Crazy Nezha

The long bread truck was filled with the smell of milk powder.

Several plainclothes officers from the police station were frantically opening cans of milk powder, which were packaged in small, white, transparent plastic bags that looked very much like drugs. Meanwhile, they were crushing rock sugar and putting it into small bags as well.

"Go, Da Long, go to the supermarket and buy some more, this isn't enough." Liu Hou also personally helped with the assembly, watching the surveillance footage as he did so.

"Boss, can't we use flour? Why do we have to use formula?"

"Go quickly."

Six Monkeys tilted their heads and stared at the room's security camera—

On the screen, Chen Rui, Li Tianbao, and Lao K are having dinner in a private room, chatting animatedly.

Six Monkeys exclaimed, "This Li Tianbao is a real talent!"

"Boss, everything's almost ready. What's next?"

"Let's wait for Chen Rui's message and see what she says. 200 pounds is a bit too much; it'll be hard to lift."

Liu Hou frowned as he looked at the bags of white powdery milk powder neatly packed in transparent bags: "No, it smells like milk powder."

Since it's filled by hand, even if it's sealed in a plastic bag, there will still be fine powder sprinkled on the outside of the bag. One or two bags won't matter, but if they're piled up together, they'll smell.

"Go to the supermarket to buy a hair dryer, then go to the pharmacy in front to buy some rubbing alcohol, and a spray bottle..."

The plainclothes officer probably guessed what his boss meant, and quickly went out. A few minutes later, he returned carrying a hairdryer, two bottles of alcohol, and a fine mist spray bottle, his forehead still damp with sweat.

The van served as the on-site command center and had a modified power supply. Liu Hou picked up a bag of "drugs" and blew on it with a hairdryer. Someone next to him sprayed alcohol, and the wind quickly evaporated the alcohol, removing the fine dust around the bag.

Six Monkeys sniffed it, and there was no milk powder smell at all through the bag.

"Hurry up! Be quick!"

The carriage was bustling with activity again.

The hairdryer hummed as it carefully packed the prepared bags into the machine, arranging them neatly. Once a layer was full, a soft cloth was placed on top to separate it, demonstrating a highly professional approach.

"Boss, you know what, this really does look like drugs."

Just then, Liu Hou's phone rang, and he discovered it was Chen Rui calling.

"explain."

It wasn't Chen Rui's voice on the phone, but Li Tianbao's, his voice icy: "If the food isn't delivered before the alarm goes off, it's all going to the sheep farm as feed!"

While Liu Hou was on the phone, he was also watching the surveillance footage. At the dining table, Li Tianbao was on the phone.

Six Monkeys: "200 jin is too much. We only got two boxes, about 30 jin in total, in small bags of 5 grams each. Should we send them over first?"

You have five minutes.

The call ended abruptly with a beep.

Six Monkeys' face turned ashen, and he said in a deep voice, "Big Dragon, send these two boxes that have been prepared over first."

One of the plainclothes officers nodded; he had also heard it on the monitor. He quickly changed into a black suit, put on sunglasses, grabbed two suitcases, and jogged out.

Things had already come to this point, so they had no choice but to play along. Liu Hou was also genuinely curious about how Li Tianbao would convince Old K that the milk powder was drugs and lure out his uncle.

One of the subordinates asked, "Boss, could things have gone wrong? If Old K is arrested, his uncle definitely won't show up, and this lead will probably be completely cut off. But if he's not arrested, and he inspects the goods on the spot, what if he finds it's milk powder... will his uncle come out to discuss business?"

Six Monkeys: "Things have already come to this, let's see if Li Tianbao will give us a surprise."

……

……

Inside the room, a pleasant dinner was underway. Old K was in high spirits, recounting many of their great achievements, mainly expressing his uncle's extensive connections.

Li Tianbao sat opposite Lao K, not touching his chopsticks, only eating when Chen Rui fed him.

Chen Rui picked up a slice of beef with her chopsticks, supported her lower body with her other hand, and reached out. Li Tianbao closed his eyes slightly, opened his mouth, sucked the beef in, chewed it, and then spit it out.

"I don't eat beef."

Chen Rui wanted to lose her temper, but she held back and maintained the utmost service, "Sir, have some soup."

Chen Rui fed him a spoonful of ox penis soup.

Li Tianbao took a sip and angrily exclaimed, "It's scalding hot!"

Chen Rui steeled herself and gently blew on it, "Sir, it's not hot anymore."

Li Tianbao: "I'm extremely angry right now!"

Chen Rui: "Grandpa, I blew on it for you, it's really not hot anymore."

Li Tianbao: "Feed me with your mouth."

Chen Rui said shyly, "Sir, the client is here. I'll feed you with my mouth after he leaves."

Li Tianbao's gaze shifted downwards, landing on Chen Rui's bodycon skirt, and he said calmly, "Feed her with the other mouth!"

Chen Rui: "..."

Ever since Old K entered the room, his worldview has been constantly being shattered. He'd heard the young master was a pervert, but he never imagined he was this perverted...

Li Tianbao said, "Old K, what am I doing? Eat up! Don't you like it?"

Old K: "Oh, it suits my taste, it suits my taste."

Under the dining table, there was a large husky, and the dog's feeding bowl was filled with many top-quality dishes.

The celestial dog devoured the abalone, emitting a protective growling sound.

Just then, there was a knock on the door! Li Tianbao gave a faint "hmm," and Chen Rui put down her bowl and went to open the door.

