I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

Chapter 132 Is that what you call liking? That's just being greedy...

Chapter 132 Is that what you call liking? That's just being greedy...

Cedric didn't stay long before going to visit other rooms. He acted like a wanderer, as if he knew everyone and could chat with anyone.

Perhaps it was because of the boy's friendly and approachable nature; in any case, everyone in the house had a good impression of Cedric.

While walking with Harry, Louis heard about how the Weasley twins had been given fifty points each by Snape for picking on them.

Louis chuckled inwardly, regretting that Snape hadn't deducted more points.

They didn't even consider that Snape couldn't afford to do something like this.

He led Harry to knock on Professor Snape's door.

"Trick or treat!" Louis said in a soft, feminine voice.

The door opened, and there stood Snape, dressed as a ghost, looking utterly astonished—a sight never before seen.

"Senior Yu?" That was his first sentence. Then, realizing what he had said, his surprised face instantly returned to normal: "Oh, it's Louise..." As he spoke, he said with a look of disdain, "I really didn't expect you to dress up as a woman. You are truly a good student of Slytherin."

Snape was clearly having a stress reaction—Emma and Solarian had once forced him to dress as a woman while holding a wand.

He was practically the school bully, and even James couldn't escape him, which was the only thing that comforted Snape.

Then he saw Harley.

Louis clearly saw a brilliant light burst forth in Snape's eyes, which then vanished instantly. His lips trembled for a long time, but in the end, he said nothing.

He took two bottles of Felix Felicis from his pocket and placed them in Harry's hands.

"Felix Felicis, just think of it as candy... Alright, I have other things to do, you two can go now."

Louis quickly pulled Harry, who looked completely bewildered, away.

That's enough. It wouldn't be fun if we really angered Snape.

On the way, Harry touched the two small vials of potions in his pocket and asked curiously, "Louis, what's Felix Felicis used for?"

"You probably don't read potions books much, do you?" Louis glanced at Harry sideways. "But for us, it should be considered extra knowledge—Felix Felicis, as the name suggests, increases your luck for a period of time after consumption."

"Wow!" Harry stared at the potion in his hand with exaggerated surprise, then asked suspiciously, "But why is Professor Snape so kind to us? He even gave us a high-level potion like Felix Felicis..."

"I know my mother and he have a good relationship. Perhaps your mother and he have a good relationship too. You might as well ask him yourself when you have the chance," Louis said, suppressing a laugh as he started offering bad advice.

Harry, that silly boy, actually considered Louis's suggestion seriously and nodded in agreement, "That sounds good. I'll definitely ask him when I get the chance."

Louise thought for a moment about how Snape would react if Harry asked him about Lily.

Then he let out a "te" sound, unable to hold back his laughter, but forced it back down.

It's been tough holding it in.

"What's wrong?" Harry asked with concern.

Louis waved his hand and chuckled, "It's nothing, it's nothing."

The Great Hall was bustling with activity. Louis even spotted Dumbledore dressed as a bee, laughing heartily as he shared his chubby bee rear end with his classmates.

It must have been a special effect, no, it was the Unseen Stretching Charm. Dumbledore seemed to be able to pull countless candies out of the pockets on the bees' rear ends.

"Oh, Louise, Harry, you've come?" Dumbledore saw them and ran over happily, pulling out two handfuls of candy from his back pocket and stuffing them into their hands. "I must say, you two are very much like your mother, oh, especially Harry, I've always thought you looked like James, haha... Have a good time."

"You're quick too, Professor," Louis chuckled.

He looked around. The three deans were even more festive. Professor Sprout had dressed himself up as a giant mandrake; Professor Flitwick had two white wings sticking out of his back, which fluttered dramatically, and he was carrying a heart-shaped bow and arrow, looking like he was Cupid; Professor McGonagall was the most interesting. She was dressed as usual, but she had placed a piece of white paper on top of her pointed hat with the word "CAT" written on it.

When Professor McGonagall saw Louise, she winked and stretched out her arm in her signature cat gesture.

Harry's hair is practically standing on end! My headmaster can't possibly be this cute!!!

Professor Flitwick then pulled out an arrow and shot Louis in the shoulder with a "biu," and waved excitedly when Louis looked at him.

