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I'll bite you to death, you dog of a man.

Li Yitong made a fierce gesture and took a bite.

Her hair fell onto Jiang Yuan's neck, making him feel ticklish.

"It hurts!" Jiang Yuan cooperated.

"I'd rather you die of pain."

Li Yitong stood up, and while her hair covered his face, she pulled up his collar for him.

As if afraid of getting his short-sleeved shirt dirty, the girl pulled down the collar when she bit his shoulder, and her mouth directly touched his shoulder.

But to call it a bite would be a stretch.

Jiang Yuan felt more like she took a sip.

It felt like a newborn kitten, just a month old, rubbing against his palm and gently sucking on his fingers.

Is she just being coquettish? And in front of so many people.

Jiang Yuan looked at Mo Tong with suspicion. She was really bold.

"snort."

Li Yitong sat back down as if nothing had happened. "I've already bought the name change card, hurry up and think of a name to change to, so that we can have a more imposing five-player team."

Tian Xiwei cupped her face in her hands, staring at the computer screen, deep in thought: "I can't figure it out."

Meng Ziyi hugged his knees and huddled in his chair: "It feels like it has to be related to the game."

"It also needs to have some connection with us."

Yang Chaoyue picked up her phone, held it high, and took a picture of the five people.

"There's more to it than meets the eye," Tian Xiwei added.

The four girls discussed it and then looked at Jiang Yuan.

"what?"

Jiang Yuan tugged at her collar, waiting for the wetness from Mo Tong's drool to disappear.

"Brother, you must know, right?" Yang Chaoyue said.

"It has to be related to us, it has to be related to the game, and it has to be interesting."

After pondering for a moment, Jiang Yuan said seriously, "Actually, I feel that the name I came up with before was quite good."

"Jiang Yuan, Jiang Yuan, that's enough."

Tian Xi smiled slightly, "Otherwise, Sister Xue will bite you again later."

Seeing Li Yitong's eager expression, Jiang Yuan quickly said:

"I never said I wanted to use the name 'Sister Li just wants to bark like a dog'."

We can use this format; you can come up with the specific name yourself.

Jiang Yuan pointed at Tian Xiwei, recalling the AD carry's self-destructive playstyle of initiating team fights with a young girl's body, and couldn't help but chuckle:

"For example, Xiaotian, you play marksman and you like to initiate team fights."

You could call it "Sister Tian is going to start a group buy."

Tian Xiwei's eyes lit up: "This is great!"

In the game, is she also Sister Tian? Hehe.

Yang Chaoyue was drinking water when she heard this and bit the bottle cap: "Then can I be Sister Yang too?"

"Sure, sure," Jiang Yuan nodded. "So, what name would Sister Yang like?"

"Brother, please help me think of something," Yang Chaoyue said coquettishly.

Li Yitong, however, became interested: "Chaoyue, I have an idea, I'll help you think of it."

"Okay, Sister Xue, please tell me," Yang Chaoyue said expectantly.

"Does Sister Yang really want to play in single-player mode?"

"No," Yang Chaoyue shook her head. "Support is very important; how can you emphasize single-player mode?"

"Is Sister Yang destined to take the blame?"

"No," Yang Chaoyue shook her head. "Winning or losing is a team matter; how can we let the support player take the blame?"

"Is Sister Yang trying to sell you out?"

"No," Yang Chaoyue shook her head. "I'm my brother's support, how can I sell him out?"

Tian Xiwei complained, "You're clearly my support."

Meng Ziyi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Chaoyue, you mischievous monkey, you don't want this or that."

Yang Chaoyue pushed back her chair, ran to Jiang Yuan, and shook his hand:

"Brother, do you have any good ideas?"

"The format of our name should ideally contrast with the place we play."

The average player wouldn't want Xiaotian to initiate team fights in the AD position, but "Xiaotian insists on initiating them."

Jiang Yuan thought for a moment and said, "Chaoyue, you're playing support. Normally, nobody wants the support to get kills, but..."

"Sister Yang just wants heads!"

