Crazy Nezha

Li Liqing was taken aback. "Translate what?"

Jiang Baiyue: "Director Chen, can you translate what 'surprise' means?"

Director Chen chuckled and said, "What surprise is it, Liqing? Hurry up and translate it, and be a good boy."

Li Liqing was momentarily speechless. He knew this was a scene from a movie, and this woman with a powerful background was deliberately trying to embarrass him! How despicable, utterly despicable!

That ungrateful wretch Li Tianbao actually colluded with outsiders to make me lose face!

Why is she helping Li Tianbao like this? What's their relationship? Is there anything going on between them?

Li Liqing: "Li Tianbao, what's your relationship with Dr. Jiang?"

We just met today... Li Tianbao: "We're very close, very close."

Director Chen immediately smoothed things over, saying loudly, "It's better to resolve conflicts than to let them fester. The misunderstanding is cleared up. Tianbao, hurry home and have a drink with your second uncle."

Jiang Baiyue remained expressionless, her cold eyes like frost. She grabbed Li Tianbao's sleeve, preventing him from leaving.

"Translate, translate."

The atmosphere froze.

Director Chen joked, "The surprise is that Comrade Li Liqing went to the Director-General to report on his work and made a profound self-criticism for abusing his power."

Jiang Baiyue stared at Li Liqing and said in a deep voice, "Translate it."

Li Liqing roared, "The only surprise is that I shouldn't have led people to arrest Li Tianbao on my own, okay?!"

"Pfft—," one of the subordinates couldn't help but laugh. He quickly cleared his throat and said seriously, "Captain Li, I didn't mean to."

Li Liqing's eyelids twitched. He glanced at his subordinates and felt that he had lost a lot of face.

Jiang Baiyue hummed in agreement. "Let's go." With that, she turned and walked gracefully toward the parking lot.

The celestial dog nudged Li Tianbao's crotch with all its might, "Third Master, what are you standing there for? Come on! Take me to fuck something!"

Li Tianbao snapped out of his daze and quickly followed, dog in hand. He was both surprised and amazed. Just who was Dr. Jiang, and how could she be so powerful?

And why is she helping me like this? Does she want to sleep with me?

Jiang Baiyue walked in front, with Li Tianbao and Xiaotian following behind.

The two people and the dog arrived at the entrance of the open-air parking lot. Jiang Baiyue turned around and said, "Wait for me here, I'll drive out."

Li Tianbao nodded, watching the back of the short-haired, shoulder-length woman with a rather aloof appearance enter the parking lot, and became increasingly curious.

"Xiaotian, what do you think?"

The celestial dog stared intently at a male teddy bear riding a mongrel dog next to the parking lot, while the two dog owners looked helpless.

"Xiaotian! I'm talking to you!"

Xiaotian licked his nose. "Third Master, what did you say?"

Li Tianbao: "Do you think Jiang Baiyue knows something?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "You'll find out soon enough. I have a feeling she's helping you."

Li Tianbao: "I checked online, and the information she has publicly available is that she is a neuroscientist who opened a psychological counseling center in Guangcheng, that's all."

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, you said you'd order me a custom silicone toy, did you place the order? It was supposed to be the Northeastern Sister Yu style!"

Li Tianbao: "If I can't compete, I can't win prize money, and I won't have the money to buy tickets."

Xiaotian: "I'm so restless. Leopard Head is in her postpartum period. Why don't you ask around on local forums if anyone has a dog that needs breeding? I don't care about breeds."

Li Tianbao: "Xiaotian, does Yang Jian know you're this kind of dog?"

Xiaotian said proudly, "Of course Second Master doesn't know. He's a proud man. If he finds out, I'm finished."

……

Jiang Baiyue arrived at the parking lot, where an elderly man with gray hair stood next to a black SUV, seemingly having been waiting for a long time.

Uncle Bai: "Boss, the equipment is ready. The room is booked at Jinhe Hotel. I left the room key in the car."

Jiang Baiyue nodded and said, "Go to Suzhou tonight."

"Okay." Uncle Bai didn't say anything and left decisively.

Jiang Baiyue got into the driver's seat, fastened her seatbelt, drove the car out, and arrived at the parking lot entrance. She turned her head and said, "Li Tianbao, things are temporarily settled. I know you have many questions. Get in the car."

Li Tianbao asked in astonishment, "Where are we going?"

Jiang Baiyue: "Jinhe Hotel".

Li Tianbao: "What are we going to the hotel for?"

