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Chapter 50 Mencius's Discussion: Seducing Him? Me?
Back home, Jiang Yuan bought a Greed Blade for 800 gold coins.
He also bought straw sandals, and with his Doran's Sword, his equipment was quite luxurious.
As soon as I stepped outside, I saw Amumu recalling to base after finishing off the red buff.
The level 2 Lee Sin with the red buff was directly exposed in the field of vision.
"Brother, come help me! This guy over there..."
Let me see... Hmm, the guy called Lee Sin, the blind monk, is here to see me.
With only half health remaining, Meng Ziyi saw the approaching enemy and immediately canceled his recall, starting to run away.
She couldn't call out the name of the opposing hero yet, so she adorably moved the hero's portrait with the mouse and called out the hero's full name.
Jiang Yuan glanced at the Blind Monk's jungle clear count and noticed that the idiot seemed to have cleared a red buff, so he ran around the blue buff area.
They couldn't find Amumu, and instead of raiding the jungle, they went all the way to their red buff area.
Jiang Yuan is confused. Does he assume that Amumu is a newbie who can't pull jungle camps and thinks he can enter the jungle?
Or do you still think Amumu is a girl and want to show off and leave an impression when you meet her?
Jiang Yuan soon found out the answer.
[Lee Sin: Together?]
The blind man stood not far from Amumu and began to dance.
Yang Chaoyue, who was playing support, was the most relaxed because she didn't need to last-hit minions.
Upon hearing Mencius's words, he switched screens to look at the jungle area and discovered the blind man's comical appearance.
The girl couldn't help but chuckle: "Sister Meng, doesn't this blind man look like he's courting?"
Meng Ziyi had no time to pay attention to the public chat; she shrank back in a cowardly manner, wanting to return to the foot of the tower.
Jiang Yuan couldn't help but speak up: "Sister Meng, seduce him, I'm coming."
"Seduce him? Me?"
Mencius was taken aback and stopped manipulating Amumu, looking aggrieved.
"Yes, wait for me."
Jiang Yuan had no intention of letting go of the blind man who only had a jungle knife on him.
This is worth 300 and a red buff!
The opposing Yasuo, the Western Cowboy, missed a few minions and killed them before they even reached level three.
Wait until he gets another red one.
The enemy Yasuo can just play Buffett under the tower.
Perfect timing, let's have a go and change my gay habits.
"Really? Brother. But I don't know how. Do I need to turn on the camera?"
Mencius pouted unhappily, "And my heart tells me it is extremely unwilling."
I wonder if it's because I've been hanging out with this for too long.
Yang Chaoyue instantly understood Mencius's thought process.
She suddenly asked mischievously, "What about seducing our Swift Wind Swordsman?"
Who is the Wind Swordsman?
Meng Ziyi, still confused, opened the panel again, and the mouse hovered over Jiang Yuan's head.
"Brother, I'm willing, both my heart and my mind are."
Sister Meng said subconsciously.
"Oh, Sister Meng, didn't you say you weren't good at seduction?"
Yang Chaoyue said as she rushed to the wilderness area.
Meng Ziyi realized what was happening and quickly laughed it off:
"So the hero my brother plays is called Yasuo, the Unforgiven. I've always heard him call him Yasuo."
Li Yitong, who stayed under the tower in the top lane.
Despite being highly focused, I still frantically finished off the wave of minions that had entered the tower.
There were six soldiers in total, and she managed to kill three of them...
"I'm awesome, I even got three minions."
Mo Tong exclaimed, "What an exhilarating last-hitting session!"
With a long time to go before the end of the wave, Li Yitong relaxed her attention, only to overhear Meng Ziyi's words about Yang Chaoyue.
She paused for a moment, then understood, and couldn't help but slap the table and burst into laughter:
"Sister Meng, you don't actually think that the scoundrel who asked you to seduce the blind man is doing the kind of seduction in real life, do you?"
We're playing a game. When I tell you to "lure," I mean to prevent the enemy hero from escaping.
Mencius, hearing his two friends' teasing, realized he had made a foolish mistake and muttered:
"You didn't tell me any of this."
"I'm your teammate, why are you trying to seduce me?"
Jiang Yuan found it amusing, finally understanding Mencius's bizarre thought process.
However, we played against bots before, so it wasn't mentioned.
Add to that the fact that Sister Meng is sometimes a bit silly and absent-minded, and it all makes sense.
"But Sister Meng is really good at seducing people," Jiang Yuan praised.
