I woke up to find I had gotten my marriage certificate with a female celebrity.

"Is that all?"

"Yes, what else?"

Chen Xiran... no, that's her stage name. Her real name should be Chen Qianyu.

She won the Best Newcomer award at a music awards ceremony at the end of last year, and is known online as having a heavenly voice. She is one of the most popular new generation stars right now.

Normally, the two people's lives should not intersect.

Of course, that's the normal way to put it...

"Where are you going?" Qin Yi looked at the festive red booklet in his hand, but his eyes showed no joy whatsoever. He even felt a little confused, wondering if he was dreaming.

Chen Qianyu, standing some distance away, merely glanced at her coldly and said, "Go home..."

"You're going home? What about me?"

Qin Yi was stunned for a moment, then chased after the car and patted the window, repeatedly asking her what she was thinking. This wasn't just dating; this was an irrefutable proof of marriage!

As the car window slowly rolled down, Chen Qianyu pouted and said, "Go wherever you want."

Qin Yi wanted to ask more questions, but Chen Qianyu immediately pressed the start button, and the sports car she was sitting in gradually began to vibrate.

Depress the clutch, shift into first gear, and release the handbrake.

Quickly release the clutch and floor the accelerator.

The entire maneuver was fluid and seamless. The Aston Martin Vantage, a symbol of performance, launched itself forward, the V8 engine roaring through the air. Anyone who didn't know better would think it was a race car driver speeding.

"Come back! Come back here!!!"

The car was running ahead, and the person was chasing behind. But just after turning a corner, his engine, which consumed the power of two steamed buns per 100 kilometers, ran out of power.

Qin Yi clenched his fists tightly, wanting to roar to the sky but afraid of being mistaken for a lunatic, so he had to suppress his anger.

He kicked out at a broken aluminum can by the roadside, but his toes hit the paving stones, making him howl in pain.

"Waaaaah, what are all these things?!"

"I just went to the professor's house for dinner and had a few drinks, and suddenly I'm married to someone else!"

"Besides, I was clearly drunk and incoherent. Didn't the people at the Civil Affairs Bureau ask me anything? Don't they have any logic in their work? In order to promote childbirth, they don't even care about the procedures?"

Qin Yi squatted down beside the steps, rubbing his toes, looking at the red book in front of him, unsure whether it was a good thing or a bad thing.

In his previous life, he was seriously ill and could only lie in bed, barely clinging to life, basically living one day at a time.

He couldn't bear to see his parents struggling to borrow money for exorbitant medical expenses. Fortunately, he had a younger brother at home, so even if he died, his parents wouldn't lose all hope of survival.

So Qin Yi pulled out the oxygen tube himself.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated to this world.

Although it was different from his previous life, Qin Yi discovered that he could run and jump again. He was finally able to live in the world like a normal person, and he couldn't be happier.

He has lived in this world for fifteen years and is now twenty-two years old.

He clearly has many years left to enjoy life, but now he has inexplicably become a married man.

Qin Yi couldn't help but shout in his heart, "What is Chen Qianyu thinking? A female celebrity like her, just marrying someone so casually? Doesn't she care about her future career?"

"Why is she still the same as she was in junior high school, acting on a whim?"

Despite his complaints, Qin Yi can only take things one step at a time now; even if he wants a divorce, both parties need to agree.

Judging from Chen Qianyu's appearance, the fact that she dragged him to the Civil Affairs Bureau means she's definitely not going to agree. If they go down the path of divorce litigation, they'll have to go through court mediation and evidence collection, which could drag on for who knows how long.

I want to hail a taxi, but my phone is dead.

I wanted to flag down a car, but I didn't have any money in my pocket.

He could only brave the cold wind and walk towards the school dormitory, but after taking only a few steps, he suddenly froze.

"Where am I?!"

"Chen Qianyu, what kind of weird place have you brought me to?"

…………

After a two-hour journey, Qin Yi finally returned to his university dormitory.

At that moment, the dormitory was bustling with people playing MOBA games when Qin Yi suddenly walked up behind one of the roommates, startling him.

Liu Kaiguang yelled, "Damn, you scared the hell out of me! You walk so quietly!"

Qin Yi casually pointed at the screen: "Don't die yet, we're going for Baron!"

"There's someone crouching in the grass above."

Liu Kaiguang initially scoffed at it, but then casually used a skill.

Unexpectedly, there really were two people, Ye and Fu, squatting in the grass.

Seeing this, he immediately pressed his signature move: DFQR four-hit combo, as the loudspeaker announced: "Light up!"

The Dragon Team won a great victory.

"Damn, how did you know?"

Qin Yi drank the hot water, feeling the chill in his body dissipate considerably, and then pointed to the small map and said.

"No wonder you're still only Silver after a thousand rounds."

"On the minimap, only the AD is clearing the wave in the mid lane. The jungle is full of your vision. Where else can they hide if not in the top lane bush? Are they going to AFK in the fountain?"

Qin Yi sat on his bed to charge his phone when a message popped up on Weibo.

In the past, he would just swipe away these pop-ups, but the name Chen Xiran made Qin Yi stop.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to watch. It's probably just entertainment news and gossip, nothing interesting."

But then I thought, "Wait a minute, she's my wife in the legal sense now. Shouldn't I, as her husband, take a look?"

Just as Qin Yi was hesitating about whether to click, Liu Kaiguang, who had successfully reached the gold level, jumped up instantly.

"√××√√, I've finally reached gold!!"

"Guys, what are we eating tomorrow? Dad's on the treat!!!"

One sentence ignited the long-dormant passion in the dormitory, and the other two rushed over and shouted, "Awesome! A Gold-level master!"

But one of them is Diamond I, and the other is Master with 400 points.

Liu Kaiguang shouted excitedly, "Let's go! I'll treat you to hot pot tomorrow!"

He thought of the great contributor to his advancement to the Gold rank, and just as he turned his head, he saw Qin Yi staring at his phone, his face full of hesitation.

"What are you looking at? Show it to Dad too."

Taking advantage of Qin Yi's inattention, Liu Kaiguang snatched the phone away.

"Chen Xiran's position is precarious; is she about to relinquish her position as the leading lady of the new generation?"

"When did you start paying attention to the entertainment industry?"

Qin Yi snatched the phone back, pretending to just look at it casually, but his eyes couldn't help but scrutinize it carefully a few times. He had no other intentions, just curiosity.

"Oh, I just remembered, why are you so late coming home today?"

"Could it be..." Liu Kaiguang noticed Qin Yi's uneasy appearance and the smell of alcohol on him.

Gold 5's brain is working at lightning speed, and a melodramatic romance drama immediately comes to mind: a cold and aloof boy falls hopelessly in love with a young female student.

"You didn't go and confess to someone and get rejected, then spent the whole night drinking yourself into oblivion, did you?"

Qin Yi rolled her eyes at him: "Would you believe me if I said I went to get married and registered my marriage?"

Liu Kaiguang scoffed, and his two roommates next to him burst into laughter.

"Get a marriage certificate? If you can get a marriage certificate with someone, then I can marry a Foundation Establishment female cultivator tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow I will be a famous Golden Core expert."

"How many girls are chasing after you at school? Don't you have any idea? We guys are all envious of your luck with girls."

"But you're the opposite. You always have a long face when you're with girls, like they owe you money. If you hadn't been so tactless with the guys in the dorm, I would have suspected you were gay."

Qin Yi ignored him, crawled into bed, covered himself with the blanket, and was about to scroll down the entertainment news article.

WeChat popped up.

Chen Qianyu: "Are you there?"