Crazy Nezha

The sun is setting in the west, in the small courtyard.

The black goat stood up and gently rubbed its head against Li Tianbao's leg.

"Third Brother, I miss you so much."

Li Tianbao was slightly taken aback, squatted down, and asked softly again, "Good sister, did my dad bully you?"

Leopard Head: "No. Your father just doesn't like the three of us very much."

The second uncle, who was already used to this, came over and said, "Your dad said he's going to sell the sheep."

Li Tianbao looked up and asked, "Did my dad hit my sheep?"

"No, your dad didn't lay a hand on me. This is my yard, he wouldn't dare to cause trouble! It's mainly because you're staying here, and he's worried that raising goats in the house will cause the neighbors to gossip. He's concerned about what they'll say."

Yin Jianshe thought about it for a while, but ultimately didn't mention Li Liqing kicking the sheep's stomach.

Li Tianbao noticed something was off about Leopard Head's eyes; there were traces of tear stains on the black fur beneath her eyelids. Li Tianbao leaned closer, smelled Leopard Head's eyes, wiped away the eye boogers, and asked, "Have you been crying?"

Leopard Head had never felt so aggrieved. He said in a teasy tone, "It's just that the wind and sand got into my eyes. My tears are due to my own reasons and have nothing to do with your father. Don't make any more wild guesses."

"What the hell! Leopard Head, can't you speak properly?" Li Tianbao got goosebumps all over.

Xiaotian stared in disbelief, realizing his good brother's personality had changed. He stammered, "Leopard Head has undergone multiple primordial spirit fusions... could he have developed a split personality?"

The black goat turned its head away, sighed softly, and said, "The three of us should move out. Third brother, can we stay in a hotel?"

"No, it's not appropriate for sheep to stay in a hotel."

Li Tianbao gently picked up the two baby lambs and carefully examined them. The lambs squinted their eyes in their uncle's arms, stretched, and exuded a strong sense of trust.

Yin Jianshe said, "I'll go cook. What would you like to eat tonight?"

"Second Uncle, just do whatever you want."

Li Tianbao looked at the black ewe, squatted down, and gently stroked her head. "Leopard Head, I want to drink milk."

Xiaotian: "I want to drink too."

Some ewes have four udders, while others have two. Leopard Head, however, is a high-end breeding sheep that Yang Zijie bought, and naturally has four udders!

Leopard Head nodded: "Third Prince, your second uncle made me crucian carp soup and two poached eggs for lunch. My breasts are very full, so there's plenty! The one on the left is for you and your second uncle, the one on the right is for Brother Xiaotian, and the two below are for my children."

Xiaotian asked, "And what about yourself?"

Leopard Head: "I only drink water."

Li Tianbao slapped Xiaotian on the head and angrily shouted, "Have you ever seen anyone drink their own milk?"

Xiaotian said, "Third Master, have you noticed that Leopard Head is talking normally again?"

Li Tianbao: "Don't make a fuss. A woman's personality changes once she becomes a mother. Be more accommodating to her lately, or I'm afraid she'll develop postpartum depression."

"Okay."

Yin Jianshe pulled up a few scallions in the yard, shook off the mud, and said, "Tell me properly later what exactly your hypnotherapy is all about. That Dr. Jiang seems a bit abnormal to me."

"Okay, Second Uncle, don't worry about me."

Yin Jianshe said seriously, "There's another matter. A lawyer called me before. He was from the Oriental Group! For persons under the age of 18 with limited civil capacity, their first legal guardian is their parents."

I signed and confirmed all the procedures for your initial medical record filing, hospital admission registration, and medical record establishment. For those who are over eighteen years old, I am your first-priority guardian in the judicial filing and medical system registration.

Li Tianbao had a vague idea of ​​what was going on and asked, "What are they planning to do?"

Yin Jianshe: "My symptoms are too mild. Legally speaking, I would have to take responsibility for what you did. I might have to pay a huge sum, and I might not be able to keep the house. And there are the online loans I owe; I'll have to pay them back sooner or later. Even if I hid from my debts in the hospital, it was only temporary. What am I going to do?!"

