Crazy Nezha

In the hospital ward, Yin Jianshe and Sun Baoqiang were dancing.

Li Tianbao saw several patients spraying disinfectant in the corridor, led by Han Dazhuang. Since Yang Zijie's sheep farm was struggling and he was interested in starting his own short drama team, Li Tianbao decided to lend him a hand!

Starting a business is difficult, especially finding talent. This opportunity can be used to recruit talent in advance and give Yang Zijie a surprise. It's not impossible to train and run a short drama company at the same time!

Li Tianbao pushed open the door and shouted, "It's a big party today! Come and join the fun, Dazhuang!"

In the corridor, Han Dazhuang, holding a spray bottle and wearing a mask, said, "Master, the head nurse told us to wait for the brothers and disinfect the wards one by one. I'll come after I'm done spraying."

There were several other patients behind Han Dazhuang, and they all seemed to be in good health.

At the Sixth Hospital, patients in good condition can complete tasks assigned by doctors to earn points, which can be redeemed for toys, snacks, and other treats. This is a unique feature of the Sixth Hospital!

The skinny guy next to him sniffed. "Master, do you guys have some hidden wine?"

Li Tianbao: "Yeah! I bought a bottle of domestic Remy Martin, come in and have a drink with me!"

Skinny Bamboo Pole: "Lion King, let's stop spraying pesticides and hurry up and take them off."

Han Dazhuang: "I won't take it off, I just won't."

Skinny Bamboo Pole: "The cult leader is going to open the Remy Martin today. If you keep doing this, he'll get angry."

A man with buck teeth chimed in, "Bat King, you're kicking someone when they're down. The cult leader is drowning in debt, and we're still drinking his fake imported liquor that costs over 80 yuan a bottle? Are we even human?"

Li Tianbao said with a smile, "Go in and have some fun. Today is my second uncle's and Baoqiang's birthday. Dazhuang, you help us take care of them and let the brothers relax."

"Your subordinate obeys." Han Dazhuang clasped his hands in a fist salute and led several patients who were being sprayed with medicine inside to join the dance.

Li Tianbao frowned: "What Lion King, Bat King?"

A man with buck teeth stopped and explained, "You are the leader, and there should be four Dharma Kings sitting under you. We have chosen two. Han Dazhuang is the Golden Lion King, and the skinny one is the Green-Winged Bat King."

Li Tianbao: "Aren't they the Four Great Dharma Kings? There are others."

Bucktooth: "My subordinates are still discussing the candidates for White-browed Eagle King and Purple-robed Dragon King. Does the leader have any suitable candidates?"

Li Tianbao turned around and looked. "That older one is my second uncle; he'll be the White-browed Eagle King in the future. The Purple-Robed Dragon King should be a woman. Are there any female patients on our third floor?"

The man with the buck teeth shook his head: "We are a proper mental hospital, with men and women housed separately. This building is full of men. If the leader doesn't mind, Meng Rulong in bed 69 can be the Purple-Robed Dragon King!"

Li Tianbao was puzzled and said, "Meng Rulong? That doesn't sound like a girl's name."

The man with the buck teeth explained, "Master, you may not know this, but Meng Rulong used to be a man. Since changing her name to Meng Rujiao, she's a woman. Although her breasts are surgically implanted, they feel alright. It's just that her beard is a bit prickly to the mouth..."

"Stop!" Upon hearing this, Li Tianbao immediately got goosebumps. What kind of monsters and demons were in this hospital? How could there be someone even more perverted than Xiaotian?

Li Tianbao: "I do have a suitable candidate for the position of Dragon King, but unfortunately, she doesn't live in our hospital, and she's not sick."

Mentally ill people are often clever. The man with the buck teeth rolled his eyes and said, "Oh? Is the leader referring to that female knight-errant named Chen Rui?"

Li Tianbao was overjoyed and said, "It is indeed this person! The Purple-Robed Dragon King is none other than Chen Rui."

Bucktooth kept this firmly in mind, determined to share the burden for the leader! He needed to discuss with his brothers how to get Chen Rui to move in reasonably. His eyes gleamed, and he clasped his hands in a fist salute, saying, "Your subordinate knows what to do."

