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Chapter 51 Chen Duling: I didn't...

"I knew you had some ability."

Jiang Yuan muttered something under her breath, which was overheard by the deceased Meng Ziyi and Li Yitong.

"You bastard, you've been hoping we'd all die, haven't you?"

"Brother, the little mummy is dead and you're still laughing."

The two girls took off their headphones and ran over to rub his face.

Li Yitong playfully poked Jiang Yuan's high nose, while Meng Ziyi pinched Jiang Yuan's earlobe.

They tilted their heads to look at the pig's nose, only to find that his high, straight nose still looked like a peak when viewed from the side.

There was not a trace of inelegance in it; it simply lacked the sharp, aggressive look of some other styles, but gained a touch of approachability and cuteness.

"It's alright, I'll avenge you later."

Jiang Yuan told the two of them to go back and sit down.

"Sister Xue, Sister Meng, have a piece!"

Tian Xiwei, who was also facing death but took life and death lightly and was ready to fight if she disagreed, leaned back in her chair.

He tore open a packet of peanut butter cookies in his bag, intending to share them with Li Yitong and Meng Ziyi.

"No, cookies are too high in calories."

Mencius shook his head. "Adding that awful peanut butter makes it even higher in calories."

Li Yitong also wanted to refuse, but seeing Tian Xiwei's pitiful puppy-like appearance, she couldn't help but soften her heart.

I'll just eat half a piece.

"Sister Meng, would you like to try some?"

Tian Xiwei also wanted to recommend it, as she is a die-hard peanut butter cookie fanatic.

"This is a new peanut butter cracker I found this afternoon when I was buying barbecue ingredients. It's even tastier than the ones I've had before."

Mencius hesitated for a moment, then said, "Then I'll try half a piece."

"Mmm, there are eight pieces in a pack. Sister Meng and Sister Xue will share one piece, Chaoyue will eat one piece, and I will eat one piece. That should prevent me from gaining weight."

Tian Xiwei calculated the calories, "Jiang Yuan will take care of the remaining four pieces."

Jiang Yuan was walking from the river to the middle road when she heard this and was speechless.

"So you're saying I won't get fat?"

Tian Xiwei responded with a "doesn't need to say anything" expression: "Jiang Yuan, if you share some of your metabolism with me, I can eat cookies without any worries."

"Oh God."

Tian Xi sighed deeply, "Why did the 'Good Metabolism' treatment go to Jiang Yuan, who doesn't care what she eats? Shouldn't it be given to the four of us girls?"

"Xiaotian, that dog of a man is picky about onions and celery, he always puts them in our bowls."

Li Yitong added, "We can't follow his example."

Li Yitong took the biscuit, broke it in half, and gave it to Meng Ziyi.

"Mmm, I'm not picky about these things, but Jiang Yuan has tried to put them in my bowl before, which I hate the most."

Tian Xiwei handed a piece to Yang Chaoyue, "Chaoyue, here you go."

Yang Chaoyue, who was pondering what equipment to buy to avoid dying, laughed:

"Oda, why do you think I'll eat a piece?"

"Aren't we snack sisters? Aren't we!"

Tian Xiwei cupped Yang Chaoyue's small face in her hands and looked directly at her, "Chaoyue, are you going to form a snack buddy group with someone else?"

Jiang Yuan smiled upon hearing this.

Tian Xiwei and Yang Chaoyue, two mischievous kids, have been sneaking snacks while filming these past two months.

There was a week when the two of them stayed together.

I gained three pounds because I snacked on myself every night.

Three pounds may not seem like much in real life, but you can still see some changes when it's on camera.

Lin Yufen looked at the two girls' slightly round faces and was puzzled.

I eat light meals every day, so how can I still gain weight?

Although they gained three pounds, they were still very thin compared to their original weight.

But something's not right here!

If you dare to gain three pounds now, will you dare to gain five pounds? Eight pounds? Or even ten pounds in the future?

We can't let the bad trend of getting fat get into Hua Qiangu's world!

