Crazy Nezha

In the park's flowerbed, Li Tianbao looked at his swollen left hand, his brow furrowed.

The divine embryo in the spiritual platform was very quiet, completely ignoring everything!

Li Tianbao gritted his teeth: "He won't come out!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, stop!"

Li Tianbao: "He wouldn't care about this minor injury at all! I need to think of a way to stimulate the divine embryo; I'm not happy about this!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Let's cultivate slowly. With your current strength, magical power is just a matter of time!"

Li Tianbao: "The magical power I gained from eating spirit beasts is gone once it's used up. I have to refine it myself. Although it was slow in the hospital, at least it had some effect; I could see the lotus flowers glowing! But now... I really miss the days when I fought drug lords. That feeling, that was true cultivation! I need to find someone to fight!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, didn't you already sign up for the Wulin Feng competition? With your current strength and reaction speed, you could win first place with a crazy punch!"

Li Tianbao opened the official website of Wulin Feng (武林风) and said, "The preliminary rounds have already started, my session is at 4 PM!"

Xiaotian: "Can I bring my dog ​​in? Do I need to buy a ticket?"

Li Tianbao: "Open-air auditions, there's no need to buy tickets at all. For a commercial competition like this, it's good enough if anyone watches the auditions, let alone sell tickets! What are you thinking!"

Xiaotian: "Are there prize money for playing in the competition?"

Li Tianbao shook his hand and jumped out of the flower bed. "Of course there's a bonus! I'll take you and Leopard Head to the 5th floor of Wanda Plaza for hot pot then."

"Great!" Xiaotian followed along eagerly.

At the back gate of Shihe Park, under the bridge, what used to be a parking lot has now been converted into an outdoor roller skating training ground for children.

When Li Tianbao passed by, he stopped and watched for a while. There were seven or eight-year-old children playing roller skating, with coaches instructing them. He also spotted the little girl named Jixiang from the pet hospital.

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, let's go. What's so interesting about kids rollerblading!"

"Like a whirlwind?" Li Tianbao smiled faintly, inexplicably recalling the roller skating competition at the Children's Palace. That year, he won second place, Chen Rui won third place, and the first place was a chubby boy. At that time, on the podium, Chen Rui was still not convinced and insisted on competing with that chubby boy again!

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, these are all children's toys."

Li Tianbao: "All adults were once children, although only a few remember it."

Howling Celestial Dog: "Let's go back to find Leopard Head, I want to nurse!"

Li Tianbao: "You're not a little puppy, why are you always thinking about breastfeeding?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "All old dogs used to love suckling milk, although only a few remember it."

Li Tianbao was speechless. He walked from the back gate of the park to the Shenqiao Bridge above, intending to go back to Xiaonanmen for breakfast.

Standing on the bridge, the celestial dog asked, "Third Master, why is this bridge called Shen Bridge?"

Li Tianbao: "Xincheng was the fiefdom of Lord Chunshen, one of the Four Lords of the Warring States period, and was also called Shencheng in ancient times."

Xiaotian thought for a moment and said, "I remember there was a homosexual among the Four Lords of the Warring States, I think it was Lord Chunshen."

Li Tianbao angrily retorted, "He's a fucking homosexual! He's the one who's into homosexuality!"

The Celestial Hound gazed at the shimmering waters of the Shi River below and sighed, "I wonder where that glowing carp is."

At that moment, a sudden braking sound came from the roadside under the bridge, and a car crossed the road and came to a stop in the middle of the road.

Li Tianbao asked in confusion, "A yellow license plate? It's a driving school car, how come it's on the road? And it ran a red light."

The passenger door opened, and an elderly man got out. He hurriedly walked around to the side of the car and angrily shouted through the window, "I've been teaching driving school for seven or eight years, and I've never seen anyone like you! Get out of the car!"

From this angle, Li Tianbao could vaguely see a young female driver sitting in the driver's seat, looking flustered.

The instructor had just opened the car door when the car suddenly started, knocking him over and rolling several times. Fortunately, he wasn't run over.

The coach scrambled to his feet, utterly horrified, and frantically chased after the car…

A stylishly dressed woman's head popped out of the car window, turning around in terror and screaming, "Coach, Coach, the brakes seem to be broken! Help me!"

Instructor: "Brake! Brake!! Ahh, honk the horn! Honk the horn!"

Female student: "Where's the loudspeaker?"

"The trumpet is in your mouth!!!"

Suddenly, the car slowly accelerated.

The coach's face turned deathly pale. "Holy crap!! Brake!"

