Bizarre Survival: Starting from the Fake Human Community

"Damn it, what the hell is that pressing on my face?! Do you have any branches?"

In a daze, Su Ming squeezed his face and pushed the thing pressing on his face aside.

With his eyes still blurry, he was matching the antenna connection to the Shurima network.

He opened his eyes, and two long legs supported his head in the middle.

"Holy crap!" Su Ming broke out in a cold sweat. Being alone in a room with a woman, completely naked, gave him a headache. "How did Wen Wan end up here? I was working late last night writing reports. I wasn't drunk!"

Although Wenwan is my roommate, we usually get along well and maintain a friendly relationship where we don't bother each other.

Is it reasonable to be suppressed right from the start?

"Um……?"

Wen Wan frowned, her hand on her forehead, as she slowly regained consciousness.

"Huh?... " What came into view was a naked torso, the face... I recognized it. Then I looked at myself, looked up, looked down, this wasn't a dream. "Ah...!!!"

"Su Ming, you scoundrel, you finally couldn't resist attacking me?" Wen Wan tried to grab something to cover herself, but there was nothing around her that she could use.

"What a beast! They say even rabbits don't eat the grass near their burrows, how could he do this! Just thinking that it was that little bastard Su Ming who was my first love, and then thinking that I knew nothing about it!" Wen Wan felt like she had been ripped off, and was so angry she almost vomited blood.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Su Ming covered his private parts. At this moment, he realized that this was not his home at all!

"Little Maruko, stop messing around!" Su Ming pointed around, "Look for yourself, I bought a three-bedroom apartment, not some 50-square-meter studio apartment!!!"

He spoke each word slowly and deliberately, with a proud and imposing manner; anyone who didn't know better would think Su Ming was about to start a war!

Wen Wan calmed down and struggled to conceal herself, while Su Ming, being a gentleman, openly and honestly observed her.

See? I told you pineapples definitely smell better than apples, right? That little bastard on the forum was arguing with me, saying things like "small things are cute too," and telling me to get lost!

"You little bastard, keep looking! If you look again, I'll gouge your eyes out!"

Staring wide-eyed, Wen Wan understood the current situation. At the time, she rented Su Ming's room for 1,200 yuan, but after they got to know each other, the rent became 999 yuan, and she never went back to the dormitory.

"With your tigress-like appearance, who would want to look at you!" Su Ming continued his usual banter, but during this truce, he took the opportunity to explore the area.

The apartment was a studio apartment of about 50 square meters. There was no TV, no computer, and even the cell phone was gone. In the information age, what's the difference between not having a cell phone and not having life?

This is unusual.

Su Ming changed into the clothes he had found and tossed the other set to Wen Wan, who was hiding in the bathroom:

The clothes are all in this solid color style, and there are two sets that even come with underwear, which is really thoughtful. They fit me perfectly; you should try them on.

Then, she pushed the bathroom door open a crack, and Wenwan quickly gathered up her clothes like a nimble kitten. A while later, she emerged.

Both were dressed in simple, solid-colored clothes, but their gentle and graceful demeanor was still evident. At first glance, they looked like they were wearing matching outfits.

"So... what's going on now, Su Jianjian!!!" That's what she usually calls Su Ming, but after this incident, she still seems very angry.

"Greek milk!" Su Ming had already tried to explore the area; there was no cell phone, the door wouldn't open, and only an old-fashioned radio that looked completely broken. It didn't seem like a kidnapping, but to call it a prank was a bit too much!

"Holy crap, how could a fine young man like me, burdened with a mortgage for half his life, have made enemies? I'm not like Sister Li!" Su Ming scratched his head, completely baffled.

Just then, the old-fashioned radio in the living room started ringing:

Welcome to the eerie survival game!

Death in the game is equivalent to death in real life.

[Current Game Instance: Pseudo-Human Community]

[Clearance Requirements: Survive for 7 days]

[The apartment serves as a refuge; protecting the integrity of the apartment is your greatest guarantee of survival.]

Collect as many survival supplies as possible to ensure the apartment's shelter remains intact.

[Finally: May you die young!]

……

After the broadcast ended, Su Ming and Wen Wan both looked very serious. As frequent internet users, they were quite accepting of the situation.

"Yabai, I haven't finished my drawing yet!" Wenwan's face was troubled as she paced anxiously.

"Maruko, what time is it? You're still thinking about those notebooks? I'm at my wit's end!"

At first, he thought Wen Wan was just a normal comic artist. Then one day he accidentally saw her manuscript, which contained things like yuri and BL. He didn't understand, but he was shocked.

Wen Wan rolled her eyes: "What can I do? Manga is justice, you know! Besides, if I stop writing manga, won't it never end?"

"My teeth are gone! No way!!!"

"Tch!" Su Ming ignored the otaku girl; his focus was on the mission. "Is there still a control panel?"

With a thought, a virtual panel appeared before my eyes. Just like in the game, only the public channel was open.

For example, items like backpacks are locked, and you probably have to complete a certain task to unlock them.

Su Ming opened the neighborhood chat group, which was already in an uproar.

"Holy crap, is this still China? Where the hell have I been thrown? Damn it, I just ordered the full service, and I've totally ripped off this time!"

"Who do you think you are? I just got my succubus cup and I haven't even had a chance to warm it up before you come over. You've already taken your pants off and got into position. Are you as miserable as me?"

"...Well, you're pretty pathetic. You win!"

"Is it a prank? Don't you see how often we imitate foreigners to create entertaining content for our shows?"

"Prank? You think you can prank a hundred people? You clearly haven't read enough novels! With the apocalypse upon us and global resources dwindling, only I can multiply resources ten thousandfold!"

"Ganlin's mother, I told you, who left me here? Come to Dayang City if you dare, I'll make you regret it!"

"Thanks for the kind words, upstairs brother, but I'd like to ask if you guys are all stuck here?"

"you also?"

"Me too!"

"Any girls from big cities? I'm so scared!" A chubby, bearded guy in white socks typed on the panel.

"666, and Chengdu Superman too!"

"You're being a bit too subtle!"

"Where is it obscene?"

Suddenly, a person with a creepy profile picture spoke up in the group and their message was pinned to the top:

[It's noon now, the door is open. Please note that the door will no longer be forcibly closed after this time.]

[Exploration time is from 12 PM to 18 PM; a small amount of survival supplies will be distributed within the community]

[After 6 PM, there are fake people loitering around; please try to avoid going out.]

With a click, the door opened automatically.

Su Ming glanced at it, and Wen Wan also forced her head closer. The entire corridor was quite dark, and the visibility was very poor.

The walls were mottled and dilapidated, stained with mold and blackened traces that looked like blood. Scattered on the floor were things that looked like pieces of meat, which was a bit scary.

The emergency lights were completely off; only the green light on the safety sign was flashing.

If it weren't for noon, he would have thought it was almost dark.

"Wow, that scared me half to death!"

"Could there really be some kind of fake person out there?"