Because he noticed that after Meng Jie's Amumu stopped in front of the bushes, the blind man on the other side approached but didn't make a move.
Instead, they circled around Amumu...
Jiang Yuan just happened to walk out of the grass.
A 21/9/0 aggressive talent build, plus the equipment after getting First Blood and upgrading.
Facing a Blind Monk who only has a jungle item, essentially a blank slate.
A level 2 Q followed by a basic attack landed directly on the Lee Sin's main artery, reducing his already low health from three-fifths to two-fifths.
"Brother, let me get some help from you."
Yang Chaoyue, who had just arrived, grabbed the blind man and said to Mengzi, "Sister Meng, use a skill."
Mencius immediately did as instructed, and she cleverly avoided using the 'q' option to prevent it from being misplaced.
Instead, he turned on W and burned the blind man.
Jiang Yuan came up, triggering the Death God talent, which is an offensive skill.
It deals extra damage to enemies with less than 50% health, killing an immobile blind man in just two or three hits.
"So an assist is worth 75 yuan."
Mencius was overjoyed to find 75 gold coins jumping on the little mummy.
This is the first time she's earned money by helping someone out.
Previously, when playing against bots, before the enemy base exploded.
She was busy making friends with the jungle monsters in the jungle and never provided any assists.
"An assist is worth 150 yuan, and if we score together, that's 75 yuan," Yang Chaoyue explained.
"Chaoyue, come down quickly, they're blocking me from getting minions."
Tian Xiwei asked for help under the bottom lane tower.
"Coming, coming." Yang Chaoyue maneuvered Lux back to the bottom lane.
Jiang Yuan returned to the lane with his equipment and red buff.
The opposing Yasuo turned green with rage.
Jiang Yuan opened her equipment and found it amusing.
Because the enemy Yasuo started with a Doran's Ring AP build.
There were soldiers missing later, and the money they had for feeding the soldiers was only enough to buy a pair of straw sandals.
She currently has absolutely no equipment that boosts her attack power...
Even the dead blind man wasn't idle.
[Lee Sin: Holy crap, Yasuo, you're so unsportsmanlike, you started a brawl? Just wait, I'll gank you Yasuo.]
[Lee Sin: Let me show you what a legendary Lee Sin player with 64 LP and a 52% win rate in 2 games in the Silver tier of the game truly is.]
The blind man didn't take it seriously; the opponent wasn't even level 30, and he easily slaughtered them even after giving away two kills.
Jiang Yuan thought the blind man was a bit ridiculous. This victory point recording method was comparable to that of the Alliance Master, with a strict hierarchy.
Jiang Yuan was about to reply to the blind man when he discovered that someone had already replied for him in the public chat.
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Bro, instead of farming properly, you gave him a red buff, how am I supposed to lane?]
[Lee Sin: You got solo killed and you still have the nerve to criticize me?]
[Grandmaster at Arms: Teemo, get out of the tower, I'm not going to fight you.]
[Timo (Li Yitong): Hehe.]
……
Chen Duling bit her lip, finding it hard to refute.
She's definitely not good at it.
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Mine.]
[Lee Sin: Good thing you know. If you hadn't gotten solo-killed, I wouldn't have died in the jungle.]
Chen Duling: ? ? ?
What does this have to do with her?
Did you see that the enemy Amumu had a female ID and go to roam the enemy jungle?
The girl was exhausted and decided not to reply anymore. She would just wait for the minion wave to push over and then farm minions in a sneaky way.
[Little Cannon: Female police officer? Sister Tian? Your last-hitting isn't very good, I'll teach you next time.]
[Policewoman (Tian Xiwei): Hehe.]
[Japanese female: Why are you two going bot lane? Teamwork makes the dream work! Caitlyn, let's team up next game!]
[Little Cannon: That makes sense. Lux, let's go together then.]
Lux (Yang Chaoyue): Hehe.
……
Backfired.
Chen Duling played the lane for a few more minutes and found that the opposing Pi Yasuo hadn't let the minion wave move at all.
It's only been five and a half minutes, and she's already more than thirty CS behind her opponent.
And this is only the eleventh wave?!
Although the enemy team had a red buff, she couldn't trade blows with them, which sometimes put her under pressure and prevented her from farming the lane.
But the other side also has its problems.
"He didn't miss a single soldier."
Chen Duling had a headache. "This must be someone using a new account to smurf."
What's even more troublesome is that the enemy Yasuo is already level 6 because he didn't miss any kills or experience, while she is still far from level 6.
