In Douluo Continent, my summoning of Naxi Da was exposed by the heavens.
Chapter 497 Funny Mini-Theater
Sandoni was killed by Dottoré once, and he would certainly remember that for the rest of his life.
The scene then shifts to the Moon Cage.
Aria: "Looks like she's a shy little sister. Of course, that's fine."
Columbia: "Alright then."
Let's switch back to Dotole.
Dotole: "Sounds like a grumpy friend, not necessarily a bad one."
Traveler: "I XXXX, XXXX..."
The traveler launched into a tirade of insults at Dotole.
Seeing the travelers vehemently criticizing Dotole made Sandone feel much better.
"That bastard Dotole deserves to be cursed. I never expected the traveler in the small theater to be such a good swearer. It's quite impressive."
"The traveler, he really doesn't talk much; it's usually Paimon who keeps talking."
Arecino is well aware of this.
Returning to the celestial screen.
Columbia: "Where am I?"
Sannada: "This is... Luna Resort."
Colombia: "Then I want a refund."
Sannada: "No returns or exchanges once sold."
Columbia: "Felice learned that from you guys, didn't he?"
The camera briefly cut to Philin.
Flins: "You know what I'm going to say."
Sannada's lips twitched, while Apep laughed.
"Hahaha, hahaha, so it's Moon Goddess Resort. Did you have fun at the resort?"
"Shut up."
Calling the Moon's Cage a resort is a truly hellish joke.
The camera then switched back to Dotole.
Traveler: "Where is this place?"
Dotole: "This is a paradise built for you."
Traveler: "Then please leave my paradise; you are not welcome."
Dotole: "It's really heartbreaking."
Traveler: "Then let's leave quickly."
Dotole: "I'm too sad to move. I'll stay a little longer."
Traveler: "Have you no shame?"
Dotole: "No, thank you, I have my own."
The traveler also wore a deadpan expression.
Traveler: "What's wrong with you?"
Switch to the Moon Cage.
Columbia: "This looks like a giant birdcage, but there are no birds."
Canon: "There are still a few."
Columbia: "Where is it?"
Canon: "My poor little pigeon, I am your sister Canon, the little bird."
This is your Golden Sparrow sister, Aria, and your Red Sparrow sister, Sanada.
Columbia: "But why are you sparrows, and I'm a little pigeon?"
Canon: "Don't worry about those important points, there's still a chicken."
The scene suddenly shifts to Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun Xianyun.
Xianyun: "How dare you! Which chicken are you talking about?"
Columbia: "That makes sense."
Xianyun: "How dare you! What's the logic behind this?"
Columbia: "A caged bird, I understand, this is a prison."
Sannada: "What? This is a prison? Isn't this the Luna Resort?"
Xianyun: "What? This is a prison? Isn't this an amusement park?"
Aria: "Yes, this is the prison where the Dragon King imprisons the Moon Goddess."
Xianyun: "That Vilette? I have some connection with her."
Canon: "Who is that guest?"
Xianyun: "That's Apep? I was inside her womb, so I've had some dealings with her."
Aria: "Not this one."
Xianyun: "It couldn't possibly be A Qiao, could it? How could that little thing be so naughty?"
Sannada: "One of those thirteen egg rolls?"
Xianyun: "What egg rolls?"
Sannada: "Those were the three lords on the Fire Dragon King's side. Later, when the kingdom collapsed and the palace crumbled, they were almost wiped out."
Xianyun: "So that's how it is. Then who else could it be?"
Canon: "It is the original dragon king, Nibelungen."
Xianyun: "Who?"
Arya: "Nibelungen..."
Xianyun fell silent, and then...
Xianyun: "Oh dear, I think I have a few flowers I haven't collected yet. I'll go back and water some clothes first. You guys continue to worry about me, no need to chat!"
Seeing this, Rosalyn couldn't hold back any longer.
"Hahaha, hahaha, this is really hilarious. Mentioning Nibelungen, this Liyue immortal is so scared that he can't even speak coherently."
"Did this Liyue master really have any connection with Navelette?"
Arecino was somewhat suspicious; she had not seen Xianyun in Fontaine.
Little did she know that Vilette had been to Liyue for the Lantern Festival and had bought 10 boxes of tea at half price, which she then distributed everywhere after returning home.
Apep scoffed, "When did this bird ever stay inside my stomach? Nonsense!"
Returning to the view in the sky, the scene has now switched back to the Traveler and Dotole.
Traveler: "Are you saying that you resurrected the Moon Hunters, set a trap to capture Columbia, and went to great lengths to create the Moon Marrow, just to play house with the power of the Three Moons?"
You could easily hire someone to act in this kind of thing with Mora. If you spend a little, maybe even the Geo Archon could be an extra if the price is right.
The scene suddenly shifts to Zhongli, who is sitting opposite Prince Dadalia.
Zhong Li: "It was just some money spent by the Fools, you don't have to make me sound like this, do you?"
Dotole: "It still requires some skill. I have control over these people's thoughts, actions, and language."
This is walking, this is jumping, this is grinning and laughing…
Traveler: "What about using the restroom?"
Dotole: "That would require a sophisticated... but that's beyond the scope of our discussion."
Traveler: "Eh..."
Amid the traveler's disdain, the scene shifts back to the Moon's Cage.
Columbia: "What do you need me for?"
Arya: "Columbia, is there anything we can help you with? Just say it."
Columbia: "I want to sing while lying on the windowsill of Sandoni."
Canon: "Who is Sandogne?"
Aria: "What song should we sing?"
Sannada: "What is a windowsill?"
Canon and Aria both looked at Sannada. What is a windowsill? How could you ask such a question?
Switch back to the Traveler's perspective.
Traveler: "What exactly are you trying to do by arresting me?"
Dotole: "Plotting? I just want a win-win cooperation. Achieve my goal, and I'll give you what you ask for."
Traveler: "Can I have anything I want?"
Dottore: "Is there anything the God of March cannot give you?"
Traveler: "I want Columbia."
Dotole: "Don't I look like Columbia?"
Traveler: "Then I want those three pieces of lunar marrow."
Dotore: "I can understand wanting those two, but why do you need the artificial lunar marrow too? What use would it be to you?"
Traveler: "I'm going to put that man-made thing on a slingshot and smash your windows in the middle of the night."
Seeing the traveler say such funny things with such a serious expression, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong from Douluo Continent couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, hahaha, that's hilarious! Breaking your window in the middle of the night, how could you even think of that?"
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