Don't try to cultivate immortality; mortals live longer than immortals.

Unbeknownst to Zhou Ran, Duan Xuan was also furiously complaining to the system at that very moment.

"Lingyun, is there something wrong with this teacher? Even if she's in a bad mood, she shouldn't take it out on us like this, making serious cultivation seem so childish. Going into qi deviation is no joke."

Seeing Duan Xuan looking like he was facing a formidable enemy, Ling Yun couldn't help but chuckle and comfort him, "Host, don't worry. Teacher Tang is fine. She's not deliberately teasing you. On the contrary, she's a homeroom teacher with a wealth of teaching experience. Calling her a good teacher is no problem at all."

"..."

What?

Duan Xuan was completely bewildered.

A good teacher?

System, are you fucking kidding me?

The other party has just given us a theoretical lesson, and now they want us to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into our bodies.

This is... and you call him a good teacher?

Do you know that the next step could be fatal if you're not careful?

Lingyun smiled slightly and offered an explanation.

……

After a short while, having heard the whole story, Duan Xuan's face showed a hint of doubt: "Is that so? The more nervous and anxious you are, the more focused you are, the better it is at guiding vital energy into your body..."

"But system, you've explained all the details so clearly, aren't you afraid I'll fail when I try it?"

Lingyun smiled.

"How is that possible? Host, you possess a true Heavenly Spiritual Root, your talent is already at its maximum level. Calling you a chosen one of the plane wouldn't be an exaggeration. With your aptitude, your innate affinity for spiritual energy has already reached saturation. How could there be any possibility of failure?"

"Actually, it's not just you. As students in the top class, most of you won't be stuck at the bottleneck you're facing. After all, guiding the energy of heaven and earth into your body is just a very basic operation. This homeroom teacher is just using a combination of coaxing and intimidation to increase the success rate and KPIs."

"Improve success rate and KPIs?"

"Yes, as the homeroom teacher of the top class, she naturally receives a bonus for the students' good grades. Of course, this bonus might not be what you're thinking..."

Duan Xuan and Ling Yun didn't continue their conversation because the bell rang for class, and this was a practical lesson.

Duan Xuan turned his head and looked around, only to see that his classmates were all trembling with fear.

Who isn't afraid?

In the last class, although everyone was 100% focused, the homeroom teacher kept jumping around in his lecture from beginning to end.

The whole class was like being on an airplane; everyone was completely lost. Forget about the theoretical foundation of cultivation and the techniques for guiding the primordial energy of heaven and earth into the body, they didn't even understand many of the most basic knowledge points.

And now, they're forcing us into this situation, forcing us to put it into practice...

Worry and anxiety filled the air; many students' faces were pale.

Tang Ya led them to the playground.

The students were surprised to find that their class was the only one on the huge playground.

Immediately, someone raised their hand: "Teacher, what about the students from the other classes?"

"Other classes?" Tang Ya's face revealed a meaningful smile: "Of course they are learning theoretical knowledge. It will take at least ten days to half a month before they start practicing and guiding the primordial energy of heaven and earth into their bodies."

What?

"..."

Everyone was stunned.

Immediately, the crowd became agitated, and protests erupted from all sides.

"Ten days? Half a month?"

"Are you kidding me? Why were we dragged into this practical exercise after only one class?"

"That's too much. This isn't how you bully someone."

"Teacher, you must be targeting us."

……

In an instant, the playground erupted in chaos. The students' faces turned red, and every face was filled with resentment and anger.

This is outrageous!

"Where is fairness? Is there no justice left?"

"Fairness? Natural justice?" Tang Ya's face revealed a disdainful smile and contempt: "Have some shame! You're the top class, your teaching pace is faster than other classes, isn't that perfectly natural, like the way of the world?"

That makes a lot of sense.

For a moment, the students were speechless, but soon some of them realized what was going on.

That's not right. It's reasonable that the teaching speed in the elite class is fast, but is this speed reasonable?

What others consider a ten-day or half-month teaching plan, you compress into a single lesson?

The students protested.

The sounds of drums and shouts rose and fell, and the noise grew louder and louder.

Then, the students who made the most noise were hung up and beaten... Yes, literally beaten!

Tang Ya merely raised her right hand slightly, and those guys involuntarily flew up.

Then the person was suspended in mid-air, unable to move, as if bound by some force.

But unfortunately, that power is neither visible nor intangible.

Then, Tang Ya spanked him.

The whole process was as smooth as flowing water.

To be honest, Tang Ya was very careful with her punches; they didn't hurt much, let alone cause injury. But the key point was that being spanked in front of the whole class brought her shame to the maximum.

This... is immortal magic?

The students were stunned. Only then did they realize that the person in front of them was not just their homeroom teacher, but also a Golden Core Ancestor.

Even if it wasn't the real body that came, but merely a divine puppet controlled by a split wisp of divine soul, it was still not something they could contend with. The opponent could easily suppress any dissenting voices and beat everyone to a pulp.

Is this... the survival of the fittest in the cultivation world?

Some recalled that in the previous class, Teacher Tang talked about the rules of the cultivation world, and they didn't expect to have a personal understanding of them so quickly.

Everyone shrank back; no one was foolish enough to be the first to stick their neck out at this point.

Seeing that the little ones had behaved, Tang Ya looked up, her gaze sweeping over everyone's faces, and then a smug smile appeared on her lips: "Alright, everyone, take out your phones now."

What?

Everyone was completely bewildered!

If the plan was to guide the vital energy of heaven and earth into the body, why are we suddenly being asked to use our phones?

Despite their doubts, everyone obediently did as instructed.

Then, Xianxin received a new message in the class group chat, which included a website link.

The following is a voice message.

I clicked on it, and the homeroom teacher's voice came through.

"Everyone, please download the Shuiyun Daoyun Academy app using the link I sent you."

What is all this?

The supposedly practical lesson, guiding the vital energy of heaven and earth into the body, has turned into guiding someone to download an app?

The students looked at each other in bewilderment.

But faced with the homeroom teacher's supervision, there was naturally no choice but to click on the link and download the Shuiyun Daoyun Academy app to my phone.

"Alright, everyone, now register. Can you guide the vital energy of heaven and earth into your body in one go? Besides talent and hard work, your luck will also play a role."

These words left everyone even more confused.

I couldn't help but turn around and look around to make sure I was on a university campus.

Some people even secretly connected to the campus network to check and confirmed that Tang Ya was indeed their homeroom teacher.

If these two prerequisites weren't right in front of us, everyone would suspect that we'd encountered a scammer.