Crazy Nezha

Finally, Yin Guizhi paid off her son's debts! As an elder, she couldn't let Chen Rui look down on her, so after transferring money to Chen Rui, she also bought a large pearl necklace, which cost more than 3000 yuan.

That day, Li Tianbao was about to go out for some exercise when he ran into Chen Rui at the alley entrance.

"Chen Rui, are you on administrative duty this week?"

Chen Rui, riding her motorcycle, lifted her helmet visor and took out a pearl necklace from her bag, saying:

"Li Tianbao, I was just about to tell you, your mother got scammed. This pearl necklace costs 80 yuan online, but the pearls are fake, made of seashell powder! Your mother spent over 3000 yuan and got ripped off!"

Li Tianbao disagreed, saying, "When you see my mother, just pretend the necklace is real, don't take it too seriously."

Chen Rui's eyebrows furrowed, and she raised her voice, saying, "Li Tianbao, this isn't how you live! Your mother couldn't tell the truth from the lies and got scammed, and I can't even say anything to her?"

Li Tianbao immediately changed his tune, saying, "Let me talk to my mom on your behalf! She's old and didn't even realize she'd been scammed!"

Chen Rui smiled brightly and said, "Well, I'll buy your mom a dress another day to return the favor."

Li Tianbao had a headache and quickly waved his hand, "Go to work, no need to buy clothes, I need to exercise."

Chen Rui snorted and rode off on her motorcycle.

She wasn't really angry. Li Tianbao had been completely normal lately, with a regular schedule, exercising every day, and his energy and spirit had improved. Chen Rui was genuinely happy.

Li Tianbao went out to the alley entrance and saw his mother's car parked on the side of the road.

Yin Guizhi got out of the car, carrying her bag, and saw her son from afar.

"Son, have you had breakfast yet?"

Li Tianbao: "After I went to the park to exercise, I came back and ate with my second uncle."

Yin Guizhi: "I have an acquaintance in Hainan who sells goods online. I bought a pearl necklace from her a couple of days ago and gave it to Chen Rui. It's made of natural pearls! I just saw Chen Rui, but I didn't see her wearing it. Does she not like it? Does she think the style I bought is tacky?"

Li Tianbao: "Chen Rui just said that she really liked that necklace, which originally cost more than 2 yuan, and she even praised you for your good taste in shopping."

Yin Guizhi said with a proud look, "That's right, experience counts."

Li Tianbao: "Mom, what brings you here today? Are you not busy at work?"

Yin Guizhi took an envelope out of her bag. "You wouldn't accept the money if I transferred it to your phone, so here's 5000 yuan. Take it and use it."

Li Tianbao smiled and shook his head, "No need, I have money."

Yin Guizhi: "Take it, stop being stubborn. I'm flying to Nancheng in a bit to attend an academic exchange conference."

"Going on another business trip? Mom, I'm going to the park to exercise!" Li Tianbao smiled calmly and ran with the dog.

Yin Guizhi chased after her, hurriedly calling out, "Take the money!"

"Mom, I'm really rich! Save this money for me, I need it to get married someday!" Li Tianbao, wearing sportswear, turned around with a bright smile: "Mom, I'm cured!"

Yin Guizhi put the envelope into her bag. Looking at her son, who was becoming more and more cheerful and optimistic, she felt gratified and moved. "My son is really cured."

……

After Li Tianbao and Xiaotian finished exercising in the park, they went to the Sports Lottery Plaza to find their second uncle.

Yin Jianshe and a few old women were wiggling their hips in the square, their eyes wide like copper bells.

"Second Uncle, let's go eat breakfast."

My uncle, nephew, and dog bought some fried dough sticks at Xiaonanmen and packed them up to take home. They've been eating them in different ways these past few days.

The black goat is still in its postpartum period, so it hasn't been taken out for a walk. The baby goat can't talk, it can only bleat. When Li Tianbao sticks out his finger, the baby goat will suck on it, which is very cute.

Because the ewe was fed so well, her milk became so abundant that the lambs couldn't finish it all.

Back in the courtyard, the uncle and nephew each had a large bowl of fresh goat milk, which was more than enough!

Yin Jianshe soaked fried dough sticks in goat milk and ate them with great relish!

"This goat milk is so flavorful, it's so satisfying!"

Li Tianbao: "Second Uncle, why don't you go and act in a short drama at Junbao's company? Starting a business isn't easy. Junbao and Sun Baoqiang sleep at the company every day."

Yin Jianshe exclaimed excitedly, "Really?! I can actually act in short dramas!"

