My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

Walking... no, taking a taxi, with our status, we should at least take a taxi back, right?

Zhang Chen hailed a paper taxi and drove all the way back to Taipingwu Community.

As soon as you enter the community gate, a cacophony of noise erupts; it's utter chaos.

Zhang Chen frowned, thinking to himself that he would have to move out of this place sooner or later. More people meant more chaos, more chaos meant more insecurity, and more insecurity meant... it was really insecure.

Instinctively clutching his pocket, Zhang Chen strode towards the entrance of Building 18.

He entered the room, walked through the corridor, and was just about to open the door when a loud voice suddenly rang out behind him.

"Goodness gracious, this is outrageous!"

Zhang Chen felt as if a thunderclap had exploded in his ears, startling him so much that he almost jumped three meters into the air.

Turning around, I saw that it was Aunt Zhao who had emerged from some corner and was now giving me a kind smile.

Zhang Chen was instantly startled, his hair standing on end. He suddenly remembered Aunt Zhao's identity as a member of the neighborhood committee... Did I somehow ruin my blind date? Does Aunt Zhao know that?

He was too busy having fun yesterday to think about it much when he got back. Well, mainly because he didn't see Aunt Zhao.

Seeing her wrinkled face now, I immediately thought of what I had done.

There shouldn't be any legal risks, right?

Don't get caught by the police.

"Aunt Zhao, um, what brings you here all of a sudden?"

Zhang Chen took a deep breath, steadied himself, smiled, and asked cautiously with a hint of flattery.

"Why are you here? Unlike blind dates, were you satisfied with that girl Ye Wei? Ye Wei even told me she wanted to date you, but I was busy and couldn't. I only came to date you after I finished all that work!"

Aunt Zhao rattled off a long string of words in one breath.

Zhang Chen was completely bewildered, not understanding a word.

"Auntie, can you speak Mandarin?"

He scratched his head, a little embarrassed, but looking at Aunt Zhao's expression... she probably didn't know that he had ruined the blind date.

"What, table, head, then..."

Seeing that Aunt Zhao was about to start speaking in authentic Central Plains Mandarin again, Zhang Chen quickly reached out to stop her.

Goodness, I can't understand your Mandarin either, ma'am.

"Hey, ma'am, let's just forget about this blind date. They didn't even like me; they thought I was too poor!"

Zhang Chen said.

Aunt Zhao glared at her. "No? Didn't you hear what I just said?"

The girl you met on a blind date is very satisfied with you.

Just as she was about to speak, she suddenly heard a sweet female voice coming from the end of the corridor.

"Zhang Chen? Why haven't you come to see me? How annoying!"

The last two words, "I hate you," carried a hint of shyness, a touch of coquetry, and a hint of...resentment, which made Zhang Chen's hair stand on end.

That voice is so familiar.

My neck stiffened as I turned around, and sure enough, I saw a tall, beautiful woman with long legs standing prettily at the entrance. She was wearing black openwork stockings, crystal high-heeled sandals, a short skirt, and carrying a bag. Her eyes were full of affection, like a young wife.

Who else could it be but Ye Wei?

Zhang Chen's scalp tingled instantly.

My consciousness was instantly pulled back to that crazy stairwell.

He clearly remembered Ye Wei yelling at him from inside the trash can, saying that someone had dined and dashed.

He remembered even more clearly that sexy, round buttocks...

How did Ye Wei, whom he had already crushed to pieces, suddenly come back to life?

They even came directly to my house?

Zhang Chen was completely dumbfounded, staring at her without blinking. Her figure, her long legs, her beautiful face... they were exactly the same.

Even the hole in the lace stockings was exactly the same.

Don't ask her how she knew about that hole; she's just been craving it for a long time.

But how could a paper doll that was already dead suddenly come back to life?

You should know that he has been dead for a year, so he still understands some basic rules. After the paper figure is destroyed, it will inevitably turn into ashes and disappear into thin air.

But what's in front of me... could it be... a twin?

That doesn't make sense either. Usually, when burning paper figures, you don't burn twins.

Moreover, Zhang Chen felt that there was something wrong with the way she looked at him. Although it was full of affection and a little resentment, he could also see a hint of mockery hidden in it.

She's definitely seeking revenge on me.

No one else knew that Zhang Chen was feeling a chill run down his spine and his hair stood on end.

They even thought their poor neighbor had struck it lucky to be chosen by such a beautiful young rich woman, and they were all so envious that their mouths were watering.

"Holy crap, it's so beautiful!"

"Xiao Zhang is so lucky! How could he find such a great match on a blind date?"

"Look at Xiao Zhang's eyes, they're practically glued to him!"

……

There was a lot of discussion in the corridor.

At first there weren't many people, but in no time, all the old bachelors and single men suddenly appeared.

Even Zhao Dezhu, who had just gotten a new wife, couldn't help but open the door and drool as he looked at Ye Wei.

"Look? Still looking? I'll gouge your eyes out!"

Zhao Dezhu had just glanced at her when he suddenly heard an angry shout beside him. He saw his young wife, whom he had just brought home yesterday, with one hand on her hip and the other grabbing his ear as she dragged him into the house.

"Ouch, honey, slow down!"

"Ouch, hiss, loosen your grip!"

"Clang!"

The door closed, and the group of bachelors looked at each other blankly before bursting into laughter.

But Zhang Chen doesn't care about that at all right now.

He stared intently at Ye Wei, the paper doll who had seemingly come back to life, and even subconsciously took a step back, ready to slip away at any moment and become a slippery kid.

"Trying to run away? Not a chance! I've taken a liking to you. What? You don't want to take responsibility after you're done playing?"

Ye Wei's words were like a thunderclap from a clear sky, booming and echoing throughout the corridor.

"Holy crap, that's amazing?"

"Xiao Zhang, this is wrong of you. If you can't do it, let me do it!"

"Get out of here! You old codger in your seventies or eighties, trying to date young girls? Take a good look at yourself in the mirror!"

"So what if I'm seventy or eighty? Grandpa's amazing, you're so envious!"

"Wow, that's impressive. Did you last a minute?"

"Damn, are you looking for trouble?"

I just can't stand the sight of you!

……

It was chaotic, extremely chaotic.

But Zhang Chen ignored him and just stared at Ye Wei. He had originally wanted to slip, but now he couldn't, because quite a few people were watching him.

Even Aunt Zhao looked surprised, then solemnly asked Zhang Chen, "Goodness, will it work?"

"Auntie, that's not how it is!"

He understood what she meant and wanted to explain, but Ye Wei immediately transformed into a movie star, bursting into tears and accusing Zhang Chen of his evil deeds.

"Aunt Zhao, look at me! I was just trying to help him out. He even went to a hotel with me yesterday, and I gave him everything. Now he's denying it? Tell me, isn't he a scoundrel?"

As she spoke, Ye Wei sobbed twice and wiped her tears with the back of her hand.

The moment that little trick was used, wow, everyone went wild.

A few guys who had been single for a long time and whose eyes were practically glowing with lust rolled up their sleeves, looking ready to fight, like brutes ready to stand up for their goddesses.