Crazy Nezha

Dark clouds gathered in the sky, and a man and a dog stood in the courtyard.

"That thunder was really loud just now." Second Uncle tidied up the tables and chairs in the courtyard and moved them under the eaves.

"Tianbao, are there any clothes drying on the rooftop?"

"Tianbao!!"

"Ah, no." Li Tianbao calculated the time in his mind. Xiguan Bridge was not far from here. He could get there quickly by passing through a farmers' market and walking along the river.

Chen Rui rode her electric bike back, which would take her at most seven or eight minutes.

It's definitely too late to buy clothes now and hang them up again.

When Chen Rui gets home and finds her underwear stolen, she'll definitely call the police! Most importantly, she's a policewoman!

Li Tianbao's expression shifted uncertainly. Anyway, there were no security cameras on her rooftop, so the case might not be solved! Let's just take it one step at a time.

The Celestial Hound said seriously, "Third Master, the fact that you ate a raw leopard's head is too shocking for an ordinary person like your Second Uncle."

"I know." Li Tianbao frowned slightly. "I'd better not tell my second uncle about me being Nezha, lest he think I'm crazy?"

The Celestial Dog nodded, "Brilliant, a clever scheme to deceive the heavens."

The man and the dog exchanged a smile and said simultaneously, "To develop in a low-key manner, we first need to let everyone know that I (you) am a normal person!"

From the courtyard came my second uncle's shout, "Hey, where's the fish?"

"Tianbao, your bass is gone?" Second Uncle asked, tilting his head as he stood in front of the water tank.

Li Tianbao walked out of the bedroom, stood under the eaves, and said calmly, "Second Uncle, I've killed the fish."

Lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating Li Tianbao.

My second uncle was completely baffled: "How could you do that?"

Li Tianbao: "I'm cured."

A thunderous roar erupted, and a misty spring rain began to fall from the sky.

The second uncle was stunned for a moment, looking at his nephew who looked calm and composed under the eaves of the small courtyard, and a husky licking its butt.

"The auditory hallucinations are gone? So suddenly?" Second Uncle walked over, looking around, seemingly unconvinced.

Xiaotian said, "Third Master, let's play your second uncle together."

Li Tianbao ignored the dog, pulled up a stool and sat opposite his second uncle. After gathering his emotions for a moment, he said in a deep voice:

"Second Uncle, you talked to me a lot during dinner today, and I was deeply moved. I just took a nap, and when I woke up, the auditory hallucinations were gone. I think you've enlightened me. My previous problems weren't just work stress, but also, as you said, I should have a relationship."

My parents were always busy when I was little, and I was stubborn and not good at socializing. Perhaps I was too lonely, which is why I heard the fish talking. In the end, it was all just my imagination.

My second uncle asked, "Can this dog still hear when it talks?"

"I can't hear anymore, I'm back to normal."

"That's great. Maybe it's from drinking Maotai sauce." Seeing his nephew being so serious, the second uncle stood up happily.

"Harry, come here." Li Tianbao sat down under the eaves, took out a bag of dog food, and poured it into a plate.

The second uncle stared intently, observing, "Call this dog Harry? No more 'Howling Celestial Dog'." Good, good! Heaven rewards the diligent; the nephew's illness is cured.

Li Tianbao smiled and said, "Second Uncle, I'm cured now, and I can't hear that husky's babbling anymore."

Xiaotian barked twice, "Third Master, well done! Keep it up! You truly are a veteran artist who has acted in short dramas. This will dispel your second uncle's doubts."

Li Tianbao remained calm, smiled, and patted the dog's head. "Harry, stop barking."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Second Uncle, look, this dog is being disobedient," Li Tianbao said sincerely.

After observing you for a while, your second uncle nodded and said, "Okay, let's go to the hospital tomorrow and have Dr. Wang check you up again. I feel like you're fine."

"I'm fully recovered," Li Tianbao said, then went back inside. When he came out, he was carrying a cup of tea. It was the same old-fashioned porcelain cup with a lid, which he handed to his second uncle.

"Second Uncle, have some tea to sober up. I owe my recovery to you."

After serving the tea, Li Tianbao quickly pulled up a rattan chair.

My second uncle took the teacup, sat down, stirred it with the blue-and-white porcelain lid, took a sip, and said, "This tea is good."

Li Tianbao explained, "This year's new tea, the first batch of Maojian from Shihe Port, is incredibly fresh."

My second uncle took another sip and gave a heavy "hmm," saying, "Good tea. Where can you find such precious Maojian tea? This must cost a thousand yuan per kilogram."

"It was a gift from a big boss who owns a renovation company to my mom."

My second uncle tasted the sweet aftertaste and praised, "You should try this tea too, it's really good."

Li Tianbao said calmly, "There isn't much good tea. You can keep it for yourself. I'll only drink water from now on."

