Crazy Nezha

Inside the room, Chen Rui lowered her eyes, seemingly lost in thought, and suddenly asked:

"Why did you act out a pervert so convincingly just now? And those words..."

Li Tianbao said, "Chen Rui, what kind of look is that? I was just acting. I'm not a pervert."

Chen Rui: "But I can't even tell you're acting anymore, it doesn't seem like acting."

Li Tianbao said softly, "When I switched careers to study acting, I practiced in front of the mirror every day. You know I'm always a serious person."

Chen Rui breathed a sigh of relief. "I know you're not a pervert, I was just overthinking it."

Li Tianbao laughed and said, "Of course I'm not a pervert! Chen Rui, what color are your underwear today?"

Chen Rui: "Red...red, why are you asking that?"

Li Tianbao: "Could you take it off and lend it to me?"

Chen Rui was taken aback. "Everyone's gone, what are you still acting for? Aren't you out of character yet?"

Li Tianbao said earnestly, "Go to your room and take off your underwear and give it to me! I'll wash it clean and return it to you tomorrow. I need to verify a hypothesis, it's very important! I'm really not a pervert, Chen Rui, you have to believe me!"

Slap! The plainclothes officer who delivered the goods just now slapped himself!

Li Tianbao turned his head and asked, "Why are you hitting yourself?"

Plainclothes officer: "I fucking want to know if I'm dreaming!"

"You're crazy." Li Tianbao turned his face and said seriously, "Chen Rui, it's really not what you think. I'm begging you, please take off your underwear and let me use it for one night! I'll wear it, I won't smell it!"

Chen Rui's lips trembled. "Li Tianbao, let's go back to the hospital, let's go back quickly! Please don't get involved in the next case, I beg you."

The Celestial Dog said, "Third Master, you still won't give up? I've already said that role-playing has nothing to do with wearing women's underwear. Do you really have some kind of special fetish?"

"Chen Rui, if you need any help, please contact me anytime. In the near future, I will let you know that everything I have done is perfectly reasonable!"

Li Tianbao sighed, picked up the dog's leash, and said, "Harry, let's go to the sheep farm."

The celestial dog barked once and followed them out.

Chen Rui chased after him all the way out. Her phone rang, and after answering it, her expression became even more serious.

The plainclothes officer who had followed them out asked, "What happened?"

Chen Rui: "They say we fried up a super big fish, so we'll come up with a plan tonight! We're waiting for you to go to the meeting."

"Oh, your friend, I think he has a serious problem with his brain."

"I'll call his second uncle!"

Li Tianbao led the dog out of the room and into the hall below, whispering, "If she won't lend it to me, I'll steal it myself another day."

Suddenly, the celestial dog barked wildly, "Third Master, look over there!"

Li Tianbao looked in the direction of the sound and saw a row of fiberglass seafood tanks on one side of the hotel, filled with lobsters, groupers, and crabs—a dazzling array. One of the large turtles was emitting a white glow!

"A spirit beast!"

"Leopard Head is saved!"

Li Tianbao quickly walked to the glass tank and observed the large turtle that was emitting a white light.

The Celestial Dog squatted by the pool, "What a pity, I was hoping that Brother Leopard Head could turn into a sheep."

Li Tianbao said, "A soft-shelled turtle is fine too, it's better than a bass."

The Celestial Dog looked disappointed. "The old turtle is too small and not easy to use."

"What do you mean?" Li Tianbao was completely confused.

The Celestial Dog looked embarrassed and offered no explanation.

At that moment, a uniformed waiter quickly walked over, a smile plastered on his face:

"Hello sir! This is our hotel's fresh seafood, killed and prepared on the spot. Would you like to try this soft-shelled turtle? The meat is particularly firm, delicious whether stewed or braised!"

"I want it alive." Li Tianbao turned to the waiter. "How much? I'll take it."

The waiter paused for a moment, then quickly waved his hand: "Sir, I'm sorry, all our seafood is killed to order; we've never sold live seafood separately..."

At this moment, the manager walked over, and after understanding the situation, he ordered the waiter, "If the customer wants it alive, then give it to him alive!"

The waiter, lacking the manager's flexibility and rigid thinking, countered, "Manager, how much does it cost?"

The manager smiled and said, "Hello, our hotel has a policy regarding processing fees..."

"I'll pay you for the processing fee." Li Tianbao took out his phone.

The manager gave a wink, and the waiter fished it out, weighed it, and put it in the warehouse and coded it according to the price of braised pork. "Sir, it's 480 in total! Let me round it down to 400 yuan, you can take it with you."

Without saying a word, Li Tianbao scanned the code and paid. He took the plastic bag, weighed it in his hand, and found it to be heavy.

After leaving the hotel, Li Tianbao opened the plastic bag, worried that he had suffocated the turtle.

"Third Master, let's find a place to revive Leopard Head."

The man and his dog walked along the county road for about a kilometer until they reached the national highway.

Li Tianbao stopped by the roadside. There were buses going to Zhoucun, but he had to wait for a passing bus or hitch a ride.

A blue truck drove up, its bed crammed full of goats, their bleating echoing throughout.

In the middle of the truck, a jet-black goat, radiating white light, looked like a small lantern in the night.

"Holy crap! Another spirit beast!" Li Tianbao exclaimed with delight. "Luoshi County is truly a blessed land! A spirit beast goat!!"

As the truck drew closer, Li Tianbao recognized the lettering painted on the front. "Hengsheng Sheep Industry? That's my colleague's sheep farm's truck!"

The Celestial Hound stared at the cartload of goats, his eyes gleaming with wild joy: "Stop them! Third Master, use the goats to revive Leopard Head, and we'll eat you, Old Turtle, and absorb your power directly! Maybe we'll gain magical power right away!!"