Lin Yufen secretly sought information from Li Yitong and Meng Ziyi.

It was only then that I discovered that after returning to the hotel, Xiaotian Chaoyue enjoyed tasting all the snacks they had bought...

After noticing the signs, Lin Yufen immediately became worried about the two girls who lacked self-control.

The arrangement must be made so that Li Yitong and Meng Ziyi, both known for their self-discipline, each lead one.

These two snack sisters are absolutely forbidden from getting together!

In fact, Jiang Yuan thought that Meng Ziyi was also a snack addict, or at the very least a hoarder.

Because when no one was around, Mencius would always take out all sorts of strange and unusual snacks for him to eat.

But Lin Yufen's arrangement must be because Sister Meng has self-control.

"I didn't say I wouldn't eat it."

Yang Chaoyue removed Tian Xiwei's hand and took the cookie.

Li Yitong pointed at Tian Xiwei: "Xiao Tian, you can only eat one cookie, the rest is for that dog of a man."

"I finally managed to lose weight last time, and if I gain it back, Director Lin will be looking for me."

Upon hearing this, Mencius also pointed at Yang Chaoyue: "Chaoyue, you shouldn't eat any more."

Yang Chaoyue glanced at Meng Ziyi and slowly revealed the secret she had discovered:

"Sister Meng, your suitcase is full of potato chips and chocolates, right? You love snacks too."

I'm even afraid that one day you'll take me out for a big meal.

Mencius was taken aback and explained, "I didn't eat that myself."

"Do you want to eat anything?"

Jiang Yuan and the opposing Yasuo, who came down from the top lane, faced off again.

While dodging Yasuo's Q, he stabbed her with his greatsword, and still had the leisure to ask Mencius for advice.

If Chen Duling on the other side knew how relaxed and carefree Jiang Yuan was, she might start to question her life again.

As for the girls, they all came back to life and are still chatting.

Let's chat, and it's best to chat as much as possible.

If your level and equipment are any lower, you'll get killed again by a skilled Yasuo on the other side.

He will then reap the rewards from the minion waves on all three lanes.

And the four barks of a dog at the end of the game...

Jiang Yuan was originally planning to play this game with the mindset of fighting nine opponents at once.

Moreover, it must be said that the current Yasuo, equipped with the legendary Statikk Shiv, can clear minions incredibly fast.

It's far beyond what that later, lower-spec green electrosurgical unit could possibly achieve.

"Yes, I do like to eat snacks."

Mencius nodded, "But the truth is I didn't eat it."

"Then why did you buy so many potato chips and chocolates, Sister Meng?"

Yang Chaoyue had never dared to ask this question.

Li Yitong and Tian Xiwei were also watching Meng Ziyi, but neither of them knew it.

"To satisfy my craving."

Mencius's answer left the three girls stunned.

"To satisfy your craving?"

Upon hearing this, Tian Xiwei fed Jiang Yuan a cookie and exclaimed incredulously, "How can you satisfy your craving if you don't eat?"

"Just like you, Oda."

Mencius pointed to the cookies that Xiaotian was feeding Jiang Yuan, "I used to like eating these too, and sometimes I couldn't control myself, eating them while fanning myself and crying..."

Later I found that when I let my brother eat it, just watching and hearing the sounds made me feel just as satisfied as if I were eating it myself, and it really pleased me.

"So when I wanted to eat a certain snack, I would take it out and let my brother have it."

Mencius smiled knowingly. "Then I stopped craving it. Aren't I clever?"

Jiang Yuan:......

He had always thought Mencius was a hoarder, but it turns out he was being used as a substitute for him.

Jiang Yuan recalled the plums and cucumber-flavored potato chips she was fed.

Sometimes, Sister Meng would even let him eat an ice cream called Chocolat, which contained chocolate.

He eats one in three bites each time.

Even though it was him who was eating, Sister Meng seemed to enjoy it even more than he did.

She squinted her eyes with delight and said that she couldn't outeat him.

"You can do that?"

