My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.
Chapter 14 Comparing yourself to Brother Hai? No, you're only worthy of comparing yourself to h
"Zhang Chen!!"
Ye Wei was really anxious. Her voice instantly rose eight octaves, and she forcefully shook off Zhang Chen's pull. Her face was constantly changing, and her chest was heaving... Well, what heaving? The paper doll wasn't even breathing!
This sudden outburst stunned the neighbors who were watching the spectacle, and the scene immediately fell silent, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
"See, you're getting impatient!"
Zhang Chen didn't care, shrugged, and calmly watched her perform.
Pretending? Let's see if you can keep up the act.
Ye Wei was furious. In this situation, it would be better to just take a hard line.
You want to force me? Are you kidding me? I haven't even settled the score with you for killing me, and you still want a reward?
Damn it, at worst we'll both perish.
At this tense moment, Aunt Zhao immediately displayed her unique skills as a neighborhood committee auntie, stepping forward and grabbing Zhang Chen's arm. She earnestly lectured him in the Central Plains dialect, "Sweetie, don't be so hasty. Many people in town are watching you. Do you think Ra Niu Niu will forgive you? Don't you want to think about this!"
Zhang Chen scratched his head, not quite understanding, but he roughly got the gist of it.
After finishing talking to Zhang Chen, Aunt Zhao turned to Ye Wei, took her hand with one hand, patted the back of her hand with the other, and spoke kindly to Zhang Chen, "Niu Niu, our little girl is angry. Little Zhang is so good, unlike Mo's wife, who's always so anxious. Let's go out and talk to her. Too many people will only make things more chaotic!"
"Yes, I know, the old lady is right!"
Ye Wei suppressed her anger, wiped her eyes with a wronged expression, and pretended to be a wronged little wife, which made the group of single men even angrier.
Zhang Chen frowned, his gaze fixed on Aunt Zhao's hands.
Aunt Zhao is a shrewd person; she can tell the difference between a dead person's hand and a paper doll's hand by touch.
But seeing that she touched it for a long time without any reaction, Zhang Chen knew that this Aunt Zhao was shrewd and wouldn't let him suffer a loss.
The matchmaker's reputation is what she cares about most. If others find out that she found a woman for Zhang Chen, her reputation will be ruined.
No, not necessarily. With Aunt Zhao's shrewdness, even if she really found out, all she has to do is say that the person she introduced was a woman, and who can say anything about it?
Don't you want to find a wife?
Do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?
Could it be... Anyway, it's impossible to offend Aunt Zhao.
They're legitimate community workers, responsible for assigning wives to women. Who would dare offend them?
Thinking of this, Zhang Chen sighed inwardly, glanced at the messy corridor and Ye Wei, then smiled at Aunt Zhao and said, "Aunt Zhao is right, I was too hasty. Let's go on our date then."
He didn't want to tolerate it anymore and just wanted to resolve the issue as soon as possible.
Upon hearing Zhang Chen's words, Ye Wei was immediately delighted. She even took his arm and said with a smile, "Let's go, husband!"
This shout made Zhang Chen's hair stand on end, but at the same time, it made his blood boil.
How about we get a room?
Anyway, it doesn't matter how you make money, right?
Blind dates are like a long-term meal ticket; if we buy it out for one day right now, it shouldn't be a problem, right?
Of course, this was just a worm crawling into his brain.
The state where desire suddenly kicks reason away.
It's obvious that this is impossible if you think about it for a moment.
He had already kicked Ye Wei to death, so how could she not seek revenge after she was resurrected?
I still want to eat seafood and pick cherries. How can you be so wishful?
So... in the blink of an eye, reason kicked desire off the high building.
"Honey, where should we go for coffee?"
Ye Wei linked arms with him, her soft, sweet voice carrying a hint of coquetry, making all the old bachelors incredibly envious.
But only Zhang Chen knew that she was just pretending to hold him up; they weren't actually touching.
Zhang Chen still doesn't quite understand why she lured him out; it's just too strange.
Why not tell the truth?
"Honey, wherever you want to go, we'll go!"
Zhang Chen replied mechanically.
"Then... Century Plaza?"
When Ye Wei said the place name, there was even a hint of gritted teeth in her voice.
Zhang Chen kept his eyes down and pretended it was the first time he had heard the place name.
"Sure, no problem!"
He remained calm and responded with a single sentence.
"So, honey, do you have any money? Don't let anyone detain you, tear you apart, and twist your head off to use as a football!"
Ye Wei smiled slightly, her eyes narrowing as she looked at Zhang Chen, like a hunter locking onto its prey.
"How could that be? Only a paper doll would act like that. I'm dead, but I'm a legitimate guest!"
Zhang Chen retaliated.
Ye Wei's face darkened; this had hit a nerve.
As they spoke, the two had already reached the door.
Just as she was about to leave, she heard a sudden commotion behind her, and Aunt Zhao was surrounded by a crowd.
"Auntie, could you introduce me to someone too? I don't have high requirements, just someone like Xiao Zhang's wife!"
"Auntie, no, ma'am, grandma, I've been single for over ten years, could you introduce me to someone? I don't have high requirements..."
……
A group of people surrounded Aunt Zhao, asking for introductions.
Aunt Zhao was beaming from ear to ear, spreading her hands and saying with a smile, "Referral fee, the more the better, the less the better, as long as there's money, Auntie will get it done for you!"
Zhang Chen glanced back and thought to himself, "This Aunt Zhao really knows how to do business. What do you call that? That's called GG! She's become a benchmark."
As Zhang Chen walked out of Building 18 and out of the Taipingwu residential area, he looked up at the hazy sky and suddenly realized that he seemed to have overlooked a phenomenon all along.
Why did the sky, which was clearly black, appear to him like it was daytime?
I don't understand, but it seems like no one else thinks it's wrong.
"What, you have the guts to ruin me, but not the guts to take responsibility?"
At this moment, Ye Wei gave a cold laugh, her tone mocking, but she never let go of the arm she was holding.
"Your words are a bit ambiguous. The word '弄' has too broad a meaning; it easily reminds me of Brother Hai!"
Zhang Chen stared at her with a look that suggested he was looking at a chicken.
"You're comparing me to that pimp?"
Ye Wei was furious.
"That's not it, it's comparing you to the paper dolls in Hai Ge's hands. Compared to them, you're even more despicable!"
Zhang Chen was merciless in his criticism.
But at the same time, he was also startled. Ye Wei actually knew about Hai Ge? She must have investigated him long ago.
"you……"
Ye Wei was furious.
Zhang Chen sneered and tried to shake off her arm, but he couldn't shake it off at all.
After thinking about it, I decided against it and just asked out of curiosity, "Are you really Ye Wei?"
"Of course! What, back in the stairwell, you were staring at my butt, trying to steal it? Aren't you shameless?"
Zhang Chen couldn't help but take another look, and they really were exactly the same.
"I find it hard to believe that a paper doll turned to ashes could come back to life!"
He shook his head, unable to believe it.
If you're talking about a broken arm or a rotten chest, you can still salvage it.
But resurrection? Never heard of it.
"Heh, who do you think you are? There are plenty of things you haven't heard of!"
Ye Wei sneered.
Zhang Chen wasn't annoyed, and calmly asked the most important question, "What exactly do you want?"
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