Immediately, the car's windshield wipers turned on inexplicably, the car sped up, and it headed towards the riverbank, horn blaring incessantly.

Pedestrians and vehicles swerved to avoid them, creating chaos along the way.

The woman driving frantically slammed on the brakes, completely bewildered. Why was the car going even faster when she was braking?

"I clearly stepped on the brake!!"

Somewhat hesitantly, she pressed the other pedal, and the tachometer needle shot up, the car suddenly accelerating!

"What the hell? The brakes are broken??"

The female driver's heart sank. She hadn't stepped on the wrong pedal; the brakes had simply failed. Oh no! The next moment, she pulled the handbrake, but it was useless!

There was a chess stall by the river ahead, where a group of old men were watching the game intently, each one giving their opinions.

"General!!"

"Damn it!" an old man yelled.

"Then call a car!"

A yellow-plated car from a driving school crashed through the green belt and sped by. If it had hit a chess set, it would have killed at least three old men!

In a moment of panic, the female driver jerked the steering wheel, causing the car to fishtail and slide sideways across the edge of the chessboard, creating a gust of wind that even startled an old man, knocking off his wig.

With a splash, the car fell into the river.

All of this happened in the blink of an eye. Everyone was stunned, except for the two men playing chess, who remained completely unmoved, staring at the chessboard as if they were gods!

The coach, standing by the river, saw the car fall into the water and immediately broke out in a cold sweat, nearly fainting. He pinched his philtrum hard and began to take off his clothes and slippers...

A crowd had gathered along the riverbank; some were filming with their phones, some were making phone calls, and some were even preparing to jump into the water to save the person!

At that moment, a person and a dog jumped into the river one after the other from the Shenqiao Bridge!

Thump—! Splat—!

Li Tianbao, like a swimming champion, swam towards the submerged vehicle, with Xiaotianquan following closely behind, paddling vigorously!

"Third Master, the carriage is sinking!" Xiaotian barked.

Seeing the female driver's desperate expression, Li Tianbao tried to push the door open, but couldn't budge it... He stuck his head out of the window and struggled to crawl out...

Because the car window was open, water quickly flooded the car, pushing the female driver inside. The front of the car sank, while the rear rose...

Li Tianbao plunged into the water, and the divine embryo within his mind began to stir.

"The divine embryo is finally reacting! I knew it!"

The magical power that had been unseen during the ten days of meditation surged forth from the divine embryo and then receded inward!

"So that's why I couldn't see the magical power I'd been diligently cultivating these past few days! Turns out it's been hidden inside my divine embryo all along! Holy crap!!"

A voice echoed in his mind, belonging to the red fleshy mass (the divine embryo): "If you're going to save people, hurry up and do it!"

As Li Tianbao swam, he thought to himself, "So you were the one who hid my magic power, what do you mean by not letting me use it?"

The Divine Embryo said, "Cultivating magical power is not easy, and even more so is the chance to glimpse the essence of existence. You are ignorant of your own limitations and will bring disaster upon yourself sooner or later! At this rate, when will you ever succeed?"

Li Tianbao: "Give me back my magic power! I want to save people!"

Divine Embryo: "On the brink of life and death, the Dao Heart opens!"

Li Tianbao: "Give me back my magic power! I want to save people!"

The divine embryo fell completely silent and stopped responding!

Li Tianbao refused to give up and swam underwater. The female driver was still not unconscious and had a strong will to survive. She stuck her head out of the car window, but her breasts were too big, and her body got stuck inside the car.

She was beautiful, her long hair flowing in the water, and the scene was almost dreamlike under the sunlight.

Li Tianbao calmed down.

The female driver had fair cheeks and delicate features. Her lips were slightly parted, and she exhaled a string of fine bubbles, which floated slowly to the surface like broken pearls.

Amidst the rippling water, her figure flickered in and out of focus, her long hair intertwining with the flowing water, like a mermaid in clothes.

Li Tianbao had no interest in appreciating this underwater spectacle and pulled her forcefully.

Car windows shouldn't trap people. This isn't about breast size; breasts are elastic, unless they're fake breasts that haven't softened yet!

The next moment, Li Tianbao understood that she wasn't wearing fake breasts, but had real, large breasts!

The female driver got stuck because before the car fell into the water, she probably tried to close the window to prolong the time the car could float. However, when the window was only halfway up, water entered the car and the power went out, leaving her in a dilemma!

When the female driver saw someone approaching, the despair in her eyes vanished, replaced by a glimmer of hope!