Crazy Nezha

The hillside behind the reservoir.

Leaning on a tree branch, Sun Baoqiang gasped for breath, "Brother Tianbao! I've gotten my revenge!"

Li Tianbao looked around and saw corpses all over the ground.

"Third Prince, someone's coming!" The black goat hopped over in a flash.

Li Tianbao parted the grass and saw a motorcycle lying across the foot of the mountain. A person jumped off the motorcycle and ran away at full speed!

Looking down from this angle, several cars were parked in the open area below the mountain, looking like small matchboxes. More than a dozen people got out of the cars one after another, but Li Tianbao recognized them! The one who had just ridden the motorcycle was Chen Rui!!

"The police are here." Li Tianbao glanced at the corpses around him, his eyes shifting as if he was hesitating about something.

Leopard Head said, "Should we confront the police? Third Prince, I think we should trust the government; maybe you'll be treated like a treasure!"

Li Tianbao shook his head. "It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I'm worried about losing my freedom! I've only just started cultivating, and I'm still not sure about the origins and flow of my magical power!"

Leopard Head nodded cautiously.

Li Tianbao squatted down and said seriously, "Leopard Head, you and Xiaotian hide. Call me after dark! We'll meet up then!"

The black goat said, "I don't have a phone! Didn't you just throw your phone away?"

"I'll give you my phone!"

"Didn't you throw your phone away?"

Li Tianbao reached into his underwear, rummaged around, and pulled out an old Nokia N95!

This was a gift that Chen Rui had saved up for a long time with her New Year's money to give to Li Tianbao when they were in the first year of high school. At that time, this phone was very popular among high school students!

Li Tianbao always carried it with him at all times!

"Unlock code 9527! Just bear with it."

Leopard Head understood the Third Prince's idea and bent over, saying, "Third Prince, stuff it in!"

Li Tianbao stuffed the phone into the black goat's rear end!

"Go quickly!"

Baa~ The black goat happily ran to the side, nudged the celestial dog, and said, "Stop fucking me!"

A husky, a teddy bear, and a black goat followed the forest down the mountain in another direction.

Li Tianbao said, "Baoqiang! Just say you don't know anything in a minute!"

Sun Baoqiang was taken aback. "What will they ask me?"

"The drug dealers in the mountains were in a shootout, everyone's dead, and you were knocked unconscious!"

Sun Baoqiang didn't understand. "Huh...?"

Li Tianbao delivered a karate chop to Sun Baoqiang's neck, causing the latter to collapse. Li Tianbao then gently placed him on the ground.

"Baoqiang, you'll feel better after a good night's sleep."

Li Tianbao quickly arranged the scene, adjusting the positions of the bodies to create the illusion that drug lords were fighting amongst themselves.

Then he chopped himself on the neck with a chop to the neck, felt a tingling sensation, and realized he couldn't faint!

Li Tianbao slashed himself several times, shouting, "Why can't I knock myself unconscious?!"

He picked up a stone and slapped it on his forehead!

Thump! The stone hit him squarely on the forehead, and a trickle of blood flowed down.

"Why aren't you dizzy yet?"

Li Tianbao repeatedly slapped his head with a stone, thud! thud! thud! thud! thud!

"Damn it! Just faint already!"

He wanted to knock himself unconscious and pretend he knew nothing! After all, killing eight people single-handedly was hard to explain!

Li Tianbao looked at the blood-stained stone in his palm and pressed it against his temple.

Boom!

"Li Tianbao!!" Chen Rui's terrified cry came from behind.

Li Tianbao's vision went black, and he felt dizzy. He swayed and turned his head, his face covered in blood and pebbles.

He watched Chen Rui, watched her eyes slowly redden, watched her run towards him. Behind her, a dozen or so security guards stood there, dumbfounded.

Li Tianbao fell backward to the ground, and before he lost consciousness, he saw the clouds in the sky, shaped like a bullfrog, gathering and scattering, turning into a carp, and the carp then into a white dragon...

There are clouds, Aries, and Pisces... Unfortunately, the girl is a home-loving Pisces, and the boy is a passionate Aries...

A few more clouds drifted by, some looking like my second uncle's wig, others like Baoqiang's head after it was blown up...

"Hahahaha, holy crap! Hahaha! Only iodine... Haha, Chen Rui? What brings you here? Chen Rui, I was just memorizing lines for my new drama. I'm really not mentally ill, don't misunderstand, don't worry about me."

"I'm going to be a big star someday, so it's only natural for memorizing some lines from the script, right? Hahahaha."

Li Tianbao laughed and laughed, then closed his eyes. He had finally succeeded in knocking himself unconscious, but unfortunately, someone saw it!

Chen Rui's eyes were red-rimmed, a mixture of joy and sorrow. She was happy that Li Tianbao hadn't been killed by the drug dealers! She was saddened that Li Tianbao had truly gone mad!

"You bastard! Why did you hurt yourself?!"

Chen Rui covered her mouth, choking back sobs, tears streaming down her face. This girl, who had never shown any fear in the face of drug lords, was now crying like a child, crying helplessly! Crying like a mother fish out of water.

