I woke up to find I had gotten my marriage certificate with a female celebrity.

Qin Yi's lips twitched, and he immediately scrolled away from the message.

But less than half a minute later, Chen Qianyu sent another message.

"Are you there?"

Qin Yi reluctantly opened WeChat, staring at those two words, his mind went completely blank, and for a moment he didn't know what to reply.

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

"Are you there?"

In that moment of hesitation, Chen Qianyu sent dozens of messages in an instant, her phone still ringing with notifications, like she was sending telegrams.

"Not here!"

Qin Yi typed two words in the input field in 0.2 seconds. Before his thumb could even reach the send button, the phone suddenly rang.

That was the sound that terrified countless cattle and horses; the sound that made one's heart race, scalp tingle, and body convulse upon hearing it.

This is the most terrifying music in the world.

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Chen Qianyu invites you to a voice call.

Qin Yi felt a jolt, his whole body trembled a few times, and his heart pounded wildly.

When he saw the three words "Chen Qianyu" written on it, his breathing finally calmed down.

This ringtone is absolutely terrifying!

"What are you doing so late at night?"

Qin Yi pressed the answer button and whispered under the covers.

The screen in front of me suddenly flashed, and to my surprise, Chen Qianyu turned on the camera.

"What else can I do? Practice singing, of course. It's a good time to rest. I want to see if you're still alive on the roadside."

Qin Yi looked at the screen, where various musical instruments were placed not far away, and behind her were tuning equipment.

The camera pans, and Chen Qianyu lies down, her black hair cascading onto the sofa. Despite being without makeup, she exudes a pure and refreshing beauty.

"I really don't understand what you're thinking," Qin Yi said, seizing the opportunity to ask.

"Girl, this is a real wedding, not a joke. Have you thought about the consequences if it gets out that you, a top star, are married to someone else?"

Chen Qianyu suddenly chuckled: "So, you're worried about me?"

Qin Yi gritted his teeth and hissed, "I'm not worried about you. What's there to worry about with a big star like you?"

"Besides, didn't you even consider what I was thinking?"

Chen Qianyu's eyes darted left and right, her expression nonchalant: "Isn't marrying a big star good?"

"Oh no!" Qin Yi suddenly jumped out of bed. Seeing his roommates looking at him with suspicion, he quickly hid his phone and ran outside the dormitory.

"Of course not!"

Chen Qianyu pouted and said, "What's wrong with me? Am I ugly, or am I so poor that I need your help?"

Qin Yi shook his head repeatedly: "That's not what I meant."

Chen Qianyu: "So what do you mean? Are you saying I'm not good-looking?"

Qin Yi was so angry that his five fingers clenched into claws. If he had more internal energy, he probably would have used the Nine Yin White Bone Claw on the spot.

"You're very good-looking, much better-looking than any of today's celebrities, but that's not the point."

"What kind of behavior is this? This is violating a man's will. It's...it's punishable by imprisonment, do you understand? Life imprisonment!"

Qin Yi was still under the influence of alcohol, and his mind was blank, so he was just saying whatever came to mind.

Upon hearing this, Chen Qianyu sat up. She smiled at the screen, but her eyes were darting to the other side, completely ignoring the camera.

"Oh, so I'm that good-looking in your eyes?"

"I have to talk to you now, I need to continue practicing my singing, bye-bye."

The video call ended as soon as he finished speaking.

Qin Yi stood there dumbfounded, completely bewildered by how this person's brain worked.

The next moment, another WeChat message came in.

I'll pick you up from school after class tomorrow.

Just as Qin Yi sent the message "Don't come," Chen Qianyu sent another message.

"If you don't come, I'll stand at the school gate and shout with my marriage certificate in hand."

"A certain grade, a certain department, a man surnamed Qin has cheated on his wife."

Qin Yi's eyebrows twitched, and he quickly typed four words: "Are you crazy?"

Instead of receiving a message from Chen Qianyu, he was met with a line of small print above the message bar.

Yixinyiyi has enabled friend verification. You are not yet his/her friend. Please send a friend verification request first.

Qin Yi: "?"

Is this...right?

Undeterred, Qin Yi opened his contacts again and dialed Chen Qianyu's number.

The number you dialed is busy. Please try again later.

The number you dialed is busy now. Please redial later.

There was no ringtone, only a voice message popped up, which clearly means I've been blocked.

"no……"

"You...I..."

"No, girl! You're really something!! You can do that???"

Qin Yi stood there, feeling utterly helpless.

"I'm just an ordinary music student, why would I marry a big star?"

Does logic still exist in this world?

"I just want to enjoy my university life, is that not even allowed?"

Qin Yi had only one thought in his mind right now: divorce!!

This marriage must end; there's no other way.

He could easily imagine that one day the two of them would be walking down the street when they were suddenly photographed by paparazzi!

Therefore, we must get a divorce; only the day of divorce is a good day!

Living like a rat in the street, hiding and dodging, how can there be any hope for such a life?

I want a divorce! I want a divorce!!

Qin Yi walked into the dormitory with a dark face and angrily. As soon as someone asked him where he had been, he blurted out the answer.

"I want a divorce!"

The three of them were stunned at the same time: "Are you out of your mind? How much did you drink tonight? Why are you talking nonsense?"

Qin Yi slapped himself hard across the face: "No... I'm fine."

Liu Kaiguang then said, "Who asked you if you were alright?"

"Who called you just now? It was ringing like an alarm! Damn, did you ditch someone?"

Qin Yi returned to bed in a daze, muttering to himself, "Yes, I have a problem, I have a problem."

He suddenly changed his tune: "No, wait, there's nothing wrong with me!"

At this moment, Qin Yi's mind was a complete mess. He looked at the red exclamation mark on his phone and started talking for no reason.

"I have a question for you, not about me, but about a friend of mine."

The three of them squinted simultaneously: "Yes, you have a friend. What happened to your friend?"

Qin Yi continued, "My friend is like this."

"He's just an ordinary college student who doesn't want to get married too early and bury himself in a coffin. Is that wrong?"

The three nodded in unison: "Yes, that's right."

Qin Yi added, "Yeah, my friend disagreed, and the girl came to the school to find him, not even giving him a chance to object, and she blocked him on WeChat and by phone."

The three suddenly realized that they had been pressured by their families to get married, which explained their current situation.

Liu Kaiguang suddenly put his arm around Qin Yi's shoulder and said earnestly, "Why don't you go and have a good talk with the woman?"

"If all else fails, just say you're gay and don't get close to women."

"That's right!" Qin Yi suddenly realized why he hadn't thought of such a good excuse.

"I'm gay...I'm gay..." He buried his head back into the blanket, repeating the phrase over and over as if possessed.

Unexpectedly, a small corner of that festive red fabric peeked out from the pocket, and the three of them became increasingly uneasy: "Wait a minute..."

"He...he actually went and got the marriage certificate??"