to my messages? Hurry up and bring everyone over to my house for dinner!"
This Aunt Da Mei is quite well-informed; she actually knew that Lu Lin, Master Huang, and the others had gone home.
But Lu Lin felt restless and uncomfortable thinking about her stepfather, Chen, and politely declined, saying, "I won't go. Let Xiaoming and the others go."
As if she could read minds, Mrs. Liu said reproachfully, "Don't worry, your Uncle Chen isn't home. He went to Washington for a business trip. Hurry up and come over."
Lu Lin: "..."
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