Jiang Baiyue frowned and said, "I'll give you hypnotherapy."

Li Tianbao: "Can I bring two friends with me? Male."

Jiang Baiyue: "No way!"

Li Tianbao: "Can I bring a woman with me?"

"Get in the car quickly." The car window slowly rolled up.

Li Tianbao led Xiaotian to sit in the back seat of the car.

Inside the car, Jiang Baiyue asked as she drove, "How long have you had this dog?"

"Not long after."

A brief silence.

Li Tianbao asked, "What is the principle behind hypnotherapy?"

Jiang Baiyue: "From the perspective of modern neuroscience, the human brain has nearly 860 billion neurons, which form a neural network through tens of billions of synapses. It relies on brainwave oscillations and neurotransmitter transmission to carry human thoughts, memories, emotions and perceptions."

She then changed the subject, saying, "My father believed that the human brain is the anchor point connecting to higher-dimensional universes. In the metaphysical system, Taoism calls it the primordial spirit, while Buddhism calls it the Alaya consciousness; they are the same thing but have different names."

Li Tianbao asked, "What is the primordial spirit?"

Jiang Baiyue: "Ordinary people cannot perceive their primordial spirit; they use it daily without realizing it. However, some mental patients, especially those with prefrontal cortex nerve inhibitory dysfunction, can sometimes establish a connection with their primordial spirit, though to varying degrees. I have seen your information; you are very special!"

Li Tianbao lowered his eyes and remained silent, looking at Xiaotian, who also had a silly and adorable look on his face.

Jiang Baiyue continued, "Do you ever feel a sense of familiarity with certain scenes or experiences, and firmly believe that you've experienced them before? This feeling is subtle, and science calls it déjà vu. Have you ever experienced it?"

Li Tianbao: "I think I had that when I was a child."

Jiang Baiyue nodded slightly, her gaze calm: "When you're on the verge of falling asleep, have you ever experienced a sudden feeling of weightlessness and falling, similar to falling or plunging off a cliff, waking you up with convulsions?"

Li Tianbao: "Yes, I have."

Jiang Baiyue: "When you're alone, do you ever feel like you're being watched, even when there's no one else around?"

Li Tianbao: Yes.

Jiang Baiyue: "A melody, voice and image that I had forgotten for many years suddenly flashed into my mind, without any reason or warning."

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Jiang Baiyue: "The streets and rooms I visited for the first time felt strangely familiar, as if I had been here many times before? Occasionally, I would have a precognitive daze, anticipating the scene a second in advance, and then the reality would perfectly replicate it the next second."

Li Tianbao thought for a moment, "Does prediction count when playing games?"

Jiang Baiyue's eyelids twitched: "That doesn't count."

Li Tianbao asked, "What does owning these represent?"

Jiang Baiyue: "The mental patients I studied all had some of the above-mentioned common warning signs a few years before the onset of their illness."

Li Tianbao: "What makes me special?"

Jiang Baiyue: "You're not a professional athlete, yet you were able to exceed your physical limits under stress, and afterwards you didn't experience any physical discomfort, and this happened repeatedly. My father had a theory before; he likened such people to vessels invaded by higher-dimensional consciousness!"

Li Tianbao suddenly asked, "Dr. Jiang, do you believe in gods?"

Jiang Baiyue thought for a moment and said, "I don't know."

The car arrived at the lobby of the Jinhe Hotel, a five-star hotel, where a greeter came to open the car door.

Jiang Baiyue got out of the car and handed the car keys to the waiter. Li Tianbao followed behind, leading the dog.

The hotel staff member smiled politely and said, "Hello, are pets allowed...?"

Jiang Baiyue took out a black card and handed it over.

The latter was even more respectful, bowing and saying, "I will lead you through the VIP passage."

Li Tianbao remained silent as he followed Jiang Baiyue to a suite.

She opened her suitcase and rummaged through it.

The box contained some medical equipment, as well as changing clothes, skincare products, black hair dye, and hair dye sticks.

Li Tianbao just stared blankly at it.

Jiang Baiyue took off her coat and hung it in the closet. She changed into slippers, casually smoothed her hair in front of the mirror, and turned to say, "Go take a shower first, and wash your hair too."

Li Tianbao: "No... isn't this a legitimate treatment?"

Xiaotian: "Third Master, focus on washing my little head. Can I watch from the sidelines later?"

Jiang Baiyue frowned. "What are you thinking about? You need to relax your body for hypnosis. You'll be more likely to get into the state if you take a shower."