After Jiang Yuan finished speaking, he looked to see if she agreed.

Yang Chaoyue clapped her hands and agreed, "That's good!"

Li Yitong said quietly, "Chaoyue, was what I said not good enough?"

"Yes, Sister Xue is right."

Yang Chaoyue then went to Li Yitong to stick the sticker on her again, and Li Yitong finally smiled happily.

"My turn! Brother, can you think of something for me too?"

Meng Ziyi loosened his long legs and playfully stretched out his toes to touch Jiang Yuan's hand.

Jiang Yuan grabbed her foot and said irritably, "Sit still. If you were wearing a skirt today, wouldn't you be showing too much skin?"

Meng Ziyi stuck out his tongue: "Brother, don't worry. I look very ladylike in a skirt. Actually, I only wear pants in front of you."

"Let me think about it." Meng Ziyi sat up straight and shook Jiang Yuan's hand.

"Generally speaking, people don't want junglers to just focus on farming all the time."

Jiang Yuan said, "But our Sister Meng has a knack for farming jungle camps, so how about 'Sister Meng is all about farming jungle camps'?"

"This is it, thank you, brother." Meng Ziyi happily rubbed Jiang Yuan's fingers.

"And what about me? You dog of a man." Li Yitong couldn't sit still any longer.

"Sister Li just wants to..."

"You'd better not say it's a dog barking."

Li Yitong squinted her eyes and smiled, looking very sweet, but it was a fake smile.

Jiang Yuan felt it was a pity; Sister Li wanted to bark like a dog—what a great name, but unfortunately, she couldn't use it.

"Top laners love confrontations, and everyone expects you to carry, but Motong, you're a master of the middle way. How about calling her 'Sister Li is destined for jail'?"

Jiang Yuan encouraged Li Yitong, saying, "Staying in prison is a form of resilience training, and also a way to win."

Imagine, years from now, when you look back on those years I spent trading under the tower, winning every game and seeing the enemy top laner utterly frustrated.

Li Yitong asked suspiciously, "Since it's stress resistance training, why isn't it called 'Sister Li is all about stress resistance'?"

Why does it have to be jail? I've played so many games and read so many guides, how come I've never seen anyone mention jail?

"Being imprisoned under the tower...doesn't that mean I can't leave the tower? I feel like you're looking down on me after my godlike performance!"

Li Yitong put her clever mind to work, "You scoundrel, you're trying to fool me!"

Tian Xi nodded slightly, agreeing with her sister's statement: "Going to jail is such a nasty thing to say, and the fact that you actually have to go to jail makes it even worse, like you're glorifying jail."

Jiang Yuan thought about it and realized that if Mo Tong became popular, the name would indeed be easily labeled.

Sometimes, even if people know their reasons are absurd, it doesn't stop them from labeling others.

"Okay, this name isn't quite right," Jiang Yuan said regretfully.

He also looked forward to the future when Heartsteel was released, and Demon Tree was imprisoned under the tower for releasing Heartsteel... well, what a prosperous business scene that would be.

"And you're wrong, you dog man. I've been looking at strategy guides, and everyone's been praising playing tanky champions in the top lane, not engaging in direct confrontations."

Li Yitong said smugly, "That's why top lane offensive players like me, who play Teemo, are so rare. So, this Sister Li is all about offense!"

"【Sister Li is going to attack】?" Yang Chaoyue couldn't help but smile.

Sister Xue clearly builds tank items when playing Teemo, yet she came up with such a deceptive name, which is quite a contrast.

She thought it would be nice if Sister Xue were called "Sister Li is going to make some meat".

"Alright."

Jiang Yuan had no objection; currently, top laners in the Chinese server are indeed choosing tanks against each other.

However, in low-skill casual games, people like to engage in combat as soon as they meet.

People who meet her online might only realize how many names are actually associated with her.

"Then it's decided."

Li Yitong felt that the name suited her style, and she has already changed it.

"By the way, what's your name, you jerk?"

Li Yitong was curious about Jiang Yuan's name after making the change, and almost couldn't help but laugh.

Brother Jiang is just asking for trouble.