Li Tianbao nodded.

Yin Jianshe downed his goat milk in one gulp and exclaimed excitedly, "What kind of roles are they playing? At my age, I definitely can't be the male lead anymore."

Li Tianbao: "Junbao and his team have drastically altered an urban martial arts drama. Sun Baoqiang plays the villain, similar to Feng Yuxiu. I've seen the stills, and it looks pretty good!"

Yin Jianshe asked, "What kind of roles can I play?"

Li Tianbao: "Listen to Yang Zijie on this. Whatever role he assigns you, you play!"

Yin Jianshe thought for a moment and said, "Let's make this clear first, I don't act in Category III films!"

Li Tianbao: "They're a legitimate company! They don't produce Category III films!"

Xiaotian: "I can act in Category III films."

Li Tianbao kicked Xiaotian away and said, "Second Uncle, I don't expect you to become a big star, just earn some pocket money."

Yin Jianshe became unusually serious and said, "Nephew, after I die, you should sell this little courtyard. I asked around recently, and although it doesn't have a certificate, it can still sell for over a million! If your uncle dares to try and take this courtyard from you, just take out your grandfather's portrait, lay it in front of his house, and wail in his family compound! He'll naturally be scared!"

Li Tianbao was equally serious and said, "Second Uncle, even if you leave me with a mountain of debt, I still won't abandon you, let alone leave this little courtyard to me."

Yin Jianshe sighed, his eyes hardening. "Sigh, your second uncle may not be capable, but he definitely won't leave you with a mountain of debt! Your second uncle knows what he's doing!"

Li Tianbao: "As long as you're healthy, that's all that matters. Don't think about useless things."

Yin Jianshe: "But you've been doing well lately, going to bed early and waking up early, and exercising."

……

The next day, in the park.

The Celestial Hound asked, "Third Master, you've been refining for ten days now, how are you feeling?"

Li Tianbao unbuckled his weighted sandbags, his face flushed, his energy in excellent form. Slightly out of breath, he said, "Physical training makes my body feel very good, but that lotus flower still isn't reacting!"

The Celestial Hound asked, "What's the difference between training on your own and actual combat?"

Li Tianbao recalled for a moment, then said in a deep voice, "During actual combat, whenever my life was threatened or I was under great tension, the fleshy thing would talk to me, as if what I saw and heard was also what it saw and heard. It was as if it was protecting me!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Take it slow, cultivation isn't something that can be achieved overnight."

Li Tianbao said, "Xiaotian, my illness is cured, but my divine embryo is like it's asleep. None of the twelve lotus petals have lit up, and meditation can't increase my magical power. What's the point of just practicing these brute physical exercises?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, can you speak to the Divine Embryo? If you don't understand something, you can ask the Divine Embryo!"

"A divine embryo?"

"That red lump of flesh in your mind!"

Li Tianbao: "No, the divine embryo will only appear if I face extreme danger or a life-or-death situation."

"This is damn difficult!" Xiaotian Dog sighed.

Li Tianbao looked at the tall buildings in the distance and suddenly said, "Xiaotian, do you think if I jump off a building, will the divine embryo awaken?"

The celestial dog's eyelids twitched, and he said helplessly, "Third Master, you're cured now, so let's not rush things, take it slow."

Li Tianbao sighed and said, "Yes, my illness is cured."

"Third Master, what are you doing?"

Li Tianbao crouched down and darted into the green belt of the flower bed, looking around to make sure no one was watching.

"Third Master, Third Master." Xiaotian also came in, looking puzzled.

Li Tianbao picked up a stone with his right hand and smashed it hard against the back of his left hand! A piercing pain shot through him.

Li Tianbao gritted his teeth and said, "I'll try to see if the divine embryo will emerge if my body is injured!"

"No..." Xiaotianquan's face stiffened.

The phone rang, and Li Tianbao stopped, took a deep breath, and answered it.

"Hello, Dr. Wang, a follow-up appointment? No need for a follow-up appointment, really no need, I'm cured."

"Hehe, I've been going to bed early and waking up early lately, and I'm feeling great. Okay, I'll hang up now. Thank you for your concern. Dr. Wang, I'm truly cured."

After hanging up the phone, Li Tianbao picked up the stone again.

*Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!* He slapped his own hand!

"Come out! Divine Embryo, come out and speak! What's going on? Where is my magic power?!"

Li Tianbao slammed the object four or five times in succession, causing the victim to grimace in pain.

"Third Master, how about we go for a follow-up checkup?"