At this moment, Chen Duling noticed that the Blind Monk used his Q ability to reach the opposite Yasuo from the river, and quickly signaled the Blind Monk to retreat.
"There's an eye there, they let you 'Q' on purpose."
Chen Duling frowned, and saw that the blind man had already used his second Q skill regardless of the consequences.
Helpless, she could only force her to follow up with a single move.
Jiang Yuan, hoping to get a Level 4 blind player's attention, gave it a like:
"Awesome, you got the Q and went for it right away, truly deserving of the name of Unyielding Silver."
Jiang Yuan gathered a layer of wind and let it blow.
As the blind man approached from afar, they blew him up.
Then Yasuo, who had used EQ to get a stack of passive, auto-attacked Yasuo a few times, then used E on a minion to go back and attack Lee Sin.
He had already upgraded his equipment in the second round. This level 4 blind guy has gone mad; he actually dared to mess with him.
Jiang Yuan hadn't learned W, and his level 4 Q and excellent equipment made the Blind Man panic and try to Flash away.
Jiang Yuan had already gathered the wind, lifted it up, and killed it.
Then start attacking the enemy Yasuo who is underfarmed.
When the opposing Yasuo saw that he was about to unleash his ultimate ability again, he quickly ran away.
Because he didn't have Flash, and the enemy Yasuo's E passive didn't apply much to the minions, the enemy Yasuo escaped.
"Okay, kill the helpers first if you're going to kill someone."
Jiang Yuan didn't care. Seeing that the enemy Yasuo had gone back to base, he immediately chose to go to the top lane to farm for a level 5 weapon.
The weapon was still arguing with Li Yitong.
There's probably no other way but to keep talking.
Jiang Yuan saw that Mo Tong was hiding under the tower, waiting for the minion wave to enter the tower.
The weapon also doesn't control the lane; it clears the lane no matter how many minions come.
No one even crossed the line.
The key point is that even with this weapon, two or three, or even four, can still slip through in a single wave...
Jiang Yuan felt that, in terms of finishing off enemies, this weapon, which allowed for random finishing off, was inferior to the Demon Tree.
Mo Tong's tortoise-like tactic involves seeing the troops but not the soldiers.
The soldiers were her sole source of income.
So I was last-hitting too much under the tower.
Motong is starting to realize she's going to deliver the final blow...
The weapon, however, was still waiting for the next wave of fire, standing there blankly.
Just as Jiang Yuan was about to leave the riverbed and be out of sight, a message came through the public chat.
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Weapon, hurry up and get out of here! I've ruined the signal for you, Yasuo's coming!]
The next moment, Jiang Yuan understood why the weapon was standing still.
The weapon is still typing.
[Weapon: Teemo, why did you choose this name if you're not going to attack? Are you a guy or something?]
Knowing that Jiang Yuan was coming, Li Yitong had already prepared the news for this noisy weapon.
[Teemo (Li Yitong): Hehe, look behind you, your weapon.]
The weapon was greatly pleased, and Teemo finally didn't reply with a "hehe".
They then discovered their teammates and Yasuo behind them.
With a cold laugh, the weapon fearlessly charged forward, carrying a street lamp.
As a result, he was slashed back and knocked to the ground.
Jiang Yuan asked in confusion, "Where did this roadside guy come from? So brave?"
Jiang Yuan noticed that the weapon hadn't returned to base; there was only one Doran's Shield.
Instead of running away, they dared to rush at him.
The weapon made him question the meaning of life.
Opening the panel, I found that the enemy Yasuo already had a 4/0 score after just over 6 minutes.
Looking at my own team, the blind guy is 0/2/0.
Because his own Yasuo had just sent him a message to remind him, and his own weapon was also 0/1.
Therefore, the weapon decisively aimed its spear at the blind man.
[Weapon: Blind Monk, are you an idiot? You've only been here a few minutes and you've already fed two kills to Yasuo?]
[Weapon: You little elementary school student.]
The blind man was also furious when he saw the message.
[Lee Sin: You're the real idiot, you little brat, didn't you see Yasuo go up there?]
[Lee Sin: You're a nobody who hasn't even finished your placement matches, yet you dare to be disrespectful and offend your Silver 2, 64 LP legendary monk?]
[Weapon: You idiot, 64 LP.]
[Weapon: My main account is Silver 2 with 85 LP, 21 more than yours. Dare to come to the official League of Legends forum and talk to your dad?]
……
Jiang Yuan ignored the two arguing.
Once you open the chat with everyone, it will remain displayed in both parties' public chat unless you cancel it.
