I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

Chapter 131 Take Me Along When You Wear Women's Clothes Next Year

"Really?" Louis perked up immediately. To be honest, it wasn't that he wanted to wear white stockings, but Catherine's conditions were too tempting—it really wasn't something he wanted to wear.

"Think about it, have I ever lied to you?" Catherine retorted in a sweet voice, she was really going all out for Louis.

"My mother always told me that the prettier a woman is, the more likely she is to lie," Louis said warily.

Catherine frowned immediately and asked hesitantly, "Didn't you say... these words were said by the mother of one of your friends named Wuji Zhang?"

"...That's not the point!" Louis immediately changed the subject. "The important thing is that I'm afraid you won't keep your word."

"Don't worry, my little darling." Catherine breathed softly into his ear, making Louis feel ticklish, like thousands of ants crawling on him, or like a cat scratching at him.

Louis gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and said fiercely, "We'll talk about it on Halloween!"

But with this appearance, she wasn't threatening at all; instead, she was quite cute and charming. Her secretary, Vitalie, looked up, covered her nose, and tried to suppress the gushing loyalty.

Catherine, too, with stars in her eyes, hugged Louis tightly and rubbed against him for ages, making Hermione and Vitalis incredibly envious.

"Then it's settled, Louise." Catherine rubbed Louise's cheek. "I'll be waiting for your good news."

"And what about you? You only made me change clothes, what about you?" Louis thought to himself that even if he went down the drain, he should drag someone down with him. He couldn't just fall into the pit himself, could he?

Catherine tilted her head and thought for a moment, then chuckled and pinched his cheek: "Just you wait, we'll definitely be a perfect match."

……

With great anticipation from the students, Saturday, Halloween, has finally arrived.

The Chinese translation is actually incorrect. Halloween is an abbreviation of Hallows' Eve, meaning "the eve of All Saints' Day," and is generally celebrated on October 31st each year. However, to be honest, Halloween has long since lost its original meaning. The original meaning, as can be seen from the Chinese translation, is a festival celebrating saints throughout the world.

Driven by commercial interests, the United States organizes various monster and ghost cosplay parades on Halloween Eve, forcibly merging the Western "ghost festival" with Halloween, thus deviating from the original sacred meaning of Halloween. As the US's global influence expands, this distorted commercial holiday has gradually spread around the world, losing its original significance.

Due to commercialization, most people are unaware of the religious significance of Halloween. Just like many non-Christians celebrate Christmas, due to cultural differences, they do not need to understand its meaning and simply regard this holiday as an ordinary "festival".

It's really just a matter of joining in the fun.

Many traditional Westerners do not support celebrating such holidays, especially religious people, who believe it is a kind of blasphemy against saints.

This is hard for Seres to understand. Let's look at it from another angle. For example, if a Korean suddenly had the idea to combine the Ghost Festival (July 15th of the lunar calendar) with the Mid-Autumn Festival, wouldn't your blood pressure rise just hearing that?

The fist hardened.

However, considering that there are no Christians at Hogwarts, and people celebrate Halloween and Christmas just for fun, no one pays any attention to these things.

You ask why there are no Christians at Hogwarts? Just kidding... The medieval church was so happy burning wizards, expecting wizards to convert to Christianity is as absurd and ridiculous as asking Texas rednecks to stop eating barbecue.

Starting the day before, the students and house-elves were busy under the professors' direction, tidying up the auditorium, decorating the house, and carving pumpkins, etc. By Halloween night, the whole school was filled with a festive atmosphere.

When Louis opened the door, he even saw a pumpkin lantern grinning at him.

Maybe this is magic.

That's completely off the mark.

After more than a year of development, Louis, who was just over 1.6 meters tall, wasn't particularly tall, so he didn't look out of place in women's clothing. Vitalie had carefully put together a nice outfit for him today, but he refused it. Perhaps he hadn't given up on himself yet, because he only chose an old outfit that Catherine had worn in second grade—his school uniform.

We can't afford to play this game anymore.

But since he has a good foundation, and people are mainly judged by their own temperament, his outfit makes him look exactly like a beautiful and elegant woman from the Slytherin.