Six Monkeys was shocked. He observed the scene and found that all the drug dealers were dead.

……

After half an hour.

About two kilometers away from the scene, inside the temporary command vehicle.

The large screen displayed photos of the crime scene on the mountain.

Six Monkeys stood in front of the screen, his face solemn. He switched screens and brought up detailed photos of the autopsies: "Chief, a total of eight drug dealers' bodies were found at the scene, three of whom died from gunshot wounds."

"The other five bodies all died from complex injuries caused by blunt force trauma; they were beaten to death!"

"Preliminary forensic examination revealed that four of the deceased had multiple rib fractures and pleural puncture marks, raising the possibility of being struck by bare hands."

"Old K's neck must have been bitten by Sun Baoqiang! What's puzzling is that there was a lot of dog hair left in Old K's mouth."

Director Chen's face turned ashen. "Could it be that in a moment of panic, Old K fought with the dog first, and then bit it on his own?"

Six Monkeys nodded, "Director Chen's analysis makes sense. I told you that the forensic doctor's idea was far-fetched."

The chief of staff asked, "What did the forensic pathologist say?"

"The forensic doctor said, the forensic doctor said, Old K might have some strange fetish, he voluntarily sucked the dog's..." Six Monkeys walked in, whispered a few words in the director's ear.

Director Chen's eyes widened: "They actually detected dog... that secretion in Old K's mouth and nostrils??"

"Yes!" Six Monkeys wanted to laugh, but he held it in; he was professionally trained.

Director Chen cleared his throat and said sternly, "It doesn't seem like a drug trafficking ring. Monkey, tell me your investigation results!"

Six Monkeys became serious. "Based on the on-site investigation and the preliminary forensic autopsy results, it's certain that Li Tianbao killed multiple drug dealers! Li Tianbao deliberately staged the incident to create the illusion of the drug dealers killing each other. Except for Old K, everyone else was killed by Li Tianbao!!"

"His techniques for faking the scene were extremely clumsy. The traces of the body being dragged back and forth were roughly wiped away, leaving many flaws. Especially the final act of knocking himself unconscious—it was utterly childish!"

Director Chen's expression was grave: "Monkey, tell me honestly, if it were you, could you take on eight people by yourself? Looking at the analysis results just now, some of them even had broken ribs."

Six Monkeys said calmly, "If I were 20 years younger, and the other side didn't have a gun, but gave me a knife, I could take on ten Ks if we ambushed them."

Director Chen said in a deep voice, "Monkey, be serious."

Six Monkeys: "Also, that Sun Baoqiang, he was probably knocked unconscious by Li Tianbao. I guess he knocked him unconscious on purpose. There is a clear bruise on his neck, just like the way he knocked Xiao Xu unconscious! Both were caused by a heavy blow to the cervical sinus."

The large screen switched to a close-up photo of the bruises on Sun Baoqiang's neck.

Six Monkeys continued, "We found a broken rope at the scene. It wasn't severed by a sharp blade; it snapped from the shock! That rope was the one used to bind Li Tianbao!"

At this point, Liu Hou looked at his director with a serious expression.

The large screen switches to a close-up photo.

In the image, a section of thick hemp rope is shown, with the fibers bursting outwards at the break, the cut uneven and without any sharp marks from a knife.

Six Monkeys: "Look at the broken end of this rope!"

Director Chen muttered to himself, "Unbelievable! Absolutely unbelievable."

Six Monkeys said seriously, "There are 12 brothers involved on site, all on the bus over there, waiting for your orders. Chief, this is too strange, Li Tianbao is too strange."

Director Chen asked, "Where is Chen Rui?"

"I'm at the hospital with Li Tianbao."

"Is Li Tianbao alright?"

"He just fainted. After examination, it was found to be a mild concussion. He had six stitches in his forehead. He took the picture himself."

Director Chen said in a deep voice, "He tried to hide his special status, but his attempt to be clever was full of loopholes."

"Chief, what's going on? Why is Li Tianbao so amazing? He's like a trained secret agent from a movie!"

Director Chen shook his head. "I don't know either."

The phone rang, Director Chen's phone was ringing, and the caller ID showed Yin Guizhi's name.

Director Chen answered the phone: "Hello, old classmate."

On the phone, Yin Guizhi sounded tired and uneasy. "Ruhai, I can't get through to my son! You said before that he had team members protecting him. I'm so confused right now. I have a feeling that something has happened to my son."

Director Chen said sternly, "Guizhi, your son is alright. I'll call Liqing right away and have him come back. I need to talk to you two about your son in person!"

Yin Guizhi: "Sigh... I just called Li Qing's superior, and his director said that Li Qing went on a mission as an undercover agent and can't be contacted!"

Director Chen: "Where are you? I'm coming to find you. We need to talk about your son!"

Yin Guizhi: "I'm in a mental hospital. My second brother's condition has worsened. He's imitating frog croaks and movements, and he doesn't recognize people anymore. I'm so worried."

Director Chen: "..."