Crazy Nezha

underwater.

Li Tianbao tried his best to pull the car door open, but he couldn't open it at all. Under the water pressure, unless you had a tremendous force, no one could open the car door!

"These clothes are in the way!"

Li Tianbao forcefully pulled at the female driver's clothes, revealing her red bra underneath. He inexplicably thought of Chen Rui; they were both wearing the same style, both from the Yangyangyang brand!

She looks to be in her early twenties and is wearing red underwear. Could it be that it's also her birth year in the Chinese zodiac?

Li Tianbao swam to the windshield of the car and smashed the glass with his fist. The female driver's legs swung about, her shoes were nowhere to be seen. She wasn't wearing socks, her toes were very white, and she had red nail polish on them.

It was red after all! I guessed right, this year is her birth year! *Slap!* Li Tianbao slapped himself. Why was I thinking about this?!

The female driver was bewildered when the handsome young man who had saved her inexplicably slapped her, and the light of hope in her eyes gradually dimmed.

Li Tianbao absolutely had to be saved! He saw it clearly: if the car had hit the guardrail earlier, it might not have been able to get into the water. He figured that the pretty female driver was worried about those old men playing chess and was willing to drive herself into the river!

Unable to break the glass, Li Tianbao swam back, spread his legs, and used the car door for leverage. He arched his body and tried to pull her hand away, but he couldn't get her out at all!

The female driver started blowing bubbles.

Oh no, she can't hold it in any longer.

Although we met by chance, it was still a living being.

It's such a pity that such a beautiful woman drowned while trying to get her driver's license!

Li Tianbao hesitated for 0.5 seconds, then kissed her directly and blew air into her mouth!

"I have to channel my divine energy into her! Leopard Head taught me that! I have to try! I can't just stand by and watch her die!"

At that moment, the female driver's eyes widened in disbelief...

As Li Tianbao played his instrument, he made a miraculous discovery—

The female driver started spitting bubbles from both ears.

What the heck? Why are bubbles coming out of my ears??

Li Tianbao blew hard again, and bubbles popped out of the female driver's ears, just like a rabbit in a cartoon.

Communication via words and ears? The ancients were right!

After blowing out a few breaths of magical energy, Li Tianbao looked around for any sharp stones he could use to smash the car window.

The female driver stared wide-eyed, utterly bewildered. She couldn't understand why the handsome man who had saved her would expel carbon dioxide from her!

But she did not give up her will to survive; she was still struggling!

At this moment, the Celestial Hound swam over, its eyes filled with pride, a carp in its mouth.

Li Tianbao's eyes narrowed suddenly, and he threw down the stone in his hand, revealing a look of wild joy, because he saw that the carp was emitting a white light!

A spirit beast?! The carp we first saw! The Celestial Hound deserves the credit!

Li Tianbao and Xiaotian stared at each other, and then Li Tianbao grabbed the carp!

The female driver was even more confused. She was desperate, utterly desperate. She wanted to scream, to have one last hysterical outburst before she died!

Because she saw that this handsome guy threw away the stone that had been used to smash the window and actually chose to eat the fish head? He was chewing it.

The female driver saw the man who had finished eating the fish head swimming towards her! Heh, doesn't that prick his mouth?

How could there be such a magical man in this world? I must be dreaming... The female driver fell into a coma.

Li Tianbao had a bad feeling. The female driver had fainted due to lack of oxygen. The spirit beast's primordial spirit entered her body, and one of the twelve lotus petals suddenly lit up!

Li Tianbao roared in the water, smashed the car window with his fist, and swam upstream with the female driver in his arms.

A crowd had gathered on the bank. They saw the young man who had jumped off the bridge surface, holding the woman who had fallen into the water with one hand, and swimming toward the shore.

The husky also surfaced, using its head to push its owner for help, pushing its owner's butt!

The crowd cheered, applauded, and shouted encouragement!

Li Tianbao swam to the shore, where the female driver was completely unconscious. Someone was calling 120!

"Who knows how to perform CPR?!"

Li Tianbao straddled the female driver, clasped his hands together, and pressed hard on her chest, performing CPR on her as he had seen in online tutorials before.

He didn't look exhausted like a hero who saved lives; he seemed to be in good spirits.

Within the lotus of the spiritual platform, the burning magical power slowly descended. This time, the divine embryo did not conceal its magical power, but allowed Li Tianbao to extract it!

"Get out of the way!" A bald, elderly man, reeking of alcohol, volunteered to push his way through the crowd, licking his lips. "I know CPR!"

After he finished speaking, he let out a burp.

Li Tianbao turned his head and roared, "Get out!"

The drunkard got angry: "What did you say?! Hey, I'm being unreasonable for saving someone? Who do you think you are?"

