What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!
055. Bananas are naked after peeling.
"Name?"
"Gu Jiangyi... oh no, it's Gu Qiqi."
"gender?"
"female."
"age?"
"15...13, yes, it's 13!"
"Really? You're quite young." Ye Wen adjusted his monocle. "Have you done this kind of work before?"
No.
"Ah, a complete novice with zero experience."
Ye Wen nodded: "So what brought you into contact with this kind of thing?"
"Yes, there are many reasons..." Gu Jiangyi rubbed her fingers with some unease: "It's the senior's request and encouragement, everyone's support, and most of all, it's my personal desire to work hard."
"Hmm, that's a very cheerful way of putting it."
Ye Wen nodded: "Then before we officially begin, let's say something to our future audience."
"Okay, okay!"
Gu Jiangyi turned around, clenched her fist in front of the camera, and said, "I... I'll do my best! Please support our video!"
Thank you!
Gu Jiangyi bowed to the camera.
The interview has ended.
Looking at the cropped image, the student council members fell into deep thought.
"Yes, it looks just like it, very much like it."
"It's not that they're completely unrelated, but rather that they're exactly the same."
"If this gets broadcast, won't the student council lose all face?"
"Brother Ye Wen, are the filming and editing techniques you learned in Hawaii really legitimate...?"
Ye Wen shrugged.
"Sorry, I only learned this shooting technique when I was in Hawaii, I'm not very good at others."
Yanzhi retorted, "So what exactly did you do in Hawaii...?"
The incident started when the student council had a sudden idea to record a private interview with the main character before the main feature to generate buzz. Ye Wen said he would do it.
And then it became like this.
A very engaging interview that needs no further explanation.
At this moment, only the president looked up at everyone with a bewildered expression: "Huh? Is there something wrong with this clip? Isn't it a normal, cheerful interview?"
Ye Wen: "..."
He patted Bai Qianyue's head with a loving look: "It's alright, President, you don't need to worry."
"Go play there, kid."
"Oh, okay... no, I'm not a child!"
Bai Qianyue stomped her feet in anger, then Ye Wen smoothly pulled her aside.
"Alright, let's put the promotional clips aside for now and get ready to film the main feature."
The image zooms in, and they are now not in the student council room, but in a somewhat familiar living room, with three statues of deities enshrined on the wall.
Yes, this is Ye Wen's home.
Recently, the school had a rare five-day holiday. After finalizing the script and casting issues, these five days were perfect for filming movie scenes.
What they are filming now is the first scene of the script. The magical girl Gu Ranqi (the female lead played by Gu Jiangyi) is attacked by the monster Banana Monster in her home. In a panic, she runs into the basement of her house, where she accidentally discovers the magic wand left by her sister. She transforms into a magical girl and defeats the Banana Monster.
"By the way, what about the magical girl's performance costume?"
Feihe Zeng raised his finger: "I remember Ye Wen said you would prepare it, right? Now show it to us."
Although Gu Jiangyi could transform into a magical girl, that was a thing of the past. After learning Kyubey's true identity, Ye Wen sealed away the gem used to collect the heroine's twisted soul.
Gu Jiangyi has also lost the ability to transform into a magical girl, so she needs to prepare a special dress.
"Ugh..." Gu Jiangyi thought of something, and her face gradually turned pink.
"You want to see it? Okay."
Ye Wen patted Gu Jiangyi on the back: "Don't just stand there like an idiot, go to your room and change your clothes so everyone can see you."
Gu Jiangyi has been staying at Ye Wen's house for the past few days, and her clothes and other items have already been made to her size.
"I..." Gu Jiangyi wanted to say something, but thinking that she would soon be transforming into a character, she swallowed her words and obediently ran back to her room to change her clothes.
A few minutes later, she walked out hesitantly.
Wow.
A gasp of amazement rang out.
Unlike Gu Jiangyi's magical girl outfit with its black and gold color scheme, this performance costume is mainly pink and white, with layers of skirt that resemble a blooming lily, and a large bow that sways gently at the waist.
The most eye-catching element was probably the small, cute white high heels and the white stockings that extended all the way to the bottom of the skirt, creating a strong visual impact.
"She's so cute!" Yanzhi's eyes lit up. "You can definitely tell at a glance that she's a magical girl."
Higanbaku covered his mouth: "A pure white maiden? Good taste, Ye Wen. This kind of white is most exciting when it's dyed black, hehe."
"Shut up, you wicked-looking guy." Aria peeked out. "This dress looks really well-made. Ye Wen, where did you get it?"
"I don't know, a friend did it for me."
Ye Wen's eyes also held a hint of doubt. He had actually asked Mu Xingyuan to handle the costume issue, but the clothes she sent were indeed a bit over the standard.
"Ugh..." Faced with everyone's unreserved praise, Gu Jiangyi's face became redder and hotter, and her feet became more and more pigeon-toed.
There's a huge difference between transforming into a magical girl and cosplaying as a magical girl.
Especially in terms of shame.
"What about mine?"
Bai Qian Yue raised her hand: "Xiao Jiang's is indeed very cute, but Ye Wen, you also prepared our magical girl costumes, right?"
"Take it out and let me see it! I can't wait!"
The president spoke with shining eyes.
"Don't worry, everything is ready."