Li Yitong clapped her hands: "You scoundrel, how could you be so mean?"

Yang Chaoyue looked over and smiled, "Brother, after you killed everyone on the other side, they'll probably be furious to see your name."

Jiang Yuan stretched: "I've changed the name, let's play one more round."

Wait until it matches again.

Several players continued using the same heroes as in the previous game.

It's still the same tanky Teemo from Motong, and the Amumu from Mengjie who farms the jungle and then goes back to base every time.

Xiaotian's tanky, engage-focused Caitlyn, and most importantly, the mid-lane push-focused Lux.

Chaoyue's ability to occasionally stand guard in the mid lane as a support was ahead of its time in both King of Glory and League of Legends metas for many years.

If fans dig this up later, he might even get a pioneer title...

The key is that Chaoyue doesn't take experience or gold. When the minions' health is almost gone, he goes back to the bottom lane. He's very considerate of his brother.

This time, I entered the loading screen.

The opposing team consists of top lane Jax, jungle Lee Sin, mid lane Yasuo, and bot lane Tristana and Leona.

These heroes look very familiar. Jiang Yuan could only name a few, and apart from Yasuo, they are still frequent picks in professional matches more than a decade later...

"They shouldn't be the Five Blacks."

Mencius thought the unremarkable ID on the other side was incredibly lame.

"Wow, there's a Golden Ancestor and a Silver expert on the other side!"

Yang Chaoyue pointed to the opposing mid-jungle duo, "Their mid-laner Yasuo is Gold, and their jungler is Silver."

Sister Meng, you need to be careful. If you can't beat them, stay in the middle lane and wait for your brother to help you.

"Hmph, the enemy mid laner is playing the same game as my brother, isn't that just asking for trouble!"

Mencius was quite confused, but he still became cautious.

Although I don't understand it, the terms "Silver-level expert" and "Golden Ancestor" sound really cool.

We must proceed with caution.

If the little mummy is crying like this while fighting jungle monsters, it must be even more miserable if it gets killed.

Li Yitong checked the box's battle record and found that the enemy Jax was only level 23.

He's not as tall as her, let alone in terms of skill level.

"The advantage is in my hands."

Li Yitong, still reeling from her godlike performance in the previous game, had the leisure to ask Jiang Yuan, "You bastard, are you even capable of playing in Gold rank?"

Jiang Yuan's lips twitched. The Golden Ancestor and the Silver Powerhouse were all things he had used to tease Chao Yue.

Since being reborn, I haven't played much and am not yet level 30, so I can't play ranked matches and get my rank set. This has made Mo Tong underestimate me, but I haven't lost to him in casual matches either, otherwise I wouldn't be matched with Gold players.

Besides, isn't it easy to beat a gold-tier character?

When it comes to diamonds from this era, Jiang Yuan can only get slightly serious.

You need to put in some effort when playing King of Glory.

Seeing that Jiang Yuan remained silent, Li Yitong sighed:

"See, when faced with a difficult question, you fall silent again."

This was something that jerk said to her when they first met, and now she finally got a chance to get her revenge.

Li Yitong happily hummed a little tune.

"Just don't get blown up."

Jiang Yuan glanced sideways at Mo Tong, "Want to make another bet? Still barking like a dog?"

"Let's gamble."

Li Yitong was already indignant, but she wasn't stupid either. "This time, we'll bet on who loses the least!"

"I'm fine with anything," Jiang Yuan said indifferently.

Yasuo has only been out for a short time, but his strength is really high.

For skilled players, slicing five fish at once while frying them is an easy feat.

Not to mention him.

"Whoever dies the least? Then we can participate too!" Meng Ziyi quickly said.

She doesn't even need to lane against anyone; she just focuses on jungling. How could she possibly die?

Yang Chaoyue understood: "I want to participate too!"

She plays Lux very cautiously.

"Xiao Tian, ​​do you want to come?" Yang Chaoyue asked Tian Xiwei considerately.

Tian Xiwei's face fell. Was there really no need for her to do this?

