Crazy Nezha

Li Tianbao held the fish's body with both hands, bit its head in one bite, pulled hard, and shook his head—he just kept chewing the fish head.

You know what, you really have to admit, there's a strange feeling in my heart.

After swallowing the fish head, Li Tianbao instinctively sat cross-legged on the rooftop, his eyes slightly closed, his hands forming the Three Flower Mudra. The headless bass beside him had completely stopped moving.

He felt streams of air gathering, as if he were in a dream world, surrounded by pure white, with no sky, no earth, and no boundaries.

Li Tianbao looked around, "Where am I?"

A red, fleshy ball appeared before him, pulsating with vitality, like the sun at eight or nine in the morning!

Li Tianbao saw a translucent, vaporized bass fly towards the ball of flesh and disappear into it.

The words Leopard Head had warned him earlier echoed in his ears: You cannot absorb my primordial spirit! This is a test for you!

The leopard-headed voice rang out from all around: "Third Prince, you did it! I'm safe for now. If you can't find a new body in seven days, I'll be absorbed by you."

"Also, your spiritual platform has opened, you can start cultivating! Congratulations, Third Prince."

"I can cultivate now?"

The next moment, a blinding white light shone, and Li Tianbao opened his eyes.

"I can cultivate now? Hey, how do I cultivate?"

Looking down from this rooftop, you can see half of my second uncle's small courtyard. My second uncle is lying on an old rattan chair, sleeping soundly.

"Second Uncle, our good days are coming soon. I can cultivate again, and the restoration of my magic power is just around the corner."

Li Tianbao quickly put on his clothes, without even taking off his "battle robe," and simply put it on over his clothes. He then picked up the half-eaten bass and put it in his pocket.

Chen Rui's underwear and such were all torn, so putting them back was out of the question.

The lace panties were intact, but they couldn't be hung back up. Li Tianbao wasn't a pervert, nor did he have any special fetishes. These were all clean and had no collectible value.

Li Tianbao simply felt that he had soiled the girl's underwear, so he planned to throw it away and buy her a new one as compensation.

As a person, you must have principles and a conscience! Li Tianbao is a man of deep feelings!

Li Tianbao took a few steps back, sprinted, leaped up, and jumped back onto his own rooftop.

This distance, this height, I would never have dared to do it before.

To everyone's delight, this jump was even further, estimated to be nearly six meters! He's one step closer to becoming invincible.

After returning to his bedroom, Li Tianbao looked in the mirror, clenched his fist, and held it across his chest to encourage himself, "Li Tianbao, you did a great job!"

The celestial dog rushed into the house, repeatedly asking, "Where's Leopard Head?"

Li Tianbao took half a bass out of his pocket and placed it on the desk.

"Where's the head?" Howling Celestial Dog exclaimed in shock.

"I've eaten," Li Tianbao patted his stomach.

"No, you ate my brother's head?" Howling Celestial Dog jumped up.

"Leopard Head begged me to eat it."

Li Tianbao recounted the entire incident in detail. He explained in detail everything, including the strange phenomena that occurred to his mind after he dressed in red and impersonated Nezha, and how he ate the leopard-headed spirit.

Xiaotianquan frowned and thought for a long time. "I never expected that Leopard Head would risk his life to enter the game and open the spirit platform for Third Master. He's a real man."

Li Tianbao asked, "What do you mean?"

Howling Celestial Dog explained:

"Leopard Head has temporarily preserved his soul by having his primordial spirit reside in your spiritual platform. However, for Leopard Head, having his primordial spirit reside in someone else's spiritual platform is extremely dangerous."

Seven days later, Leopard Head's primordial spirit will be absorbed by your spiritual platform. Once his primordial spirit completely dissipates, he will truly be annihilated. At that point, even a Great Luo Golden Immortal will be unable to save him.

Li Tianbao asked, "Why seven days?"

"The cycle returns in seven days, and yin and yang turn once more."

Li Tianbao didn't understand any of this, so he didn't delve into its mysteries for the time being. He asked, "We only have seven days to find a new body for Leopard Head?"

The Celestial Hound nodded: "Ordinary birds and beasts are merely mortal bodies, unable to support his primordial spirit. We must find a spirit beast's body so that his primordial spirit can return to its body and come back to life."

"You mean those animals that emit white light? Like that glowing carp in the Shi River?"