Li Tianbao smirked. "What do you know? Damn, these lunatics are so cute."

After finishing his sentence, the man with buck teeth went into the ward, hugged his thin, bamboo-like frame, and began to perform a pole dance, singing and dancing at the same time. "If you see me, please turn around before you're surprised, I'm afraid my tears and my white hair will become a shameful joke..."

……

In the evenings, the hospital organizes viewings of the evening news, and afterwards, one patient takes turns giving a speech on stage each day.

For mental patients, taking turns to express themselves on stage can provide structured social training, improve their verbal logic and emotional expression skills, and promote the rehabilitation and reconstruction of social functions.

When the weather is nice, we organize activities outdoors; when the weather is bad, we usually watch TV in the multimedia classroom.

Appropriate outdoor activities can regulate the emotional center and effectively relieve loneliness, anxiety, and stereotyped behaviors; indoor group entertainment can prevent solitude and indulgence in daydreaming.

The specialties of Xincheng Sixth Hospital are not limited to electrotherapy; they mainly emphasize humanistic care.

We start washing up at 9:00 and turn off the lights promptly at 9:30.

For some special patients, there will be professional caregivers who will tell bedtime stories for a fee.

After the event, Li Tianbao would wash up early, then lie in bed. When the time came, he would close his eyes and meditate on his spiritual platform to cultivate.

Meditation is not about you sitting in meditation, but about letting the divine sit in meditation.

Within the spiritual realm, the lotus petals that had previously glowed were slowly reviving and gradually coalescing.

The path of cultivation is not something that can be accomplished overnight. As the Celestial Hound once said, consuming the primordial spirit of a spirit beast is both a source of sustenance and an external resource. To put it simply, it's like directly replenishing one's mana.

Li Tianbao was also observing all the living things he could see around him, whether they were people, sparrows, fish, shrimp, or fleas. He didn't miss any of them, for fear of missing a certain spirit beast.

……

At two o'clock in the morning, Li Tianbao lay on the hospital bed, slightly opened his eyes, and exhaled.

Today's meditation session is complete!

Moonlight streamed through the window, illuminating the ward and Li Tianbao's face, casting a frosty glow over the darkness.

It was very quiet around, except for Sun Baoqiang's soft snoring.

And my second uncle's occasional sleep-talking: "Tingting, when I miss you, I transform myself into you... When I look at myself in the mirror, I'm looking at you. Tingting, we have a son now, his name is Sun Baoqiang..."

Li Tianbao turned his head to look at his second uncle, who was talking in his sleep, and sighed. His mother had mentioned Tingting, who was his second uncle's unresolved regret.

Suddenly, Li Tianbao's phone rang.

It was Yang Zijie calling. Calling in the middle of the night? What a nutcase!

Li Tianbao answered the phone: "Hello, Junbao!"

Yang Zijie: "My God, Brother Tianbao, I found your dog, and my sheep too!"

Li Tianbao suddenly sat up, overjoyed, and exclaimed, "Great! Bring them to the hospital!"

Yang Zijie's voice trembled: "The sheep were blown up! I don't know who did it. The black sheep were bleating, it was a terrible sight!"

Li Tianbao was shocked: "Who's so perverted?! Where's the dog?! Where's the husky?!"

"A dog? The husky isn't much better. When I found it, its whip was only half intact, and that's it! And it still wanted to ride a pink teddy bear!!"

"Take them to the vet first!!"

"Okay! I'm hanging up now. It's the middle of the night, and it's terrifying. Harry, Harry, stop licking it. It won't grow back no matter how much you lick it." Yang Zijie's voice came through the phone, broken and intermittent.

"Junbao, I'll send you a phone number. This dog comes with after-sales service. Go find the place that sold it."

"good!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Tianbao found the business card [Tianmei Pet Hospital] that the little girl who sold the dog had given him, took a picture of it, and sent it to Yang Zijie.

The next moment, Li Tianbao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, sensing that something was very wrong! He was immediately filled with suspicion: Who hurt my brother like this!