As Xiaotian had said before, eating the brains of spirit beasts is a great tonic and very beneficial to cultivation! However, the primordial spirit must be absorbed by the spiritual platform. When Li Tianbao ate the fish head and cow brain before, he did not absorb the primordial spirit. The reason was simply that he wanted to revive Leopard Head.

Li Tianbao nodded, quickly rushed to the roadside, waved at the truck, and shouted, "Stop! Stop!"

The truck braked to a stop, the window rolled down, revealing a young face, his expression excited: "Tianbao? Didn't you say you'd call me from the station?!"

Li Tianbao was overjoyed: "Junbao! You're delivering the goods yourself?"

Both of them are part-time short drama actors and have known each other for half a year. They were in the same production crew. Junbao is his nickname. His real name is Zhang Zijie. Because he is close to Li Tianbao, everyone calls them Tianbao and Junbao respectively.

Junbao tossed his head and yelled, "Get in! Good brother!"

Xiaotian asked, "Third Master, why does your friend seem like a complete idiot?"

Zhang Zijie had meningitis as a child, and others shunned him, but Li Tianbao didn't. The two got along very well, perhaps because they shared the same illness.

Li Tianbao ignored Xiaotianquan, gave a heavy "hmm," opened the passenger door, and got in. "Harry, get in."

The celestial dog barked a few times: "Third Master, I'll sit in the back dump truck."

There are sheep all behind you, what are you doing sitting in the back? Li Tianbao frowned, vaguely guessing what was going on, but still not sure.

"Junbao, my dog ​​sits in the back."

Zhang Zijie: "Is this your dog? It doesn't bite sheep, does it?"

"I won't bite."

"become."

A truck was heading towards Zhoucun Sheep Farm in Luoshi County.

Standing among the sheep, the celestial dog confirmed that the black goat was female, and tears of excitement streamed down its face.

Then, Xiaotian mounted it, swaying his body, "Ah, this feels so good."

……

……

An hour later, in the conference room of the Luoshi County Public Security Bureau, a blurry image of "Mr. Jin" was displayed on the projection screen. He was a key figure in the drug trafficking network, and his whereabouts were shrouded in mystery.

There were about a dozen people in the conference room, and the director of Xincheng personally came to preside over the meeting.

"Regardless of whether Old K suspects Li Tianbao's current status as the 'crown prince,' there is hope that it will bring out Mr. Jin behind him. We cannot miss this opportunity."

"A man of Mr. Jin's stature would never return to China easily, so Old K is crucial. Li Tianbao is even more crucial!"

The director said sternly, "Chen Rui, Li Tianbao has to keep acting! You have to cooperate with him!"

Chen Rui said sarcastically, "He's quite enthusiastic, though."

Director: "Speaking of which, Li Tianbao's father and I were comrades in the same platoon during recruit training! Like father, like son! Where's Li Tianbao?"

Liu Hou pushed open the door and hung up the phone. "An hour ago, Li Tianbao went to the Hengsheng Goat Breeding Base in Luoshi County to see his friend. I just contacted him, and he said he was willing to help Chen Rui."

People in the conference room started talking, and everyone's eyes turned to Chen Rui.

Director: "Okay!"

Six Monkeys: "Li Tianbao sounded very excited! He seemed to be very confident that we would ship the counterfeit goods to Hengsheng Sheep Farm in Zhoucun and invite Old K to the sheep farm to inspect the goods."

"What sheep farm?"

Liu Hou added: "Hengsheng Goat Breeding Base! It's a privately-owned enterprise in the village below, engaged in breeding."

Why choose Yangchang as the location for the counterfeit goods warehouse?

The specific reason was not given.

Six Monkeys paused for a moment, then dropped a bombshell: "Li Tianbao wants us to prepare one ton of milk powder and one ton of rock sugar, process them using the previous method, repackage them into standard packages, and send them to the sheep farm."

"What? They're really preparing two tons?" Someone immediately stood up, their face full of doubt. "That's outrageous! Old K may be reckless, but he's not stupid! How could there possibly be that much cargo? This is clearly telling Old K that the goods are fake!"

Six Monkeys said in a deep voice, "Wasn't Li Tianbao exaggerating before? According to the original plan, would you have any clues about Mr. Jin? Two tons of goods would be enough to entice him! Enough to make Mr. Jin personally come forward."

The police chief standing next to him looked up, his eyes sharp: "Monkey is right. Immediately contact the local police department and have them fully cooperate by contacting the owner of Hengsheng Goat Breeding Base. Tell him that the police department is carrying out a secret mission and ask him to cooperate! If this is done, I will report it to Secretary Li afterwards, and the government will provide strong support to the goat farm."

"This is ridiculous, Director. Why should we listen to him? Did you know that Li Tianbao has been diagnosed with mental illness?" someone asked.

The director slammed his hand on the table and raised his voice: "Do it immediately! Spare no effort, cooperate fully with Li Tianbao! As long as we can lure Mr. Jin to the sheep farm, everyone here will receive a second-class merit award!"

"Yes, sir!" Everyone stood up and saluted in unison.

Director: "Chen Rui, go to the sheep farm and find Li Tianbao. You can report any problems directly to me."

"yes!"

Director: "Monkey, everyone in your group, follow Chen Rui's orders."

Six Monkeys asked in confusion, "Chief, are we betting everything on Li Tianbao alone?"

"Chen Rui and Monkey, stay. Everyone else, meeting adjourned." The director looked down at the hotel surveillance video on his phone, and after everyone left, he said sternly:

"Extraordinary people have extraordinary methods. Monkey, aren't you surprised by that hotel video where Li Tianbao knocked someone unconscious with a single slap?"

Liu Hou fell into deep thought, and Chen Rui also fell into deep thought.