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "Second Uncle, I have a way to solve this!"

Yin Jianshe sighed, "It's very difficult, unless I die." After saying that, he tied on his apron and went into the kitchen.

Li Tianbao became serious and said in a low voice, "You two, come into my room to talk!"

A dog and a sheep followed him inside, and Li Tianbao locked the bedroom door from the inside.

He recounted in detail his encounter with Erlang Shen in his dream, especially the fact that Erlang Shen had placed a talisman on his forehead.

Xiaotian looked nervous: "So, Second Master is very concerned about my situation down there?"

Li Tianbao nodded: "I didn't tell you about what you did! Xiaotian, Erlang Shen even praised you as a gentleman."

The Celestial Hound bowed respectfully, "Third Master, I have nothing more to say. I will remember this favor!"

The leopard-headed boy asked, "Third Prince, what talisman did the True Lord give you?"

Li Tianbao pressed two fingers to his brow, closed his eyes, and used his mind to guide the golden light from his spiritual center, placing it in his palm.

The light condensed into a seed the size of a peanut.

Li Tianbao said, "Yang Jian said to press this on the Baihui acupoint of my dearest and most beloved person. Xiaotian, he told me to ask you, saying you know about this!"

Leopard Head asked疑惑地问道, "Brother Xiaotian, do you recognize this talisman?"

The Celestial Hound stared at the bean in Li Tianbao's palm, remaining silent with a complex expression.

Li Tianbao asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiaotian asked, "In this world, who is your closest and dearest person?"

Li Tianbao answered without hesitation, "My second uncle, my mother, Chen Rui... in no particular order!"

Xiaotian said, "Third Master, these beans can't be used. Second Master has been in heaven for too long and his brain has gone bad. They really can't be used. We won't take shortcuts; we'll just cultivate properly. Taking too big a step might lead to trouble."

No shortcuts? Li Tianbao inexplicably thought of the father of the female driver who fell into the water. When the old man came to present the banner, he also said that his daughter wanted to take shortcuts to learn to drive, but ended up hurting herself!

"Why can't it be used?"

Xiaotian said seriously, "Second Master wants you to kill someone! Once this bean hits a person's Baihui acupoint, their primordial spirit will be extracted, and to put it bluntly, they'll become a vegetable!"

Li Tianbao was struck dumb. "No wonder Yang Jian said that those who have been afflicted with the talisman will sleep soundly. Damn it, why did he lie to me?!"

Xiaotian: "Second Master wants to help you, but our thinking is different. He doesn't understand, he really doesn't understand!"

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "He wants me to kill my beloved, with no qualms whatsoever?!"

After pondering for a moment, the Celestial Dog hesitated and ultimately did not mention the matter of the flower stamen.

Li Tianbao asked, "Xiaotian, I don't kill people, I don't kill people."

Leopard Head interjected, "Why do you keep talking about knives? Where are there any knives?"

Xiaotian said, "Third Master, I won't play dumb with you anymore. To tell you the truth, I want to play with girls in the mortal realm and I'm not in a hurry to go back! Do you remember your friend Yang Zijie from the sheep farm? He's just too controlled by his father. Aren't I also controlled by Second Master in Heaven?"

Li Tianbao: "Okay, I won't play dumb with you anymore. The three of us won't play dumb anymore!"

Leopard Head looked out the window, lost in thought.

Xiaotian said in a deep voice, "Since I descended to the mortal realm, I, the Devouring Sun God, have traveled far and wide, relying on my ability to be flexible and adaptable, and being different from others. We must not only study diligently and practice hard, but also enjoy the beauty of nature and achieve the best of both worlds!"

Leopard Head asked, "If that's the case, these beans are against the laws of nature. Now that they've taken shape, won't keeping them unused invite divine punishment?"

Xiaotian looked at the beans and smiled faintly: "Third Master, even if we don't kill people, I still have ways to help you avoid divine punishment! Let's use them differently!"