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Chapter 47 Sister Li just wants to bark like a dog.

The three matches against the machine ended in less than an hour.

It's a pity about Yang Chaoyue; she could have been even faster.

However, in previous versions, the official version removed the tactic of pulling in AI opponents.

The "pulling bots" tactic specifically refers to the fact that the bots are very clumsy before the minion wave arrives.

If you attack it once, it will follow you all the way to the tower so you can get the kill.

When this mechanism was in place, Li Yitong could get two kills in front of the minion wave.

Later, the developers realized that the AI ​​opponents couldn't be too artificial, so they removed the mechanism.

Although players have developed a new strategy where a bunch of people run to the enemy's bottom lane tower bush at the start of the game, ambush the bots, and gang up on them to get first blood.

But ultimately, it's not as fast as the previous bot for recruiting players.

To be fair, there were quite a few people playing against AI in 14.

Many players enjoy the strategy of occupying the bushes at the start of the game, ganging up on bots, and getting first blood.

Whoever gets the kill can be happy for a few minutes.

"I think I have some talent too."

Mencius sat cross-legged, excitedly watching the opposite base explode. "I feel incredibly strong right now."

Tian Xi wiggled her fingers slightly, glanced at Jiang Yuan's 24/0/3 score, and said enviously:

"Jiang Yuan, you've killed so many, more than all of us combined. You could go pro."

Because they were teaching two beginners, Tian Xiwei and Meng Ziyi sat in seats number 2 and 4 respectively.

Jiang Yuan sat in the middle, seat number 3, while Li Yitong and Yang Chaoyue sat on the outermost sides respectively.

All three of them can teach Xiaotian and Sister Meng, who have never played before.

"You know how to compliment people."

Although Oda has a sweet tongue, he was praised for being able to play professionally when playing against bots.

Jiang Yuan was still sweating profusely.

If someone else had said that, he might have thought they were talking nonsense.

But because of Mo Tong's lie, Jiang Yuan couldn't expose it, so she could only helplessly tap Tian Xiwei's forehead.

Tian Xi was slightly taken aback. Had they changed their approach? Or was it because she was wearing headphones and couldn't be touched on the head?

There was no time to hesitate. The girl quickly sat up straight and raised her hand to salute Jiang Yuan the kitten.

Jiang Yuan chuckled, handed her a bottle of water, and praised her, "You look very energetic."

Tian Xiwei made a funny face, then looked at Li Yitong's screen and became a complimenter:

"Sister Xue survived even once, that's amazing!"

"Hehe, of course I'm very good."

Li Yitong smiled; she discovered she had a talent for developing her own equipment.

Yang Chaoyue stared at the equipment inventory, rubbed her eyes, and said incredulously:

"Sister Xue, I just realized that you're building so many tank items on your Teemo, is that really a good idea?"

Li Yitong stated unequivocally: "How can you play if you're not tanky in the top lane?"

Yang Chaoyue pouted, "Then why don't you play other tank heroes?"

"We're level 5 now, how about we go play against real people?"

Mencius clicked on the game mode and found that matchmaking was available. "My skills are on fire, I can't waste my peak performance."

Great, here comes another player who's gained confidence by playing against bots.

Yang Chaoyue tilted her head to look at Li Yitong, suppressing a laugh: "Sister Xue, what do you mean?"

"Come on," Li Yitong rubbed her hands together. "I won't die even once."

Tian Xiwei took a sip of water: "Then let's go, I'm all ready."

Jiang Yuan nodded and pulled the door shut.

Then it matched immediately.

"I'll still play Teemo." Li Yitong instantly selected again.

"Then I'll still be a policewoman," Tian Xiwei followed.

Mencius asked Jiang Yuan, "What do I want to play?"

"Sure, play whatever you want."

Unlike Tian Xiwei, who only played the sniper rifle as a policewoman, Meng Ziyi played three different heroes in three games against bots.

Aside from Ashe in the first game, I played Nidalee in the second game and Yeti in the third game.

"How about I play jungle and you play support, Sister Meng?"

Yang Chaoyue recalled the scene of Sister Meng being killed by jungle monsters in the last two games, and spending the entire game farming jungle monsters, and couldn't help but say.

"No need, I'll jungle."

Mencius waved his hand casually, "I have mastered the skills of fighting against wild monsters."

Upon hearing this, Yang Chaoyue immediately understood that Sister Meng was going to stay in the jungle again this game.