Among the instructors, Mrs. Hooch, who taught the Flight class, dressed herself up as a giant Golden Snitch, looking rather endearing; Professor Trelawney, who taught the Divination class, wore a crystal ball costume, which was a bit odd but not unacceptable; Lockhart didn't spoil the fun either, dressing up as a pumpkin man with his sister Tifa, but he looked very unhappy, clearly because Tifa had forced him to participate with her wand; and Professor Bubbaje, who taught Muggle Studies, wore Muggle clothes, and the most fashionable and trendy style at that.

The most impressive one should be Hagrid. He was dressed in clothes that looked like rocks, probably cosplaying as the Thing. But the moment Louis saw him, a sentence popped into his head.

"A rolling stone gathers no moss."

Holding a tree in one's hand would be even more fitting.

"Oh, Louis, Harry." Hagrid's beard jiggled comically as he hugged Harry and Louis like a male mother.

His rock-like attire was different from what Louis had imagined; it wasn't hard, but rather quite soft.

Perhaps this is just like him—a soft heart beneath a tough exterior.

"Hagrid!" Harry called out with a grin. Hagrid seemed momentarily distracted, as if remembering Lily. Then he shook his head, patted Louis and Harry with a憨厚 smile, and said, "You two go play over there, go on, your friends seem to be getting impatient."

After saying goodbye to Hagrid, the two walked to the seats reserved for the students.

Unlike usual gatherings or meals, there was no restraint. Today, everyone was in high spirits and letting loose. Ron stood on the table, his lion mane twitching as he performed a lion's roar. Hermione clapped and screamed as she cheered for Ron. Little did she know, Ron was able to imitate it so well because he ate the prank candy from Zonko's Joke Shop.

Thankfully, he wasn't eating from a steam train, otherwise, that jet of air might have blown off his fake lion's mane.

Slytherin House was also bustling with activity, with Marcus Flint dressed as a troll and tap dancing... In fact, he did look quite like a troll, especially with his protruding ears and big teeth.

Draco dressed up as a snake, but he didn't do it well. His head was still sticking out from under the snake's head, making him look rather odd. If you didn't know better, you might mistake him for some kind of fathead fish... He even tripped over himself when he saw Harry and Louise.

"I have to say, you two are still the best." Draco gave a thumbs up.

"So-so," Louis chuckled. "Only third in the world."

Before he could finish speaking, Catherine grabbed him and dragged him away.

As evening fell, the atmosphere of the party reached its climax with the arrival of the "Odd Sisters," the most famous band in the wizarding world.

If you can't imagine how excited the students were, just imagine how the guests reacted when Maroon 5 was freeloading at the wedding.

The atmosphere reached its climax, and everyone was urging their classmates to go up and sing a song for fun. At Louis's urging, Catherine had no choice but to go up and sing Twinkle Star.

Yes, it's that twinkling, twinkling little star...

According to Catherine, this is the only song she knows.

When she sang, everyone held their breath, some wanting to laugh but holding it in. The Quirky Sisters were very polite and didn't laugh out loud either, just silently accompaniing Catherine with their heads down, even lead guitarist Johnny Greenwood played off-key.

Catherine wasn't embarrassed at all. She didn't think singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" was anything shameful, and she even accepted the bouquet of flowers from Louis after she finished singing.

"What's wrong? Why is everyone acting so strangely?" Catherine accepted a bunch of wildflowers from Louis and looked curiously at the students around her who were holding their breath.

"Ahem, I was afraid you'd be upset, so I didn't let them cheer." Louis coughed awkwardly twice, then gestured forward. "What are you all standing there for? This is none of your business. Keep the music playing, keep dancing!"

Seeing her classmates regain their cheerful demeanor, Catherine finally realized what was going on.

"Is it because my singing is too childish?" she hummed cutely, wrinkling her nose, which was completely at odds with her cool outfit.

"How could that be? I love listening to it." Louis put his arm around her slender waist and whispered in her ear, "I love listening to it, I can never get enough of it."

"Really?" Catherine's previously dim eyes lit up with a bright light.

"Really? Why would I lie to you?" Louis said sincerely.