A man in a suit and sunglasses walked in, looking like a bodyguard, carrying two briefcases.

Old K sat up straight, his expression turning serious. They really brought it? Openly in a hotel room? It seemed too unreal.

"Open it." Li Tianbao took a tissue, stood up, and walked to the sofa.

The bodyguard placed the briefcase on the coffee table, opened it, and revealed packets of pre-sorted white powder...

Even though Old K was mentally prepared, he was still shocked. A transaction in a hotel room? That's awesome!

Li Tianbao said, "Inspect the goods!"

Old K walked over, squinted at the box, and reached out to take it.

Li Tianbao suddenly asked, "Where's the money?"

Old K looked troubled. "Sir, today is for discussing prices and testing the goods. I didn't bring any money with me."

Li Tianbao picked up the fire extinguisher next to the sofa and said in a deep voice, "Are you fucking messing with me?!"

Old K was so frightened that he took a step back. The young master was so monstrous, he might really dare to smash him!

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!! Your Highness, Mr. Huang made it very clear during the introduction that we were just meeting today, and we didn't discuss any transactions."

*Smack!* Li Tianbao slammed the box shut, issuing a dismissal: "Get out of here, I'm not selling you my goods."

Old K quickly smiled apologetically, "Oh, my lord! I swear to God, even if we succeed in the transaction now, how are we going to get this stuff out?! We didn't plan ahead at all."

Li Tianbao: "Get lost."

Old K smiled awkwardly. The other party offered a very attractive price and a large quantity, which really tempted him.

"Okay, give me a day, I'll call my uncle and discuss it."

Li Tianbao picked up the ashtray on the table and threw it at the other person, yelling, "Shop your mother's ass!"

Old K shrank back and dodged, "No, Your Highness... really... if you do this, Huang Sanxiang will lose face..."

Li Tianbao: "Get lost."

Old K sighed, picked up his bag, and put on his hat. "Wait for my call tonight. As long as the quality of the goods is fine, the money is negotiable."

After saying that, he left in a hurry.

After Old K left, Li Tianbao felt a sense of relief, panting heavily as his tense nerves relaxed.

Chen Rui said seriously, "Isn't playing hard to get going a bit too far? Even if Old K brings the money tomorrow, he'll still inspect the goods. Arresting Old K isn't the goal; it's arresting his uncle and the channels behind them!"

Li Tianbao said, "His uncle will be coming. What I'm worried about now is how to get the goods out!"

Transporting goods must be done in a reasonable and legitimate way. If the police department secretly gives the green light, Old K will definitely become suspicious!

Chen Rui said, "They chose the location for the transaction; don't worry about the rest."

Li Tianbao lowered his head in thought, then suddenly looked up: "I have a plan! Chen Rui, I can get Old K's uncle out with 100% certainty!"

Chen Rui: "What are you going to do?"

Li Tianbao: "We need to utilize the resources of your Public Security Bureau, but, well, the process is a bit perverse. I don't know if your leaders can accept it."

Chen Rui's eyebrows shot up. "You... what kind of crazy idea have you come up with this time?"

……

On the other side, after leaving the private room, Old K found a budget hotel and went to his room.

He took out an old-fashioned cell phone and made a call.

Beep beep beep—the call is connected.

"Uncle."

A man's voice came through the phone: "How did the talks go?"

Old K said, "Something's not right. I suspect this young master is a fake. He's acting like an idiot. He says he has two tons of goods. That's not pure nonsense."

"Explain in detail."

Old K recounted the entire incident at the hotel over the phone, including details and the young master's perverted behavior...

"So, he showed you a whole box of goods? And you didn't inspect it?"

Old K said, "I tried the small packet before, and it was top-quality powder. I didn't test the one in the box, so I don't know if it's genuine."

There was a few seconds of silence on the phone. "He's probably bluffing. If he really weighed 2000 pounds, I'd take him down too!"

"Uncle, we can't eat anymore."

"Mr. Kim would be interested!"

Old K's voice trembled, "Uncle, you've also made contact with Mr. Jin's connections?!"

"You should take the initiative to express your stance to the Crown Prince later. You can be a bit firm in your attitude. Set a time to see those 2000 catties of goods. If it's true, I will bring Mr. Jin back to the country and personally have a meal with the Crown Prince."

"OK!"

……

At the same time, inside the command vehicle, Liu Hou and the others listened with serious expressions to the phone call that the technicians had intercepted.

Old K's entire phone call with his uncle was intercepted.

Six Monkeys: "Have you located the call's location?"

Technician: "The big fish is in Singapore, boss, it's a huge cross-border operation!"

At this moment, the live broadcast of Old K's phone call is playing inside the car.

Six Monkeys, their faces flushed with excitement, exclaimed, "Did you hear that, Mr. Jin! Mr. Jin! If we catch this guy, we'll all get a first-class merit award at the end of the year!"

Everyone got excited. Li Tianbao's reckless actions had actually blasted out a super big fish that they never dared to imagine!

The subordinate asked, "What's the next step?"

Six Monkeys was dumbfounded. "I'll report to the director and have Chen Rui bring Li Tianbao over so we can meet the director together."

"No, boss, you're really letting Li Tianbao participate? He's mentally ill."

Six Monkeys: "Who among you could act like him? Li Tianbao's performance just now deserves an Oscar!"

Inside the car, everyone fell silent.