Oh my goodness.

Xuejie stayed in the top lane, not leaving the tower, and farmed experience while invisible.

Sister Meng stayed in the jungle and focused on farming.

Oda's marksman farms randomly and feeds kills in team fights.

It's up to her and her brother again.

Well, it mainly depends on the older brother...

"It's okay, just take your time jungling, you'll get the hang of it after a few more games," Jiang Yuan said nonchalantly.

"Brother, you're still saying that? I won't fall for your tricks."

Meng Ziyi patted Jiang Yuan's hand and whispered a reproachful rebuke in Jiang Yuan's ear.

Jiang Yuan didn't react at first, then remembered that Sister Meng had said she couldn't play Temple Run a few rounds a day...

"That's not what I meant," Jiang Yuan explained.

"Okay, I'll trust my brother again next time."

Meng Ziyi hugged his leg with one hand and swiped the mouse with the other. "The Leopard Woman is too difficult, I'm not good at her. The Snowman is fun, you can push snowballs and bump into people, and you can also recover health."

"Hey, brother, what kind of hero is this? A little mummy?"

Mencius pointed at Amumu and asked Jiang Yuan.

"Amumu, it is indeed a mummy," Jiang Yuan replied.

"Why is it crying?" Meng Ziyi asked, looking at the picture of Amumu.

"Um, I'm not sure either, maybe it's because I don't have any friends."

"He looks so pitiful, it's heartbreaking. He doesn't have any friends yet, so I'll play with the little mummy." Meng Ziyi chose.

"I thought you would never choose me."

After Mencius finished discussing the selection, he heard Amumu speak and felt even more pity for the little mummy.

"Then I'll play Lux."

Yang Chaoyue especially liked Guanghui, then looked at Jiang Yuan and asked, "Brother, what are you playing?"

"Yasuo, I guess." Jiang Yuan locked up Tolstoy.

Yasuo was released in January and quickly became the most picked hero.

This constantly demonstrates Torso's popularity.

For most players, this hero is both loved and hated.

Playing by myself is fun, sliding around is great, but when my teammates play, they keep feeding me so much I want to cry.

"My brother's undergraduate degree is amazing."

Knowing her brother's skill level with Yasuo, Yang Chaoyue praised, "Everyone else's Yasuo is just a joke."

Wait until you enter the loading screen.

Li Yitong noticed that the name on the other side was unusual: "They're also playing in a five-player squad."

Tian Xi glanced over.

The opponent's name was visible:

[Tang Sanzang used Pantene to wash his hair]

[Sun Wukong's Golden Cudgel Has Rusted]

Pigsy eats roasted meat at every meal

[Sha Wujing carrying a load to sell beer]

The white dragon horse carried the bald man away.

Tian Xi couldn't help but chuckle: "These five people have such funny names."

"Hey, should we come up with a collaboration name too?"

Mencius became interested, but then he disliked the artistic name he had just chosen.

"sure."

Yang Chaoyue's eyes lit up. "I hadn't even thought of it this way. I used to use the same QQ name as my brother and Sister Xue."

"Brother, is it okay?" Yang Chaoyue turned to look at Jiang Yuan.

"Okay, let's change it after this game."

Jiang Yuan checked the opponent's levels and found that two of them were also new accounts, one of which was playing Tryndamere in the top lane.

Won't this let Mo Tong beat him to a pulp?

Jiang Yuan wasn't quite sure, but Mo Tong Teemo would still farm minions at first, taking advantage of his long range.

If the opponent is too weak, Motong might even become arrogant and keep attacking the opponent.

Just as Jiang had hoped.

The first kill occurred in the top lane.

Jiang Yuan saw it on the screen.

The Barbarian King stood there motionless, attacking minions without moving, letting Teemo attack him.

I realized something was wrong when my health was down to half, and I tried to escape with my E skill.

He even used his E skill in the wrong direction, directly throwing himself under the tower and giving Teemo a kill.

"Solo kill!"

Li Yitong exclaimed happily, "How about that? I told you I was amazing!"

"Sister Xue is the best!" The bottom lane duo, Tian Xiwei and Yang Chaoyue, cheered.

"Wow, I've only just finished the first monster."

Mencius suggested that after fighting a jungle monster until it was almost dead, it should return home to prepare to fight another one.

This was even after Jiang Yuan bought her runes and helped her clear the jungle.