"Yes! Spirit beasts can be animals or humans, but they are extremely rare in the mortal realm, mostly found in blessed lands deep in the mountains! They don't necessarily have to be fish!"

"What do you mean?"

The Celestial Hound pondered, "This kind of behavior already violates the Heavenly Laws. Why don't we go all out? In today's parlance, it's like robbing a bank—robbing ten thousand or robbing a hundred million, it's all the same: death!"

"Explain in detail."

"If conditions permit, we can transfer the leopard's spirit into other animals, such as the king of the forest!"

Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow: "Forget about tigers. If they dare to appear in the city, I'll lock them in a cage in no time! Besides, where are you going to find a tiger that glows white?"

"It's a difficult problem, let's take it one step at a time."

Li Tianbao said, "Seven days! We'll definitely find it! Didn't you say you saw a glowing king crab before? Let's go to the farmers' market and see. They have lots of live poultry there, maybe we can find some?"

Li Tianbao picked up the half-eaten sea bass carcass from the table, wrapped it in plastic wrap, and put it in the refrigerator.

The celestial dog, drooling, said, "Without a primordial spirit, this fish's body is useless. What are you doing freezing it?"

Li Tianbao sighed briefly, "Ah, we're brothers after all, it's a little hard to part with them."

Howling Celestial Dog: "Do you have any dog ​​food? I'm hungry."

"Dog food is full of additives, I'll take you to eat pan-fried buns later."

"Awesome!"

Li Tianbao threw himself onto the bed, finding a moment of mental relaxation.

The Celestial Hound said, "Third Master, your spiritual platform has opened; you can start cultivating now! Don't let Leopard Head's efforts go to waste!"

Li Tianbao sat up and nodded emphatically: "Okay! I can see it. There's a big red lump of flesh in my brain, throbbing back and forth. Is that what I'm supposed to cultivate? How do I cultivate it?"

The Celestial Hound said, "Tonight, when the time comes, I will teach you. First, learn meditation! After you gain magical power, I'll trouble Third Master to help me open my spiritual platform as well!"

"And..." Xiaotianquan lowered his head and considered for a long time, "Playing Nezha to regain my memories, finding a spirit beast to revive Leopard Head, and secretly developing and cultivating—these three things can be done simultaneously without conflict!"

"no problem!"

Li Tianbao took off his clothes, and Xiaotianquan sniffed the red underwear. "This woman must be very beautiful."

How did you know?

"I can smell it."

"6".

After changing his clothes, Li Tianbao said, "Xiaotian, I'm going to the supermarket to buy the same style of thermal underwear and other thermal underwear, and then I'll quietly hang it back up."

Judging from the label on Chen Rui's underwear, it is a common brand, the kind of pure cotton underwear that costs tens of yuan a pack in supermarkets.

"Chen Rui is a policewoman; she might notice something amiss, but that's better than doing nothing. I just wonder if any neighbors saw anything. Sigh."

The Celestial Hound said, "Third Master, I have a plan."

"How so?"

"If Chen Rui finds out, just throw all the dirty water on your second uncle's head and say that he stole it. Make him admit it. Anyway, your second uncle has a history of mental illness."

Li Tianbao looked out the window and saw his second uncle lying on the old rattan chair in the courtyard, sleeping soundly.

"No, no. My second uncle is very concerned about his reputation."

Li Tianbao's phone rang, and he found it was Chen Rui calling.

"Hey, Li Tianbao, your second uncle isn't at Shihe Park!"

Lightning flashed outside the window.

Li Tianbao replied, "Chen Rui, I'm back! My second uncle was drunk and his phone died, what a scare! Oh, I was overthinking it, thank you for your help."

On the phone, Chen Rui's voice was sweet, "Oh, then I'm relieved. How's your short drama going? When will the big star's new movie be released?"

"Sigh, the short drama industry has changed drastically recently. They didn't even pay me the 3000 yuan salary for my last drama."

A thunderclap outside the window—the world changed color.

A deafening rumble of thunder!

My second uncle woke up with a start from his old rattan chair, exclaiming, "Whose boiler exploded?"

Chen Rui's voice came through the phone, "I'm not talking to you anymore, the weather's going to change, I'm going home to collect the laundry."

Li Tianbao's expression stiffened... "Okay."