Catherine looked at him with sparkling eyes, and after a while, she chuckled and whispered in his ear, "If you like, I'll sing for you forever, just for you alone."

"That would be wonderful! Why don't you sing this song tonight to lull me to sleep?" Louis was overjoyed.

"Silly boy." Catherine rolled her eyes at him, then after a moment, said softly, "Sure, you can listen for as long as you want."

"It's settled then." Louis patted Catherine's arm happily.

The two giant octopuses on the side, Vitali and Christa, kept picking their nails and sucking their noses inside their mascot costumes, looking incredibly envious.

Christa was mostly just playing along, but Vitali was genuinely jealous; she was also really craving Louis's body.

"I love Master so much, and I want to sleep with Master too..." Vitalie took off her mascot costume and snuggled up to her.

Louis lightly slapped Vitalie's peach-shaped cheek, saying mercilessly, "You call that liking? You're just lusting after my body, you..."

"You're despicable," Christa added.

"You little hussy, how dare you tease me!" Vitali darted into Christa's mascot costume and started tickling her, but Christa was not the kind of person to sit idly by and wait to die... a dragon who sits idly by and waits to die, she also spread her arms and fought back.

Ultimately, the battle ended in a complete victory for Kristastha, as the dragons' power far surpassed that of humans by more than two thousand percent.

However, speaking of this wizarding band, their lead guitarist Johnny even asked Dumbledore if he could skip the main course at the banquet and try Hogwarts' Mad Thursday meal instead.

Dumbledore, of course, wouldn't object. He readily told Johnny that at Hogwarts parties, you could order whatever you wanted—let alone the Crazy Thursday meal.

In his excitement, Johnny even spontaneously composed a song called "Crazy Thursday".

The four band members discussed for a while, looked at the sheet music, familiarized themselves with the rhythm, and immediately set up their instruments to begin a wonderful performance for the young wizards.

"At Hogwarts"

She tasted the moonberry juice with chicken wings

Eat them one by one!

The onlookers were curious as to why this was happening.

It turns out to be Crazy Thursday

woo~woo~

It turns out it was Crazy Thursday!

woo~woo~

It turns out it was Crazy Thursday!

Chicken drumsticks are delicious and juicy

Crispy and delicious fries

I love this wonderful holiday so much!

It made me happy again and again.

Please say it aloud with me—

I love this wonderful crazy Thursday!

The catchy, addictive music brought the party to another climax. Even Professor McGonagall was happily shaking her pointed hat, so much so that the white "CAT" sticker on the tip was about to fall off...

In fact, beneath Professor McGonagall's serious exterior lies a playful and mischievous soul—after all, she's a Gryffindor, how could she possibly be truly rigid?

Finally, Professor Dumbledore announced that a secret ballot would be held to select the best drag queen in everyone's hearts. The top ten would all receive a reward, with the top three receiving the most generous rewards—especially the first place winner, who would receive thirty boxes of moonberry juice, carefully prepared by the Hogwarts school, as well as enough Mad Thursdays for a year to feed the whole family, until the next Halloween.

Hogwarts lacks everything except moonberry juice, since Lewis's unlimited supply is still a bit of a headache.

Everyone was very excited, though, because moonberry juice is a hot commodity, and they could take it and resell it after winning the award.

The Halloween voting event concluded successfully with Gemini taking a commanding lead and coming in first place.

After all, the two of them cosplaying Professor Snape were so similar, especially their greasy, rambling tone. Most importantly, their perfect synchronization significantly increased their votes.

Snape, dressed in a ghost costume, had a murderous glare in the main seat. If he knew about the Six Meridians Divine Sword, he could probably develop it into a Seven Meridians on the spot.

The eyeballs are a distinct feature, belonging to the category of [something].

This is really giving Coach Stamford a headache.jpg

Second place went to Christa's sanity-dropping giant octopus, whose lively orange eyes were truly impressive—if she hadn't disguised herself in such a... inappropriate way, she might have gotten a few more votes.

But there's no way around it; the Twins are imitating the public enemy of the other three houses. Just because Snape is always picking fights and deducting points for no reason, they will also frantically vote for the Twins.

Christa was forced to adopt Xiang Yu's voice.

This is Heaven's will to destroy me; it is not my fault in battle.

(End of this chapter)

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