Without runes, Jiang Yuan doubted she could even defeat the first monster in the jungle.

"This barbarian is no match for me."

Li Yitong grinned, "Little Yuanzi, watch your big sister carry you this round."

"Sometimes, too much pressure in the laning phase isn't good either; this Tryndamere doesn't even dare to farm minions."

Li Yitong looked like a lonely master.

If Jiang Yuan hadn't seen it on the screen, she would have almost believed Mo Tong's lies.

Was your laning phase too strong? Or was it Tryndamere's reverse E that resulted in a kill?

Jiang didn't want to dampen her enthusiasm: "Then let's see what Motong has to do."

Jiang Yuan had just finished speaking when he killed the enemy Zed, securing the kill.

This isn't a child's misfortune; it's something that involves adults, so it seems like it's being carried out.

Then, more good news came from the road.

The opposing Barbarian King gave Li Yitong another kill.

Li Yitong laughed so hard; it had been a long time since she had played against an opponent who was even more like a human than a machine.

She patted her chest: "No problem, once I've developed a bit, I can take on five at once."

"Let's see who kills the fastest," Li Yitong added. "Whoever gets the fewest kills has to bark like a dog."

"Can."

Jiang Yuan stopped wasting time and controlled the minion wave, preventing it from reaching the tower and forcing Zed to come out and farm the wave.

Then go up to the minion wave and fight it a couple of times, and after a while, tower dive and kill it.

In this day and age, most League of Legends players play in a very simple and straightforward way.

Even skilled players don't have much understanding of minion waves, let alone Zed, who isn't even a skilled player; at best, he can be described as someone who knows how to play.

Jiang Yuan then killed Jie several more times, and Jie stopped leaving the tower.

"Brother, please help us," Yang Chaoyue pleaded.

Tian Xiwei was ultimately a novice, even if she had some shooting talent.

They've started to realize the importance of shooting distance, but they still often make mistakes.

While playing, sometimes you get flustered and accidentally move in the opposite direction with your E.

Engage in close combat with the opposing Braum and Lucian.

Being hit by Braum's passive ability, his death was naturally miserable.

He died twice in just six minutes.

"They're here."

Jiang Yuan also killed quickly, only one less than Li Yitong, who gave away a kill to the Barbarian King on the top lane.

I've already killed Zed four times, and I have enough money to buy a Statikk Shiv.

After returning to base and buying a Statikk Shiv, I can clear minions incredibly fast; one EQ combo and they're gone.

"Sister Meng, come on over, I'll share the bonus with you for helping out."

After clearing out the soldiers, Jiang Yuan prepared to begin his wanderings.

I'd also like to invite Meng Ziyi to join me for a mid-jungle duo.

It turned out that the Amumu mentioned by Mencius sat at the place of the four birds, and four-fifths of his blood was on the return journey.

"Sister Meng, when I left the fountain, didn't you just get home? Didn't you still have some healing items left?"

Jiang Yuan found it strange, since he had just left the spring when Meng Ziyi returned to the city.

Why do you have to go home after just one jungle camp? You're still keeping the red buff.

"The little mummy was beaten to tears, so of course it needs to go home to replenish its blood."

Mencius pointed to Amumu, who was driving W and crying, and said seriously.

"So when you play Amumu, you just clear one jungle camp and then go back to base every time?"

"Yes, the little mummy is so pitiful," Mencius nodded.

Jiang Yuan was speechless. She had never seen Sister Meng play Nidalee like this before; she would fight to the death without going home.

Is playing Amumu really that abstract now?

Amumu is so moved to tears to have you as his summoner in Runeterra.

"Sister Meng is awesome." Jiang Yuan gave a heartfelt thumbs up.

"whee."

Mencius's silly grin did indeed have a bit of Amumu's goofy charm.

Jiang Yuan ignored Sister Meng who was returning to the city and walked to the lower river channel.

They saw Tian Xiwei and Yang Chaoyue trembling under the tower with low health.

Lucian and Braum are dancing provocatively.

"Oda, let's go! Get ready to fight!"

Seeing that her brother was about to arrive, Yang Chaoyue decisively spoke up, "Let them dance, teach them a lesson."

"I've already gone on."

Tian Xiwei was more decisive and had already moved to the opposite direction when Yang Chaoyue spoke.

He even activated Sprint and Heal, charging straight towards Lucian and Braum.

