Crazy Nezha

In the council room, facing the curious questions of the crowd.

Li Tianbao remained calm and only said a few words from beginning to end.

"I was terrified, so I killed them. I didn't mean to." Li Tianbao said this without batting an eye, looking pitiful. His acting was excessive.

"I broke the rope because I was terrified."

"Dr. Wang, I want to eat carrots."

Sun Baoqiang only said a few words from beginning to end: "I wasn't scared at all at the time. Old K killed my dad in a car accident back then, and I bit him to death."

Dr. Wang then brought up the same theory that Jiang Baiyue's father had used before.

"Everyone, you all know about the case of the couple who lifted up a floor slab during the earthquake, right?"

Dr. Wang delivered a passionate speech for over half an hour, attempting to prove the potential of the human brain in that paper…

Those sitting below didn't understand the technical jargon, but they roughly understood the point Dr. Wang wanted to make from the case.

Finally, Director Chen announced the disbandment; he was exhausted, but the matter was not over.

Outside the conference room.

Yin Guizhi looked worried. "Son, what would you like to eat tonight? Tell Mom."

Li Tianbao: "I want to eat pizza."

Yin Guizhi: "What's so good about eating fast food? I'll have your aunt make dumplings for you, let's eat dumplings. Little Chen Rui, want to eat dumplings together tonight?"

Chen Rui smiled, but her eyes lacked their usual brightness and were filled with melancholy. She said, "No need, Auntie. I'm on duty tonight, so I'll go to work now." After saying that, she gave Li Tianbao a deep look and turned to leave.

Li Tianbao watched her figure gradually disappear down the corridor and called out loudly, "Chen Rui."

The girl with the high ponytail stopped, forced a bright smile, and turned around to ask, "What?"

"Could you please not go to work tonight? Let's have dinner together."

"You'll get your salary docked if you don't work shifts, you big star." Chen Rui turned around.

Yin Guizhi added fuel to the fire: "If you won't let her not go to work, are you going to support her? Son, do you know what you should say?"

Li Tianbao's heart skipped a beat. He lowered his head, his lips trembling slightly, then suddenly looked up: "Chen Rui!"

"What now?"

Chen Rui's back trembled. She didn't turn around; her palms were sweaty, her fingers gripped the hem of her clothes, and she pursed her lips...

Li Tianbao: "Lend me 2000 yuan. I lost my phone and want to buy a second-hand one on Zhuanzhuan."

"You're insane!!" Chen Rui quickened her pace...

Yin Guizhi's face stiffened. She took an old cell phone out of her bag and handed it over, saying, "Go get a new SIM card."

"It's not mental illness, it's neurosis! I understand!" Dr. Wang exclaimed excitedly, like a child discovering a new toy. "Senior, I'm flying to Guangcheng tonight! Your son's case will be temporarily handled by Dean Yang!"

"What are you going to Guangcheng for?"

"I'm going to find Jiang Baiyue. I'll beg her to come here!! I have a feeling that Jiang Baiyue knows the answer to Li Tianbao's matter!"

A determined look appeared in Dr. Wang's eyes, and he clenched his fist and held it across his chest, which looked somewhat unusual.

……

That evening, Li Tianbao played Go with his second uncle in the hospital room, his mind preoccupied with the matter of Xiaotian and Leopard Head.

He kept checking his phone. Xiaotian's paws could clearly press buttons, though. I had taught him how to play King of Glory before, and he used Ma Chao to dominate in Diamond rank games.

Li Tianbao took out his old phone, restored his contacts from the cloud, and dialed the number hidden on the goat's "body".

……

Luoshi County, outskirts.

It was past six o'clock in the evening in the woods, and the sky was dark.

The wound on Xiaotianquan's leg had almost healed, but he was still walking unsteadily, looking particularly disheveled.

A black goat is squatting down, while the celestial dog is observing.

"Third Master, really!"

"Are you done yet?" Leopard Head bleated.

Howling Celestial Dog: "I'll go get some water."

Leopard Head: "There's no water around here, what do we do?"

A pink teddy bear was lying next to me, looking exhausted.

The celestial dog turned around and barked a few times, "You, come here."

Dogs can communicate with each other.

Teddy was terrified and dared not disobey the great demon king's orders, so he went behind the black goat.

Animals drink water differently than humans; they mostly use their tongues to roll up the water.

According to Robert McNeill Alexander's "Biomechanics of Mammalian Animals" (which specifically studies the measured data of the frequency of tongue extension and retraction in animals),

犬类喝水时舌头抽射的频率为4-6次/秒，240-360次/分钟。根据资料记载，蜥蜴舌头抽射频率可达惊人的每分钟9000多次。

This is one of the reasons why some wealthy families abroad like to keep large lizards as pets.

With a series of soft splattering sounds, the black goat squinted its eyes and its breathing became rapid.

"That won't work."

Howling Celestial Dog: "How about I loosen it up for you before you start digging?"

Leopard Head roared, "Brother Xiaotian, don't even think about giving me this sheep's body! I really regret giving you the cow back then, I was so cheap."

Howling Celestial Dog: "Without a cell phone, we can't contact Third Master. It's almost dark, what are we going to eat tonight?"

At that moment, a buzzing sound suddenly rang out!

It must be Li Tianbao calling! The vibration frequency of this old Nokia phone is still quite strong!

Leopard Head: "Waaaaah~ This is so strange."

Xiaotian asked in surprise, "What's wrong? Your eyes look strange."

Leopard Head rolled his eyes... "Meow~ Meow~"

Xiaotian's eyes widened. "Hey bro, what's going on? You're getting hyped?"

Teddy was terrified.

The celestial dog ran laps around the goat, looking anxious: "Leopard Head, what's wrong? Don't scare me! Say something!!"

The black goat lost its balance, its hooves buckling. "Cell phone! It's on vibrate! Answer the call!"

The Celestial Hound understood, his face filled with shock: "I'll help you!"

Leopard Head: "Good brother, hurry up!"

The celestial dog shoved Teddy aside, its eyes wide with amazement: "Is this the magic of technology? That's awesome!"

Leopard Head roared, "Howling Celestial Dog, are you out of your mind?! Hurry up!"

The Celestial Hound tilted its head back, its head trembling slightly.

"Brother, give me a hug—tell me what's on your mind, tell me all the grievances and changes you've experienced over the years. Brother, give me a hug, if you have tears, just let them flow..."

Older mobile phones lack waterproofing, and after several impacts, the lithium battery leaks...

Bang! It exploded!

The dog, in pain, leaped backward and rolled two and a half times. Looking down, it almost cried.

The leopard's head spewed out a plume of black smoke from its rear end... then it breathed fire... The black goat, in pain, rampaged through the forest, howling and screaming in agony as it ran.

The flames gradually died down, and the black goat staggered and fell to the ground.

Howling Celestial Dog: "Good brother!! Are you alright?"

Leopard Head: "Fuck your mother!!"

Leopard Head looked up at the sky with one eye, tears streaming down his face. He sighed inwardly, "Brother, life is not worth living. What a tragedy! This job is too difficult."

In the shadows, a cunning glint flashed in the Celestial Hound's eyes, as if he were deep in thought. Then, he reverted to his previous lecherous demeanor.