It's quite interesting to watch for fun.
Chen Duling rubbed her temples and said, "Why does it feel like we're about to get into an internal conflict?"
Isn't this the flag she set before?
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Stop arguing, we can still play.]
[Lee Sin: I was so busy cursing the idiot weapon that I forgot to curse you, you idiot Tozio.]
[Lee Sin: Are you playing the same champion as the enemy? Do you even understand this game?]
[Weapon: It's all because of you, you stupid blind guy, feeding so much to the enemy Yasuo.]
"Why did he insult me? If it weren't for the red buff he gave me, I could have easily won the lane."
Later, they even gave him a signal to stop, but the blind monk insisted on going in.
Everyone makes mistakes, so why insult someone?
Chen Duling is about to become a celebrity, but she has received a good upbringing from her university professor parents.
She should be able to play abstract games, but she should never swear or curse.
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Mine, I'll get my revenge.]
[Yasuo (Chen Duling): If you want to criticize, criticize me, just don't involve my family.]
Chen Duling was stubborn; the game had only just begun, and she was, after all, a diamond-level player.
The sword opposite her was sharp and piercing, but her sword was equally formidable!
Jiang Yuan had just returned home and bought the Electric Blade, Attack Speed Boots, and Greatsword. He chuckled when he saw the public chat.
"Why is that Yasuo on the other side acting like a wronged little devil?"
Jiang Yuan recalled the strict hierarchical system of the blind.
I discovered that the opposing Yasuo is Gold 4 with 32 LP and a perfect 16-0 record in ranked games.
Unable to resist making a fool of himself, he posted in the public chat:
[Yasuo (Jiang Yuan): You blind man, your Yasuo is a Gold 4 player, didn't you check with a box?]
[Yasuo (Jiang Yuan): This is how you should talk to someone like the blind man.]
[Yasuo (Jiang Yuan): To put it bluntly, do people below Gold 4 with 32 LP even understand this game?]
[Weapon: Exactly, you idiot Lee Sin, with all this hierarchical stuff. Are you even as high-ranking as Yasuo? You big idiot.]
……
Chen Duling glanced at the words that the original Piaso had said on her behalf.
"To put it bluntly, can someone with Gold 4 or below 32 LP even understand this game?"
She repeated the sentence, unable to suppress a laugh.
But Piasuo's next sentence made her furious.
[Yasuo (Jiang Yuan): Bro, being gay isn't good, you've lost your edge.]
"You jerk, you're the gay one!"
Chen Duling pouted, "Wait until I withdraw money from your teammates, save up some money to buy equipment, and show you my prowess."
……
Jiang Yuan bought his equipment, but instead of returning to the mid lane, he saved his ultimate and headed to the bottom lane.
Jiang Yuan remembered the bet and decided to have Xiao Tianchaoyue sacrifice herself first.
"Oda, Chaoyue, open..."
He had just opened his mouth when Tian Xiwei saw him coming and charged straight into the enemy's small cannon and Sun Maiden formation.
"Jiang Yuan, Jiang Yuan, I've started a raid, come and wipe them out!"
The girl's voice came through the earphones, "They're so annoying, they keep typing and chattering."
"Sister Tian is awesome."
Jiang Yuan gave it a thumbs up, saying that Xiao Tian lived up to her ID, "Sister Tian is going to start a group."
"Brother, I'm going too."
Yang Chaoyue had Flash available, so she immediately Flashed over and used Q, getting so caught up in the fight that she forgot she couldn't die.
The little cannon was overjoyed to see the policewoman coming towards them even after leaving the tower, and immediately used his W ability to sit down on her.
The Japanese woman also came up.
He was immediately cut down by Jiang Yuan, who arrived under the E tower minions, in a few moves.
This time he used his ultimate move.
They directly predicted and knocked down the Tristana who was trying to Flash away.
Another large sum of money came in, but Xiaotian also died because of the group.
Bad news also came from the river and the upper road in Ueno Ward.
[The flying machine needs to be precise (Yasuo). Killing Meng Jie means farming the jungle (Amumu)]
[The flying machine needs to be precise (Yasuo). Killing Li Jie means it's time to attack (Teemo)]
The opposing Yasuo killed Meng Ziyi, who was farming in the river, and Li Yitong, who was greedily farming minions after dying because of her weapon.
Jiang Yuan gave Yasuo a thumbs up, so he wouldn't have to trick the two girls anymore.
In return, I'll try to force you to surrender within 15 minutes.
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