His second uncle chuckled at his words, somewhat speechless. "Why are you being so attentive? Tell me, what is it?"

Li Tianbao: "Second Uncle, I'd like to invite Chen Rui to our house for a meal. Could you please prepare a few hearty dishes?"

"Great! You've finally figured it out!" Uncle was even happier. "It seems you're really cured! Good news! I have to tell your mother the good news."

My second uncle was in a great mood. His nephew knew how to pursue girls, so it was safe to say he was cured!

A light rain began to fall. Li Tianbao smiled faintly, picked up an umbrella, and said, "I'm going out for a walk."

"Where are you going if it rains?"

"I'm going to find Chen Rui, pick her up from get off work, and take her for a walk."

The second uncle smiled with satisfaction, took out his phone, took out a 2000 yuan online loan, and transferred it directly to his nephew!

Hearing his phone notification, Li Tianbao saw that his second uncle had transferred money to him and asked in confusion, "Did you win the lottery?"

My second uncle looked serious. "When you're on a date with a girl, you have to be more outgoing. Hmm, a walk in the light rain would be romantic. There's a Western restaurant on Zhongshan Road, then you can go see a movie."

"Thank you for your guidance, Second Uncle." Li Tianbao, holding an umbrella and accompanied by his dog, Xiaotian, went out the door. When they reached the doorway...

Li Tianbao turned around and said sincerely, "Second Uncle, the name Yin Jianshe is not old-fashioned at all. My maternal grandfather's generation named their children with things like 'national prosperity and people's strength, great construction,' so don't let your name define you!"

"I've already used my connections to change my name, and the paperwork is in progress," Yin Jianshe said, looking unconvinced.

The Celestial Hound interjected, "As Lao Tzu said, 'The name that can be named is not the eternal name.'"

"A name is just a label; what matters is you as a person!" Li Tianbao added.

Yin Jianshe sat under the eaves, watching the man and dog leave, and said calmly, "Nephew, back when your second uncle was involved in the underworld, his nickname was Eagle King!"

A light drizzle fell in the courtyard. A middle-aged man sipped tea, smoked, and listened to music, a smile playing on his lips, lost in thought.

About ten minutes later, Yin Jianshe made a phone call to his sister, who was also Li Tianbao's mother.

These past few days, I've been comforting my nephew, and Li Tianbao's symptoms have improved. It's time to take credit.

"Hey, Guizhi, do you want to hear good news or bad news first?"

"Second brother, what's wrong?"

"Your son, my nephew, killed that fish, and he said he wasn't hallucinating anymore, so I said..."

"Really? That's great! It seems Dr. Wang's plan was correct..."

"Hey! It's all thanks to my guidance. These past few days, I've been going along with him every day, chatting with him, telling him stories from the past..." He rambled on and on.

Yin Jianshe expressed the view that Li Tianbao's return to normalcy is largely due to the silent dedication of his uncle.

Yin Jianshe was initially worried that his nephew would project his auditory hallucinations about fish onto the dog. Now it seems that he had worried too much.

"And the bad news?"

Yin Jianshe said bitterly, "I had a hallucination while I was eating lunch. I saw Tingting. I want to go for a follow-up check-up tomorrow."

There was a few seconds of silence on the phone. "Huh? You haven't had a hallucination in almost twenty years. Didn't you say you were cured?"

Yin Jianshe sighed, his tone serious. "It wasn't a coincidence. I just woke up from my nap and saw Dad. He was wearing a military uniform and smiling at me, holding a military dagger in his hand."

Yin Guizhi's tone became serious, "I'll tell Dr. Wang to go for a follow-up examination as soon as possible. Also, don't drink alcohol anymore, you hear me! Don't drink beer either."

Yin Jianshe chuckled and said, "Guizhi, I just gave your son 2000 yuan, and he's finally seen the light. He said he'd treat Chen Rui to dinner."

"Oh, is that so? That's double happiness! Second brother, I can't let you pay for it, you don't even have a proper job."

"I don't care. If I get old and no one takes care of me, I can just become a monk in a temple."

"Do you think being a monk is so easy these days?"

"Then just a packet of rat poison. The sooner we die, the sooner we're free," Yin Jianshe said nonchalantly.

After exchanging a few pleasantries and hanging up, Yin Jianshe received a notification a few minutes later that 3000 yuan had been transferred to his account. An attached text message read, "Second Brother, thank you."

The most important thing is that the child is normal.

Yin Jianshe scrolled through his phone for a while, then returned to his study, changed his clothes, put on a pearl necklace, a wig, and a human skin mask. He adjusted the voice changer, activated the highest level of beauty filter, and swayed his head left and right in front of the camera; he had transformed into a woman.

Then—I entered the live stream room.

With the help of AI-powered beauty filters and voice-changing AI, Yin Jianshe has transformed into a sophisticated and mature woman in the live stream.