Stop giving me bad reviews, or I'll become the richest person in the world!
Chapter 2 deserves a bad review.
At this moment, Li Zhengyi felt completely irritated. Who puts a whole potato in their potato pancake? What's even more infuriating is that the potato wasn't peeled at all! You could say you didn't cut it into strips, you could say you didn't cook it properly, but you didn't even peel it?
At this moment, Li Zhengyi could no longer contain his inner madness. There was only one thought in his mind: to go completely insane!
"I can't take it anymore, I can't hold back any longer, I have to give him a piece of my mind!"
After fumbling around for a while, Li Zhengyi finally found his phone, located the food delivery order, and without hesitation, dialed the number of the patriotic snack shop.
At the same time, Wang Aiguo was sitting in the snack shop, fanning himself with a fan.
"This is what real living is all about! Others toil away to earn money, but I can do it all with just one bad review. Just one order a day, just one bad review—oh my, this is wonderful!"
Just as Wang Aiguo was enjoying life, his phone suddenly rang.
Wang Aiguo glanced at his phone, didn't think much of it, and pressed the answer button. The next moment, Li Zhengyi's voice roared out from the phone.
"Are you the boss? Are you out of your mind? Potato pancakes? What kind of potato pancake puts a whole, unpeeled potato in it?"
Upon receiving the call, Wang Aiguo instinctively held the phone away from his ear. As it turned out, he was indeed prescient; if he had held it to his ear, his eardrums would probably have ruptured.
"My home."
After Li Zhengyi finished speaking, Wang Aiguo calmly uttered three words.
Hearing this answer, Li Zhengyi went even crazier.
Are you crazy?
"I'm not sick, I have a health certificate. Besides, I'm giving you potato scallion pancakes, is there a problem? Don't you have scallion pancakes? Don't you have potatoes? Who says potato scallion pancakes have to be shredded and stir-fried? My potato scallion pancakes are made entirely of potatoes, my wild small potatoes, guaranteed clean, washed several times, absolutely no hygiene issues, you can eat with peace of mind!"
At that moment, Li Zhengyi, who was in the office building, was so angry that snot bubbles were about to come out of his nose.
"Wild potato? Are you catching Pokémon here? Wild potato? You're crazy! Do you believe I'll give you a bad review? Do you believe I'll report you?!"
"This is your legitimate right, and I won't stop you."
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, he hung up the phone without giving Li Zhengyi a chance to reply.
Trying to threaten him with a bad review? Impossible, that's not going to happen. Wang Aiguo wants bad reviews; he'll be unhappy if you don't.
After the call was hung up, Li Zhengyi was so angry that he trembled all over, and then threw the potato pancake into the trash can.
"You're crazy, you really are crazy. Oh well, it's a freebie, whatever. There's still some cold noodles, right? I'll just have some cold noodles..."
He was halfway through his sentence when Li Zhengyi suddenly froze.
The moment he opened the box of cold noodles, Li Zhengyi felt he hadn't scolded Wang Aiguo enough. So the next moment he dialed Wang Aiguo's number again.
Wang Aiguo didn't pay any attention and answered the call again. However, this time, as soon as the call connected, Wang Aiguo immediately turned on speakerphone and tossed the phone aside.
Sure enough, as soon as the call connected, Li Zhengyi's roar came out of the phone again.
"Boss, are you really sick? Are you really sick?! What kind of cold noodles are you making?!"
Wang Aiguo turned his head and glanced at his family's signboard.
"Wang's Patriotic Liangpi"
Li Zhengyi: "..."
"Okay, I don't care what kind of liangpi it is. I just want to ask you, did I order liangpi?"
"yes."
"Then why did I open it and all I saw was chili powder? Where's my cold noodles?"
Li Zhengyi was utterly speechless looking at the cold noodles in front of him. There wasn't a single piece of cold noodles in it; it was completely filled with red chili powder. And this chili powder was incredibly spicy. Li Zhengyi hadn't even taken a single bite before the pungent smell made him sneeze repeatedly.
Wang Aiguo was already aware of this situation, after all, he was the one who made the cold noodles.
"Why isn't there any cold noodles? Just poke it down with your chopsticks, you'll see it then."
Li Zhengyi was stunned for a moment, then picked up his chopsticks and tried to pick it out, only to find that—oh my, he actually managed to pick out the cold noodles.
But after picking out the cold noodles, Li Zhengyi got even angrier.
"Are you out of your mind? Other people put a little chili in their cold noodles, are you putting two cold noodles in chili peppers?"
"Hey customer, are you out of your mind? I remember your note; you said extra spicy, didn't I give you enough?"
At that moment, Li Zhengyi was so angry that he actually laughed.
"I told you to add more chili... Boss, I suggest you see a neurologist. Let me ask you, which cold noodle shop adds extra chili like this? Normally, you put in three or four ounces of cold noodles, at most one or two ounces of chili, maybe two ounces at most. You're something else, there's at least half a pound of chili powder in this bowl, right? And then you put in some cold noodles, are you sure that's how cold noodles are made? Is this what adding chili means?"
"Just tell me if it was spicy or not?"
Wang Aiguo's words completely shut down all of Li Zhengyi's arguments.
For a moment, Li Zhengyi was at a loss for words. Yes, he wrote the note, and he also wrote "extra spicy." But he really hadn't expected Wang Aiguo to understand "extra spicy" in this way.
"You're awesome. Fine, you're awesome. Just you wait, I'm going to complain to the food delivery platform!"
This time, Li Zhengyi hung up the phone first.
After hanging up the phone, Wang Aiguo remained calmly seated in his shop. The small shop had only been open for two days, but he had already received numerous negative reviews and complaint calls.
Sure enough, less than ten minutes later, Wang Aiguo received a call from the food delivery platform.
"Hello, is this Mr. Wang? There's a customer complaint..."
"Alright, alright, I know. Complaining about potato and scallion pancakes is wrong, isn't it? Just say you have potatoes, just say you have scallion pancakes. Potato and scallion pancakes, who says they have to be pre-cut and cooked? Don't you think so?"
After a moment of silence, the customer service representative said, "We also have cold noodles with chili..."
"I put half a pound of chili powder in it for him. Do you know how expensive chili powder is these days? A whole bag costs twenty yuan, so half a pound would cost ten yuan. I fulfilled his wish, and even doubled it, isn't that good enough?"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the customer service representative fell silent again.
A full minute later, the customer service representative said, "Let me explain to the customer."
"Um."
After saying that, Wang Aiguo hung up the phone.
Then Li Zhengyi received a call back from customer service. When Li Zhengyi heard the customer service representative say, "The potato pancake doesn't say the potatoes have to be cooked, as long as you give me potatoes," and "Half a pound of chili powder costs ten yuan," Li Zhengyi felt like he was about to collapse.
He was already exhausted from working overtime until 9:30 p.m. He ended up ordering a bowl of cold noodles with half a pound of chili oil; the complimentary potato pancake contained a whole, unpeeled, raw potato. The only edible thing was the grilled sausage.
In an instant, Li Zhengyi felt as if the sky was about to collapse.
"Terrible review! I have to give it a bad review!"
At the same time, Wang Aiguo's small shop started ringing with a jingle.
"Ding, you have received a negative review."
"Ding, 1500 yuan has been credited to your Alipay account."
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