A group of people nearby frowned, whispering and cursing, saying that he was speaking the truth while drunk, and that he was really bad! How could this be a joke? Someone could lose their life if things went wrong.

Li Tianbao focused wholeheartedly on CPR, suppressing his anger at being insulted by the drunkard.

The drunkard squatted down beside him, a look of amusement in his eyes. "Kid, you're the hero, you get to call the shots, right?"

Li Tianbao pressed hard on the girl's chest, but he felt that blowing his magic breath was useless.

The drunkard, his eyes glazed over, seemed to have suffered some injustice, and said in a sarcastic tone:

"Kid, your posture is wrong too. Are you pressing too hard? You're the hero, and everyone else is a bunch of bastards. Do I look like a pervert?"

Someone nearby couldn't stand it anymore and said in a stern voice, "If you're drunk, go home and get some sleep. Don't interfere with the young man's rescue!"

"Yeah, yeah, what kind of person is this? It's disgusting."

The drunkard, enraged by the criticism from those around him, wanted nothing more than to vent his anger. Slurring his words, he yelled, "Hey, I'm talking to you! Didn't you hear me? Your posture is wrong!!"

Li Tianbao was focused on performing CPR, and although he heard the sounds, his mind was not disturbed.

The drunkard squatted down beside him and said, "Hey, are you deaf? I'm talking to you!"

At this moment, the female driver coughed and spat out a mouthful of water.

The audience around them cheered.

Li Tianbao smiled and relaxed. He was pleased that he hadn't lost control because of a drunkard's ramblings. It seemed he had made good progress in controlling his emotions, which was a good thing!

That's great, my illness is indeed cured.

The drunkard stood up, cursing and swearing, muttering, "He doesn't talk back to people, he has no manners, did he grow up without parents?"

Did you grow up without parents?

These words were like a thunderclap in Li Tianbao's heart. He suddenly looked up and stared at the drunkard.

The drunkard looked down at him, showing no fear whatsoever. "What are you doing? Saving someone makes you so great? You want to hit me? Let me tell you, I'm fucking insane. Try touching me and see what happens."

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "What did you just say?"

The drunkard thumped his chest and declared, "I'm mentally ill! So what!"

Li Tianbao remained surprisingly calm. "The previous sentence?!"

The drunkard thought for a moment and said, "You have no manners. Did you grow up without parents?"

Li Tianbao, straddling the female driver's stomach, suddenly contorted his face, one eyebrow drooping and the other raised. With a whoosh, he sprang up and punched her in the face.

The drunkard fell to the ground with his nose dislocated, rolled around once, and was about to get up when he saw the young man pounce on him like a madman!

Li Tianbao slapped him across the face repeatedly, chanting as he hit him, "No father!" *Slap!* "No mother!" *Slap!* "No father!" *Slap!* "No mother!" *Slap!*

Those watching were horrified; his slap was so powerful that it left the man's face covered in blood and several teeth spitting out.

For a time, no one dared to stop them.

The celestial dog barked wildly: "Third Master, don't kill him! You can pull his hair... or pluck the hair under his armpits... My Third Master, you really can't hit him! You're really going to kill him!"

"No father!" *Slap!* "No mother!" *Slap!* *Slap!*

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[The video of Li Tianbao rescuing someone from a river and then assaulting them was filmed in its entirety and uploaded online, quickly becoming a trending topic within two hours!]

Five hours later, in Guangcheng.

During the Qingming Festival, the southern part of China is unlike Xincheng, which is located in the Central Plains.

A light drizzle falls over Guangzhou. In the bustling city, a woman with shoulder-length short hair looks out the window.

She wore a khaki trench coat, her long legs bare, and even her back view gave off a cold and aloof vibe.

"Boss Jiang, what do you think about Li Tianbao losing control and hitting people by the river?" The speaker was an elderly man.

Jiang Baiyue didn't turn around, and said calmly, "It's fine."

The old man fell silent.

Jiang Baiyue: "Uncle Bai, book a flight to Xincheng."

Uncle Bai: "Boss, Dr. Wang and Yang Yongshi have begged you so many times before, but you still wouldn't treat Li Tianbao. Why have you changed your mind?"

Jiang Baiyue turned around, her shoulder-length short hair swaying slightly. She looked to be in her early twenties, with a pair of beautiful, icy eyes behind her frameless glasses.

The old man said, "That guy was drunk and only said a few sarcastic remarks, but Li Tianbao beat him so badly he ended up in the ICU. If it weren't for that girl named Chen Rui coming over later, he might have beaten him to death! Is this kind of madman worth your time?"

Jiang Baiyue: "Li Tianbao is quite good."

Uncle Bai: "Boss, which day do you want to book?"

Jiang Baiyue: "This afternoon."