"What are they talking about? And what does the ship animation that flashed across the screen mean?"

Li Haoyu couldn't help but sigh. He'd been talking non-stop all morning, but hadn't received a single gift. Meanwhile, a Google search for "beautiful woman" had barely appeared when people started showering him with gifts. His viewers were truly dedicated to the real thing.

Yuan Yuan hadn't paid much attention to live streams before, so she wasn't very clear about the special effects for becoming a Bilibili Captain.

She had barely appeared on screen when quite a few viewers had already become captains.

However, her helpful viewers quickly used the live chat to tell her what had just happened.

"Thanks to the captain who opened the account, 'I don't work hard, I just add points' and 'Spring River Flower Rain Night'. It's reasonable for us to split the gift money 50/50, right? Does everyone think that's okay?" Li Haoyu said jokingly after thanking everyone for the gift.

The screen was immediately filled with comments like "Taking kickbacks" and "That's outrageous!"

Comments like "Unscrupulous girl brutally exploited" and "Heartless boss" kept flooding the screen.

"You're dreaming! I want all the gift money. If you don't perform well later, you'd better pack your bucket and run away after the live stream. Don't forget to settle my appearance fee before you leave."

Yuan Yuan has little experience with live streaming.

But seeing the hint in Li Haoyu's eyes, she instantly understood.

She not only took the joke in stride but also used the opportunity to tease Li Haoyu.

Many viewers were amused by the sounds made by the two people's mouths, and the atmosphere in the live stream became increasingly lively.

Many people started making fun of the two in the live chat. (-_-) (-_-)

Seeing that the atmosphere in the live stream was right and the popularity had reached another peak, Li Haoyu decided not to delay any longer.

After all, the goal of live streaming is to keep the audience entertained. It's okay to make a few mistakes and try to achieve some results with the merchants. But if it keeps failing, the audience will get bored and eventually leave the live stream.

"Some people actually said I'm just spouting nonsense all day long, which shows you're all too young. Didn't you see the host was just playing dumb for the sake of the show? Could someone have actually fallen for it?"

"Next up is the host's show time, where I'll show you what a bargaining artist is like."

"There are always some people who look down on small businesses, always thinking that starting a business requires spending tens of millions of dollars. They never think that as long as you have an idea and the ability to execute it, even if you don't have much money, you can still achieve your entrepreneurial dreams with a small investment."

"Those who were criticizing me earlier, those who think I'm not good enough, if you're so capable, don't leave the live stream! I need to show you my true talent and make those who doubt me kneel down and sing 'Conquer'!"

The user, now sober, is at her wit's end: "I really don't know if I drank more or you, the streamer."

User Xiao G, who wished to remain anonymous: "I actually believed your nonsense and got fooled by you."

User "Guoguoguo": What if I fail at bragging? Does the streamer wash his hair upside down?

"Hehehe, washing your hair upside down is nothing, such an easy punishment. I wouldn't even bother with truth or dare when playing with girls. ✿.。.:* ☆:**:. .:**:.☆*.:。.✿ is just looking down on people. If you're going to play, play it big."

"If I fail, I'll shave my head, do a 720-degree handstand, plus a backflip and two and a half rotations. I'll ask you guys if you're up for it." Li Haoyu looked fearless.

User "Char Siu No. 1": "This streamer wants to be the gymnastics prince of the bald world. I've followed him and am waiting to see him fail!"

User "不溜奖" commented: "This show-off is just the streamer putting on an act."

A user commented, "So this is a live stream about hair loss!"

"So this is what you meant by 'big thing'? I didn't realize you were going to go this far!"

Li Haoyu was having a great time interacting with the comments, but he forgot that Yuan Yuan was still next to him.

He turned his head and saw her staring at him with a strange look.

Li Haoyu wasn't shameless enough. He made the streamer cringe.

The audience went wild with excitement, and the live stream chat went wild.

The screen was filled with comments like "This is a social disaster," "Beautiful lady, run!" and "The streamer messed up!" Li Haoyu was about to stubbornly try to find a reason to save face.

Yuan Yuan suddenly chimed in, smiling at the screen, "Don't go, everyone! I also want to see him do a handstand somersault with a shaved head. I don't believe he can win either."

User "Lemon Spirit" commented: "They really love making a scene. Can someone help him find the nearest barbershop?"

User "No pain, no gain": "Give up, streamer! Surrender and you're halfway to winning. Shave half your head and start doing backflips!"

User "Ironhead": "Why does nobody believe the streamer? I'm a psychiatrist, and I need the streamer's exact coordinates so he can be arrested immediately."

…………

"Whose side are you really on? Don't forget, I still have a share of the gift profits." Li Haoyu said this.

The other hand, not holding the gimbal, quietly gave her a thumbs-up off-camera.

User "I'm a Director": "I've already got my stool ready, waiting for the streamer to perform!"

User "Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun": "The actors are all in place, waiting for the streamer to watch the show! +1"

User's bizarre pending status: "Watching a show +10010"

The screen is filled with comments saying "watching the show."

Seeing that her little scheme had succeeded, Yuan Yuan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I must say, Bilibili is actually quite interesting. You can invite me to your next live stream."

Li Haoyu explained with a smile: "The all-powerful Bilibili isn't just for live streaming! Everyone on Bilibili is talented and speaks so well, I love it here! Most importantly, there are countless hilarious bullet comments that are guaranteed to make you laugh."

User 321: "Has the streamer gotten too cocky? Aren't you just streaming silly things now?"

Samsung's marriage certificate user: "What you said makes sense. Are you implying something indirect? How will you compensate me for my emotional distress?"

User A: "Kill the streamer, steal the beauties, everyone follow me."

………………

"However, there are still some preparations before the performance. I had some private conversations with the female guests, so please be patient and wait for my return."

Before the audience could react, Li Haoyu immediately went silent.

"By the way, was the grand business plan you told me about selling tables just that?" Yuan Yuan asked疑惑地问道.

"Actually, the original plan was to make my first fortune by selling college entrance exam study notes. I even had the gimmick ready: 'Top Scorer's Notes,' but that's not really suitable for live streaming."

"The impact wouldn't be good, so I gave up. Otherwise, making money would be much easier!"

Li Haoyu said with considerable regret.

Yuan Yuan retorted, "Making money isn't that easy. I think you're being too naive."

"Learning anxiety has existed since ancient times. You don't understand the price parents are willing to pay to improve their children's academic performance, which is far beyond your imagination."

"Many families are willing to lower their overall quality of life for their children's education. Otherwise, why would old, dilapidated school district properties that cost millions or tens of millions of yuan remain so popular?"

Humans are born selfish and self-interested.

Aside from your parents, almost no one wants you to be better off than them.

Even if you have a good relationship, they will want you to be doing well, but not too much better than them. That's human nature.

Only parental love is different; it is selfless and unconditional.

The love of the parents is far-reaching.

You never know how much Chinese parents are willing to sacrifice for their children.

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