Crazy Nezha

Xincheng Sixth Mental Hospital.

Yin Jianshe squatted on the bed, his cheeks puffing out as he made a "gurgling" sound, just like a toad.

Yin Guizhi looked at her second brother through the small window in the corridor, her heart filled with mixed emotions.

Dr. Wang hurried over, holding the test report in his hand, and said in a low voice, "Senior, the physiological report is out too."

Yin Guizhi asked, "How could my second brother be like this?"

Dr. Wang sighed and lowered his voice: "His physiological report and EEG indicators are all normal. He's been quite happy in the hospital these past few days, so his condition shouldn't have worsened. I just approved his discharge this morning."

Yin Guizhi looked surprised. "He has no reason to pretend to be crazy!"

Dr. Wang shook his head. "This is bizarre."

……

At that moment, the elevator door on the third floor dinged and slowly opened.

Four tall, muscular men filed out and entered the hospital corridor.

The leader was bald, with a gold chain around his neck, and looked fierce. The three men behind him were also burly and had unfriendly expressions.

"Which ward is Yin Jianshe in?!" the bald man asked in a loud voice.

The young nurse at the station reminded them, "Please keep your voice down; this is a special hospital!"

The nurse's name is Li Ruyi. She has a younger sister named Jixiang. Her family runs a pet hospital. Speaking of which, the husky that Li Tianbao bought back then belonged to her family!

"So what if I yell?! Ah! I like to yell!" The bald man, seemingly unfazed, gesticulated wildly. "Which ward is Yin Jianshe in?!"

Li Ruyi: "In room 306, please keep your voice down."

The bald man pressed his fat hands on the front desk. "Hey, I'm naturally loud. What! Is Yin Jianshe your husband?" The three men behind him clasped their hands in a gesture of respect, looking on with amusement.

These words made the nurses present lose face.

Yin Guizhi frowned upon hearing the sound and quickly walked over. "What do you want with Yin Jianshe?"

The bald man asked, "And who are you?"

"Yin Jianshe is my second brother." Yin Guizhi is, after all, the director of a top-tier hospital, and her husband is also in the Public Security Bureau, so she is not afraid at all.

The bald man grinned, his tone unfriendly: "We are from Meili Xingfu Loan. Your second brother owes us money, and it's clearly written in black and white in the contract."

Yin Guizhi was stunned. She glanced at Dr. Wang, and the two seemed to understand each other without saying a word.

The bald man led his men quickly to the door of ward 306 and glanced inside.

Good heavens, there was an old man squatting on the hospital bed, it was Yin Jianshe.

Yin Guizhi followed her in: "How much money does he owe you?"

"The total amount, including principal and interest, is 18 yuan. We are a legitimate platform."

Dr. Wang stood aside, shaking his head helplessly at the sight. He finally understood why Yin Jianshe had been pretending to be crazy; he was truly speechless.

The bald man led the people directly into the ward, looking them over curiously.

Yin Jianshe squatted on the bed, his buttocks sticking out, his cheeks puffing out, looking just like a toad.

"Yin Jianshe, isn't this pointless?" The bald man patted the bed railing. "Look carefully, this is your signature. It's time to pay back the money you owe!"

A tall, thin creditor nearby chimed in, "Otherwise, we'll sue you!"

They didn't dare to sue. Before coming, they had investigated and found that Yin Jianshe had no wife, no children, and no property certificate for his house. In other words, he had no property rights. What good would suing do? The only way was to hope that his family would pay off his debts.

Yin Jianshe slowly tilted his head and made a "quack" sound at the bald man. The inspiration for imitating an animal came from Baoqiang.

"Hey, pretending to be crazy, huh? Will that work?" The bald man's face darkened, and he stepped forward to pull him away.

Yin Jianshe lay down and rolled off the hospital bed, landing on his back with his limbs in the air. He didn't say anything, his eyes staring straight at the ceiling.

"Get up! I didn't touch you, are you trying to extort me?" The bald man's face was extremely ugly.

What do you do when you encounter someone like this? There's simply no way to deal with them!

Yin Guizhi came in, supporting her second brother, and asked, "Was the loan process legitimate? Why did you borrow so much?"

Yin Jianshe stared at the ceiling, expressionless, like a statue.

"Second Brother!"

"Croak!"

"Second brother, let's get up first."

"Croak!"

Yin Guizhi was instantly enraged. She stood up abruptly, "You and Tianbao will drive me crazy sooner or later!! Don't expect me to pay you back!"

Yin Jianshe's eye twitched slightly. Dr. Wang noticed this detail; after so many years as a psychiatrist, he was feeling increasingly exhausted lately.

Yin Guizhi looked at the bald man and said, "Let me see the contract."

At this point, Dr. Wang quickly tried to smooth things over, saying, "Gentlemen, this is a hospital. If there's a dispute, you can call the police!"

The bald man, seething with grievances and nowhere to vent, said in a deep voice, "Doctor, I need to see his medical report! Does feigning madness and denying responsibility really work?!"

"Perhaps, perhaps... he really is sick?" Dr. Wang was one of their own, and at this moment, his stance needed to be clear.