Ye Wen took out several large boxes from the room and handed them to everyone. When they opened them, they were surprised to find cosplay outfits inside that were just as exquisite as those worn by Gu Jiangyi.
Feihe Zeng is of the dark gothic type, Ailiya is of the holy nun type, Yanzhi is of the decadent sports type, and Bai Qianyue is of the pink-haired dwarf type.
White, black, gold, red, pink.
Magical Sentai Gorangers, here we come!
As for Ye Wen, he didn't need to do any special cosplay. He just needed to wear the black butler outfit he used at home for emergencies and a monocle.
Anyway, people at school would instinctively cry if they saw his face.
"Alright, you guys, let's talk after you try on the clothes, don't waste time."
Ye Wen clapped his hands: "Now, Act One, Section One: The Awakening of the Magical Girl."
"Filming officially begins!"
……
Gu Qiqi, female, junior high school student, 13 years old, Libra zodiac sign.
The narrator (Ye Wen) reads the narration without any emotion.
[Her parents run a business abroad and are unable to return home for many years. She, who is cared for by one older brother and four older sisters, decided to cook a meal for herself today to express her gratitude to her siblings.]
In the scene, Gu Jiangyi, dressed in JK uniform, appears and walks naturally to the refrigerator under the gaze of several pairs of eyes and cameras.
What will this straightforward and hardworking girl choose to do?
Gu Jiangyi opened the refrigerator door, tiptoed, and glanced inside.
The next second, she took out a large green onion.
That was the offering Ye Wen had prepared for Hatsune Miku tomorrow.
[The girl chose scallions; is she making braised sea cucumber with scallions?]
"Huh? Sea... sea cucumber?"
Gu Jiangyi blinked quickly. Where were the sea cucumbers in the refrigerator? She couldn't see them.
The next second, she saw a box in the refrigerator containing a bunch of konjac snacks, with a label that read "I am a sea cucumber."
Gu Jiangyi: "..."
She controlled her expression and took out the box of konjac snacks.
Look, our heroine has already prepared the ingredients!
Gu Jiangyi took the ingredients and went into the kitchen.
And just then!
Clang!
The door to Ye Wen's house was kicked open violently, followed by a cloud of artificial dust and gravel (special effects will be added later), then a burst of maniacal laughter, and the enemy made their grand entrance!
"Hahaha! I've finally found the magical girls' hideout! Now, those damned magical girls will be homeless, and the park will be a den of thieves! Hahahaha!"
As the enemy appeared, the narrator's voice became slightly more impassioned.
[She's a member of the Monster Association, the Banana Monster?! She actually found the magical girls' home!]
[With her older siblings all out of the house, the female lead is in grave danger!]
Snapped.
Gu Jiangyi was so startled that she dropped the box containing the konjac dessert to the ground.
As the smoke cleared, what appeared before her eyes and the camera was...
Ye Xia wearing a banana mascot costume.
She was laughing wildly with her hands on her hips.
This weirdo outfit... well, how should I put it, it's basically a banana, a really, really big banana, with five slits cut into it so that Ye Xia can show his limbs and face.
In this way, a banana monster was created.
Honestly.
That's pretty sleazy.
Although the clothing was simple, Ye Xia's expressive face made up for it. Wearing the banana costume, she really looked like a banana monster.
"Hehehe, so you're a magical girl's family? I'm going to stuff you into my banana peel and turn you into my banana teeth!"
The banana-shaped monster approached Gu Jiangyi step by step.
"You, you stay away!"
Gu Jiangyi tried her best to act flustered and scared, but because Ye Xia's outfit was so funny, it was extremely difficult for her to act.
She really, really tried her best to hold it in.
"Escape? You can't escape my grasp!"
"Screaming your lungs out won't save you, haha! Let me show you the ultimate technique of the Banana Monster!"
The next second, to everyone's astonishment, Ye Xia... no, the banana monster, pushed off with both legs and leaped four or five meters, spinning like a top in the air.
"The Secret of Bananas—"
"Banana Missile!"
Then, a hole was torn open at the top of the banana-shaped suit, and Ye Xia shot out of that hole amidst the spinning lightning!
Gu Jiangyi: "!"
Higanbaku-zō: "!"
Aria: "!"
Yanzhi: "!"
Bai Qian Yue: "?"
Ye Wen: "???!!!!"
Their shock wasn't due to Ye Xia's actions, but rather...
Looking at Ye Xia firing at her, Gu Jiangyi let out a mournful cry:
"Ye Xia, why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"
This wasn't in the script!
Yes, Ye Xia, who emerged from the banana-shaped suit, was completely naked.
She wouldn't even wear a pair of panties.
"Hahaha, what a stupid question, magical girl! What banana isn't completely naked after being peeled?"
"Take this!"
Ye Xia was completely immersed in the role, ignoring Gu Jiangyi's terrified eyes. Just as her attack was about to hit, a black shadow flashed by.
"Puga!"
Ye Xia was shot and his plane crashed by Ye Wen.
"What?! He's actually the commander?!"
Ye Xia looked at Ye Wen in shock: "Commander, why did you...?"
Snapped!
Ye Wen pulled out the copper-tipped leather belt.
He gave everyone an apologetic look: "Sorry, we have to reshoot this part."
"Also, remember to delete it."
After saying that, he picked up Ye Xia and went into the room, then closed the door.
A few seconds later, the sounds of spinning tops and some kind of creature jumping around came from the room.
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