My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

Zhang Chen felt a chill run down his spine.

At the same time, he thought to himself that Ye Wei was quite cunning; there was simply no way to explain this kind of thing, and it was the kind of thing that would only make things worse the more you tried to explain it.

The point is, even if I actually did it, it's fine, but I didn't touch a single finger.

Hmm? No, I did touch PG, and I almost let desire take over my body.

But in the end, I didn't touch you, did I? I just stomped on your head and crushed your butt, was it really that big of a deal?

Before Zhang Chen could even speak, Ye Wei pretended to wipe away her "tears" and hurriedly explained to those around her, "Brothers, uncles, please don't make things difficult for him. Although he doesn't want to take responsibility, I'm already his woman. I'm his daughter-in-law. No matter where I go, I'll only love him. Please don't target my husband!"

Zhang Chen gritted his teeth. What a clever tactic of retreating to advance! What a seemingly weak woman!

He...is utterly speechless.

The key issue is that he's unsure what Ye Wei is trying to do.

Want your money back for the meal? No, you didn't spend any money.

Want your life back? Well, you've already been resurrected, so what's it to me?

His face was dark, his heart was heavy, and he remained silent.

The neighbors on the same floor, however, stopped talking to Ye Wei and sighed with emotion.

"What a wonderful girl!"

"Yes, they're so kind, how could they be so heartless?"

"Little Zhang, I'm a few years older than you, practically your uncle. That's just how life is. If you marry into a good family, you have to settle down and live a stable life. Young people, being more mature won't hurt!"

"Exactly, look, they've already come after you, and you're still refusing?"

"Go and comfort her quickly!"

Many people are advising Zhang Chen.

Zhang Chen's eyelids twitched. Realizing that staying here would only lead to an uncontrollable situation, he immediately nodded as if he had figured things out and said, "Uncles and elders are right, I was wrong. I'll try to appease them!"

After saying that, he walked directly up to Ye Wei, grabbed her hand, and interlocked their fingers.

"Honey, shall we go get some coffee?"

As he spoke, he tightened his grip, only to find that the hand he was holding had no warmth. With a little force, the hand seemed to deflate, clearly hollow inside.

Needless to say, it is indeed a female paper doll.

"Great, you finally said yes!"

Ye Wei showed her surprise at the right time.

But at the same time, she leaned close to Zhang Chen's ear and whispered, "Don't try to expose my identity as a paper doll, it's useless!"

Zhang Chen frowned, and his hands unconsciously relaxed a little.

Although Ye Wei's words carried a hint of threat, to be fair, they were indeed as she said, completely useless.

Where is this? This is the world of the dead.

Even though paper figures are dolls, toys, and have owners, is it strange that you would want a paper figure as your wife when you're already living in a coffin room?

This building has eighteen floors; which floor doesn't have a few?

If he actually crushed her hand, revealing Ye Wei's identity as a paper doll, everyone present would think Zhang Chen was a lunatic for being willing to give up such a sexy doll.

Besides, there's also Matchmaker Zhao.

Don't be fooled by the fact that Zhao the matchmaker specializes in matchmaking and ghost marriages; she actually works for the neighborhood committee and is a legitimate employee.

Don't be fooled by his previous criticism of Zhao the matchmaker for speaking to people in a human way and to ghosts in a ghost way; you can't just say whatever you want to her face, or you might run into trouble.

Besides, who knows if they're colluding?

However, I felt a little frustrated and depressed.

Am I wrong to want to find a proper female ghost?

Am I wrong for not liking female characters?

Well, someone like Ye Wei wouldn't be out of the question.

She was even prepared to ask for his help, but wasn't it because she looked down on him for being poor? Was she calling herself a poor wretch? And was she planning to rip her off?

Now that she's already come all this way, and even put on this show of a rich young woman falling in love with a handsome young man at first sight, wouldn't it be a shame not to charge her some interest for her heartfelt confession?

He immediately curled his lips into a smile, leaned close to her ear, and said with a grin, "How could that be, my dear wife!"

Ye Wei's brows furrowed imperceptibly.

The next moment, Zhang Chen grabbed her head and gave her a passionate kiss in public.

This completely baffled Ye Wei.

He grabbed Zhang Chen's chest with both hands and pushed him hard.

But this guy is so strong, and... she suddenly realized that if she broke free, it wouldn't fit the "role" she had just played.

Gradually, those hands lost their strength.

Seeing this, Matchmaker Zhao couldn't stop laughing.

Doesn't this mean they've become a couple again?

Everyone else was incredibly envious and jealous.

They were all so eager to see that they practically turned their eyes into magnifying glasses.

I have to say, the feeling of being a female paper doll is really quite nice.

Zhang Chen's hands, without him even realizing it...

"That's enough!"

Just as they were about to touch, Ye Wei suddenly pushed hard, separating the two. Her beautiful eyes were filled with anger, and she whispered a shout.

Seeing her embarrassed and angry expression, Zhang Chen smiled slightly. "Weiwei, what's wrong? I just missed you. What's wrong with being affectionate? We're neighbors, can't we even see each other kissing?"

Ye Wei was furious, but she really couldn't let it out now.

She immediately changed her expression, from anger to shyness like a timid young wife.

"No way! How can I let others see my private matters? I'm embarrassed!"

Zhang Chen chuckled.

Although Ye Wei's behavior was very deceptive, Zhang Chen knew this girl's temper.

If she hadn't been ruined by the character she played, she would have slapped herself twice.

But...should we go to extremes?

Zhang Chen stroked his chin, then suddenly grabbed her hand and dragged her into his coffin-shaped room.

"What are you doing?"

Ye Wei panicked immediately.

"Well, now that we're all family, I'm in a real hurry, a really big hurry. You can ask my neighbors if I'm not anxious!"

The surrounding audience had absolutely no idea that such a good thing could happen.

Upon hearing Zhang Chen's words, they all started to make a fuss.

"It's urgent! Xiao Zhang has been saving for a year!"

"You bet! Every morning I hear a thumping sound coming from his room, like he's striking a wooden fish, but he doesn't have a mallet. Guess what he's using to strike it?"

"Yes, yes, I can vouch for it. Xiao Zhang was in a real hurry. The last time he met Hai Ge's girlfriend, she just swallowed hard!"

……

Everyone was chiming in, and the energy they were creating was incredible.

There's nothing we can do. Even though we can't eat meat, just hearing a sound can satisfy our cravings.

I listened to Zhao Dezhu all night yesterday, so I'll try something different today.

After all, coffin houses aren't soundproof.

Upon hearing this, Ye Wei immediately panicked and quickly tried to pull her hand away, saying, "No, no, this is broad daylight, you can't do that!"

"Daytime? We still have daytime here?"

Zhang Chen countered with a question.

Ye Wei's face flushed red, and her eyes held a hidden hatred, but she couldn't say it aloud. She only said, "I'm not used to so many people. Besides, didn't you invite me for coffee?"

"I'll drink my coffee later, I'm in a hurry!"

Zhang Chen ignored her and kept pulling her inside.