"You've bribed the hospital to gang up on us at Xingfu Loan, haven't you?! You're taking advantage of our platform's compliance with the law, aren't you?"

"How much money does my second uncle owe you?" A young man appeared outside the door, dressed in casual clothes with a bandage wrapped around his head.

"Son." Yin Guizhi rushed over, touched her son's face, and checked the injury on his head.

Li Tianbao stood calmly at the door of the ward.

"Mom, it's not a big problem."

"Chen Rui, what's going on?" Yin Guizhi looked at Chen Rui behind her.

"Auntie, come out for a moment."

Yin Guizhi followed Chen Rui out, and Dr. Wang also left. The two were in the corridor, listening to Chen Rui whispering to each other.

In this ward, Li Tianbao pulled up a stool and sat there with an air of nonchalance, looking at his second uncle's loan contract. It contained many deceptive tactics and traps, and the interest rate was very high.

Li Tianbao: "I remember that interest rates exceeding the national regulations are not protected by law, right?"

The bald man said, "Let's keep things separate. If we bring up national regulations, we can't lend him the money! According to the contract, the amount is 181452 yuan as of today. Our manager said to round it down to 18 yuan, and that'll be the end of it."

This discount is quite generous for a lending company.

Li Tianbao nodded: "No need to round it down. Don't let that thousand or so yuan make everyone unhappy, like we can't afford to pay it back! I've settled my second uncle's debt!"

"Great, boss machine." The bald man stretched out his hand.

"Brother Biao, that's called a POS machine." A man behind him handed over a card reader.

The bald man slapped him on the head, "Of course I know what that machine is called!"

Li Tianbao said, "I'll give you the money tomorrow."

"It has to be today."

"Then I don't care anymore. Go ask whoever you want."

The bald man squinted, raised his hand, and someone behind him took out paper and pen, on which was printed a loan contract.

"Tomorrow is fine, let's leave a written agreement."

When Li Tianbao looked at it, he saw a densely packed contract, which roughly meant that the signatories voluntarily assumed the debts.

"Okay." Then Li Tianbao took the pen and quickly signed his name.

The other party handed over a red inkpad, and Li Tianbao readily pressed his fingerprint on it and handed the contract over with both hands.

The bald man sensed something was off. So quick to agree? No, he wasn't even looking?

Li Tianbao looked apologetic. "I'm so sorry for causing you trouble."

The bald man frowned. "No problem, brother, easy peasy. How much do you want to pay?"

Li Tianbao: "Pay by card tomorrow, leave your phone number."

The bald man took out his business card and handed it over with both hands. Li Tianbao accepted it with both hands, and everything was harmonious and natural.

"You guys have worked hard, take some oranges with you." Li Tianbao took a few oranges from the bedside table.

The bald man looked bewildered, took the package, nodded, and then suddenly turned back at the door, saying, "Thanks."

Li Tianbao stood in front of the hospital bed, smiling and waving.

After the bald man left, Li Tianbao closed the door to the ward.

"Second Uncle, stop pretending, they're all gone."

"Croak!"

"Second Uncle, if you keep pretending, I'll send the video of you doing a live stream in women's clothing to your top patron."

Yin Jianshe's eyebrows twitched, but he remained unmoved.

"Okay, I'm really looking forward to your top fan contacting you offline!"

Yin Jianshe suddenly sat up, his face grave. "Why did you sign it? Are you stupid?!"

Li Tianbao said, "After I sawed the cow, my certificate was upgraded. Now I am a person without civil capacity, so the contract I signed is legally invalid."

Yin Jianshe saw the bandage wrapped around Li Tianbao's head and looked worried. "Nephew, what happened to your head? What have you been doing these past two days?"

"It's nothing serious. I was just working with the police department on a case and got a minor injury."

Li Tianbao took off his casual clothes and put on a blue and white striped hospital gown, immediately feeling much more comfortable and safer.

"These hospital gowns are so bright, breathable, and comfortable. Second Uncle, why did you borrow so much money?"

Yin Jianshe sighed, "At first I only borrowed 3000, then I borrowed another 4000 to pay off the previous 3000 plus interest, and then I borrowed another 6000... There were too many online loans. Later I handed over the accounts to them, and they combined them together. I don't know how it happened, but slowly it became 18."

Yin Jianshe sighed, "I've been using loans to pay off other loans. I don't know how it happened, but it's already reached 18! They'll definitely come back. I'm embarrassed to let your mother pay. Sigh, at my age, even a male prostitute wouldn't be wanted. How am I going to pay this back?"

Li Tianbao changed the subject, "Second Uncle, our good days are coming soon."

"What's good... croak!" Yin Jianshe immediately turned into a toad again.

The ward door opened, and the bald man returned, carrying a bag of apples. He chuckled and said, "Young man, I was a bit too harsh just now... Why are you wearing a hospital gown?"

Li Tianbao was taken aback. "I'm accompanying my second uncle to the hospital?"

"Wait, the caregiver is wearing a hospital gown?" The bald man seemed to have guessed something.

At this moment, a nurse came in and looked at Li Tianbao, saying, "Bed 39."