What are you looking at? You're the female lead too!
056 You are truly a devil.
"Damn... magical girl!"
Peeled and dressed in a yellow undershirt, the banana monster was trampled underfoot by the magical girl, ketchup dripping from her mouth. She looked at the magical girl with resentful eyes, her raised hand falling limply to the ground.
"One day, one day everyone will like to eat bananas."
"What's wrong with me thinking that I want to turn all humans into bananas and eat them because I like bananas?!"
"The problem isn't with the monsters, it's with humans who refuse to acknowledge their dreams!"
Looking at the banana monster groaning at her feet, the magical girl felt a pang of pity. She raised her wand and aimed it at the banana monster's head.
May hell be full of fried bananas.
"Goodbye, monster. You were a worthy opponent."
"Drink!"
With a loud shout, the magic wand in Gu Jiangyi's hand burst into brilliant light!
"It's light, it's light! Such blinding light... Pfft!"
The banana monster kept screaming and then... nothing happened.
Yes, that's right.
The light emitted by that wand was nothing more than a toy's light effect.
"Card!"
Ye Wen clapped his hands: "Okay, the first scene of the battle is finished."
"You've both worked hard."
Gu Jiangyi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Phew, finally finished filming... Oh, I'm so sorry!"
She quickly moved her foot off Ye Xia: "Sorry Ye Xia, I was stepping on you the whole time at the end."
Are you alright?
"Hi~" Ye Xia stood up and waved her hand dismissively: "It's just part of the plot, I don't care, Jiang Jiang, don't be so nervous."
"Don't even mention stepping on me, I wouldn't mind even if you stepped on my face."
"Oh, right, Onii-chan!"
Ye Xia rushed up to Ye Wen, who was checking video clips: "I didn't expect acting to be so interesting! What role will I be playing next?"
"you?"
Ye Wen glanced sideways at his foolish sister: "You're done with your role. There's no place for you in the script."
"Go get a boxed lunch from the refrigerator. You can go now."
"What?!"
Ye Xia was struck dumb: "My only role is that banana monster at the beginning?!"
"Brother, you can't, you can't do this!"
She slid in and smoothly wrapped her arms around Ye Wen's leg: "I'm your sister, your own sister!"
"If there are no more plays to be played, Wadashi..."
"For the sake of blood ties, you should at least give me a role with a lot of screen time and that's eye-catching, right?"
I think your performance just now, spinning three times in the air and then performing a flying kick, was already quite impressive.
After silently complaining to himself, Ye Wen took out a box of pudding from his pocket.
Ye Xia: "!"
"That's the convenience store 300 meters downstairs, which only sells fewer than ten servings of the Premium Banana Pudding during a special time in the morning!"
Ye Xia's mouth was already watering; she was so tempted by the banana pudding that she couldn't speak, her gaze following the movement of the banana pudding.
She completely forgot about her role and supporting characters.
No, that's not needed.
Acting is nothing compared to the pleasure of eating banana pudding.
"I'll put a hat on you, go lie there and eat."
Ye Wen threw the banana pudding into Ye Xia's room. Ye Xia pounced and flew into her room, where Ye Wen locked the door.
"Okay, that'll keep her quiet for now."
"Hey, you guys over there, stop playing around."
Ye Wen called out to the student council president and Yan Zhi, who were playing video games, "Come on over here, let's do a few eating scenes."
"It's lunchtime."
Because the script has a lot of plot, including magical girl gathering, team battles, the final battle against the dark ruler, backstabbing, piloting Gundams, online flame wars, the final victory, making dumplings... there are not many daily plot segments left.
Basically, it's just Ye Wen and the others getting together to eat at one table, chatting for a bit, giving the audience the idea that they're family.
After rehearsing their lines, the student council members relaxed and began to eat lunch, at Ye Wen's signal.
"Wow, making movies is really not easy."
Yanzhi stretched and said, "We need to find the right angle, adjust the lighting, and if the effect isn't good, we have to reshoot."
"A scene where a magical girl transforms and defeats a banana monster took us an entire morning to complete. We're exhausted."
After saying that, she took a big gulp of her favorite soda: "But ice-cold cola is the best after a long day!"
"Haha, you're already talking like an old man." Ailiya patiently peeled the shrimp. She was the action director, but Ye Xia and Gu Jiangyi both had a certain foundation in action for various reasons, so she wasn't as tired as the lighting technician Yan Zhi.
"Here, I peeled some shrimp for you. Take a good rest."
"Wow, Aria, you're the best!"