She's going to start a group buy! How can a group buy not result in casualties?

If starting a group is going to result in deaths, it should begin with Sister Tian!

"I……"

Just as Tian Xiwei was about to politely decline, Meng Ziyi said, "A woman cannot say no!"

The words Tian Xiwei wanted to say were stuck in her throat.

The girl said with a pained expression, "Then count me in too."

Everyone agrees, but the question is, should only the one who died the most be punished?

"Winner takes all; there can only be one winner, and the rest must be punished."

Jiang Yuan's face remained expressionless, but his mind was filled with wicked thoughts.

"That's settled then!" Li Yitong made the decision.

She refused to believe it. She could become invisible and even regenerate flesh, so how could she die?

"Agreed," Meng Ziyi and Yang Chaoyue nodded.

"I'm fine with anything," Tian Xiwei said, echoing Jiang Yuan's favorite phrase.

The girl resigned herself to her fate, knowing she couldn't escape it anyway.

Do whatever you want.

Keep your eyes peeled and watch closely as Sister Tian organizes her group buys.

Wait until you enter the game.

At this point, the alliance was not yet hindered by the fountain.

You can quickly buy equipment and head out.

Another saying goes: If you're slow to leave the house, you'll lose half the game.

Sometimes, if a teammate is slow to leave, they will be verbally abused by an irritable teammate.

Jiang Yuan quickly bought the equipment and went to the river to make a ward for Meng Ziyi.

To prevent Sister Meng from foolishly letting the blind man steal her monsters.

After all, if the blind man sees that Amumu is a newbie, he will immediately sneak into the jungle.

The monsters that punish newbies start beating them up.

To prevent this from happening, Jiang Yuan also asked Mencius to learn from the Four Birds and start using the game.

As for the death wager, Jiang Yuan didn't take it seriously.

Later on, we can have a team fight and let a few girls die.

There was no need to let Sister Meng get caught and killed at the start of the game. Instead of enjoying the game, she felt cruel and started crying.

"Oh, I see. You're so kind, brother."

Meng Ziyi was still buying equipment at the fountain when she was surprised that Jiang Yuan, who had a bet with her, was helping her place wards and was worried that she would die at level one. She was very happy.

The minion wave hasn't appeared yet.

In the mid lane, Jiang Yuan stood, while Yasuo on the opposite side played the flute.

Jiang Yuan watched the Golden Ancestor's performance with boredom.

Then people started communicating in the public chat.

There are still several.

[Jax: Teemo, are you really a girl? No wonder you seem so cute.]

[Lee Sin: Amumu, wanna play together next game? I'm Silver.]

[Little Cannon: Glorious, a beautiful girl?]

[Japanese woman: Policewoman, I also like team battles, wanna play together, brother?]

……

The effect of changing the name was immediate, especially in this era where communication is still frequent.

The four girls' IDs were quickly scanned by the opposing team.

Only the opposing Yasuo seemed to feel that since everyone was interacting, he couldn't be left out.

[Yasuo: Bro, what do you think of my skin?]

Is this what Yasuo players are like?

Tears welled up in my eyes! They didn't let down the spirit of esports!

Jiang Yuan: It's beautiful!

Yasuo: Hehe.

[Yasuo: Thanks for the compliment. I'm a Diamond player, I'll let you have it later. Love you.]

Jiang Yuan: ? What are you laughing about? What love?

Jiang Yuan almost got goosebumps when he looked at Yasuo's name.

Aircraft must be handled with utmost care.

This is supposed to be a typical STEM guy's name, is this the kind you're giving me?

[Yasuo: ?]

[Yasuo: ?]

[Yasuo: ?]

Yasuo typed three question marks in a row, then made some harsh remarks.

Yasuo: Wait till I beat you to a pulp, hmph, serves you right for being so annoying.

Jiang Yuan got goosebumps all over again.

Dude, what's with the girlish charm you're using to make those tough-talking remarks?

Beat him to a pulp? That's hilarious.

[Jiang Yuan: Are you from Chengdu?]

[Yasuo: No, I'm from Xiamen.]