As soon as I stepped outside, I saw Catherine with her blonde hair tied in a ponytail.

To be honest, the boys' school uniform she specially ordered from her mother, though dressed as a boy, couldn't hide her feminine charm. The combination of the outfit and her personality created a rather alluring androgynous beauty.

She has a similar air of Brigitte Lin's Invincible East.

"Oh, you finally decided to give it up?" Catherine saw Louis, first curled the corners of her lips, then looked down at Louis's legs, and finally smiled with satisfaction.

"You look quite handsome like this." Louis was quite satisfied with Catherine's outfit. For some reason, looking at Catherine's long golden ponytail, he could always think of an Amazonian female warrior carrying a javelin.

Catherine flicked her ponytail and asked with a hum, "Hmph, do you like it?"

"Of course, I like you no matter what." Louis smiled and extended his right hand.

Catherine rolled her eyes at him, then reached out and grabbed Louis's arm, their demeanor resembling that of a father and sister.

Thankfully, she wasn't white-haired, or Louis would have really thought she was possessed by Fujiwara no Mokou.

Just as he slung his arm around Louis's arm, a giant octopus wriggled out. Its appearance was almost unbearable to look at. Its purple body was staring at Louis with seventeen or eighteen large orange-yellow eyes, blinking rapidly as if they were all staring at him, trying to see through his soul.

That's so damn sanity-draining.

"Who?" Louis was startled and almost jumped up.

Oh my god, Cthulhu has invaded?

The octopus's head opened, revealing Christasan's silly face: "It's me... This is the octopus costume we seized from the Well of Eternity. I heard it was a costume used by the Highborne to perform at their ball."

Louis and Catherine both gave a thumbs up, expressing their utmost respect.

Having participated in Halloween costume events for so many years, Christa's costume is the most realistic and also the one that makes you lose your mind the most.

A short while later, Vitali also came out.

Catherine straightened up almost instantly, and Louis suddenly felt an intense heat, yet also an unbearable chill, surrounding him. Only when he saw Vitalis's attire did he understand why Catherine had reacted so strongly.

Yes, Vitali was impersonating Catherine, looking arrogant and conceited, and she imitated her perfectly, but in an exaggerated way.

"Oh, I really don't know when you two took some gender-changing potion. If you ask me, you two are a better match now, since Catherine has more of a masculine air about her." Vitalie started with a barrage of Catherine's signature sarcastic remarks.

"You've imitated it very well." Catherine gave a thumbs up.

But Louis, who knew Catherine well, knew that she was holding back a lot of anger... but it was Halloween, a time for everyone to have fun, so it wouldn't be good to let it out on the spot.

"Gaining the original owner's approval is something to be happy about, don't you think so too, Miss Deer?" Vitalie turned her gaze to Louis.

Catherine didn't turn her head, but the chill emanating from her made Louis answer without thinking, "No, not at all. Cathy is nothing like you, not cute at all."

"Then I'm really sad. If you're being threatened, just blink. Don't worry, she won't see it." Vitali continued to teeter on the edge of self-destruction.

Louis had no doubt that if it weren't Halloween and if he weren't here, Catherine would definitely have given Vitalis a taste of fire.

That's incredibly arrogant!

"I'm telling you the truth." Louis wasn't fooled at all. He even tugged at Catherine's arm. Catherine turned her head in confusion and was suddenly kissed on the tiptoe by Louis.

Catherine, overjoyed by the kiss, felt the chill and burgeoning fire dissipate. She gave Vitalis a satisfied yet defiant look before leading Louis out of the dormitory.

Vitali and the giant octopus stared at each other for twenty-four minutes, but Vitali, feeling awkward, decided to go back and change her clothes.

What a miscalculation! Who would have thought that Louis would defend Catherine like this?

On Halloween, the doors to the four house lounges were all open, welcoming students from each house to come and ask for candy. Louis had also prepared some pretty little candies in his pocket, ready to hand them out to students asking for candy at any time, but after walking around for a while, no one came up to ask for any. Everyone seemed to not know him, and didn't even greet him when they saw him.

Louis then realized he was dressed in women's clothing; it would be strange if anyone recognized him.