Lucian and Brûl, who saw Jiang Yuan preparing to retreat, were taken aback.

"Holy crap, a marksman who self-destructs to initiate team fights?"

Jiang Yuan was dumbfounded by Xiao Tian's actions.

But his hand speed was also fast. He borrowed a minion's movement ability and used his E to get right in front of Lucian and Braum, and started killing.

Because of his superior equipment, defeating Braum was a piece of cake.

Yang Chaoyue then followed up with her ultimate move, controlling the situation.

Then Lucian Braum fell to the ground in resentment and was taken down by Jiang Yuan, bringing the total number of kills to six, instantly surpassing Mo Tong.

At the same time, Tian Xiwei's policewoman also knelt on the ground and died a heroic death.

"Oda's strategy of organizing a group to retain members is excellent."

Jiang Yuan praised Tian Xiwei's contributions, affirming them immensely.

Tian Xiwei dares to use Flash like this even before unlocking it. If she gets Flash later, she'll probably charge at people's faces from a great distance...

"hey-hey."

Tian Xiwei bit the back of her hand and chuckled foolishly, "It's just that I've died too many times."

"It's okay. AD carries need to be bold enough to make plays and keep enemies in place. Courage is the seventh item for AD carries."

Jiang Yuan comforted him and praised Chao Yue, saying, "Chao Yue's control was excellent; the opponent couldn't escape."

"After all, I've played Lux ​​over a hundred times."

Yang Chaoyue smiled modestly.

Li Yitong finished off another enemy on the road, bringing her head level with Jiang Yuan's.

Jiang Yuan then went on to kill Zed and dominate the bottom lane even more fiercely.

Since even the Demon Tree can be killed, it's destined that the game won't end too slowly.

Fifteen minutes later, the opposing team surrendered.

"Why haven't I seen the enemy jungler at all this game?"

When the results were tallied, Li Yitong, who had achieved godlike status, was extremely pleased with herself. She touched her chin and glanced at the Dragon Girl.

The Dragon Girl was found to have acquired equipment, and her stats were 0/2/0.

Jiang Yuan understood; the Dragon Girl, like the Barbarian King, was also a novice and had probably been killed twice by wild monsters.

"We probably didn't see our jungler on the other side either." Yang Chaoyue couldn't help but laugh as she looked at Sister Meng.

「我0/0/0,对面打野0/2/0,我少死两次。」

Mencius said smugly, "So after hunting in the wild, you have to go home for a while before you can continue hunting."

"This wave, this wave is all about the difference in jungle play."

Jiang Yuan laughed and said, "The opposing jungler isn't as smart as Sister Meng."

"Of course, I'm very smart."

Mencius proudly raised his head, "My little mummy is amazing."

Tian Xiwei guiltily covered up her score of 1/8/14.

She later revealed that she had initiated several more group battles, and the results were truly dismal.

"Come out and change your name," Tian Xiwei urged.

"Here it comes, here it comes."

Li Yitong quickly finished the transaction and brought up the topic, "What name should we choose?"

Jiang Yuan reminded him, "Mo Tong, you don't have as many kills as me, so bark like a dog first."

Seeing that she couldn't hide the truth any longer, Li Yitong's mood behind the thin veil turned sour.

"Are you going to cheat?" Jiang Yuan asked.

"I'm not going to cheat."

Li Yitong glared at Jiang Yuan, then opened her mouth and whispered, "Woof woof."

Mencius and Yang Chaoyue burst out laughing.

Tian Xiwei also felt sorry for her sister, so she lowered her head, covered her mouth, and laughed so hard her shoulders shook.

Jiang Yuan smiled and clapped her hands: "I know what name to choose."

"What?" Mencius asked.

Jiang Yuan pointed at the unconvinced Li Yitong: "Take Li Xue for example, her name is Li Jie, which means 'Sister Li' is meant to bark like a dog."

"roll."

Li Yitong stood up and pounced on Jiang Yuan, biting his shoulder through Tian Xiwei, "You dog, you're the one barking like a dog."

"I was just talking nonsense."

Jiang Yuan felt the dampness on her shoulder and hugged Li Yitong's head, "Don't strain your back, it's not good to put pressure on Xiaotian either."

Tian Xiwei sat on the chair, supporting Xue Jie's lower abdomen with her hand: "I'm fine, Xue Jie, bite Jiang Yuan, he's too awful."

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