"Hmm~" Higurashi, who was checking her lines on her phone, looked up and said in an affected tone, "Aria-chan~ I want to eat shrimp too~"
"Go away, peel it yourself if you want to eat it."
A disdainful glance at Hiiro Sen, followed by a bright smile from Aria: "Of course, our heroine works very hard too."
"Come on, treat yourself to some more shrimp."
"Okay, okay, thank you, Sister Ailiya!" Gu Jiangyi was flattered and accepted the shrimp that Ailiya had peeled for her, then lowered her head and ate it in small bites.
The shrimp are crisp and bouncy, with a touch of sweetness.
How long has it been since she felt this special care at the dinner table?
Because she worked hard, she was cared for. How long has she been deprived of this rightful thing?
I...can't remember anymore.
Recalling that cold home where she never interacted with anyone, and looking at this warm home where everyone works together to accomplish something, Gu Jiangyi felt a world of difference.
So, it turns out, the problem doesn't have to be with her?
As she ate, Gu Jiangyi's little pearls couldn't help but fall off.
"I know I'm a good cook, but is this some kind of exaggerated claim?"
Ye Wen calmly handed over a tissue: "Hurry up and wipe yourself clean. This is a magical girl series, not 'MasterChef Dongxia'."
"Senior..." Gu Jiangyi sniffed and obediently took the tissue to wipe her face.
Yes, how could you cry at a time like this?
She should be smiling.
Hehe...cough cough cough...oh no, I choked on my throat from laughing too hard.
No, not at all.
After handing the tissue to Gu Jiangyi, Ye Wen continued to peel shrimp for the president. He peeled one, and the president ate one. Fei Hezeng, who had nothing else to do, quickly joined in. The two of them, one on each side, soon filled Bai Qianyue's mouth like a hamster's.
"Waaah... Stop peeling! Stop peeling... I can't eat anymore... Waaah..."
Even Bai Qianyue, who won the Big Eater Award, has a day when she is defeated.
"Hmph, Little White with its puffed-out cheeks is so cute."
Fei Hezeng poked Bai Qian Yue's puffed-up cheek a few times, as if teasing a toy, then leaned over and said, "By the way, Ye Wen."
"There's one thing I've always been very curious about when I'm writing the script."
"The next part of the story involves a magical girl team assembling and charging towards the Demon King's castle, clearing out hundreds of weak monsters along the way."
"Where are we going to get so many extras? You can't just edit them in one by one in post-production, can you? Wouldn't that look too cheap?"
Ye Wen leaned back strategically: "Oh, you're asking about that."
"Don't worry, I've prepared plenty of extras... Hmm, they should be here by now, ready to go."
Ye Wen checked his phone: "Good, we're downstairs."
"downstairs?"
Higurashi, puzzled, got up, drew back the curtains, and looked downstairs. There she saw a huge, well-gathered crowd.
Each of them was dressed in a black Shocker combat suit, arms raised at a 45-degree angle, their faces etched with loyalty.
"Combatants are in position, awaiting the Dark Lord's command!"
The Scarlet Crane was startled.
She turned to look at Ye Wen: "These, these people, could they be...?"
"That's right."
Ye Wen nodded.
"They are all members of the World Lolita Protection Association and the FFF Group."
He gave a wicked smile: "I just told them that student council members would be in the film, and they came running over like peas in a pod."
"However, in reality, these extras are just there to make up the numbers. You can hardly even get close to them, let alone have a look at them."
"What a convenient and easy-to-use consumable."
Seeing Ye Wen's wicked smile, Fei Hezeng took a few steps back, offering his heartfelt assessment:
"You're a devil."
……
At this moment, in a secret base that no one can find.
The president of the World Lolita Protection Association sat in the conference room, looking at the empty audience below, lost in thought.
"Where is everyone? Weren't we supposed to have a strategy meeting to counter the student council's dark side? Why is no one here at this hour?"
The adjutant next to the president adjusted his glasses: "President, according to them, they are conducting a secret training program to confront the darkness of the student council and better connect with young girls."
"Besides, this special training seems pretty brutal. I'm sorry, but I have to go and support them too."
The president nodded: "Alright, go ahead."
Watching her adjutant's departing figure, the president of the Lolita Association wiped away tears of emotion from the corners of her eyes with a tissue: "Even on your days off, you don't forget to conduct brutal special training? You guys, really..."
"With you all here, how can we not defeat the darkness that controls the student council?"
Their future must be bright and promising, right?
So, in the meeting room where he was all alone, the chairman raised his arms and shouted a slogan:
"Down with the student council's darkness!"
"The cutest little girl is the sweetest and softest!"
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