Oh no, I've actually gotten used to it, what should I do?

When Louis walked into the hall, he saw two Professor Snape. He went over to take a look and, oh, it was the Weasley brothers. The two of them were imitating Snape's expression with constipated looks, arms crossed, looking at the students passing by with aloofness.

"Hi, Professors Snape," Louis said as he walked over to greet them.

"Well, well..." The two spoke almost simultaneously, both asking in drawn-out tones, "Would this beautiful lady from Slytherin like some candy?"

Louis nodded and reached out to take the two candies.

After scanning them with a discerning eye, their true identities were discovered.

They turned out to be just "ordinary pumpkin candies".

This is boring. I thought it was the Weasley twins' latest product, Fat Tongue Toffee or Quick Skip Candy.

Louis, who was staring intently at the candy, didn't see the twins exchanging glances and playfully pushing each other. In the end, the two decided the winner by playing rock-paper-scissors, and George won.

George leaned closer, coughed twice, and asked somewhat awkwardly, "So, Miss Slytherin, may I know your name?"

"Louis." Louis didn't react and answered without looking up.

Then, somewhat puzzled, he said, "Don't you know my name? Why are you asking your sister here?"

"Oh, it's the beautiful Miss Louise," George exclaimed.

Louis immediately understood. He glanced at George sideways and said with a grin, "I'm the Louis you know... How about that, didn't expect that, did you?"

At this moment, Catherine also came over.

"Little Deer, what's wrong?" she asked with concern.

George froze as if struck by lightning. His fingers trembled as he pointed at Louis and Catherine, finally managing to ask, "You...you're really Louis?"

Louis chuckled for a while, then replied with a smile, "Of course it's true! Let's go, Casey, and go play with Harry and the others."

The two left in hushed tones, and George immediately became completely dejected.

"I'm heartbroken, Fred," George said dejectedly.

"Uh... sigh..." Fred held back for a long time, and finally could only let out a long sigh.

So what to do?

Leaving aside the two brothers, let's just talk about Louis knocking on Harry's bedroom door. A moment later, Ron, dressed as a lion, came over and opened the door.

"Cool, Louis, you're really good-looking." Ron recognized Louis at a glance.

"It really surprises me that you were able to recognize Louis... You know, your two red-haired brothers didn't recognize him at all, and even tried to chat him up and confess their feelings," Catherine said casually from behind Louis.

"Really?" Ron immediately perked up. Having been constantly bullied by the twins, how could he not be interested in hearing his brother's embarrassing story?

"Hi...where's Harry?" Louise quickly changed the subject.

"Oh... what's next, Harley? Come out quickly, Louis is here," Ron called out maliciously.

"Coming!" Harry replied, followed by Hermione, who was dressed as a black cat.

Louise's attention wasn't on Harry; instead, she stared at Hermione's cat ears for a long time.

"You're... a skunk?" Louis asked hesitantly, the tuft of white fur on its black fur was just too familiar.

"It's the black cat! You're the skunk!" Hermione immediately bristled, angrily retorting to Louis, only to be met with a nasty laugh.

"Hehe, skunk, skunk, skunk." Louis continued to annoy Hermione until the little girl's eyes welled up with tears.

"Ugh! I'm ignoring you, Louis!" Hermione was so angry she was going crazy, flailing her arms wildly in the air, which was quite comical.

"Trick or treat!" Cedric's voice rang out from outside the door. Louis turned around and saw the warm, big boy had stuffed himself inside two large pumpkins. The pumpkin body was his clothes, but his head was covered by a real pumpkin. Louis wondered how this guy could stand the cloying sweetness of pumpkins.

"Hey, what's the trend today? Women's clothing?" Cedric, with his sharp eyes, immediately pointed at Louis and Harry. "I'd like to try it too, but I've already chosen my outfit for this year... If you guys are still wearing women's clothing next year, please make sure to include me!"

Louis thought to himself, "Who the hell is going to dress up as a woman next year? If you want to dress up, go do it yourself. Don't drag an honest guy like me into it."

But outwardly he maintained a smile: "Haha... definitely next year, definitely next year!"

(End of this chapter)