Don't try to cultivate immortality; mortals live longer than immortals.

"What are you thinking? I'm just teaching you some basic principles of cultivation and explaining the basic techniques for guiding Qi into the body. It's more than enough for me. Do you really think that I, a dignified Golden Core cultivator, would personally teach you newbies how to refine Qi?"

A smile appeared on Tang Ya's face, her expression so realistic that it was indistinguishable from a real person.

Even more outrageous, students sitting in the first row close to the podium could clearly smell the mixture of perfume and shower gel on her.

???

Everyone was completely bewildered. Did the Divine Strategist Xuan Ou also need to take a bath? And even apply perfume and do a face mask?

Are you planning to get some beauty sleep?

"Alright, let's turn to page 10 of the textbook now."

Before the thought had even crossed his mind, Tang Ya's clear and gentle voice had already reached his ears.

However, everyone who heard this was completely dumbfounded.

What?

"Did I just stand there in a daze for this long after turning to page 10?"

How come the teacher has already reached page 10 in the blink of an eye?

What should I do? I didn't hear a single word before. What should I do?

If I'm considered to be slacking off, will I be punished by having to eat some terrible food for lunch today?

Thinking of this, the guys who had been daydreaming turned green with shock and immediately sat up straight, listening attentively to Tang Ya's lecture on the basics of cultivation.

Then, upon hearing this, everyone was stunned again, because they realized that Teacher Tang was actually skipping around while speaking.

"The phrases that came out of her mouth most often were, 'Based on the above, it is easy to see...'"

"In summary, the following steps are quite simple. As students in the top class, you can verify them yourselves. Yes, that was step 3 just now. Now we can skip directly to step 7..."

"..."

Those below were already bewildered and disoriented...

He screamed desperately in his heart.

"Hey, teacher, you're a Golden Core Ancestor, so these basic cultivation courses are obviously easy for you to understand and deduce. But have you ever considered that we're all newbies who don't know anything yet..."

"Are you sure you're serious about skipping these steps so frantically? Aren't you afraid you'll suffer a qi deviation when we guide the spiritual energy into your body later?"

Everyone was numb.

Even Duan Xuan, this transmigrator and super genius with a true celestial spiritual root, was completely bewildered at this moment. Yet, he managed to find a few traces of the feeling he had when he was in college, when he was completely overwhelmed by advanced mathematics...

The professor from back then also lectured for dozens of pages in a single class. His favorite thing to do was to jump down wildly, and his phrase "easy to understand, easy to overturn" was exactly the same as the teacher in front of me.

But if you can't understand advanced mathematics, at most you'll fail the course. But guiding spiritual energy into the body, if you make a mistake, it could really kill you.

Could this teacher be an imposter from a hostile force?

This thought even comes to mind involuntarily for many people.

The consequence of this is that the more absurd the other party's teaching methods seem, the less dare anyone to slack off. This has nothing to do with terrible cooking; it's about not wanting to be tricked and killed here for no reason.

As the saying goes, even if you haven't eaten pork, you've always seen pigs run. In simulation-style cultivation games, failing to guide spiritual energy into your body, if you're unlucky, could really result in your health bar being drastically reduced.

If I don't want to die, how dare I slack off?

If a teacher is unreliable, but it concerns your life, shouldn't you be more attentive?

So everyone sat up straight and listened attentively, not daring to be careless with a single word.

However, the frustrating part came when everyone tried their best. The problem was that the other party's method of skipping around dozens of pages at a time made it really difficult to understand.

Many students had beads of sweat on their foreheads, after all, the teacher had just explained that today's first lesson was about theoretical foundations, including the principles of cultivating immortality and the basic techniques for drawing spiritual energy into the body.

Section 2 will then immediately move into the practical phase...

Everyone was stunned.

He thought there was something wrong with his ears.

We've only had one class, and you're already telling us to start working like crazy... no, to start putting it into practice?

Are you kidding me? How confident is the school that we won't go mad, or do you, teacher, have some deep-seated grudge against us that you haven't mentioned?

With such trepidation, the students began to study frantically, listening intently to the teacher while frantically flipping through their books.

It was as if a terrifying monster was chasing us, and we dared not waste a single moment.

Everyone's learning attitude has been corrected to the maximum.

Tang Ya saw all of this clearly, and a mysterious smile appeared on her lips.

You little rascals, you know you won't study hard unless I use some tricks.

Now, not only is it ensured that everyone has an impeccable learning attitude, but more importantly, everyone is extremely nervous at this moment.

Look at these little guys in front of you, each one of them is highly focused and their bodies are taut. This state is the most suitable for guiding spiritual energy into their bodies.

As for... the risk of going astray in cultivation?

What a joke! These young girls are actually taking the game seriously.

It's important to understand that there's a difference between reality and games. Even in a 100% simulation of cultivation, many of the settings are based on the ancient cultivation practices.

As for now, have he gone mad with evil?

nonexistent.

At least, the process of guiding spiritual energy into the body is the most basic and crucial step on the path to immortality, and it has long been studied as a discipline.

This is what I did for my undergraduate thesis.

The research direction I chose during my master's studies explored this issue even more deeply.

It is precisely because of this foundation that she was chosen as the homeroom teacher for these little ones' first year.

Tang Ya was very happy, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. She also had high hopes for these top students. If nothing went wrong, given their current state, at least 80% of the students in the class would be able to successfully guide spiritual energy into their bodies on the first try, thus embarking on the path of immortality and becoming cultivators at the first level of Qi Refining.

Of course, she wouldn't tell these thoughts to those below her.

On the contrary, we need to find ways to keep them in this state of high tension and fear, so that they may be able to achieve their KPIs.

……

"Ah Xuan, what should we do?"

As the bell rang, many students were startled.

The next class is a practical lesson, which is crucial to whether they will go astray. This teacher is really terrible.

However, no one dared to speak out against their anger, since the person in front of them was both their homeroom teacher and a Golden Core Ancestor. Regardless of which identity they held, they were people they could not afford to offend.

At this moment, not to mention ordinary classmates, even Zhou Ran, who had awakened his goofy spiritual root, was extremely flustered.

That's why such a naive question was asked.