Li Yitong learned a lot; she strictly controlled her diet, even eating corn kernel by kernel.

"Alright, alright."

Jiang Yuan stopped her just in time, saying, "You've all been resurrected, log in now."

"Chaoyue, go to the mid lane and help me defend the tower. I have the Bloodthirster. Also, farm Tristana and Leona in the bot lane."

"Okay, brother."

Yang Chaoyue hurriedly went out and arrived at the mid lane. Before she could even farm a wave of minions, she was hit by the enemy Yasuo's whirlwind.

Then follow with the big one.

The opposing Yasuo also got two kills and made up for lost gold.

Chaoyue's Lux support is already squishy, and without Flash, getting hit by Ignite means certain death.

[The flying machine needs to be precise (Yasuo) killed Sister Yang, that's all about getting the kill (Lux)]

Yang Chaoyue opened the panel and found that the enemy Yasuo had Zeal and Greed Blade, and was only missing to upgrade to Statikk Shiv.

The girl understood and said reproachfully, "Brother, you called me here on purpose, didn't you?"

"Men are all dirty-minded in this respect."

Li Yitong criticized her, but she had already seen through it and still didn't remind Chaoyue.

Since she's already barked like a dog, the other three can't escape it either, so no one should laugh at anyone else.

……

Chen Duling was sitting in front of the computer, flexing her fingers.

He glanced at his score of 3/2/0 with satisfaction.

She was solo killed by the original Piyasuo once again.

But it doesn't matter, she now has three kills.

Once you get home, you can craft the Statikk Shiv and start farming lanes and jungle camps.

Then avoid Yasuo's attacks, go into the jungle to kick Amumu, go to the top lane to kick Teemo, and go to the bottom lane to beat up Caitlyn and Lux.

Earn a fortune every day, buy endless blood-drinking pills, and reach the pinnacle of life!

[Lee Sin: You idiot weapon, are you trying to eat your dad's jungle monsters? You're not going to get any minions.]

[Weapon: You stupid blind fool, why don't you come and eat your dad's minions?]

[Lee Sin: We're going to have a solo match later, your dad will beat you to a pulp.]

[Weapon: Is your dad afraid of you?]

……

Chen Duling glanced at her teammates who were still arguing and abandoned her idea of farming jungle monsters to make up for lost gold.

The next moment, Tristana and Leona in the bottom lane died again.

It transformed into the original Piyasuo's four-layered killing sword.

Chen Duling rubbed her eyes and glanced at the original Piyasuo's build: Statikk Shiv, Berserker's Greaves, Bloodthirster, B.F. Sword...

Looking at my lonely electric knife, well, maybe with a Doran's Ring and boots.

[Little Cannon: Are you guys idiots? You've only been around for a few minutes and you've already raised this kind of idiot?]

[Japanese girl: Let's play a game, 15.]

……

Chen Duling looked troubled, but still wanted to type out some words of advice.

[Yasuo (Chen Duling): We can fight. Aside from Yasuo, the other enemy players' items are average. Yasuo is easily killed if he gets crowd-controlled. We have a chance. Trust me.]

After sending it, Chen Duling realized that the tactics she sent were also displayed in the public chat.

She sighed, "I made a stupid mistake. I got led astray by everyone's comments in the public chat."

But what Chen Duling didn't expect was...

Surprisingly, someone on the other side supported her.

[Teemo (Li Yitong): I support killing our Yasuo!]

[Amumu (Mencius): Support!]

[Female police officer (Tian Xiwei): Support!]

Lux (Yang Chaoyue): ...Support!

"Hey, are they having internal conflicts on the other side too?"

Chen Duling saw hope.

[Yasuo (Chen Duling): Thank you for your support!]

But there is a kind of pain.

Gain your opponent's approval.

But his teammates didn't take it seriously and instead started to surrender.

[Blind Monk: 15]

[Blind Monk: Anyone who doesn't surrender later is a coward.]

[Yasuo (Chen Duling): ...]

[Yasuo (Chen Duling): The world hasn't ended, I'd rather die than surrender?]

[Weapon: 15]

[Small Cannon: 15]

[Japanese Women: 15]

……

Chen Duling sighed, but it was still early, 15 minutes had passed.

The only thing to do is try to get as many kills as possible to win back your teammates.

As for surrendering, that's impossible.

She is a dazzling diamond bearing the glory of the Balance Church.

How can I surrender at 15 in a match in Ionia?

"So be it, I'll be a grandson."

Chen Duling muttered under her breath, starting to speak abstractly, "Anyway, I'm a woman, so it's not my turn to be the grandson."

She sneered, "Heh, I didn't bring one."

……

Chen Duling had a rosy idea: she hoped to temporarily avoid Yasuo's sharp edge.

Invade the jungle to kick Amumu, go to the top lane to kick Teemo, and go to the bottom lane to beat up Caitlyn and Lux.

But the truth is, when she enters the jungle, Amumu is always at full health and runs away as soon as he sees her.

Go to top lane, and Teemo will always stay hidden under the tower and never come out.

While Teemo was farming minions, Chen Duling discovered that Teemo had actually equipped himself with Guardian Armor...

"Armor-piercing Teemo?"

Chen Duling smiled with relief.

Let's go down the road, okay?

The policewoman and Lux were quite brave.

Especially the policewomen; when they see her, they're like wolves seeing meat.

Simply reverse the order and place a row of clips behind her.

Then Chen Duling found out the reason.

The original Piaso is also there.

She finally took down the policewoman, but then she and the bot lane duo were killed as well.

It transformed into the original Piasor's six-layered killing sword.

The next five minutes...

It was a truly dark five minutes.

The original Piyasuo could kill anyone he saw, slashing them to death in two hits.

[Brother Jiang is just feeding (Yasuo) to kill the glider (Yasuo) and he's got a pentakill!]

[Penta Kiil (Penta Kill)!]

[Brother Jiang is just feeding kills (Yasuo) is already godlike!]

Less than fifteen minutes after securing the pentakill, Jiang Yuan had already crafted a 20-stack Infinity Edge, Bloodthirster, and Deathcap.

The last wave of ivory towers.

Chen Duling looked at the gray screen again, feeling like crying.

And her 4/10/0 record.

She was the one who died the most...

Because after a teammate got a pentakill, they stopped leaving the fountain and started arguing with each other in the chat.

She was the only one who diligently went out to get beaten up.

[Brahmin from the County Town (Lee Sin): I surrendered. Son, let's solo with Jax. Your dad's Silver 2, 64 LP, I'll crush you.]

[This idiot likes to talk about hierarchy (weapons): "Watch your dad kill you."]

[I immediately reported him (Little Cannon): You two idiots, reported.]

……

[The rich woman saw through my strength (Japanese woman): Policewoman, add me as a friend.]

[I immediately reported (Torrent): Lux, wanna team up?]

……

What the hell is going on?

Teammates are arguing with each other, and two are even asking for friend slots.

Haven't you ever seen a girl before? Isn't she?

……

Li Yitong, who was on a high point in the tower, joked upon seeing the news:

"Xiaotian, Chaoyue, and Riyue have figured out you're rich women. They've been trying to add you as a friend, and they want you to be their sugar daddy."

They also reached the high ground, and Mengzi, who had Amumu headbutt the minions, laughed:

"With such a high monthly salary, Xiaotian Chaoyue must be quite wealthy."

Yang Chaoyue shook her head: "The Japanese woman didn't add me, so it has nothing to do with me."

Tian Xi rolled her eyes and smiled at Li Yitong, "Li Yitong, how about I take care of you, this rich woman?"

"Tian Xiwei, you think you're all grown up now?" Li Yitong was exasperated.

Mencius and Yang Chaoyue laughed continuously as Mencius discussed peace.

Jiang Yuan.

He was typing.

……

Chen Duling watched as the base's front tooth tower collapsed.

It hasn't even been 15 minutes yet.

Great, at least we don't have to surrender.